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What's /b/ doing tonight?
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Jacking off
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Nothing. You OP?
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being the DARK LORD, killing Her/moving Her back to Me. Those things.
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>>672912991
Same here. Plan on viewing/f/ some tho
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>>672912614
sleeping
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>>672912614
Jacking it to traps and talking to you op.
>same time ;)
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Have no current plans but jacking off
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drinking, reading /b/ and listening to music.
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drinking before trying to play division
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Jacking it to cp
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>>672912614
>What's /b/ doing tonight?

Wondering why I have no wine in the house.
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>>672912614
Listening to some DnB, shitposting on 4chan. About to kill some monsters in Grim Dawn. Maybe fap to some lesbian porn lately.
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>>672912614
I've played Warface with my gf
then fucked my gf
then walked my dog
browsing 4chan because I want to get to sleep and boredom helps
tomorrow is my birthday and I don't want to slept half of it
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Shitposting
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>>672913610
Mah nigga
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Last post before I go to sleep 0:38 am here and gotta get up tomorrow early
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>>672914930
Heh, my timezone nigga!
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having a schlick and shitposting
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[spoiler]dubs[/spoiler]
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>>672915400
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>>672912614
browsing /b/
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Watching some LOTR and some other shitty movies
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waiting for a g hannelius thread
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Having a drink or two after doing productive things all day. Feels good man.
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Nothing, as always :(
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>>672912614
playing my PS2
tinychat com/rjkgcr

if you're curious
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>>672912614
currently browsing /b/, what about you ?
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>>672915615
If you type dubs inside spoiler tags it always works btw
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Working
>my job involves watching highschool girls in volleyball spanks
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>>672916871
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>>672912614
loling at hilarious memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55okc5XM6Uo
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>sit in car for 10 hours
>dank memes
>get paid 1.5x hourly
>do literally same thing at home

How does it feel to be making 64/hr less than me to be on /b/ anons?
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[spoiler]dubs[/spoiler]
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>>672917150
Dumbass
Check em
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>>672917150
>>672916871
False fag
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>>672917277
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>>672912614
About 5mg of Ativan, a few Vicodin and then to the titty bar where I will pay $100 to the first stripper who can even get my dick hard before I pass out.
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>>672917481
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My girlfriend is taking me to get a gift for our one year!I'm so damn baked hahah. and that's what i'm doing tonight,,,,if you know what i mean ;) Happy Tuesday.
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>>672917705
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>>672912614
what's /b/ tonight?

> folding macaronis
> jerking off into a saxophone
> calling Elvis
> farting in a Bible
> reading the April 1996 issue of Venetian Blind Aficionado Special Swimsuit Edition
> gathering marbles to launch into space
> having a piece of barbecue cake
> reading Miranda rights to my one-eyed, one-legged, pre-Iraq war Donald Trump lookalike cousin for shouting too loud during football events
> learning to sing the complete Bette Midler
> take my oldest living relative to see the aurora borealis happening entirely in my kitchen
> swallow exactly 94 slow but steady tiny turtles
> mashinegun-spit watermelon seeds in an etruscan vase
> mangle my baby alligator for taxe purposes and for the travel
> discover plutonium in my attic then put it somewhere where I'd might forget it
> unscrew all the pepper shakers
> cut all one-dollar bills into a fine paste
> lick it
> break it
> stamp it on the wall
> write my name in it
> piss on it
> shit on it
> come on it
> and then have it call me
> MICHAEL WAKE UP YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
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>>672918049
[spoiler]dubs[/spoiler]
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It started as a 2chan clone
For Mootles friends a little home
A place to chat and call their own
and let ideas free to roam.

When you let ideas free
There is no way to certainly
contain their strength and make them be
again your own, So Moot did see:

A visitor, or two or ten
and hundreds more who came to lend
a thought, a hand, a new-found friend
But bigger! moar! it would not end.

By word of mouth there rose a roar
No longer dozens, came by score
of thousands, millions! many more
their thoughts and dreams to there outpour.

And what had once been just a board
and just a place to strike a chord
or crack a joke, well now they warred
against some random other horde.

The memes! the battles! lulz and games!
Boisterous with varied aims
to close a pool or mock a dame's
unworthy vapid haughty claims.

And so our 4chan grew and grew
it gave us wings to fly, and glue
and with our posts turned us into
the family that we never knew

But all good things will find an end
The highest fall.. our souls did rend
Right in the back, a knife did send
our once beloved leader, friend.

Cuck! Cuck! the evil fuck
who sold his family for a buck!
Who sold his soul and freedom's cry
for some ugly bitch he saw pass by
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>>672918582
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>>672917150
dumb sperg
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Going to work on Organic chemistry, then work on some calculus and hopefully play some Tom Clancy's The Division
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