What if I told you, you could join the IDF if you wish? You don't even have to be jewish.
You can stop being a low life NEET, travel to a country where you will instantly become a hero because you came all this way just to join the IDF. you will recieve food, an apartment, friends, money, hot 18 yo israeli soldier girls and you get to kill sandniggers.
If you have any questions, i'll be happy to answer. I'm a 19 year old tank gunner. I have my own tank with awesome crew members and we defend our country with pride.
>>672884090
>What if I told you, you could join the IDF if you wish? You don't even have to be jewish.
Hitler was right.
>>672884090
well the 18 yo Israeli girl and killing sand niggers sound good the rest, not so much.
I want YOU for the Israel Defense Forces
How do I get Jew gold and a hot Jewess without being a filthy Jew? Impossibru.
>>672884090
nope. 3 years and a bullet to the chest was enough.
they own my ass for the reserves anyway.
>>672884090
death to your country
>>672884090
will you take an out of shape 39 yr old? I want to shoot some scumbag palestinians.
>>672884090
Serious question here: how do Israelis verify that you're actually Jew, when you immigrate from another country?
>>672884312
I had an american friend, not jewish but still flew all the way to Israel at age 22 to join the IDF. He was all alone in this country, barely spoke any hebrew, but after awhile - he was happy.
>>672884544
I have no idea. I guess our intel does a background check.
>>672884090
I volunteered with the IDF in 08 during the Gaza war.
Luckily I was just visiting, so no mandatory service for me, and all the Israeli pussy I could take
>>672884552
Will Jewish girls gobble my uncut ant eater?
>>672884816
Sounds great!
>>672884457
Sandnigger detected
>>672884312
If you feel an irrational hate for outsiders, like to be the victim, enjoy bombing civilians of another race and religion because "deefend muh cunt-tree", are pretty good at telling lies, then you're off of a good start.
Heil Hitler
Sieg Heil
88
1488
>>672884874
Can't promise anything other than an amazing experience, friends, badass lifestyle.
>>672884909
You're a retard. Same race. Different religion
>>672884999
What are my chances of getting shot by a dune coon?
>>672884891
It definitely was. Got a blowjob from a hot little jewess on base after hours in Ashdod
I could do the same in the US and not have to live in a shit hole country
>>672885064
yeah? tell that to an ashkenazi
Nothing beats coming home for dinner after 17 exhausting days in the desert, training with your tank crew.
>>672884090
I'm Chinese, don't know how I'd be treated. And yeah, I know at one point some business had Chinese workers sign a contract they wouldn't fuck any Israeli women. I've been thinking of joining a kibbutz though.
>>672885214
But the military service is actually demanding in the US, since they're facing reality.
>>672885193
Depends on where you join. Probably 1 to a few thousands.
>>672885217
I am ashkenazi, idiot. But if you go to Israel, they're all sandniggers. Some are Jews and some are Muslim but they're all sandniggers
>2016
>not having a tank
>>672885642
There's a lot of diversity.
>>672885799
among jews sure cause we've been spread all over most of the developed world. not so much for the arabs
Israeli girls LOVE foreigners. they treat them like kings, they adore them so much. If you have an accent, barely speak hebrew and wear the IDF uniform - you're an alpha here, no matter what you look like.
>>672885799
Yeah but they all have these weird semitic traits, even if discreetly.. yuk.
>>672886111
Race =/= Religion
>>672886102
Beta country confirmed for inferior genes. You're lucky you get the US to give you weapons.
>>672886290
yeah, and semitism is a race
>>672886341
If you say so :)
>>672886290
>Race =/= Religion
>Religion literally requires you to have a specific set of ancestry to partake in it
>Specific set of ancestry is literally the only criteria for a race
CS GO player model cosplay in the IDF and that military chefs hat and all that free pussy count me in the IDF as a Child Soldier I meant reserves lol
>>672886341
ashkenazi jews have consistently tested as the ethnic group with the highest IQ in the world. So, which genes are you thinking of?
Eternal glory awaits the brave souls who fight for Israel
>>672884090
I'm not antisemitic, but these posts make me reconsider.
Shabat Shalom /b/!
>>672884090
I am confused my kike friend. Will I be treated better than Ethiopian veterans or worse?
>>672886542
I do - google it ya cunt - I ain't even a red-sea pedestrian !
>>672884090
Ehhh, I'm already practicing Kabbalah (on a very, very basic level), but rather than attack some enemy I'd rather educate them to the classical way and do as Alexander the Great did, so we can all live in peace and prosperity.
Really sad what happened to muslim countries since the Cold War began (which also affects Israel due to proximity). The US and USSR really messed things up.
>>672886899
That's a myth, kid. Don't trust your own media.
>>672887010
>be jewish
>have followers invade another peoples' homeland
>commit genocide against Palestinians
>sterilize black people in said land
>dominate global banking
>dominate global mass media
>make people fight against each other and lend money to fund both sides
>see post on a japanese-inspired anime forum founded by a guy who literally lived in his moms basement
>"this makes me reconsider"
Greg, is that you?
>>672887534
the jews make me do it !
>>672884090
We all come from אין סוף, anon.
shabbat shalom
>>672887534
The difference is, I don't give a fuck about the Palestinians, but I care about 4chin.
>>672887281
Equality for all
>>672887748
Good rethorics m8
>>672887510
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jewish_intelligence http://web.mit.edu/fustflum/documents/papers/AshkenaziIQ.jbiosocsci.pdf http://web.mit.edu/fustflum/documents/papers/AshkenaziIQ.jbiosocsci.pdf
>>672884090
>Jewish through mothers side
>German through fathers
I am so conflicted
Does /b/ like dogs?
>>672884090
You seem to have misspelled JIDF, my goy, only filthy goyim do that, you filthy anti-semitic scum, remember the 86 quadrillion.
Dogs anyone?
Nice joke you dirty israeli, very nice joke.
>>672887902
Again, it's a myth. Train monkeys to solve problems, they'll score higher at IQ tests too.
Bottom line is, it's a comfort argument that just shows how insecure you are.
>>672887849
But do you give a fuck about what's happening to your own people, and your own state?
Don't you think that the fact that Palestinians are being persecuted leads to a middle east warzone, which in turn leads to third world refugees colonizing YOUR nation?
You have to look further than just a few steps, my friend.
>>672884090
lol putting my life on the line for kikes.LMAO, op, im trying to get ride of these parasites why would i fight to defend them just to get that fake praise that joos pour onto goyum that are stupid enough to support them?
>>672888232
No joke my friend!
>>672886790
Nigger I'm jewish (both mom and dad) sides yet blonde and have blue eyes. Whatever is the reason, many jews in israel have non semite traits
>>672887534
who the fuck care about sandniggers and black "people"? they are my enemies, jews are my enemies too. that's it. jews are evil. only PEOPLE I care about is THE GLORIUS WHITE RACE and HONORARY ARYANS.
If you're gonna kill yourself, why not give the IDF a try first?
>>672884090
>What if I told you, you could join the IDF if you wish?
I'd tell you I wouldn't, because defending an illegitimate state is immoral.
Need I say more, /b/?
>>672888400
You're speaking as if race were only aesthetics. I recommend the research book "Race, Evolution and Behavior" by John Rushton to get a better understanding about what race is. I read that book and went from believing races does not exist to knowing that race is just as accurate as sex or age when it comes to science.
>>672886102
Jesus fuck you recruiter guys come on strong. Are you fucking serious coming here with this horseshit?
>>672887856
But I don't want to be sterilized and jobless homeless bum being kicked of the bus like we are in rural 50s Alabama when I'm done with IDF!
>>672889006
Little faggots thinking they are tough around little children and women, wait till one of the IDF lose their rifle in a fight with a Palestinian, they run like hell.
Drowning in /b/itches!
>>672889579
> that rainbow
Even God thinks you guys are faggots.
>CNN: IDF soldier trying to rape a 10 year old sandniggeress
The media lies.
Recruiters here dumb as fuck like your politicians that say Palestine does not exist because there is no letter "p" in the Arabic language. Get the fuck out of here, you are not welcome or any of the foreign bitches who serve in the IDF.
>>672890162
Exactly, this photo itself is propaganda lol
I would like to join / swede
>>672884090
fuck israel, the zionists dont even understand their own religion, otherwise they would have never stolen palestine and named israel from the palestinians, they are supposed to wait for the messiah to restore israel (not take it by force)
>>672886290
>czech-hungarian jew
this guys ancestors knew how to hide...
>>672891405
he didn't even manage to make the hungarian flag right, it's upside down.
>>672884090
what you mean you don't have to be jewish?
>>672891513
It's the Israeli defense force. Not the Jewish defense force.
>>672891895
Yeah but afaik Israel only gives citizenships to jews, so I doubt they would let people into their military who can't even become citizens.
>>672884090
>>672884090
How many palestinians have you raped?
How common is to rape cuties like this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcvn4Mtglc
>>672890162
Her face is all "Why do they give me food in front of the camera when they just keep taking it back once they're done?"
>>672892300
The most racist country on earth lol
>>672886341
You faggot ever heard of tar21 or tavor as we call it...
>>672893394
also galil, negev, desert eagle, etc
>>672892813
you've clearly never been to Russia
>>672894011
Russians are pretty chill with you if you try to adapt.
Which you always should be doing if you're an immigrant.
ATTENTION THIS IS THE JEWS ATTEMPT TO HARVEST GOY ORGANS, DO NOT GO TO ISRAEL UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE TOURISTASED.
>>672894175
they're some of the most racist assholes i've had the displeasure of meeting. nearly up there with American southerners
couple that with being unpleasant people in general. Hated every minute i spent in that frozen third world shithole
>>672888400
Congrats you're a Khazar, faggot.
>>672894506
well, I don't know where you've been, but I've worked in Vladivostok for half a year and as I said they were pretty chill people. Arrogant as fuck, admittedly, but still.
>>672891144
Hitler was the messiah
>>672894867
Moscow and St. Petersburg
>>672891144
and you did your torah study where? i'm curious as to how you came by this apparent scholarly authority on the jewish religion
Arabs never owned the land. They didn't seem to upset when the British ran things. The Ottoman empire didn't seem to upset them too much either. Or the laundry list of other foreign powers who've owned the area before.
weird how arabs only seem to care now that jews are involved. weird how its after jews set up, they suddenly develop a national identity...what were they waiting for exactly?
>>672895736
Yeah it's weird how they didn't care when they were ruled over by countries that didn't push them out of the area and have a bunch of other people move in but that they are mad at the people who did do that, hmm strange.
>>672884736
Moaaar
> marines or idf?
> What are the pre reqs for joining the idf?
> What about jobs in the security and defense sector after I get out?
>>672896495
yes yes, come, be a good goy.
> be op
> Get paid by IDF to spam 4chan
> Recruit people from other country's
> After service get extradited and judged infront of court for being a mercenary.
> Now being stateless and only chance for survival is being a mercenary.
>>672895736
'Arabs didn't seem upset when the British ran things" lololool.
You know why we fucking hate you, it's because you are the biggest bastards out of all the invaders, no one committed the acts you do daily.
Bitch, there are Palestinian grandmas older than your imaginary imposed state. They were born before Israel even existed. Palestine belongs to the Palestinians, we even had genuine Jews before you fuckers came from Europe.
>>672884736
moar plsssss
>>672896175
lawl. pushed out.
keep sucking that arab propaganda cock
they were invited to stay back in '48. Something about living alongside jews as equals really got those sand filled panties in a twist. more than happy to have jews underneath them paying good jizya taxes, but allah forbid they be equal
the smart ones stayed, and that's why 1/5th of the citizens are arab. given how shitty the other countries are, i'd say they got the better end of that deal.
the dumb ones left when other arabs told them they could come back after they finished commiting genocide and they'd get tons of free stuff from all the dead jews!
can't say i'm feeling a wealth of sympathy for them. maybe they should learn to fight wars better?
איזה זין בתחת
Lmao, OP with the shit bait, you can't be a tanker in 1 year, you keep getting fucked in the ass as a Rookie for at least 3 months, sit down boys, easy.
>>672884090
I'm not working with filthy jews
>>672884999
you have just outed all your frends anon.
you know this board is full of palestine agitators right?
>>672897065
learn to win wars then faggot
does it bother you that the jews could have genocided the lot of you at any moment with pretty much zero effort? you live at their mercy and i bet that stings huh kiddo? i can only imagine with that legendary arab sense of pride.
does it bother you that your muslim arab brothers have done fuckall to help you? they just keep you in camps, refuse to let you work in their countries or become citizens? They're more than happy to let you die, or parade you out to show how bad those jews are, but beyond that...nope.
>>672884090
Fuck off jew scum, enjoy your little toy country while it lasts. the fourth Reich will be coming for you soon enough
>>672899136
>implying the 4th Reich wouldn't ship your autistic faggot ass off to the camps too
>>672897807
lawl. pushed out.
keep sucking that indian propaganda cock
they were invited to stay back in '76. Something about living alongside whites as equals really got those feather filled panties in a twist. more than happy to have whites underneath them paying good bead taxes, but great spirit forbid they be equal
the smart ones stayed, and that's why 1/50th of the citizens are indian. given how shitty the reservations are, i'd say they got the better end of that deal.
the dumb ones left when other indians told them they could come back after they finished commiting genocide and they'd get tons of free stuff from all the dead jews!
can't say i'm feeling a wealth of sympathy for them. maybe they should learn to fight wars better?
>>672900065
i see what you did there.
planning on calling up your local tribe and giving your land back?
let me know when you do.
>>672900354
>implying anyone on 4chan actually owns land
>>672899750
whatever kike faggot
>>672884090
A friend of mine thought this too. Then she got flattened by a bulldozer because she was goyim, and they don't count as people in Jewland.
>>672900529
aww chin up bucko, we can be bunkmates. you think they'll room the autists with the jews?
>>672900809
why was she standing in front of a moving vehicle?
Bulldozers aren't the fastest or stealthiest things. How did it manage to sneak up on her?
>>672884090
fuck off kike, it's more fun to watch you and the mudslimes wipe each other out
>>672901219
They're faster than you'd think actually. In Africa you're more likely to be killed by a bulldozer than a lion
IDF Combat engineer here. Recruiting was the best decision of my life.
>>672901219
Might have been the tear gas they were flinging around, or the concussion grenade. All I know is she ended up flatter than a latka at Passover dinner.
