This chick won't leave me alone and I'm done with her
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This chick won't leave me alone and I'm done with her
Help me out /b/ros
Dubs decides what I say btw
>>673010562
Leave me alone dumb cheap whore
>>673010562
Tell her you're gay and send pic of you sucking dick, fag.
>>673010562
Way to delete your own messages, OP. Show a pic of her or fuck off
Make her send you pics and post them
>>673010562
Yeah I want you too even if i ever say I dont.
>>673010767
roll
>>673010758
rrrrrrrroll. with the jpg
Tell her to come over and fuck you with a strap-on.
>>673010562
just fuck her
>>673010562
You need to take an English course, you cheap whore.
>>673010858
rolling
>>673010562
Do you have a sister or something bitch?
>>673010562
send a picture of your very own asshole
Is she hot ?
Wish I had some bitch talking to me like that lmao.
Send her the navy seals copy pasta
>>673010858
reroll
>>673010973
This
>>673010562
Meet up fuck and never speak to her again also post pics
>>673010844
Thanks anon
I'm sorry but I identify as an attack helicopter. Your callous sexual advances are triggering me.
>>673010973
this
>>673011035
also this
>>673010844
Don't use this faggot's post.
Just in case this is dubs, >>673010973
>>673011035
roll
>>673010562
>mfw it's actually faggot OP writing these messages to a guy
Im a faggot
Tell her you want to putt mayo in her butthole and eat it out
>>673010562
"If you want to choke on my dick first you have to be willing to show me how much do you want it, so show me how wet you are for me right now"
>>673010974
OP is talkin to himself to impress cool new internet friends
>>673011159
heh
>>673011159
Probably.
Also, >>673010858
DUBS GET
Tell her you want to fuck her dad
I'm sorry but I'm into getting deeply penetrated by big black niggers. I dont like slutty women, I want a man to fuck me so hard that I'm screaming daddy until his semen erupts and overflows out of my asshole.
>>673011199
winrar
>>673010742
yah
>>673011199
OP won't deliver
>>673011199
NIICE
I was off by one three times in a row...
>>673011035
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
>>673011199
I win mofos
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
>>673010723
This
Seriously, it's 2016, and she can't even spell "straddle" correctly? Tell her to use a fucking spellchecker.
>>673011308
I'll do this just cause it's fun to spam
Send this
>>673011243
Reroll
>>673011308
Ohh no!
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
OP faggot
>>673011663
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
>>673011728
>>673011663
If she comes to me then i suppose i'il have to throw her in river again or perhaps short game of rape n' throw
Op here will post her reply soon
>>673011830
>>673011848
OP delivered there is still hope for the thread
>>673012028
Show me now and you better stick something inside
Get her to send you pics and post them!!!!!!
>>673012028
"pics or it didnt happen"
>>673012099
Dubs again!
>>673012028
Just say that's hot let me see then
>>673012028
Give nudes
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็(ಠ益ಠส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
>>673010562
"Please stop sending these kind of messages."
Then, when she doesn't, it's sexual harassment.
Niggas... I want her to leave me alone
>>673012028
The appalling pic dude... Both of my posts made it there...
GET THE NUDES FIRST
>>673012218
We'll fuck it up somehow, don't worry, after creating those fake expectations any troll dubs will get her out of you
>>673012028
If that's actually a real female person, and I don't think it is, just ask for nudes you dumb fucking faggot
>>673012288
If she sends nudes I'll post for you guys then send the helicopter one
>>673010842
Roll
send her this
Lol
>>673013051
send her this
>>673010562
Ask for more
Get her to send you one of her tit's and pussy
>>673013051
she's kinda fat ain she?
got any face/body pics op?
Yeah I do
>>673013412
Tell her to show pussy and ass and you'll consider fucking her
>>673013412
>>673013412
just go and fuck her you dumb beta faggot
Get her to send you actual nudes with her face in them
>>673013489
This, fuck her then cut all communication with her.
>>673013568
>>673013489
The standards are low in these two.
>>673013412
Just fuck her you pussy
>>673013051
>kinda need to tone more
>kinda
This bitch got all my zozzles
>>673012028
>>673013648
fuck off virgin
>>673013489
Bruh I did fuck her. She gave me chlamydia a while ago. Fuck that Bitch
wtf man.. she's below 5.. why would you?
>>673013936
aww shit...never mind,keep fucking her,its not like you can get any more chlamydia,abuse that bitch
>>673013867
haha, I'm not autistic, I don't need fatties to get laid.
Do you have any pics of her face?
>>673014020
>its not like you can get any more Chlamydia
Nigga..
>>673013452
Is OP literally fag?
>>673014020
Nah I'm not about that life man. I got clean and now she literally texts me everyday and this is honestly the first time I've written back in a month
>>673014021
>implying you get laid at all
Post pic of her face
There's a video but idk how to upload it. Haha
>>673014355
Forgot the pic
>>673014111
Kek x5890953267
>>673014411
there's the whole webm thing for a reason...
Tell her to put a sharpie in her asa and to let you see cause it makes you diamonds
Holy shit how do you pick up girls so fast?
Fap to back dubs
In the least offensive way possible I find your existence repulsive, so much so I don't think I'm comfortable around females anymore and would like to personally tell you, you're the reason I'm now gay
Do you think we have a future together?
Get more nudes...
>>673010562
Report her for sexual harassment. That's what all the feminists do as soon as a guy says hi to them.
"sorry, im gay"
>>673014853
Second this notion
>>673015833
LEGITIMATE DUBS HERE
Her
Alright now let get that naked
Ahhh
Get that video to us first of all.
Then tell her:
"That pic and vid are making me really hard, I wish you were here so I could drop a load in your mouth and pussy. How about you take a full body pic?"
>>673016196
roll.. also add at the start.
"Sorry this other girl started messaging me, that was to get her off my back"
Yes I will hold your head down on it after I have force ably shoved it up your ass.
Sorry this other girl started messaging me, that was to get her off my back. But that pic and vid are making me really hard, I wish you were here so I could drop a load in your mouth and pussy. How about you take a full body pic?
>>673016355
Haha fucking faggot
>>673016355
Winrar
>>673016307
Roll
She has been asking. Someone give me a pic I'm kind of a slender white Hispanic guy whose cut.
>>673016984
Just take your own fucking picture. What are you, retarded? She already knows you gotta tiny dick, she doesn't care.
>>673016984
Quit being a pussy and send a pic of yourself
>>673016984
I took this for my art project, he was really insistent on it for some reason?
can I spaff on your face?
>>673017418
Send per a picture of that man noodle .
>>673017579
Rubbing for this man noodle
>>673017579
Roll
>>673010975
Roll
Niggers I'm at work and all I have normal ass pictures.
>>673017948
Theres your pic mangelo
>>673017418
>>673017888
Get me the pasta and I'll send er
>>673010562
>all of your dick and balls in my mouth
Sides = orbit
>>673017996
Send pic and get nudes first /b/ro
She's not buying it
You had one job....
I am seriously sick of this shit. The United States could kick out literally every Muslim citizen tomorrow for no reason and we would still be a more tolerant country than every other single fucking country. Europe and especially Scandinavia only exist because they do not pay for their own national security, the United States does. Their "tolerance" is a smokescreen for the collapse of their shitting fucking country. After all, if Europe accepts that it's not so tolerant, what are they even good at? Absolutely nothing. Worthless country that exists as a buffer zone between us and other world powers. Do you agree?
>>673010562
>>673010562
op if i take oc of body and dick but you have to send no dubs needed ill TS too
>>673018438
Of course it's me. If you send one now, I'll send back another one, in the same underwear, same location and everything so you know its me.
then when she sends hers, you send this back
>>673018797
roll
She skeptical because the underwear haha
>>673019019
Just tell her your gay uncle got it for you last christmas.
>>673019019
Lol is he wearing a thong. Wew
Fucking bitch
>>673010562
See my brown funnel noodles
>>673019183
Send the pic
>>673018797
>>673010562
>Wont leave me alone
>I'm done with her
>Help me out
>Decides what I say
Nothing you fucking retard just ignore her and she'll give up eventually. Man you're thick.
>>673019183
She's seen your dick already, why are you being such a faggot? Just send your own.
>>673019308
Sent
>>673019593
>bitches don't know shit about flip image horizontal
>>673019462
Listen here you cuck. This Bitch has texted me for the last month and I haven't written her once she honestly won't leave me alone
> mfw you're both guys catfishing.
You ruined it for all of us for being a pussy and not show your dick to a girl you already fucked
>>673017418
"art project" nice bait fgt but srs ky.
you fag
>>673019860
"art project" nice bait fgt but srs ky. nice bait fgt but srs ky.
>>673019826
I'm at work faggot and I don't have pictures like that on my phone
So get your ass to the washroom and take one pussy
>>673019773
Lying on the internet won't impress or fool anybody. l2block a person.
>>673020005
How hard is it to go to a fucking toilet and take a pic?
>>673020160
I'm a motherfucking janitor, so its very fucking hard to do that. I have to shit on the fern out back.
Pretty hard when there is no wash room out here. It's just forest. I'm not about to take a cock shot with all my buds around
Stop being such a pussy and do it already....that pussy is long dried up by now
>>673020342
1. Find a dead body.
2. Put cock in mouth.
3. Send pic.
>>673020342
Has she replied yet? Is the pussy ready to receive?
here faggot. sorry - i'm much bigger than you.
This is where we're at
i think she got it and kills herself now
>>673021023
ok sry, she's even more dumb than i thought
>>673020965
Holy fucking kek
Roll for "could you put something in your butt and send me that?"
>>673020965
dumb fucking bitch
Well you better stop slacking and get us more nudes
>>673020965
>flipped
>bitch can be this dumb
>>673020965
Haha. What?!
There it is /b/. Fucking "flip image horizontal". Thats how you get nudes using google images.
>>673020965
Roll for "Put ice cubes up dat ass and shit em into my lemonade"
No fucking way...it worked
Looks like that guys took a pic of his duck for no reason...good teamwork tho
>>673021410
Roll
Spread pussy pic
>>673021128
Bed not made, shoes all over the floor, guitar case not properly stored... sorry, I think we could have had a real future, but your slobbish lifestyle is a real turn off for me. Please, do not contact me again.
>>673021466
winner
>>673021466
FUCK WINRAR
>>673021128
please m'lady will you send me a picture of your feet? its kind of my fetish
Hahah
Two in the pink one in the stink
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Get more before you blow her off
I'm really submissive during sex. I hope you won't mind if I wear diapers, that's the only way I can enjoy it. And you will have to anally stimulate me while calling me your little pony. This is going to be hot as fuck.
what a raging faggot OP is today
i guess if you've shown her that pic there is no hope no more cause you've got that 2 inch pecker m8
>>673021493
This.. Or hairbrush in the pussy
Send me a pic of your shoe on your head
>>673021798
Roll
>>673021466
Op respect dubs
OP delivers & /b/ doesn't fuck it up....
Get her to go on all 4's for you
>>673022020
Sorry I'm artistic. Are you good with scat? Like the only real way to bone is with shit coating your eyes.
send feet :')
"Sorry, that's just my way of saying I'd love to get a closer look at that ass. Can you send me a pic of you ass and pussy from behind... That would send me over the edge"
>>673021410
Rolling
>>673022316
this
>>673022316
This
>>673022333
this are some retarded trips
>>673022316
Yeah, THis gets my vote OP.
>>673014020
>its not like you can get any more chlamydia
If this were a YLYL thread this one would get me.
>>673022316
Roll
>>673022316
Rolling
>>673022316
Roll
>>673022316
this
>>673022316
Rolling for this (still time to recover)
>>673022588
Winrar
>>673022316
THIS roll
>>673022588
winrar!!
>>673022588
Praise RNGesus!
>>673022588
Check em
>>673021639
So I get to have a shower with a chick? Fuck yes.
>>673010562
she wants all your dick and balls in her mouth and you want nothing tondonwith her?
OP is faggot.
MODS MODS MODS
this girl isn't legal, no fucking way is she.
>>673022747
We try to get the nude train back on track and faggot op sends feet request.... Kek
>>673022826
She's 23
>>673019799
kek. this.
>>673022891
Tbh I wanna see ops dick
>>673020288
>janitor
gee. what are the odds?
>>673022860
>>673022860
send me your feet or face lmao.
>>673022891
>>673022891
>>673023151
Op delivered
>>673023033
Well... That makes one of us
Rolling for " a pic so close I can smell you"
>>673010562
I've had a similar experience recently. This girl was really into me and she would text me all the time. She wouldn't leave me alone, but I told her to fuck off, and she did. That's what I recommend.
Nice save op
Tell her to fuck off and kill herself
>>673023263
Roll
>>673023399
Winrar
>>673023399
Winrar
>>673016195
this is what faggot OP doesn't want. we always say OP is faggot because OP is always faggot, but this time it is literally true.
>OP is faggot
>>673010562
Op can I have day number?
>>673023151
Yes let's see that bung hole winking schphinter shithole.
"i prefer shaved chicks but your hairy cunt will do"
>>673023601
Lol, this, but add the word "nicely". (Will do nicely). Sounds creepier...
I want to fuck you in the ass and skull fuck you after that
lol jk im actually a 55 year old pedophile who is spreading your nudes online ;) say hello bitch
Roll for a link to this thread
>>673023817
reroll
>>673023923
Roll
I should really ask... Your not in any way affiliated with "to catch a predator " are you? You know you have to tell me..
Get quads and I'll leave her number up.
>>673023923
This
Close up of vag
>>673023817
roll
Roll for link to thread aswell
Roll for quads
>>673023817
roll
>>673023491
this. OP is literally faggot.
>>673024114
Roll
>>673023923
must happen
Close up of your spread vag please... If I like what I see I'll come over now and dive right in...
Shouldn't you be in school?
>>673024194
This
>>673024166
winrar!
>>673023923
Moot wills it
Quads and spread vagoo
>>673023817
rell
Quads
>>673023923
ROLL
tell her you want to put each testicle on each eye while she licks your cock
Send her a link to this thread faggot
roll for on all fours from behind pic
>>673024114
Go go gadget dubs!!
>>673012028
It's fine, I wear panties on a regular basis. If you ever need any let me know.
>>673023923
please
>>673024548
Roll
>>673024498
We need this
Link to thread
If you picture turns me on, I will come over and you will be my all you can eat buffet
link to thread
>>673024166
>>673024168
>>673024660
this
>>673024660
Now.
>>673024660
get
Shave it and send it I want to know what I'm having for dinner
>>673024744
Winrar!
>>673024501
>xD
>>673024744
YUS FUCKIN WINRAR. THANKS TO ALL ANONS COTRA BOOTIN
>>673024744
WINRAR
Hey, you're ok.
Don't go to class tomorrow.
Allahu Ackbar, Mohammed is the one true God.
No worries i enjoy vintage 70's vagoo
"sexually I identify as faggot, but I only have buttsecks with grils"
>>673024726
Didn't shave? Nothing sexier, then the pink valley in a dense womanly forest
Yeah...this is the biggest bait ever
>>673024891
Roll
>>673024411
op wont deliver
>>673024891
This
>>673024928
if yeah, fkin hilarious
i'm a faggot
>>673024924
This
Lol..... fuck. Alright I'll send the link. Lmaow
trips check
>>673024924
*than
It's fucking THAN, you insufferable faggot.
trips?
>>673025137
get out
>>673022732
fuck yes
Really wanted pussy
>>673025317
Me too, but op really wanted cock... So we all lose
Finger your hairy little critter until you make it snot
>>673025410
if only of wasn't a faggot
>>673025440
Roll
>>673025500
Winar
>>673017418
>>673018797
rofl it's just reverse in the other direction
>>673025500
Winrar! Update op?
>>673025500
This
>>673024744
WINRAR STOP ROLLING FAGS I WANT TO SEE THIS
OP those videos any good?
You should dropbox or something b/c you love us
Niggers I sent the link the thread is donzo. Now she won't stop bitching at me. Well I got what I wanted kinda. Thanks /b/oys
>>673025756
Post screenshot faggot
>>673025756
Post the bitching lol. Also chick , if your looking at this.... Spread pussy pic please
>>673025756
SEND THE FUCKING CHAT YOU OXYMORON
>>673025756
Pics or it didn't fucking happen
>>673025856
Of the phone call? Faggot
>>673025756
Post it OP
>>673025929
Tell that bitch to text you so you can put it in the thread, we've all been left hanging here.
>>673025929
Screenshot of the link sent you dick cheese
>>673024448
So close
Screenshot fag
>>673025756
