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do a battle roll
K Fag
>>672911677
We tried.
OP is a fag
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>>672911677
Suck it fags
haha
>>672911677
That's silly, reddit is clearly superior
is ur dick haunted. oooooooo im your ghost dick
So long space cowboy
Well okay...
>I have a compulsion to take a shit every time I go to see a movie
>One day I got so lazy I literally just sat in the front seats no one goes to and pulled down my pants enough to wear only my ass was showing
>Took a shit right through that little hole in between the folding seat
>Feltamazing.jpg
>Gave me a fucking amazing adrenaline rush
>I've now done it to every theater within my area more then once
>They started cordinating in an effort to find out who's doing it
>Every 30 minutes a guy with a flash light will literally aim it under the seats looking for the shitter
>My recent dropping was at the star wars premier
>bunch of monkeys in the theater
>Had chinese before comming
>Not even 30 minutes into the movie "dayum bo, smell liek shieet up in hur
>I was able to clear out 50 monkeys in the theater because of the smell
Not even a little ashamed.
in every human is anything of alls human.
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>672911677
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say. “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to bed
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It’s Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down on my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole with his love
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says “It’s all ogre now”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
>>672911677
I am Ender
Eat shit and die.
>>672911677
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
I personally blame the furries
thred ded
NIGGERS
I can't believe >>672912557 is the only one in this thread to use that word.
tits or gtfo nigger
>>672912874
/b/ is full of SJW tumbltard nigger loving cucks now. Don't expect much
thank god it's finally over
Hitler didn't die for this
Here lies a lurker, and his only post.
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Zozzle
Because that's the only way it will ever become a meme
Don't read so much into it.
Hitler did nothing wrong
/b/ is full of faggots
I did it all for the lulz
>>672911677
"bye"
>>672911677
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
People like to rip on Hitler for all the shit he did, but the truth is he isn't all that bad.
After all, he DID kill Hitler.
>>672911677
You're all diamonds
Sleep tight porker
>be me
Cont.
this kid gets it
>>672911677
traps were always gay.
Niggers tounge my anus
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIES
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
GET A CHEEKY NANDOS UP YOUR ASS, BAKA
HAIL
HAIL
HAIL STALIN
GO TO THE GULAG AT 7 BONG
Kneel before Zod.
No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.
/b/ always sucked. Dubs = truth
>>672914721
>NORMIES
Fucking whining /r9k/ beta robots! Get of my board!
>>672911677
'You just lost the game'
desu (´・ω・`)
simpson yellow is the color of asains
>>672911677
check em
>tfw no one will ever be able to check em
k
>>672911677
Checkem
Hitler did nothing wrong
my last check 'em. so check 'em
That will be 3 easy payments of 19.99
>>672911677
By the elder gods NOOOOO!
I got to 1 billion cookies a second
>>672911677
Dank memes can't melt steel beams.
Nigger
>>672911677
I am egg
I want to jerk off really bad now, how am i gonna do that with no porn threads?
ayy lmao
