I work as undercover security for target...ask me anything
>>672902710
how does it feel to know that you're a failure???
>>672903945
it feels ok i guess...how about yourself
>>672904270
pretty good actually. And im just joking about the whole being a failure part so dont take it seriously
>>672902710
im 24 now but when i was 16-20 i used to use fake coupons from 4chinz to buy shit for practically free from target. and used to steal shit too. have you caught any faggots> or seen fake coupons being used?
>>672902710
Ever caught people fucking in target?
>>672902710
like real good looking coupons? i used to make real good legit ones that scanned every single time. barcode and all. from that one coupon guy a few years back
What's the best way to steal shit without getting caught?
BTW, I've never stole and really don't plan to, just curious
>>672904686
ive caught a shit ton of people, its mainly drug addicts...but coupons we dont really pay attention to, its up to the cashiers to pay attention to that shit and they are all fucking morons
What store #?
Targetfag here too, flow&backroom
>>672902710
Are you working as undercover security for target ?
>>672904866
nope, but there were rumors about team members fucking the in freezers and fitting rooms during over night shifts
What happens when you catch them?
Uniformed TPS here, trying to get undercover, actually training for it right now. AP kicks ass.
>>672905169
yes
>>672904923
Answer this
>>672905368
Did I already ask you if you were working as undercover security for target ?
>>672905060
Oh shit dood, same here.
>>672904923
people that steal look dirty, crazy and or young...dont look like any of those things and you can get away with it, also if you do do it, dont do it again because you will get caught especially if you leave trash behind after stealing
>>672905712
Doooooope. How's your trucks been? We've been getting unnecessarily big trucks recently like 2800-2900
>>672905275
physically detain them, bring them to the office...talk shit if they are being crazy and call the police, handcuffs if needed
>>672905755
I understand, my most genuine respect. I have plenty of money to buy and own, there's just a primitive side that's curious.
>>672906124
whatever, i stole when i was younger. im not trying to be a cop or anything its just a fun ass job. i get to wear whatever i want all day, eat in the office and legally put my hands on people
>>672902710
what is target?
lemme hear you brag, how much swag do you snag? do you stuff shit in your bag? steal from some old hag? or are you a moral fag?
>>672905060
region 400
>>672906766
So you look like just a regular shopper?
Did you ever get caught when you were younger?
>>672906936
was that a question or a rap
>>672907056
i only stole from a former employer after working there for a year and knowing i could get away with all of it...never stole from anywhere else ever, never got caught
>>672907056
also yes i try to wear clothes that would be easy to forget if you saw me, very plain...i stay in the office on camera 75% of the day
Biggest apprehension? Did they put up a fight?
>>672907671
2k in ink, dude tried to run on the way back to the office but got tackled and handcuffed in front of a bunch of other shoppers while screaming random things
>>6729027FAKE N GAY
http://nuttit.com/nsfw/c/BustyPetite/view/Brunette_and_busty_8654632
>>672908050
Shiiiit since I'm a TPS at a slow storebiggest I've had is like $180. She's now a top alert with her boyfriend, they've escalated to higher amounts and physical threats, made a bimb threat at one store here.
What is code 10?
Who steals more the customers or the workers?
http://nuttit.com/nsfw/c/BustyPetite/view/Brunette_and_busty_8654632
http://nuttit.com/nsfw/c/BustyPetite/view/Brunette_and_busty_8654632
http://nuttit.com/nsfw/c/BustyPetite/view/Brunette_and_busty_8654632
>>672908321
heroin is a hell of a drug...keeps em coming back non stop
>>672908740
They never said that was them in the picture...douche.
>>672908740
>>672908092
faggot, figure out your threads!
>>672908566
code 10 is a made up thing, you shouldnt pay attention to it
>>672905223
I'd help you investigate if you know what i mean
>>672908711
customers by far, but the workers will account for more over time...my job is to focus on external theft but i assist with internal as well
Lol
NO YOU DON'T
Otherwise youd call it loss prevention or an appropriate title
As for your question
How many more dicks have sucked today?
>>672902710
catch any pervs? we see from the creepshot threads target is a go to for that
Contributing
>>672909004
im not gay no more
They have pin hole size cameras, do you record audio?
>>672909153
This
>>672909153
yeah we had one guy that tried to do it and got caught by the woman he was shooting, got his photo out to the police and it actually made the local news lol
>>672909153
Who do you think helps contribute?
Good ole OP!
>>672909109
almost all retailers call it assets protection now, LP is old school...1 million dicks
>>672906936
lol
>>672909526
valid point
>>672909435
what's worth stealing at target? how much cash is in the tills by the end of the day? and which country are you in?
Backroom guy here. Anyone else doing inventory prep?
>>672909757
washington dc, i dont pay attention to cash in tills...everything is worth stealing just depends on if you want it but highest theft are things people dont want to pay for...headphones, phone cases or accessories, ps4 or xbox controllers, deteregent, baby formula
>>672909682
nah, they randomly monitor our camera footage to make sure we arent down boobing anyone
>>672902710
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>>672910429
eh, thats kind of a bummer
>>672910556
ty ttyl
>>672910562
company has to protect its self, there are some hot ass milfs that come in though
>>672910264
i just can't bring myself to risk getting caught for something menial at target, the demographic of suspects you listed i feel seems the only kind who would risk it
>>672910556
damn, dude got cyber flanked
>>672910807
almost everyone that steals needs it to sell for drug money or is a kid that wants something so bad and doesnt have money for it....i have gotten some outliers though
>>672910556
Please tell me OP is Gecko45.
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
(worth the fucking read, if you're a newfag that has no idea what a mall ninja is)
>>672902710
More.
>>672904887
oh shit i remember him
>>672902710
Why should we care?
>>672902710
do they have cameras in the fitting areas?
