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hey /b do you know wtf is that on my penis?
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Hmm, do you wank into socks often? Might be a burn!
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That's some nasty shit right there.
Wash your dick.
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>>672892038
looks like an insect bite
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>>672892038
herpes. you fucked up kid.
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>>672892038
torn skin, you're jerking too much
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herpies legit
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That's herpes
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>>672892038
Looks like friction burn but minute
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>>672892038
Got that herp, derp.
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>>672892297
>>672892227

These two
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>>672892038
yup thats herpes
i'm impressed you even managed to have sex with a dick that size
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a foreskin. have that removed so someone might actually wanna touch it.
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Its HIV; freddy mercury died of it, go to a doctor
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>>672892529
Maybe he's a grower.
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>>672892038
Not even joking here OP. That looks a lot like herpes sores. The shiny middle and raised edges are a dead ringer. Go to the health department now, they can swab these sores and get a legitimate answer for you. If you wait till he flare up is over they will do a blood test, which isn't as accurate. It's not that big of a deal, and the docs can help you out. Good luck, bud.
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>>672892038
I have seen this before? Have you received a handjob from a Native American lately? (50% N.A. or greater?)

If so, thats a grade A Indian Burn

If you haven't, then its herpes
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>>672892038
undoubtedly Herpes Simplex Type II
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Sharingan
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You got the herp son.
Unless virgin then yanking it too hard.

Also trim your bush. Jeez
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>>672892746
not a real thing
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>>672892038
Looks like you ashed on your dick

Also looks like herpes simplex virus B like the one you get in your mouth. Those little sores. It isn't the bad genital herpes. They're not cauliflower shaped sores.

Could be either. How did they show up there? If you had cuts on your dick and a girl had it in her mouth with a cold sore it could've transferred.
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>>672892038
spider with herpes bit your dick clearly, only remedy is to amputate and pour rubbing alcohol into the wound
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>>672892038
mine looked the same when I had one
rip op
you'll be a womyn soon
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>>672893038
Get out reddit
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>>672892038
An alien mark.. They must've came just so they could burn your cock
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They're fucking little burns OP burned his dick. Where the fuck is OP we need more information.
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>>672892038
hsv-2 and im positive in more way than one
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>>672892038
Clearly the marks of a gay vampire with bad aim
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>>672892038
You better cut it off before the disease spreads
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>>672892973

My cock is 1" long soft, 6" long and 9" circumference when hard. You're a retard.
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>>672892973
It's is. I have a flaccid 2 incher that is bang on 6" when hard. Was shit when I used to shower after football practice
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>>672892038
Do you have them anywhere else on your body? Or just ur dick?
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>>672892757
Also OP, if you touch these sores wash your hands right after just to be safe, DO NOT touch your face or have any kind of intercourse. Definitely follow up and hit up the health department, be safe.
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>>672892746
yes i'm
>>672892993
thanks anon, i have a girlfriend for a time right now, maybe she has transferred to me
>>672893038
Fucking illuminatis infecting people
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looks like a foreskin, they're disgusting, and civilized countries remove them at birth
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It's your thumb
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>>672893633
Kay
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>>672893715
just my dick
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Herpes
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>>672893304
Spit up my drink, imaging ayy team 6 creeping into your house like silent Apache warriors, slowly approaching your body as you sleep on your bed, a few grab your limbs and hold you down as king xerox slowly burns your cock
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They are called Fordyce spots which are clogged oil glands. That is what I tell my wife. They are common which is why she has them too. They are contagious. Wife believed me. However, it is herpes. You has the herp, kid.
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>>672893819
>civilized
>Jew
Pick one
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>>672892038
>...Anonymous
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>hey /b do you know wtf is that on my penis?

You cut it up and it got infected sort of, or you got herps. Post non potato pic.
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Doesn't herp II go away eventually? Or curable? The mouth herp one. It's goes away or something I thought. But the other one doesn't or is OP fucked for life?
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>>672892038
>/b
Gtfo newfag
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>>672892839
Keke
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>>672893992
Ah man. That sucks. Premed fag here. I would say 60% chance it's a spider bite of some kind, 40% chance it's some form of VD. Do not scratch or pick at them, wash hand thoroughly after contact and if they don't clear up in 48 hours or so, time to go to your GP. Good luck brother
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>>672894138
kek
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>>672892542
>go mutilate your penis like a retard
topkek
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>open thread
>ctrl + f
>tfw no match for "aids"
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>>672894496
not op but if you didn't know you can come to to /b/ with just typing boards.4chan.org/b
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>>672894830
I noticed it for like 3 days right now, and one of them appered after the others, and what do you mean by VD?
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>>672892038
you managed to triforce on your cock good job op
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>>672892038
i had this shit few weeks back and it just disappeared on its own. Were you in a poll recently?
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It's aids bro
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>>672894424
The symptoms goes away but he'll have herpes forever, it's not curable. My gf has it so I'll have it too one day probably
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>>672892038
Either Herpes or torn skin from wanking too hard. You have foreskin, so I'd advise against masturbating hard until you can get it removed. Also you managed to triforce on your penis, good job OP
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>>672896361
I went out with a bitch who had herp. Idk wtf I was thinking. She took those meds and she didn't have sex if she had a breakout. I think I'm in the clear. Been 4 years now and nothing.
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>>672892038
>Micropenis
>Un cut skin
>Skin tearing from jerking too much
Beta fag detected
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>>672896685
That's what we do, meds and no sex during breakouts. Only 2 in a bit less than a year and I think I'm still clean, but I've assumed i'll get it eventually. I was fucking pissed off when she told me she had it after the first breakout tho
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>>672892038
Herpes, no doubt about it. Get it checked out and get meds for it. Bad but not the end of the world!!!
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>>672892993
you can get your mouth herpes to appear on your dick?

i find that very hard to believe, a doc once told me the chances are really slim (i went to see him with herpes on my gland even though i use protection always)
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>>672892038


Herpes, now you get to have awkward conversations with future potential girlfriends.

Girls giver a shit a lot less than you'd think. Literally not one rejection from the women I told but I'm fucking awesome so.....

If you manage it you can have a fine sex life and not spread it. My wife of 12 years does not have it.

I had a skank slut ex gf who gave me that shit when I was 19. I pretty much never get flare ups anymore in my 30s.
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Look like the predator is aiming at your dick op

But in all seriousness it's herpes, I had these, then they went away and it started to burn when I pissed, then a big spot appeared out of nowhere on the end of my bell (under the foreskin) and it wasn't nice to touch at all because of the sensitivity.

But get some shit op, I've only had this once in my life. Never occurred after that.
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>>672898409
not hard

just dont fuck her if you have the sores..
harder for women since sometimes they can have it and not know about..that is how i got it sadly i guess,i highly doubt my mouth herpes migrated to the tip of my cock for kicks
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