Dubs says
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs says
>>672970637
I know
"Are you saying I'm fat?"
Why the fuck did you put two full stops? WTF are you implying here? Are you saying I'm NOT stunning? OMG FUCK YOU DICK!
>>672972014
Roll
>>672970637
Stop oppressing me, cucklord.
Op here also post ending in 9
>>672972174
roll
>>672972174
kek
>>672972014
kek rolling
>>672972174
rollin
Give me an idea of the size of your balls
>>672972399
WINRAR
>>672972511
Too late, cuck.
And you're bald..
>>672972511
Also winrar
I fuck niggers for a living
>>672972511
>>672972399
OP chooses,
Still rolling for the balls one though.
Sounds legit
>>672972856
OP is new
>>672972980
Top kek
>>672972856
OP is a dubass
>>672972856
You did it wrong
>>672972856
can you bury your cock in my ass?
>>672973018
>dubass
Do you ever masturba to Martha Stewart's veiny hands?
can you bury your cock in my ass?
can i suck your penine?
>>672973159
30 minutes
behind the mcdonalds
wear a plastic bag
>>672973166
Winrar, OP... thread is shit
>>672973288
WINRAR
>>672972579
Guys take forever to fucking respond
>>672973159
newfag
mature young xxx vids
Balls
>>672973784
I want you to bury your cock in my ass.
>>672973784
now actually go and blow him
>>672973892
are they sweet like candy bby?
>>672973998
Ask him what his favorite meme is.
>>672973998
hey stop oppresing me you white man
>>672973998
looking for d
>>672974059
Rolllllling
>>672973998
YOU'RE REALLY OPPRESING ME, I'M NOT A WOMAN. I'M A CISGENDER.
Looking to be tied up and smashed from the behind by two dudes, already have 1 sorted, could you be the other?
>>672974350
reroll
>>672974427
and another
>OP what is your gender? need to know to determine my rolls
>>672974059
Just taking suggestions now and obviously dubs
Robots fist my meatus
>>672974567
Guess that answers
>>672974549
OP, try to recruit one of the to ISIS.
>>672974567
well why don't you come over so you can melt in my mouth (;
Want to see how feminine my penis is?
>>672974794
re-roll
>>672974439
fucking what? it was suppoused to say white man you fucking cocksmoker
>>672974813
Rolling x75
will you peeta all over my katniss?
OP get better at this
>>672975069
more like fistfucking
>>672975069
Excitement as in very very old men and necrophillia ;)
>>672975331
but i have a rape fetish..
Well, I do have 80 mage.
>>672975412
Roll
>>672975412
roll
>>672975408
Reroll
>>672975069
like posting on 4chan and fucking random people off Craigslist
>>672972856
God damn it nigger
>>672975646
rolling
Fuck you OP this shit is cracking me up
I bet my dick is bigger than yours... oops!!
timmmmurghhhh
>>672974786
Adam is my favourite so far, he seems chill.
>>672975902
can i shit in your mouth? 5 minutes away
>>672975945
>oh, you're exactly who you think I am
>>672975945
shut up chad
>>672974786
I think you might be a rapist, so my dad is coming along. If you're lucky, we'll let you watch, cucko.
>>672975945
So you're saying you wouldn't rape anyone? Shame, I have a HUGE rape fetish.
>>672975594
the people you're mom is banging right now, BOOM!
>>672975945
timmmmmmmaaaarghhhhh
>>672975766
deliver this
>>672975945
timmmmmayyy
>>672976197
rolol
Adam unmatched
>>672976224
>>672976246
rolling for both
>>672976197
dis
>>672976501
No! He broke my heart... I shall miss Adam.
>>672976733
u wan sum fuk?
>>672976820
roll
Is this what fucking normal guys do? What a bunch of fucking retards.
And they probably still get more pussy then I do.
>>672976733
so if you ain't chad, who are you? show me some pics of you, pics of your schlong
>>672976928
kek found the autistic
>>672976733
you have to talk to my mom first. she says i can only fuck my family.
>>672976964
We're not here to satisfy your homo-erotic urges.
>>672977053
roll
>>672976733
"I like to fuck dead cats"
>>672977112
kek-roll
>>672977112
why are you here then
>>672977627
Holy shit this guy... He'll take any amount of abuse for a hot girl. Meanwhile my precious Adam is gone...
>>672977495
the blood of my last tinder date
>>672977627
you spelt "know" wrong fagget
>>672977853
roll
can i fuck you in the ass with a 15 inch dildo while youre covered in my piss
>>672977801
You let me shit on your chest while he sucks your dick
>>672977801
Basically you fuck me on top of him and as he draws his last breath I cum and you cum inside me.
>>672978119
reel
>>672977801
This one has potential
>>672977627
Ten minutes ago you gave me shit about spelling dumbass wrong and now you write like a high school girl? I'm guessing you're a pedo.
Post ending in 9 or 7 from this point on are winrar
>>672978247
That one got me good
>>672978247
hey Chad
chad
Hey
CHad
sup
Chad
OP are u a grill or catfish?
>>672978625
holy fucking kek
>>672978593
prolly a 30 year old living in his moms basement that faps to mlp
Look, Chad, I want to get to know you too but I've been single for a while and am in some sort of a relationship with my beagle. Are you open to that?
>>672978815
That smell wasn't my pussy it was the smell of your ass hair you filthy pig
"Maybe you can try on one of my diapers, too"
>>672978815
Damn I'm ready to go
my dad still rapes me
>>672976928
Hahaha yeeup! sad but true anon
>>672979009
What are you fucking gay?
>>672979009
Kek
>>672979009
do you want me to go to your place?
all you need to do is tell me your address and I'll be there, I promise Chad
>>672979009
Can he fuck your ass? While I eat his?
>>672979205
Don't act stupid Chad, you know I always get to fuck your ass.
Cuck
Well Marsha, my beagle likes to have her anus stimulated and she loves licking my muff. Could you perhaps finger my dogs ass will I suck your cock?
>>672979548
don't be shy
Chad must be fucking desperate if he's putting up with this much shit from a chick he doesn't know.
If dubs, 9, or 7 post
"Do you have a little brother that might want to help? Like really little."
>>672979205
Only if my beagle fucks you in the ass first. Then we must do it at the Red Rocket truck stop.
>>672979548
Yes you lil bitch, now lets do this shit!
Hold on my dad is texting me brb
Yeah he said I can't talk to strangers bye
>>672979548
Yes it is. I may be straight forward, but your cock will be too in about 5 seconds when I send you a picture of my tits.
This thread..... kek'd
>>672979205
Straightforward lol
>>672980200
> what's up everybody this is Cr1tiKal
> I'm gonna get fucked by a cuck in front of my sick husband
> let's do this shit
Waiting on chad and cuck man
>>672980617
I love to swallow cum
>>672980617
You probably swallow your own piss, too.
>>672980617
>France profile picture
"HEY THAT PICTURE IS OFFENSIVE MY FRIENDS WERE KILLED IN THAT PLACE YOU OPPRESSIVE CIS WHITE SCUM"
Men are so much funnier to fuck with than women. A chick would have just blocked OP long ago.
>>672980617
save some cum for me!
>>672980844
Fuck, already the faminazi-ism out of the gate.
>>672980617
Oh god I'm laughing so hard.
Say "will you be my little cuck? ;)"
>>672974813
Chattedupguysbefore/10
>>672979205
My one condition is that you suck my dog off. He lasts longer.
>>672981141
Why are you such a cuckold?
Guy sitting at home messing with other guys to get them fucked in teh ass by him pretending being a hot chick.
sage if it wasnt so fun.
post profilepic you use
My bad
>>672979205
Chad come back, I miss you
>>672981524
Yes, but not quite on the level that you eat chodes, dicks, nigger sausages.
There
>>672980617
kek
>>672981691
> i like excitement and adventure
> that's all for now
Nigga that shit is so generic that I'm amazed it still works.
>>672981524
that's a zinger Chad
>>672981691
Bumping for more of OP
>>672981524
I want you to eat me chad
>>672981691
OP is definitely a catfish ass man-baby
>>672981691
Is that you, Catfishman?
Has the legend returned?
>>672981879
Secondededededed
>>672981691
Fuck off OP your ugly
>>672981879
I used to use this profile to get creepy guys to order me pizza i got like 5 pizzas in my day
>>672981844
>>672981877
> that's a zinger Chad
> I want you to eat me Chad
I want my trap cock inside you Chad
"Buy me 7 kittens and a book on neo nazis and I'm yours"
>>672982004
Fuck dude lol
OP post pics of the girl you're pretending to be!
>>672982223
that rhymes lol
OP how did you get them to deliver the pizza and have them not come to your door??
>>672982223
>cowboy butts drive me nuts
I came, this is the one
>>672982297
what a zinger that was
>>672982223
Don't be a fucking mirror-image of my genitals you fucking gingew. Show me how alpha you can be and try not to break you concentration when you do so.
Op i admire how you're willing to say whatever. But this thread is a train wreck and all the fun of gets went.out the window the minute u sent "kek rolling." Like a fucking retard. Plus u haven't posted tits so GTFO
>>672972856
OP is retarded newfag
>>672982627
Just put the fucking toes in his mouth. Not like he's sucking your micropenis.
>>672982627
But seriously though, it's just a tongue
>>672982409
Ya teach us OP
>>672982409
Just tell them i'm babysitting and i dont know when my brothers coming home
>>672982748
is a newfag but a good one
non retarded
>>672974794
roll
>>672983083
I fucked the pizza guy
>>672983083
I folded the slices in half, New York style then put em in my hot pink pussy! uhhhuhuhhh the marinara sauce is inside me and its making me soo wet
>>672983083
I was raped last night.
>>672977767
he is a grade A beta
>>672976501
>bass jumping
>>672983481
Giving up a nice, tight pussy over a dying man's tongue; are you literally homosexual?
>>672982223
>>cowboy butts drive me nuts
>>672983481
What if he fingered your butt instead
>>672983729
Whoops, wrong dude. What's up sexy?
Common OP get us some dick picks and Facebook profiles.
>>672977495
In the deep #adel
Step it up OP
>>67>>672983729
Its 241am and I'm tired.This made me laugh harder then it should have
I'm looking for help from a guy who can provide me with sexual relief and in return I'll be your angel. I can only cum if you tell me about how your mom raped you when you were a child while I poor hot wax in your dick hole. I know it sounds weird but its a common fetish and I just need relief. please help me
>>672984267
that thing from the ice age movie
Ok this is very much a train wreck thread bear with me
>>672983083(OP)
Did you give them a sob story or something before asking for the pizza?
>>672984267
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=SIDS
Yo I kiss of death and make your fucking ass explode!
>>672984582
I might green text it later my method is complicliated to get pizzas
>>672984687 (OP)
Please do
Am very interested in the art of getting pizzas on tinder
Would be very grateful
>>672985056
SEND IT SEND IT NOW
>>672985056
I like this one
Things slowed trying to get you guys somthing
Bunp
Going soon will post again when my swipes gets restored tomorrow
>>672986027
Same time ish?
>>672972856
Fucking idiot
bumping 4 interest
>>672986636
Dying soon /b/ro
Night fuckers
OP can't spell for shit
>>672988217
I really cant, dyslexia
>>672970637
hitler dindu nuffin
>>672984267
brutal
