I'll get drunk and post more if you can give me compliments
>>672899721
i'll bite
show dem tits, they look really good
>>672899721
show additional proof and maybe the compliments will flow
>>672899721
Not bad bewbs. Seen better. 7/10
>>672899721
fuckin come on and do it already
i wanna massage your boobs
You have sexy soft looking lips. I would love to have them wrapped around my cock slowly gliding over the tip and down my shaft while your tongue glides along the bottom of my urethra and swirls on the way up
you have beautiful eyes
>>672900292
aww thank you
can we get a body shot?
>>672900274
>bottom of my urethra
What an slut
4chan is not your go-to for attention and compliments. Post tits or leave.
>>672900292
This guy gets it.
>>672899902
Agreed, I'd to see them nude, in their purest form.
>>672899721
Why are you wearing two bras?
>>672900292
She has really nice legs aswel
>>672899721
God damn. You seem like a really fun chick. Keep it up. ;)
tits or gtfo
>>672899721
you have sexy lips
>>672899721
Excellent color shirt.
>>672900490
Agreed. If you want creepy compliments, go to Reddit. Otherwise, show tits, or gtfo.
>>672900508
Kek
This ^
>>672899721
Your potential beauty is only second to the depth of your lovely soul. Let me spend my waking days serving only you
SHOW BUTTHOLE WHORE
>>672899721
you're fat as fuck
>>672899721
You seem like a girl with a really good personality. Well done.
>>672899721
Tits and timestamp or gtfo.
>>672899721
The pink matches ya lips, nice combo
>>672899721
ill be your slave, madame.
>>672899721
That's a nice ethnicity you've got
10/10 titties and nice lips
>>672899721
i'll pass, good luck though.
>>672899721
I'll pass, thanks though
>>672899721
Write Luis on your cleavage. You have very sexy lips btw. Very very kissable
>>672899721
>
Would love to rub my cock between your butt cheeks
>>672899721
you have very nice skin, a nice complection. I would love to kiss your neck, working my way down your chest. you have attractive breast, they are large and round. They look firm and give me the urge to touch them
>>672899721
Cameltoe pleees babyface
Gotta love those lips
>>672899721
At least take off one bra
>>672899721
Op,my dick is already hard by looking of the shape of your breasts and lips. can you please post some more?
>>672899721
>I'll get drunk and post more if you can give me compliments
Women in a nutshell.
Mmm take a shot
>>672900645
this guy knows
>be op
>tits or gtfo
>>672901051
This
>>672901155
This. Also checked
>>672900490
THIS
anyone giving the cunt compliments should an hero without haste
>>672899721
How about working out first Amerifatty
>>672899721
I'd cut your fucking head off and put it between your legs before cumming on your tits.
>>672899721
You appear to be a well developed female of age 18+, come cam for us!!
>>femanons
>>dot
>>org
>>672901303
> Without haste
OP YOU ARE A FAT ASS COW, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW THOSE LUMPY MISHAPED TITS. I WOULD RATHER NOT PUKE ALL OVER MY DICK RIGHT NOW
>>672899721
Bunch of fucking cucks in this bitch. Post tits and timestamp or gtfo.
> 10 minutes with no follow up
We've been baited again anons
>>672901303
That is why I gave the shirt a compliment.
>>672899721
Show me them tits.
>>672901404
Are you standing up at your computer and having a wank, faggot?
b8
>>672901359
THIS OP!! CAM?
Mackenzie aka OP, you better delivar or ill disclose your personal info.
>>672901513
I always made fun of that line from smash Bros as well. Nice job, anon
get the fucking whale back into the sea before it dies and spills it's guts all over the place once it's rotten body explodes
>>672899721
>gauges
LOL, fat
>>672899721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35k5Rq6eZzc
>>672901303
>an hero without haste
>without haste
>without
>haste
>dont hurry up and kill yourself
>trying to sound smart, then looking like a complete idiot
Fucking kill yourself
>>672899721
i like your lips
You can tell based on the width of her jaw/chins that she is fat. Further evidence is given by the way her arm fat meets her upper body fat.
>>672901359
This
>>672902031
Or she's laying down there detective.
>>672899721
I love your boobs.
>>672899721
>>672901910
Or it could be interpreted as kill yourself slowly.
>>672899721
SHES NOT DELIVERING
Your tits are nice
>>672899721
>>672901531
im sitting, AND MY DICK IS OUT, I HAVE AT LEAST 10 TABS OF PORN OPEN AND THEN I STUMBLED ACCROSS THIS FAT COW, I WAS SUPRISED YOU FAGGETS WOULD GET EXCITED OVER A 2.5/10 THIS IS A NEW LOW /B
PIC RELATED, ITS U
>>672899721
Release them !!
>>672902367
>New Low
Do you realise where you are? Nothing is too low here.
Nothing.
>>672899721
That's a nice pink bra
>>672902367
Nice life tho
>>672899721
I want to fill your pussy with wine and drink it out of you.
>>672899721
Oh suck ur nipples babe
>>672902367
Hey that is me..where'd u get the photo?
>>672902262
OP here I'm eating some hamburgers right now dinner was 2 hours ago I'm starving, wait
I am fat. and its called a sports bra. it has padding so my nipples dont show through
>>672902708
Moar you fat old beaut.
>>672902708
fat in all the right places though
Don't show them you fat whore
>>672902708
man girls are masters of photography
>>672902218
r u mentally shit-brained?
>>672902653
Fat shit, fuck off.
>>672902708
Kik?
>>672902708
SHOW CAMEL FATANON
>>672902708
HOLY FUCK EVERYONE WAS RIGHT.
I predicted a little bit of chub but holy Mother of Jesus!
>>672902877
This
You are not fat you are beautiful shine baby shine
>>672902708
This is why angles like the OP's original picture should be actually illegal.
>>672902708
TIME STAMP OR GTFO
>>672902708
snapchat?
maybe go on omegle with some obscure interest?
>>672902880
no fucking kidding!
how did she keep that hidden
puke
>>672902708
Is that Eminem on your wall?
>it's fat shady to you
i use to know a girl about this body type. She vanished fucking 6 years ago. Use to live in West Florida
You look like a whale gtfo
>>672902708
You shoud move your ass more and eat less, you're not healty.
>>672902708
Please more fem anon!!: you are so fucking hot!!.
>>672902708
>>672902708
fucking knew it.
brb throwing up
>>672902708
>implying you have nipples and not just two flesh colored saucers with slight relief
>>672902708
OK MAYBE JUST CUS IM SUPER HARD RIGHT NOW, MAYBE ID PORK YOU, BUT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A HATE FUCK AND ID TIE YOU UP AND SPIT ON YOU, A BAG WOULD BE PLACED OVER YOUR HEAD FOR SURE THOUGH AND ONLY REMOVED SO I CAN CUM ON YOUR STUPID FACE
NEW RATE : 3/10
>>672902708
sport bra?? are you sweating?!!.
>>672903202
Serial internet dater/womanizer here.
Women don't use Photoshop like most people think they do. They're usually too stupid to get past the basic learning curve of all the tools.
Women typically use filters like Instagram and angle shots like OP's picture to only reveal subtle hints of their lardness. I've been tricked and met up with a landwhale a few times (which is why I never invite them directly to my place. Always to a local place like a bar).
>>672902985
It was obvious she was a whale from the getgo
>>672902708
You should clean your room.
>>672902708
Erection achieved
>>672902708
you're soo sexy , i wanna feel you soo baadd
>>672903398
>all caps. pls go back where came from
ksi?
I still would. I got no shame.
>>672902708
>I'd still smash
Where you at OP?
>>672903266
its jesse pinkman
>>672899721
pls leave u disgusting pile of lard
>>672902708
Go back to sleep
I'd motorboat the shit out of you
>>672903567
She was wearing a sports bra though. I had to give some credit.
>>672902708
I would pump you full of my cum. show your pussy
>>672903667
he's gonna need a lot more blue sky then
>>672902708
I would lick your underboob so bad and titty fuck those titties raw
>>672902708
whoa - you're a big one, aren't you?
>>672901155
this
You are beautiful.
>>672902708
Actually you are just a little chubby...
...and we love You.
OP here just fucking stuffing myself with hamburgers ice cream and pizza PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION SINCE IM A FAT UGLY WHORE
>>672902708
can you sniff your feet please?
>>672903648
OH ARE YOU PROTECTING YOUR LADY? LOL DEFENSIVE OVER A FAT PIG ON THE INTERNET, U DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN, U GUYS GIVE THESE GAY ASS COMPLIMENTS LIKE "WOW YOURE A BEAUT" FUCKIN BETAS, THIS FAT PIG OBVIOUSLY WANTS TO GET SLAPPED AROUND
>>672903266
Ememin on wall. M&M's goin down the hatch!
>>672902708
lose some weight for fucks sake, it's not that hard
>>672902708
Give me your kik. I'll compliment that sexy body for you. Don't listen to these faggots.
>>672902708
take those panties off and lick the crotch of them
>>672902873
Like her big flabby gut? Those lovely shapeless but puffy arms?
Move along, nothing to see here!
>>672902708
post more op. you're sexy.
>>672899721
Yeah, those tits look yummy, take em out!
>>672903679
Just sad. Can't imagine how homely you are
Kek this is OP fucking fat whore
>>672902708
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men
If you wish to prevail!
>>672902873
It happens when you have fat in ALL the places
can't believe tits ain't been posted yet. I'm taking over the thread. Post tits, people
>>672899721
look how your privileges are gone
>>672904351
Oh God my sides
keep em comin, OP
>>672902708
Ive seen fatter show more please
wat are those red marks? are u a cutter? you have a pet?
>>672899721
Post titties with timestamp and face
>>672902708
Spend a week with me, I'll fuck 20 pounds off ya easy, you slutty hambeast
better not smell like a fucking new take a picture of your nose to make sure it isn't a fucking jew
>>672899721
Your face looks....small..?
you guys are funny
>>672902708
How are you fat as fuck, but with no tits dafuq.
post tits, faggots
>>672904351
>lift you up
>>672904663
theyre cuts
>>672905008
Please Camel
>>672905008
show your nips
>>672904663
I believe those are stretch marks...
>>672905008
Full front nude or gtfo
>>672904778
THESE KIDS ACTUALLY THINK INTERNET WHORES WANT TO HEAR "YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL, UR SKIN IS NICE M'LADY" THIS FAT COW NEEDS TO BE SPIT ROASTED AND GANGBANGED AND THROWN INTO THE BUSY STREET CUM COVERED RIGHT AFTER,
>>672905008
Jesus look at that gunt
>>672905008
Gape your vag. I want to punch your cervix.
>>672902708
>gut sticks out further than tits
WELP
>>672904778
HAHAHAHAH LOOSERS
>>672905008
can you sniff your feet? Like this please.
>>672903398
MICHAEL CERA <3
>>672905233
Dubs has spoken!
>>672905008
come on OP. dont tease us
I wanna see the goodies
>>672899721
Go to
>>/soc/
you look like you offer a really comforting hug
>>672905233
no... that would be putting it lightly anon
>>672905320
Can she even see her feet?
>>672905311
And yet I feel as though something other than gravity drew you to this thread?
>>672904351
I lift you up and fling you in the back of the van
>The rear suspension instantly snaps
Beautiful, made me kek
can you sit on my face please
>>672905008
don't listen to these guy's. I'd have fun with you. I know that pussy is warm and wet, I'd give you some good lovin
Nice necklace
>>672902708
>its called a sports bra
Gonna have to ask - which particular sports do you take part in? Running seems unlikely.
Picture the opposite. A fat guy. Would girls ask him to post nudes??
>>672905610
>"can you sit on my face please"
Rip
>>672905610
Don't do it you'll suffocate
>>672905669
Agreed
>>672905008
Don't lie , you don't need to get drunk to show us everything ;p
>>672903679
kek
>>672905810
KEK
>>672905008
Please put your clothes back on. You're giving me cataracts.
>>672905523
Nothing about her is put lightly
>>672904663
How does she cut without her baby falling out?
you guys are missing out
>>672905610
Manslaughter is a crime, yo
On the internet, all your female privileges are gone and nobody gives a fuck about you. It's a beautiful thing.
>>672906050
MORE PLS
>>672906050
>missing
kek
>>672905810
Rolling down the streets as people in front of her hear indiana jhones theme song playing in the background
>>672905844
and obviosly not... that's why I'm encouraging not to follow this ho's game
>>672906050
Help us then femanon...
>>672905008
How did you put that necklace on? You cant obviously reach neither the top of your head or the back of your neck and the fact that you're a fat slut asking for compliments on 4chan makes it pretty crear that you have nobody in your life.
Did grow up in it?
>>672906062
you joking right? look how many sad wankers are drooling over pics of a fattie just cuz she said so.
>>672906050
Then just post them
>>672905810
Sumo
>>672906050
post em
>>672906050
tits or gtfo
>sage
>sage
>sage
>>672906050
Of course we are. Not much we can do about that though other than hope the pics get better.
>>672905921
Moot point - when was the last time you saw a laptop with a wide-angle lens?
>>672905523
TRUE THAT, THIS PIGGY NEEDS TO BE TIED AND GAGGED, INVITE THE LOCAL GANGBANGERS OVER TO FILL HER UP AND THEN PISS ALL OVER HER STUPID FACE, LITERALLY WATERBOARD HER FACE WITH PISS WHILE HER ASSHOLE DROOLS OUT CUM, MAYBE ID LET HER CHOKE ON MY DICK TIL SHE PUKES BEFORE THE LOCAL NIGNOGS GANG BANGS HER, BUT I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT PUSSY THATS FOR SURE
>>672906314
B8TD
>>672906385
Check out this dork
>>672906487
>damage control
>>672906050
God damn, how many breakfasts you have today? I'm thinking 4, 5.
You're a pig hun, ok? that means no one wants ta do ya
>>672906660
No faggot
>>672906660
YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
too bad you missed.
>>672906660
Do satanic trips count if they're not actually at the end? I can't decide.
>>672906660
newfag alert
>>672906050
Not even. I could get a large clear trash bag and fill it with dough and get the same or better stimulation out of it. Fat chicks are good for bjs and that's only if you're not looking. Anal isn't even worth it because the ability to wipe properly is diminished. I don't even want to know what your pussy stench is like. You're so doughy, I bet you think things are off when you DON'T have a yeasty pussy.
>>672906660
damn satan
All this attention is doing me some good. thank you
>>672906594
>NOICE
>>672907069
can you do this please
>>672905320
>>672907069
Boobies please.
>>672906954
Woah! Cool it Lar
>>672899721
Did you actually use a GoPro to capture all the parts in 1 pic? Afaik they hav 170° angle.
or is it Panorama and cut together?
>>672907069
The attention is on the people finding funny ways
to tell you that you're an ugly fat slut, not on you.
>>672907069
Jesus I'm going to throw up. You look like a taller person without bones.
>>672907330
thats what i mean you dipshit
Good fuck, eat a salad and go to the fucking gym fat whore.
Aw man OP is straight
>>672907069
Damn girl you sexy as fuck
>>672907542
I'm definitely not
>Boobies
Bumping with GF.
>>672907542
Straight = female love male
and not
female love bacon
EMOTIONALBOYS2002
>>672907647
post some lesbian sex pics then, we will love that
>>672907069
Fat bitch
>>672907647
Then we should definitely hook up
>>672899721
You're clearly a fat walmart shopper.
Who wants more? Tell me I'm gudlookin
>>672907760
how the fuck am i supposed to do that when i'm by myself
>>672907069
Sexy as fuck
>>672902708
fat in all the wrong places
do u like wat u see
>>672902708
put in back into the ocean!
>>672907901
fall 4 b8
>no other femanon will mess with u
>>672907953
aww actual pics of me
Young pic ov me
>>672907069
Like my girlfriend OP?
Not op but this makes me wet
I think I'm more of a manatee than a walrus
>>672908169
then this like Cheese Pizza?
>>672907901
Go grab a full ham from your freezer and fuck it. Hamplanet + Ham = lesbian
>>672907901
U have enough body mass for a threesome, be creative for fucks sake.
>>672902708
I knew i've seen you somewhere before
>>672907069
Dear OP,
I'd fuck you so hard that my cock would come off from my body.
Sincerly yours,
Anon
>>672908288
lol, wat if its from a boy pig?
>>672902294
thats not nice....
whaling is wrong you jap fuck
im done
Am I hotter than op?
>>672908288
kek! this
Does anyone have that pasta of anon explaining how fat chicks resemble toddlers and anyone being attracted to hamplanets is basically a pedophile?
>>672908576
Extremely
>>672908576
yes
>>672904351
Your vehicle is shit.
>>672899721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J5GI8cmQhu
I'm a manatee not a walrus
>>672902708
MAN THE HARPOONS
>>672908576
is u younger op?
>>672908576
nope just a fagot gtfo
>>672908576
Kik?
>>672908576
Timestamp faggot
OP post moar plz ur beautiful
>>672908666
what is this shit?
>>672908644
>>672908657
faggots detected
>>672908500
Doesn't matter if its a boar or a sow. The thing has been soaked, cleaned and cured enough that it doesn't matter.
>>672908666
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J5GI8cmQhu
beaty song dude k was headbanging
>>672902708
Usually im nice to all girls, but this... this... this is just revolting..
>>672908576
Nice beaver
>>672908686
OP i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
how do you feel about the movie gremlins?
>>672908686
OP IS CRAZYKIN CONFIRMED
>>672908686
post more op
>>672904351
>>672906790
are you fucking retarded you stupid fucking newfag
dubs/trips/quads/etc are only dubs/trips/quads when they are at the end of the post number
no numbers other than the end numbers of the post number matter at all
its 20 fucking 16 and you fucking faggots still dont understand this jesus christ
>>672908686
Nice steam bby ಠ‿ಠ
>>672899721
>>672902708
I don't know what I expected
God damn OP you nasty. And not the good kind of nasty either. The bad kind of nasty. Like the really, really bad kind.
We got some fat chicks competing in here
>>672909313
HELPFAG DETECTED
>>672902708
mmm moar of your legs together to show off your hips!
>>672909313
Wow. Falling for the bait this hard. Just...wow.
I remember my first week on /b/. Ah good times.
>>672909658
ITS 2016, MAN
>>672908715
>>672908741
Yes sir
>>672909891
more you sexy beast
>>672908576
considerably
>>672909891
Write Luis on those sweet titties. Please
>>672909891
how about my gremlins question OP?
>>672909891
Alright we've seen her tits, now everyone go home.
