How many lights can you see /b/?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How many lights can you see /b/?
>>672883748
There are four lights
i dunno, here's a bird with a dick
>>672883933
perfection
>>672883748
Four, there are four lights.
I count 18
>>672883748
Four spotlights, do the grated dim blue lights in the background count?
Five lights. There are five.
lights?
Just a reminder.
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>672884232
THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.
>>672884232
FOUR! THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS.
>>672883748
all of them
>>672884351
he made cardassia great again.
Are you sure human?
>>672884555
Gul Dukat got nothing on Garak
>>672884555
Did someone say trips?
>>672884862
filthy spoonhead
>>672884862
He just a bumbling tailor though.
>>672884862
Every time I see Garak I want to think "Garak was one of the most complex characters in DS9, possibly in the whole of the Star Trek universe". But as soon as that thought pops into my head I instantly think "No he wasn't, he was just really poorly written by a series of writers who didn't really know where they wanted to take the character".
>>672885226
Who you calling spoon head human?
Dat homoerotic tension tho
>We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile
>>672884168
Those aren't lights faglord
>>672885644
He was acted well, but veered from murderous pschopath to 'I just want redemption wa' too often
>>672886153
Bitch please....
>>672883748
Jesus christ anons its obviously five
>>672886974
Don't you have a hologram with a bad Irish accent to fuck?
Worst character ever
>>672884555
He basically killed his daughter, at least he didn't want to fuck her
>>672886974
Suck a dick Janeway, you hypocritical, sanctimonious bitch. Literally the worst Captain with the worst crew (except The Doctor).
>>672887739
Don't forget me! Anyone want a nice Talaxian pancake?
"The lighting effects.....I'm having a SEIZURE!"
(If anyone catches this reference, I'll be stunned)
>>672887965
Does Voyager have any redeeming features? It wasn't the story, the sub-plots, the casting, the crew, or the crews interactions with each other. Why did it last for 7 god damn series?
>>672888347
Erm.... Seven of Nine was quite fit? And.... Nope that's it.
>>672887965
shut the fuck up jar jar
I'm still here if anyone needs me for anything
> best episode
"Oh! It's me, isn't it? I'm the someone.."
>>672888347
Jetrel did nothing wrong.
>>672883748
Fuck you, space nigger.
>>672888599
I'd sniff Seven's farts.
>>672888347
because they could make anything up they wanted since
>delta quadrant
There were some good episodes but mostly the cast sucked aside from the doc and Belana.
And fine ass Jeri Ryan
>>672889343
She'll make you come to Astrometrics to do it probably
>>672889023
The feels
>>672889604
poor effort anon.
>>672888879
No you're not. You're dead and left behind with those spoopy aliens. We replaced you with a different dimensions you.
>>672888347
Kes, the one redeeming feature of that show. lasted only three years, only got to see her natural hair for three episodes, but dat face and that voice made this show worth watch for three years at least. and yes i know the actress is pretty much a man now, but that why we fall in love with fictional character and not the actor/actresses that play them.
oh and
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
Anyone notice in the "Night Crew" Robot Chicken skit Khan was part of the fucking crew, lol?
He's obvious right after the Borg guy drinks a ton of beer. He's on the ground, just to the right of dancing Night Crew Data-lookalike. Silver jacket, black hair.
>>672889604
"You are an Eproctophile and wish to inhale my flatulence? Your proposal is acceptable. Come to Astrometrics and take off your clothes."
>>672883985
/thread
>>672884317
Kek
>>672890422
Why do we always have to go to Astrometrics, you know we have a holodeck right? Let's go to 16th century Venice or write a programme that makes frisbees give you orgasms or something.
>>672884317
missed opportunity anon
>>672889289
Kek
>>672890323
I can't believe I'm the only one who spotted Khan.
>>672890857
She strikes me as quite the kinky woman.
She gave me my Borg fetish.
>>672892288
yea she could jam her assimilation tubules up your urethra and assimilate your sperms
>>672892677
You could get her naked while she's recharging in her Borg tube, have a wank then dress her again before she notices
>>672892677
Or turn all the other women on board into cyber-sluts.
>>672893105
Face it, a hive with libido is a more technologically advanced harem.
>>672893524
you make that sound like a bad thing.
