Today it's my birthday /b/..
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Today it's my birthday /b/..
Happy Brithday Anon!! Of course you dont give a shit about me greeting you. Buy hey. It's something.
Happy birthday anon.hope you have/had a good day!
>>672916602
Get a hooker already
>>672916963
/b/ is my only family, of course i give a shit. Thanks a lot
>>672916977
Thanks mate, and nice dubs tho
>>672917034
No money, no hooker
Happy Birthday
Much happy birthday to you, comrade.
>>672916602
Happy birthday fellow jewish scum
Happy Birthday anon, hope all is well
Happy birthday anon, keep your head up. Dream big.
happy birthday anon, hope you dont kill urself
Happy birthday.
Have an Asian butt
>>672917417
kek'd
Thank you anon !
>>672917547
спасибо bro
>>672917694
>mfw hitler did nothing wrong
>>672917709
Many thanks dude
>>672917814
I'll try, thanks for the new wallpaper
>>672918117
Nice butt, would bang/10
HOOPY BOOTHDAY
>>672918339
pls don't eat all my cake..
>>672916602
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP
>>672917818
Well.. Not today mister
Merry christmas, hope it's jolly
Happy birthday buddy!
-Dad
>>672918483
That's why i love /b/ so much
EY YO MOTHA FUCKIN CRACKS ADS WHITE BOY. HAPPY MOFUCKIN BURTHDAY NAMSAYIN? YOU BETTER BITCH, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I'MA TAKE YO GIRL AND YO WALLET.
>>672918497
Thanks anon
>>672918802
it's very jolly
>>672919060
i bet my dad will not call me or even text me today. He forgot all my birthday since i got 18. i'm 23 now.
STRAIGHT OUTTA BIRTHDAYS, CRAZY MOTHA FUCKA NAMED OP.
>>672919514
aah, you so kind
Smoke some good weed OP, have a chill birthday, love yourself.
>>672919845
>CHEST-BEATING INTENSIFIES
Tyrone says happy birthday.
Happy birthday Anon. Here's my present: one free smug anime face
>>672916602
here bro, this will be your gift
>>672920237
All i got tonight is buddha blues. it will do the trick,
got some music to fit to ?
Happy birthday! Here's some 3D anime titty
Happy Birthday Anon !
My lord, have a blessed day of whenst thou hath risen through thou moms twat.
Hey anon, i hope youre as happy as this gif makes me. Happy b day
Happy birthday anon, heres my don't starve base ill name it after you
Happy birthday anon
>>672916602
No shit? It's my birthday too! Wee!
>>672916602
Happy international women's day. How beta are you?
>>672921200
Happy b day, mr dubs
>>672916602
happy birthday faggot!
>>672920496
Ooga booga anon
>>672920520
yaaaay
>>672920661
>mfw i tried to kill myself two year ago with sleeping pills and it doesn't work. Since that my family treat me like a fucking psycho
>>672920675
boobies '3'
>>672920969
kek'd would dance again
>>672921047
Really ? Thanks a not, i'm Cédric
>>672921124
ayyyyyyyyy
>>672921200
Fuck yeah bro
happy birthday!
Have an absolutelay fohree boythday.
Happy birthday Anon. No matter what happens just keep your chin up!
>>672921047
what a nice base!
anon, i can make you a picture you like? im not very beautifull but i have a very hairy cunt if you like that
Have a kek
>>672921608
hnnnngggg thanks
>>672921674
kek thanks hombre
>>672921974
oh why nat ? Timestamp with my name on it
>>672916602
Happy birthday anon. How old did you turn?
Always know that I love you anon
>>672921561
>mfw i tried to kill myself two year ago with sleeping pills and it doesn't work. Since that my family treat me like a fucking psycho
I've been in the same boat for 5 years now anon, weed,exercise, and philosophy saved my life. Disregard your family until you attain self satisfaction with your life. Infact, don't even include them in your life. They don't deserve your time. Trust me.
Have a good birthday, anon. Godspeed.
>>672921974
Yea im all about that, draw me wilson or you can draw my face
>>672922224
23 today !
Oh you're so cute, i love you to anon
>>672922038
that fucking face
>>672922049
>>672922218
what is your name? sorry guys i'll join your birthdayparty versy soon just have to get some things done quickly (rolling a joint and getting a sharpie)
>>672922275
it make me feel better to see that i'm not alone with you /b/
i only /b/ was a giant pub, i will drinking my ass off and stay here all my life
>>672922451
Be well, be happy, youre destined for great things anon.
If your family are bringing negativity into your life, exclude them from your life. You deserve better /b/ro
>>672922785
I'm Cédric
