ITT: we wait
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ITT: we wait
>>672899972
>walks in awkwardly
>accidentally kicks into the small table
>looks around and says "sorry" very quietly
>walks in sits in the corner
>starts picking nose
>pretends to play on his phone
>actually just goes through all his settings
>Come in
"HELLO EVERYBODY, WHATS UP"
>>672900942
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT"
>>672899972
>sits down
>makes eye contact with everyone in the room
>whips dick out
NO SILLY FAGGOTS, DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS
>>672901149
"HOW ABOUT NO?"
>Sits on the chair and start to go trough my phone with full sound
>>672899972
>takes a seat and waits
>walk in dressed like proper gentleman
>fedora on fleek
>wink at young damsel at counter as I sit
>Sperm Bank
>Every weekend
>Good magazines
"Number 25 please, Number 25"
Dance to pass time
Please, have a seat
Waiting so hard
>*sigh*
>make scrunched up mouth face
>sink into chair and stares at cieling
>Pops bubble gum
>Goes on phone even though I'd rather be talking to other patients
>Wonders why people are so interractionphobic
What're we waiting for
>>672900942
hi .. hre hre m
>>672902168
no u
>saunter in
>drop phone intentionally
>bend over to pick it up
>reveal self made hole in pants
>only balls and browneye are visible
>everyone is concerned because no shaft is seen
>jump up and turn around with smiley on face
>reveal reason for no shaft visible
>string tied to shaft and finger
>turned my peep into a puppet
>laugh and make peep bow to audience
Woah that's a long line
Pizza time
>>672899972
>walks in
>get naked
>sits on >>672900485's lap
PSSST Want some drugs kids? Don't tell your parents
>>672902790
>sit in chait in corner
>"hah, GAYYYYY"
>"uh... What are we waiting for guys. There are perfectly good threads out there..."
>an heros
>*knock knock*
>open door
>walk in
>it's me goku
damn well, im too glad its got zilch to do with you, thank you unibers
sits down
looks around
>mutters
>*I hate you all*
>"oh anon, ohhh"
>shh! People will hear us!
>>672903586
u want sum fuck?
>walks in door
>hands in pockets
>hands fiercely moving
>check in with receptionist
>start pacing waiting room
>stops
>pulls out dick
>starts stroking
>continue pacing while stroking
>stop everyone now and then
>make eye contact with people in room
>never stop stroking
>more pacing
>more stroking
>>672903749
This is what I've been waiting for???
>no wonder I hate you alll
>>672903952
"oh, you have to be mr. Anon, Dr. Green awaits you already."
waiting in progress
Anon here, checkin in.
>gif related
>goes in room
>all seats taken
>i stand up while waiting
>im fucking beta like that
>Walks into a room with a couches
>Sees alot of faggots sitting there
>Faggots obviously are autistic
>Decides to walk away
>best decision in the world
>>672905030
y-you can have my seat....
>crashes ship through roof
>ayy lmao
>>672905111
>exits room
>Goes into room
>Sees that nobody is beautyfull
>All are filthy beta males
>"become like me u faggots"
>decides to act like a fukin filthy faggot myself
>TFW still male
>>672905111
nice trips mr good samaritan
>>672905249
Sits back down awkwardly
>>672905111
Sit the fuck down faggot
HI GUYS, WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN HERE???
Anyone want a cold Pepsi?
>/b/ is now a roleplay circlejerk
>>672905649
Shhhhh
*sigh*
>sits in the corner
>pull out some milk and cereal from pockets
>eats silently
>>672905604
NO U
>be me
>Keanew, 51 yrs str8 as fuck
>Sits down and thinks aboute my lifes
>tfwi have cancer
>Walks into room
>Sits down like a normal person and waits
>walks in masturbating
I would be bored but this will come in handy
>walks in
>very loud wet shart
>pretends not to notice
>smell permeating waiting room
>something solid escaped too
>>672905853
FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>672899972
>starts lowkey complaining about the current healthcare system
I dont care what you think, I can voice my opinion.
>>672905745
THIS AIN'T A LIBRARY, LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
>be arab
>walk in
>playing arab music on phone speaker
>shit so cash, literally trillions
>move beta out of seat because i am arab and deserve it
>continue to listen to music
>hum
>>672903123
>"wanna join us, cutie?"
>>672906014
I agree!
>walks into room
>Sees lots of chairs
>all of them taken
>Decides to bring my own
>TFW gravity suddenly makes the chair deadly fast
[WAITING INTENSIFIES]
>enters room
>looks at time
>starts playing angry birds
>stairs at clock
>tap feet
>>672905853
>Still waiting
>Start looking around room
>Sees everyone else
>Leaves
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLILOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
COUGH
AUTISM: The Thread
>>672899972
>Walk in begin masturbating furiously
>Smear shit on the walls
>Kill three people
>Scream the Korean Anthem in German
>Stop
>Sit down
>Deny anything happened
>finishes masturbating
>blows load all over Arab man listening to music
>>672905683
if you buyin
This thread is autism in its purest form.
>walk in
>sit down
>burst out crying
>Walks into room
>Take up a cola and begin to drink
>Sees lots of of faggots speaking to them self
>"be arab", "walk in"
>Happy that I'm not like them
>decides to think back on my life
>"Damn I'm awesome"
>>672906169 YOU, CITIZEN. COME WITH ME.
>walks in, sits down
>does that fucking annoying shit autists do: breathe really fucking loudly and raspy-, or hissing-like
CCCHHHRRRRR!!! ... HHHHRRRRR....!
Fucking slit your own throat if you do this
>>672906443
>phone music stops
>arab man slowly looks up and whispers
>allahu akbar
everyone explodes its on the news and everything
>finally realizing i sharted
>lean forward
>stick hand down back of pants
>remove hand
>sniff fingers
>smile
All is right with the world.
>>672906628
could you give me some cola to drink with my froot loops?
>>672906754
/thread
*walks over to PC with this in hand*
>>672906392
>sitting next to this guy
>comes in
>"ALRIGHT I GOT 20 GRAMS OF OG KUSH, WHO IS READY TO HOT BOX THIS SHIT?"
>>672906724
> standing by the wall
> hands behind back
> wait nervously
> hands start sweating
> sweat dripping all over the wall
> look around awkwardly and then try to wipe off the sweat with my sleeve
> pretend nothing awkward is going on
> eyes start to water from embarrassment
> pretend to be bored/tired when wiping off tears with sleeve
> look around to see if anyone noticed
>>672906625
>"awww, what happend?"
>>672906628
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>672907264
>staring intently
>trying to figure out what youre doing.
>>672907054
norm
>Fuck I really need to scratch my dick.
>>672899972
*cough*
>walk in
>see a man smearing his feces on the wall screaming in German
>see Arab man coverd in semon screaming "Alluh Ackbar!"
> see mouth breathing neckbeard talking to freaked out girl
> another man is breaking into the vending machine stealing pepsis
The fuck is going on here?
>walks in
>green creature thing from star trek thread
>speaks in deep voice for no reason at all.
yo.
>Walks in
>Brings board game
>oh shit it's Ludo
>plays by myself in one of 16 corners of the room waiting for someone else to join in
>kicks in door
"I am become death"
>grands atom bomb and start spinnig around to gain momentum
"DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"
>lets go of bomb as it flies info the room
>>672907667
>throws a penny at you
>pretends it wasnt me before you look up
>mfw ripped tacos from my ass.
>walk in
>take seat with atleast two spare seats either side
>check phone, nothing new
>put phone away and cross arms and look the wall
>cough
>>672907784
>everyone does
COUGH
>walk in
>loudly screech loud a goat
>>672907944
>everyone does...
Where's the nurse?
>>672908096
On break
>>672899972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J5GI8cmQhu
>enters room
>sits in one of the infinite seats
>a neckbear guy is breathing to hard
>moves to the other seat
>sees arab man covered in semen
>starts to question my decisions
COUGH.
>>672907810
>psst do you see that guy? >>672907667
>The nerves on him!
>>672907810
>Looks up all confused
>Shouts loudly DID SOMEONE DROP THIS?!
>>672908431
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
>begins to strangle the old man
>>672907667
>runs in
>has bomb strapped on chest
>"ALLAHu AKBAR"
>>672908431
>Throws pic related at you
>>672907461
..You...You have the stuff?
EVERYONE IN HERE IS A FUCKING WEEB
Fucking jew
>>672905683
N-no thank you.
> Walks to water machine
> There are no cups
> Pretend to take a cup of water anyway, by touching the button with finger without pressing.
> Stare back at you thinking if I should ask for that Pepsi now or not.
> Walk out of the waiting room awkwardly and wait around the corner standing by the wall.
>old woman at the reception desk coughs and farts at the same time
>Starts jerking off
>cums on >>672908716
>>672908467
Kek
Right.
>>672908569
I think it was the semen arab over there.
>points
COUGH..
>>672908664
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT
>>672908952
SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD MAN
>>672908952
WHY WONT YOU DIE?
>>672899972
*START SHOOTING AT EVERYONE*
>>672908885
arab doesnt carry coins only cash
What is this thread about
>>672909168
>calls in /k/
>they kill you
Fuck off /r9k/
>>672909103
COUGH!
>>672902790
Also gets naked.
"Hey this faggots got a boner"
>>672909212
Oh... Well it came from that direction.
>>672909321
we're all dead anyway. we've had an atom bomb and two suicide bombings and a gunman. dont you get it. we're waiting for nothing. we're in limbo. its like lost.
>>672909373
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP GRANDPA
>>672906703
ok officer
>>672909458
Ahhh.... Fuck.
Start looking around for the hidden meaning in things then. Maybe we can figure this shit out faster than they did.
>walks in with Walmart bags full of cucumbers
>begins systematically bending people over shoving cucumbers in their ass
>>begins to shove cucumber up own ass
>then another
>runs out of cucumbers
>starts shoving Pepsi cans up ass
>starts bleeding
>keeps shoving cans in his ass with tears in his eyes
>vomits
>dies
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
>stand up
>walk into bathroom to shit and piss
>walk back out
>"alright guys, who the fuck stole the toilet seat?"
Can you turn down your music, please?
>>672899972
Best thread evur 9/11
Faggit
>>672909663
>>672908885
>oh yeah?
>Rolls dice
>Six
>summons my inner Ludo demons and throws penny at the speed of sound
>Headshot
>Mumbles "Fucking semen arabs"
>>672909733
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD OLD MAN
>>672909733
shut the fuck up
>shoots at with a .357
>>672909842
Kek
Good shot.
COUGH!
*fart*
>>672909762
Dat file name
COUGH
Hey guys, am I late?
>walks in
> announces to the room: "I CAME"
>walk out
>>672910157
motherfucker stealing my bit
>>672910192
>>672910157
>fires with two instead
>>672906948
>3.5gb vram
>haha what a faggot
>>672902442
top kek
>>672910157
>>672910192
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>>672910580
Ive never understood why these have sights on them.
PHLEMYY COUGH
>>672910768
For the lulz
>>672910303
>>672910768
>muh boat mounts though
>>672910869
FUCK
>goes back in time to kill the (young) old man
>>672910768
if it was mounted i could see it being helpful
>>672911291
Even then... The fire rate seems like it would be point and shoot.
MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS SHOOTING MASS
>faggots
>>672907397
...
> look around to see if anyone noticed
...
> notice someone is staring
> they see me looking at them
> look away immediately
> take phone out of pocket
> look at the clock
> put phone back
> look back at this person who was staring
> still staring right at me
> look away immediately
> start to go red from being in attention
Ooh... I think something might be wrong with my stomach...
MUFFLED FART
>>672911619
Kek
>locks eyes on a spot on the wall near you
>am i looking?
>am i not?
>enters
>sees the mess of people pretending not to botice each other.
>drops off packages and leaves
>backs in to a random car on my way out
>quickly leaves
>>672910197
Yeah but the teacher hasn't come yet.
>walks in drunk.
"Alright this is a sticck up, everyone get on the floor"
>walks out of doctor's office
>middle fingers everyone
Fuck y'all, you have to wait!
>laughs ass off on way out
>>672913411
>pushes you over
>curb stomp
>>672913411
>everyone get on the floor"
Starts walking the dinosaur
>revive thread
