Why shouldn't I jump off a bridge, straight onto ground ?
>i'm fat
>i'm short (174cm)
>my only gf/f is a bodypillow
>i don't have any activities
>friends left me
>parents are dead
>money is low (i can use 5€ a day to food)
>>672883181
>Why shouldn't I jump off a bridge, straight onto ground ?
Because you should do a loop-de-loop in the air before you hit the ground, have some fun with it.
>kill some niggers
>kill some mudslimes
>burn down some churches
>stab some rich fucks in the street
Then proceed to jump off a bridge
>>672883413
I haven't experienced fun in 5 months
>>672883653
no guns in this awesome finland.
unless you actually go to cops and ask, which a depressed, poor man can't get
>>672883846
then stop moping, join a gym, lose weight, get some nice clothes
then things will begin getting good
>>672883181
do a backflip
I think i'm going to do it.
Rolling. 1-5 and i'll go
Kill a man, it will actually make you feel alive. Also if you choose a randommer then there is almost no chance you'll be caught, no motive ect.
>>672884525
So long, /b/
You live in finland, go get benefits, live off the state and play vidya all day. It's not so bad
Aww OP stay a little
>>672884725
I would've, but no gun.
>>672884051
>join a gym
money
>lose weight
money
>get some nice clothes
money
OP literally said he has no fucking money. I'm in the same boat OP. There isn't actually a good reason to not kill ourselves. Without money we cannot get a better job because we cannot afford the means to either travel, get better or more proper clothing and properly feed and entertain ourselves so that we could appear more favorably to get a better job and thus life.
It is a never ending cycle because we didn't get a boost from our parents when we were teenagers or we got unlucky early on.
>>672884947
I already do, but i'm still a pisspoor idiot
>>672884872
At least livestream you fucking selfish cunt
>>672885213
You think i have a phone ?
What would i need one for ?
No friends or family, so no reason for a phone
>>672884872
if you jump it's likely you survive or die in pain.
It's way better to hang yourself.
If you want to double tap cut your wrists and then hang yourself.
>>672885183
From my experience it's gaining weight that costs money, not losing. You eat less you lose weight, simple as that. Stop making excuses for your sorry life.
>>672885012
I've stayed here since 2007.
My only family and friends, /b/, has gone to shit, too.
>>672883181
Wait, what? Are you retarded?
>short
>1,74 CM
Man, I have seen people much shorter than you.
Please don't kill yourself, I have seen enough of these kind of posts, justo do anything, really to fell happy with yourself.
Why do GF matter this much to people? You are not defined by whether you can get a GF or not, please OP don't be a idiot, there is tons of things you can do alone and eventually when you begin doing different things people will take an interest on you and begin to approach you, this will be a step closer to find a good girl.
Do something for yourself before thinking of others, improve your life before you think of any friends or girls.
Your parents are dead?! Oh! What a fucking surprise, there is a lot of people that have no parents too man and even in this situation they did not give up. For what I can see you are giving up just because of some obstacles life has been putting on you and are giving way for society to say what your social norm should be.
Please OP, don't be a coward. If you still want to kill yourself, go, no one will care really,it will be one less mouth to feed in the world but I guess that you never wanted to really kill yorself right?
>>672885213
Set up your computer to livestream. Doesn't your computer have a camera?
>>672885473
If i jump a 40m fall, i guess i'm not surviving
>>672885623
Too long didn't read. OP don't listen to this moralfag do a flip man you can do it!
>>672885623
Fuck off already.
>>672885623
1,74 cm is short. 174 cm isn't.
>>672885599
If you live in most of Europe you would be correct because of the taxes they apply to junk food. Everywhere else in the world it is cheaper to buy food that isn't healthy, and people will buy that food because they don't have money.
>>672883181
how are you fat with so little money for food.
bait.
How can you be fat if you can't barely afford 2 meals a day?
Fucking bait.
>>672885623
Fuck off moralfag. YOU HAVE RUINED THIS BOARD ! WE USED TO NOT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS HERE
Also,waiting for this bread to 404, then 8'll go
>>672885722
Depends on how you land, surface you land on, wind conditions kek.
Also your fat will prevent damage to important organs.
>>672886103
scary shit mate.
we wrote the same thing
>>672883181
>Why shouldn't I jump off a bridge, straight onto ground ?
Why should you?
>>i'm fat
Lose weight then, you cuck. It's much easier than you think. Just eat the fuck less and run everyday.
>>i'm short (174cm)
You're perfectly average. What a sorry excuse to commit suicide.
>>my only gf/f is a bodypillow
Yeah well if you work on yourself instead of being a cuck that cries over 4chan, that'll change.
>>i don't have any activities
Not all activites cost money. You have the whole internet, go look up some hobbies that are low cost / entirely free.
>>friends left me
Sorry to hear that, but you can make new friends.
>>parents are dead
That sucks man, but you killing yourself won't bring them back. Just try to uphold the legacy of your parents and make them proud. You never know, maybe they're watching over you somewhere.
>>money is low (i can use 5€ a day to food)
I don't know enough about you, but if you don't have education, get education. You live in Finland, aren't universities free there? Go get a job, and also 5€ a day for food is plenty if you know how to spend it right. Check /r/Frugal - they have tons of information about eating cheap but healthy.
>>672885687
Once again, no need for a camera
>>672883181
are you my dad?
1. Lose weight. Start going for a jog every day, and some push-up / dip sets at home.
Eat healthier too, if financially feasible. Fresh veg ain't too hard to find cheap in small grocers etc.
2. You are posting on 4chan, ergo you have internet access and a computer / smartphone. From here you are LITERALLY able to teach yourself anything. What do you enjoy? Learn some web coding / scripting skills. Or learn accounting. Or how to fix electronics etc.
3. Find a better job. Just spam a CV to every cunt in town. Also with your magic internet device you can apply for jobs in the capital if you don't live there.
4. Persevere. Don't FUCKING STOP, until you are earning more money and are losing weight.
5. Use extra finances to repeat process - join a gym, travel to bigger city to look for work. Etc etc.
6. Buy some fresh ass threads, get a haircut, and start trying to socialise. Go and chill in a bar and buy a few beers while pretending to look at your phone etc, then try and strike up a convo with someone. Work is a really good place to meet people too as you spend most of your life there.
7. Good luck anon
>>672886051
Frozen pizza.
>>672885183
>never been a rags to riches story ever
Yeah, dude, if you're not even going to make an effort, you should kill yourself.
I was twenty-four before shit started to look up. Lived in a tent from 18-20, and on the streets in a city from 20-22. Got a shitty job at 23, and properly maintained my money to continue getting better jobs and expand as a person. Now I'm back at home taking care of my parents' bills instead of being a destitute piece of shit.
There has never been an animal that didn't have to try to survive.
>>672886005
5 euros a day is plenty to eat decently healthy. There's tonnes of information on the internet, if you're genuinely interested I'll send you a link about how to eat cheap and healthy.
And even if not, you can lose weight even on an all McDonalds cheeseburger diet. Pretty sure three cheeseburgers a day will provide you with enough nutrition to survive and lose weight.
>>672886288
Head first,i'm not a retard
>>672886359
Damn well that's unfortunate.
I would have watched so in a way at least someone would have given a shit about your death.
Do a flip. Try to land on your head.
Where are you going to do it? Where's the bridge?
>>672885842
1 M and 74 CM
>>672885832
Amazing contribution!
>>672885767
I never said he could not jump or anything, I just wrote some truths instead of telling him to jump without saying anything. For me it does not matter. Do what you want OP.
>>672885842
Kek. 1,74cm master race reporting in.
OP here is what you do.
find the time to do basic push ups and sit ups
walk 45 min around a place or you're neighborhood
Use 5 dollars for food to buy something healthy (Ex: If you don't eat a day and you go to a cornerstore with 10 bucks you can make enough salad to last you a week or even 2 if you portion right)
As for a gf don't try and get one yet or mope about it because women will only make your situation worse, you can't have a girl if you can't even afford to treat her every now and then.
Thats just what I did for the most part to lose weight and I dropped 60 pounds in 7 months. I know I sound like some bitch ass infomercial but hey not everyones in a good position right.
>>672883181
>money is low (i can use 5€ a day to food)
You'll be skinny soon, anon. No worries.
>>672886349
GET OUT MORALFAG
THOSE REASONS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT TO LIVE FOR
>>672885842
manlet detected
>>672886468
No, i'd never get to even fucking someone
>>672886260
>WE
Literally kill yourself
>>672887207
you wont get anywhere with negative thoughts like that, im a firm believer in that if you think about something and imagine it enough it will happen
>>672887371
On it, cunt.
>>672886838
Can I kill and eat you?
I lost 40kg last year (to 70kg from 110), I am also poor. Starve yourself on cheap protein and run a lot. It sucks but also gets the job done. I am also 174cm and its fine, I can date most girls.
>>672886842
Like i'd tell the location.
Knowing this site,you would call the cops there.
>>672887487
imagining flying (not in a plane, more like a bird) never happened.
>fuck off
>>672887572
Fuck off meiwes
>>672883181
Sounds like you are depressed. Are you? You live in a country with some pretty good benefits, so go to the doctor and maybe get some help and/or pills.
Otherwise, get a goddamn gameplan.
Fat = Work out
174cm = not that far into manlet-terretory
no gf = get your other shit straight and oddses are good this will change
Friends left = ... no idea. Are you some sort of bastard? Anyways. Get new friends. See next item:
No activities = even at low money, try to pick up SOMETHING. Did you play a guitarr as a kid? Finland should have some sort of cheap classes right? Sweden has alot of them.
Goddamn nerd? Start roleplaying
etc
Don't be clingy, but try activly to find some ppl to hang with. If it doesnt work out, fine. No harm done. On to the next batch.
Parents are dead = well shit. Sry mate
money is low = maybe get a higher education? Will help with the social bit too.
>>672887677
Nope just trying to find out if you chicken out or actually go through with it.
>>672887801
you can just keep living your unhappy life achieveing nothing while im actually happy with myself and where i are and achieving things and amateur boxing champion in my weight
you just have to think happy thoughts
>>672885183
Loose weight = money?
No. It helps, sure. But cmon. Eat less junk.
You don't need supplements or fancy food.
No gym? Start walking and/or running.
Long walks. 30+ minutes. Pref 1 hour.
Got a job within 10 kilometers? Walk a few times a week.
You dont? Instead of computer/TV after dinner, go for a walk.
>>672887835
I'll pay for a trip to disneyland or a hooker if I can.
Really great suggestions in this thread which oddly make me more depressed. Just the idea that anyone ever got out of a shitty situation like OP or anyone makes me feel like complete trash.
I always hear >You have to want to get better
If someone wanted to get better wouldn't they already be better? How in the fuck does anyone want to get better ever? This is just been life for me. I don't even know what I'd be aiming for.
>>672883181
Because you can live.
>>672883181
No one said you shouldnt. Do it and post pics
>>672883181
If u had the will power to kill yourself u'd use it for improving yr life fag. u know this, dont need b to tell ya
>>672885183
Push ups. Sit ups. Leg raises. Jogging. Stop being a bitch.
>>672888393
After germany lost ww2, there's been no reason to live.
>>672888712
Yes you should kill yourself.
>>672888547
True
Cost zero to go out and run.
>>672888379
If someone wanted to get better wouldn't they already be better?
>Not at all. Depression is pretty debilitating.
Just the idea that anyone ever got out of a shitty situation like OP or anyone makes me feel like complete trash.
>Some people will have, some people won't have. Some people will be pushing 40 after a life of bad luck and self-pity, then make the change. Others will die sad and alone. You just have to fucking start doing it today. Not in a week or end of the month, but literally now.
And it's not even about wanting to get better. It's realising you HAVE to get better, fuck what your depressed brain tells you you want
You are batman...
>>672889538
OP's case sounds like he got stuck in his comfort zone. Depression though is very real.
OP, want to die having wasted your life completely?
>>672885183
>gym
don't need a gym to exercise
>lose weight
free
>get some nice clothes
the only thing that costs money
>>672883181
OP if you don't want to be fat, lose some god damn weight, you won't be so depressed all the time. If your gf is a slack, then drop her and find yourself someone better. If you don't have money, get a god damn job, doesn't matter what job, just get A job. This is the important part, don't spend your fucking money on more shit, this includes food you fat fuck. Spend that money on something important, such as a house, car, education, whatever you Finnies like to do that gets you ahead in life.
>parents are dead
You aren't the only one.
>friends left me
good, then they weren't for you, get new ones.
>don't have any activities
EXERCISE. Once you have money you can get hobbies.
There's no excuse to be a sad sack of shit, get it together OP.
>>672888299
Why aren't you considering this offer? You plan on dying anyway. At least this way you can see Disney and he gets a meal.
You sir have a shitty attitude. Life doesn't get better unless you make it better. Seriously I get depression but get a journal or something and go fucking jog somewhere.
>Tells /b/ to kill myself
We sure believe you m8, i'd say nice b8.
>>672889882
OP doesn't sound clinically depressed. He just sounds like a sad sack of fat shit. Who's too lazy to get himself together.
>>672883668
you must be fun at parties huh?
>>672890296
Thanks.
I guess OP is not only a huge faggot but also gone.
I hope he jumps and lives. So he has an even longer and more painful life.
What a cunt.
>>672885183
walking is free you fucking idiot
>i'm fat
If only weight loss wasn't imagery
>i'm short (174cm)
You're the same height as Robert Downey Jr
>my only gf/f is a bodypillow
Mental illness is at an all-time high
>i don't have any activities
Get some. Start with moving your fat ass
>friends left me
"Friends"
>parents are dead
Good
>money is low (i can use 5€ a day to food)
Low, not "non-existent".
