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Black guy behind you
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You're not a nigger
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>>672964153
"I ejaculate chocolate liquour"
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Make america great again
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let's rape your daughter
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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I'm taking the house
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>>672964153
Anime is fucking trash
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>>672964153
it was my privilege
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Peanut baby jesus roleplay
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But dead women can't hear shit so why would i bother whispering into her ears?
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Hey, sign this prenup?
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I'm not the Father
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>>672964153
The jews did 9/11
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you just got aids.
your mom was better.
what's for dinner tonight?
what's your name again?
nice try for virgin.
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>>672965033
Check out these dubs
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scream and i stab
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"Sunny organic ping-pong chihuahua."

>actual full statement I heard an Asian girl say at the zoo
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Hi, I'm John Cena.
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your sister was better
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"I am going to kill you"
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I do big cums
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>>672964947
Kek
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>>672964153
Heylilgirllemmewhisperinyoear

tellyoualittlesomethingyoumightliketohear
yougotasexyassbodyandyoasslooksoft

Mindifitouchittoseeifitssoft?
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Cant stump the trump
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>>672964153
You gots yo check?
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Like me on myspace!
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>>672964153
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Pee pee vagina
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>>672964153
Niggers ate your baby
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>>672964153
"I raped your daughter"
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I'm gay you cunt
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It's time for rape
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>>672964153
inb4 404
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LoL.. Great thread :D
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I fucked yo' bitch.
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>>672964153
"gibe da pusi b0ss"
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I'm going in dry
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>>672965155
Checking out dubs while getting dubs ftw
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Q bitch Fuckin Q
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>>672964153
>You know I can't count.
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CHECK YOUR PRIVILEDGE GURLLL
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>>672964153
All blacks are niggers
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"I fucked ur mum"
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You just got shrekt
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>>672964153
i fak ur mader
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>>672964153
It is rape time
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>>672964153
I just got paid
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>>672964947
AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>672964153
the ass was fat
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Omae wo mo shinderu
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>>672965155
Witnessed
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I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK
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Check these dubs, babe
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>>672964929
femanon here, can confirm this
could never be wet for some waifu claiming pathetic moron tbh
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>>672964886
/thread
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You're a big guy
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I fucked your sister
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it'll be over soon
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>>672964153
"Hi, i'm Bill Cosby"
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I rape ur grape
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>>672964153
i voted for trump
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>>672965154
Nice try vagina
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I heard you fuckin
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SWIPE DAT EBT GURL
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>>672964153

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>672966399
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>>672966428
>Femanon
>has a dick
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I like your dick
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>>672964153
Who're you,
>Semen Demon
>Jizz Genie
>Cum Caresser
>Lovegoo Lass
>Sperm Summoner
>Mayonnaise Maiden
>Jizz Jockey
>Spunk Monk
>Sodomy Sentinel
>Penile Perpetrator
>Erection Confection
>Salami Tsunami
>Boner Condoner
>Fluid Druid
>Urethral Umpire
>Wang Wizard
>Knackers Knight
>Prick Pirate
>Dong Dominator
>Cock Khan
>Stiffy Sultan
>Sausage Sergeant
>Pole Privateer
>Shaft Specialist
>Pecker Prodigy
>Boner Benefactor
>Tallywhacker Smacker
>Baby Batter Bladder
>Willy Ghillie
>Butt Hutt
>Glans Fans
>Spooge Scrooge
>Ejaculate Advocate
>Skeet Treat
>Wang Wrangler
>Jism Prism
>Smegma Savant
>Anal Aficionado
>Testicular Temptress
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I'm casting my Dragonlord...~
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The dishes need washing
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Fuck You, Nigger Bitch!
OP Is A Faggot.
Gonna Kill You Nigger.
That's One Stinky Tampon!
Is That The /Thread?
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"Where's my fucking sandwich?"
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>>672966428
Literally you
>pic related
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I whisper to vagina
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>>672966681
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>the pizza is done
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>>672964153
"Niggers tongue my anus"
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"I'm gonna rape you"

/thread
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>>672964153
shut the fuck up
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"my daughter fucks better"
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>>672967858
femanon here again, I confirm this too
just don't be a pathetic weeaboo and be mean and violent and I'm game tbh fam
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>>672968128
tits or gtfo tranny
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>>672964153
Spiders in your anus
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Hi, im Nightmare pro CoD2 CSGO playa.

"I taught em that"
"My dick is Global"
"Swiggity Swoooty dank meme"
"Im gonna get wasted"
"I am a whiteknight"
"GIRLIE SPECTATE ME"
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1: rich
2: handbags
3: kittens
4: shoes
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>>672964153
I'll Pay for EVERYTHING
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Corn bread & fried chicken
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I came inside you
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>>672966913
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>>672964153
Here, have fifty dollars
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I have the aids
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Please don't tell dad
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I'm a male feminist
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>>672965622
I'll just "check" my own dubs
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How was your day?
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Omelette du frommage xD
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>>672969486
CHECK THESE QUADS
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>>672964825
Underrated
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Ich hab mich angekackt
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Gee bill two weiners
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You can't leave here.
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BLACK GIRLS LOVE WELFARE

NIGGERS ARE NOT PEOPLE

TINGLE PRINGLE HINGLE SLINGLE

I AM VERY RICH

JEWS ARE EVIL PEOPLE

SHUT UP AND FUCK

HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE?
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>>672964153
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch!
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>>672964153
suck my dick, bitch!
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I'll rape your ass
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Baby, I killed Mufasa
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i am actually moot
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I POSTED YOUR NUDES
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>>672968272

best answer in thread
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Daddy loves you sweetie
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>>672966944
Nah fuck you & your unworthy gay ass dubs
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SHAVE YOUR FUCKING PUSSY
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Make America great again
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TAKE MY COCK BITCH!
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check these doubs sis
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niggers tongue my anus
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I'm not an immigrant
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>>672964153
Cheese is freely available
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I love feminine penis.
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Trump will do 6/12
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I like cheese pizza
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>>672964153
You mispelled the CAPTCHA
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>>672964153
i only need 3
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>>672964153
I'll pay for it.
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Fuck bitches, get money
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>>672971539
fuck money, get bitches.
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>>672971589
Get bitches, fuck money
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only need 3
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>>672971694
kys
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>>672964153
have tons of money
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>>672971589

Bitch monies, get fucks
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Kylo Ren kills Solo.
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I have dank memes
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i have more money

/thread
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6 million
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Driver was an alcohol.
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>>672964153
OP is a fag
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>>672965941
Thanks, Lori.
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>>672969603
Fuck yeah Dexter
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Pickle in my bumbum
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Can I save it?
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>>672964153
back to the kitchen
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>>672971999
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It's Yours, My Friend.
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>>672964153
bitches aint shit but
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>>672964153
It's GNU plus Linux
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>>672964153
Why are you talking?
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twinky house

habeeb it
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*your sister was better*
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Pacman fucked up again

Dont touch my thinkpad

Check out my heelys
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Black lives matter cracker
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>>672964153
What's your greatest achievement?
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This >>672964825
bitches love the Donald's mammoth cock!
he will fuck Hillary stupid and she will learn to kneel before him and take her place
Bill will cuck hard (Trump whispers this to her too)
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>>672964153
I'll plug your shitter
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I pee, it burns
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>>672973312
I live off every man I fucked, no need to work. Got muh welfare, long ratchet nails. Hair, cadillac, gucci, pandora, iphaaaane. :^)
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>>672964886
>>672966440
no
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>>672965514
Underrated post is underrated

As for the question, I'll go with: "where's my money ho?"
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>>672964153
I'll unlock your iVag.
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>>672974087
TOPKEK
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Wanna see my diversity?
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Hello, I eat ass.
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check out these dubs
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>>672974569
Go fuck white men
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>>672964153
I seen you girl

Planet of the apes
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>>672964153
Make me a sandwich
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Your free nigger run
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>>672971438
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>>672974716
you have seen to misplace them
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>>672975111
Check'd
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Eat My Shorts Bitch
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>>672964153
Bring my drumstick hoe
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>>672964153
Use the force hoe
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>>672964153
I'm about to cum
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>I'm a Black man
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give me a bj
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>>672964825
this
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I want a divorce
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corry in da house
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fart on my dick
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I have the AIDS
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I fap to lolicon
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Pee in my butt
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>>672964153
Is Not My Child
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Need more game time
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What is a job?
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"I make seven figures."
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" I fucked your dad"
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you deserve equal pay
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"youre a filthy nigger"
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I hate normies, REEEEEEEEE!
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>>672964153
Hey, want sum fuk?
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I melted those beams
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"I shat my pants"
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>>672979580
but i also murderer
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>>672970292
>TINGLE PRINGLE HINGLE SLINGLE
youre my favorite anon
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Court thyself, filthy wench.
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>>672964153
I got my EBT.
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i like traffic lights
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>>672965257
underrated post
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Pee in my nose
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>>672964153
my dick is shriveled
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women are a meme ;)
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i want my mommy
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>>672980883
Truuuuuu
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>>672966369
NOPE.
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Dingo ate your baby
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ever been pooped on....
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>>672966369
and thats why i never ever go outside
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>>672980334
Twister hipster sister fister
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Op is a faggot
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>>672980883
Jesus Christ not this shit again
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>>672964153
"Want some fuck baby?"
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I dont fuck hyenas
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Drink my ginger ale?


HANNA
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>>672980334
SINGLE MINGLE, DINGLE WINGLE
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Takbir kuffar, allahu akbar!
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>>672964825
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>>672964153
I don't have AIDS
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>>672964153
my cock your shithole
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>>672964153
Going in dry tonight.
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>>672964153
GIT ON DIS DICK
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i lika doodoo chacha
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ima skull fuck you
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i fucked your sister
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Don't call the cops...
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CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIN
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it's not your baby
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>>672964153
Sorry, now I'm gay.
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i killed your parents
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>>672965395
Underrated Post
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i fucking dare you
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>>672965671
Fuck off Tom!
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How much for vaginal?
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I
Have
Lots
Money
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you're not pretty enough
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i'm good at whispering
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>>672971266
Dubs Check'd
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Get in the van.
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>>672964153
You Laugh You Lose
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>>672973488
Check'd
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>>672964886
This is true.
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>>672983200
You may have dubs, but I have trips.
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Niggers tongue my anus
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Cory in the house
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i only love hentai
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>>672964153
I got paid today
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>>672964153
You gonna eat that?
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>>672973450

you mean his cheetos looking dick? I feel bad for Ivanka
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Just got out of prison
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>>672965347
I cant fucking count
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Will rape like prison
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"Up Your Ass Bitch"

You know you like it
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>>672986052
Dude shut up Donald will have someone track you down if you're not careful.
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I only fuck ARs
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360 and walk away
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Wanna activate my almonds?
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Do you do anal?
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My whites need washing...
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>>672966650
L2 count
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>>672964153

you smell different asleep
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black people meet .com
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jetfuel can't melt stealbeams
>>inb4 h@x
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>>672968430
''I have a Dragonlore''
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>>672964153

Go shopping with my card
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I didn't use protection
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Let's hands free flap
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>>672987436
Might want to learn how to count words.
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>>672964153
My wallet is open/I have unlimited funds
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>>672964153
I am the Stig
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Finland
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ooga booga watermelon chicken
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Ha ha, long boy!
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>>672966369
Twilight Princess HD is so realistic now!
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>>672964153
you look like shit
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>>672987807
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Ban Same Sex Marriage
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Audi Turbo Quattro, bitch.
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I'm Asexual. No fucking.
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik
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check out my dubs
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1v1 me recon juggernauts
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>>672988328
I like you anon
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U r dog finger
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>>672964153
war, war never changes
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Bend over you bitch.
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I have Aids. Sorry.
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>>672964153
gotta wash dick immediately
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Tits or get out
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>>672964153
Bear my child.
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i earn six figures
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