Ass thread.
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Ass thread.
>>672919692
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>672919846
lol ya
>>672919846
This is a legitimate laugh. Wear is this pasta from?
>>672921805
name?
>>672922323
kelly divine
merry christmas
>>672922323
> He doesn't know Kelly Divine.
girlslaughing.jpg
Emmy Rossum
>>672922540
There's a lot of porn out there, man. Can't watch it all.
My gf. What u think?
>>672922538
Why is sports illustrated so based
>>672922792
I feel you. My bad bruhv.
Man i have so much ass in a single folder u can smell the shit of it from the next block
>>672923293
Woah. More of her?
>>672923338
>>672919692
Allright fagot just because u were simple and plain as (Ass thread) which i like im just gona post you all of my folder.Bite the pillow sweatheart im going in dry!!!
Dz contribooting nr 3
>>672923738
>>672923713
love this chick.
>>672923540
my nig
i would but i'm fucking this "environmentalist" girl. she always talks about al gore and how the titanic never would've happened if it weren't for global warming. its fucking annoying but that body is BANGING. so i put up with her environmentalist bullshit and I've even been to a few pro-(plant)life rallies. recently we were at a rally and it came time for everybody to free their nipples. she asked if i would be mad if she participated. am secure bro so i don't care. she takes her shirt off and this guy who looks like tommy chong on steroids rolls up grabs her tits and stares me down going "you mad bruh?". she's also visually turned on so I'm getting pissed. he goes "this is what u and ur corporate fag liberals are doing to america, ur raping it". i stared him square in the eye, reached down for my earbuds and played my pump up song ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Embed] ) once i heard the first sweet notes i turned into the equivelant of popeye on spinach. i socked that "environmentalist" bitch it'd been fucking straight in the face and rolled the fuck out. me and tommy chong fucked later.
>>672923738
Dz contribooting nr 5
>>672923540
Dz contribooting nr 6
>>672923891
...there are so many thing s i want to understand in this pic
>>672919692
Ugly niglet
>>672924102
I am so clever.
>>672924184
Great.
>>672924226
Dz contribooting nr 8
>>672923540
You're a good person
>>672923891
>>672924377
Dz contribooting nr 9
>>672922846
nothing to write home about
>>672924419
thank you sir.______nr 10
>>672924184
Yeee man! ursher!
>>672924687
11
>>672922846
Nothin'
>>672924687
>>672924789
13
>>672923946
What happened to Layne?
>>672924933
14 or smthing
>>672925064
14
>>672919692
>boipucci
>>672925269
16 fuck this bros....they are too many...ill try to just post the best of em.
>>672925438
17
>>672925640
hnnnng
>>672925640
18
>>672925681
Sexy ass and feet more?
>>672925836
op you there? 19
>>672923540
Jesus H Christ
>>672925937
20
>>672925836
love this
>>672925937
Op is a fag that likes niglets
>>672926152
>>672925937
still here. you're the shit.
>>672926152
anyone faping at least to what i post? Or should i stop? Also wtf with Street sign pictures for captcha? like 5 in row so far
>>672926610
fapping to this one
>>672926152
This girl posts nudes on snapchat. Her name is Taybaby_8
>>672922846
I could have some fun bouncing that ass off my cock. Bet it's got a nice jiggle.
Moar pls, anon.
>>672926610
i fucking love Tiff Mynx and Ryan Conner btw...you can say from the big round asses i like.I just fell in love with them
>>672926795
Taybaby_8
>>672925062
Who is that
ex gf
>>672926754
allright nice to hear lol
>>672925681
>>672925868
You like her?
>>672927145
dayum
>>672927095
wish I knew
>>672922846
>white girl
>no ass
colour me shocked anon
>>672927210
Hell ya a sexy ass and sexy feet what more could I want
>>672924274
pretty sure that's a mule, not an ass, clever boy
>>672924467
>>672927145
dz contribooting 27 or smthing lost the fucking count
>>672927247
Taybaby_8 on snapchat
>>672927145
so any Ryan Conner-Tiffany Mynx fans outhere?
>>672927572
Taybaby_8 on snapchat
>>672927677
Teach of the French class and shit ;D
>>672927769
Taybaby_8 on snapchat
>>672927965
Tell her to add me
>>672927917
met this slut irl haha
>>672927965
dat pit hair
> I can only get so erect
>>672927965
Taybaby_8 on snapchat
>>672928112
30 dzzzzzzzzzz
>>672928036
Oh shit. More?
>>672928298
im not a fucking robooooooooooooot dzzzzzzz
ideal woman imo
>>672928122
Dat shadow* not pit hair haha
arabs?
>>672928452
oh yes man my cock would live 24/7 in her ass. I think OP cummed and got the fuck out of here. OP u still here?
>>672925438
Come on bro. YOU can do it! Just keep posting. We will be here by your side, lurking this thread in support.
>>672928160
Taybaby_8 on snapchat
>>672928699
Taybaby_8 on snapchat. Add her!
>>672928649
I can feel your power of will brother !!! pst THIS ONE......i should never post.......
>>672928912
MY NIG!
>>672928912
what the hell
>>672928298
Sauce on the camera?
>>672929054
shhhhhhhhh keep quiet
>>672929054
that should be enough of this slut
>>672929396
>>672929489
So bros i need to fap like 5 mins.Anyone willing to take the wheel???
>>672929631
>>672929753
Did someone say arabs?
>>672929909
no but post more
>>672929909
moar pls
>>672929909
>>672928876
Can confirm. Her story has a dick going in her pussy
>>672922949
The cutest thing I've ever seen. Tears are coming out of my shmeckle.
>>672930175
U think she's legit
>>672929995
from now on you will answer with a proper ass pic u cunts we aint playin here.Else no no abarian ass for your likes
>>672930465
kill yourself homo
>>672930398
aight enough with the terrorists.We need to fap a bit
>>672930607
I love Rachel too
>>672930398
Do you have fullsized version of the pic in the upper right?
>>672923713
i've came so many times to this webm i can't even.. I don't even like twerking, it's just the entire scenario, the shorts.. unsure.
>>672930767
>>672930767
Rachel Starr is the best
>>672930933
Man i was rdy to sent her a pic of my dick but then i read that dudes are allready doin that long time now.Felt so disapointed...
>Browsing through porn folder
>Finds Meg Griffin
>>672931248
I just wish she had a snapchat
>>672931248
>>672931339
she said like a week ago that shes working on that i follow her in facebook.So yea dont worry
>>672931578
Is anyone faping to my girls outhere?
>>672931578
Oh sweet. Awesome news.
>>672931797
>>672919692
OP left or what?
>>672932092
Ok guys time to go...Hope i filled some gap in your fap folders.Take care
>>672931797
Just started fapping to her feet
>>672932398
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
Too old.
>>672932665
What's wrong with liking feet???
>>672919692
Reminds me of this
>>672934151
Nice
>>672922949
Young Miranda Kerr nice
>>672930241
>>672934526
No it's Daniela Lopez osorio
