You find this on your girlfriends phone. What do you do?
cum in her without her knowledge, she is mine now.
hunt down and kill her and him
Kill her
Honestly? Probably just pack my bags and leave quickly and silently. When the trust is gone thats it for me...
>>672917749
Send it to her dad from her phone in a text....follow it up with...oops
>>672918511
Needed to add. Drop the mic and walk out of her life.
Share photo with all his contacts.
Leave her, quiet and silently.
>>672917749
Get myself checked for STD's.
>>672917749
>being so insecure as to go through your girlfriends phone
>being mad when you undoubtedly have porn of your own
>giving a shit about a random pic
>going out with women who would cheat on you
lmao, /b/ is hilarious
Rejoice. Since when do I have a girlfriend? This is awesome!!!
>>672917749
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.