What kind of girlfriend do you want
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What kind of girlfriend do you want
>>672881169
JUST
>>672881169
a girlfriend like this
>>672881169
A living one.
one that looks like a 12 year old boy and is bisexual and willing to seduce my sister
>>672881169
Her, but into the same stuff I'm into and really smart
The first one to say yes..
>>672881169
my girl niggers
>>672881169
yer mum
I want a honest, polite girl that can stand up for herself. She must have her own goals and values in life. She has to be a seeker of knowledge and there must be mutual respect between us.
Or just one o dem phatass bishs amirite.
One thatll smoke pot and watch cartoons with me.
>>672881169
blonde, big ass, goes to the gym with me
>>672881685
MODS!
>>672881169
>any kind
>>672882805
amen
>>672881169
The one that could easily rape me, but wouldn't.
A 2D
Crispy
>>672881395
my thoughts
>>672882406
well done
Crescent fresh
None. I'd fuck it up again anyways.
>>672883703
in b4 rachel
The sort of that dies lonely and miserably far away from me
>>672881352
10/10
one that's interesting to talk to and holds a hatred for the rest of the world as deep seeded as mine.
one that dont mind workin cause im a total bum
>>672883142
kek dude ..
>>672883703
perf gf tbh fam
None.
Because I keep getting little reminders that I am a worthless nobody.
And soon,
I will be gone.
It'd be a shame for someone to also think they had something worth holding onto, and then watch it fade away.
>>672881169
a real one
One that has died recently and is still lukewarm and not yet in full rigor.
>>672882443
>I want a honest, polite girl that can stand up for herself.
>there must be mutual respect between us.
Kek. Goodluck mate. Women want to be controlled and will resent you if you don't provide that. You're not going to find one that wants "mutual respect" who isn't going to shit all over you constantly and go off to whore herself out.
>>672885316
SHIGGY SHUGGED
someone who's happy to be with me
>>672884472
This
>>672881169
this one
>>672884633
But it's not about holding onto something, it's about holding someone
>>672882406
I know there's more of her anymore have them?
>>672885915
>wanting a frizzy-haired mulatto who probably reblogs BLM shit on tumblr
>>672881169
Let's see:
>despreate
>self-concious
>has no expectations or standards for men
>decent looking
>truthful
>monogamist
>>672881169
anyone under 12 will do
I want a girl who is clean, responsible, fun and loves sex as much as me. Uses me, lets me use her, looks are not really that important to a point.
Someone with a drive to work hard and be successful, and who isn't jealous.
>>672886231
>>672886669
Thy fam smh didn't think I'd see more again, thought it was lost
A real one who likes me.
>>672886669
If you got more feel free to post
>dont have a gf
can never stay in a relationship long. Online dating doesn't work for me. Don't know if I'm ugly but I have to guess I am by the evidence
>>672881169
I would go with that one in OP pic, cause she is totally my type, but I would take that knife from her.
>>672881685
Sauce?
>>672882805
be my bf
>>672881169
Ya a cute psycho might be great, so long as she has more to talk about than how she will kill me if I look at another girl.
>>672886977
this lil angel/devil...
>>672884574
SO EVIL!
One as lonely as i am, so we can stop being lonely together
>>672881535
Traq Soot
One that my wife doesn't know about...
>>672881169
>What kind of girlfriend do you want
-Smart and educated (not a humanist though)
-At least in decent shape physically
-Not a communist or an extreme capitalist
-Not a feminazi or similar
-Nationalistic
-Bonus points for military service
-Doesn't spend all her time on computer, doesn't watch TV, doesn't listen to radio (i.e. doesn't consume spoon-fed entertainment)
-Chaste
-Doesn't do drugs, smoke or drink
-Has at least some interest in music, art and literature
-Same ethnicity as I am
-Likes nature and animals
-Likes cycling with or without motor
So basically a female version of me, I guess.
A fine thing
The kind who will wear latex and sit on my face
>>672881395
do your parents know you're gay?
>>672881169
I dont think such girls exist. even in 2d world. even in my imagination. I am also almost dont interested in sex.
>>672889407
If only we could all just get a female copy of ourselves. That would be the only way to have a perfect gf
13yr old nympho that enjoys pegging.
>>672890176
Except I'm submissive and she would need to be dominant to be perfect
>>672890332
become a switch and you life will be easier
>>672890176
Even if I scrapped half of those requirements, I doubt there would be a woman, who'd come even close.
>>672889846
>I Am almost don't interested in sex
What?
>>672881169
a real one senpai
My ideal girlfriend would be:
Small (under 5'0) and flat chested and attractive. Personality wise I would prefer a girl who is pious, shy and quiet, reverent, loyal as well as intelligent.
A cute, awkward, girl.
>>672881169
wtf is this her?
One that tells me everything and doesn't lie.
>>672884633
at least you have a way out
>>672890966
>under 5'0
even manlets need to be the big spoon, huh?
A fun, warm, chubby girl with a big appetite for kinky and rough sex.
>>672891347
>>672891347
it's ok /b/ro, we know that feel
Aubrey Plaza's character in parks and rec.
>>672891448
Not that anon but I will take a girl as short as I can get her tbh family
I'm 6'1 and my ex was 5'6 I think it's just my weakness
>>672892044
This
>white (could be mixed with native/meso/south american or eastern asian)
>bare minimum height 5'3", pref. 5'6"-5'10"
>doesnt have to be fit, just able to go on jogs and hikes with me
>blue/green/grey/hazel eyes. pretty much just not dark brown
>long/semi-long hair, wavy or curly naturally. dont care if straightened or dyed, as long as it is genetically wavy or curly.
>somewhat normal nips and puss
>somewhat smart and educated, not a lot, just adequately so
>sense of humor
>shares some interests and hobbies with me
>has different world view than me to keep things interesting at all times
>cuddly
>not necessary but preferably maternal in case we have a kid or two
there ya go
>>672892044
>>672892588
Truth dubs.
>>672892156
6'2 here. i dont want to ruin my height genes. if i have sons they best be at least 6 foot fully grown.
>>672881169
Damn that's pretty adorable, I fucking love Madotsuki
>>672883703
i would bet this chick has some serious daddy issues
It might be weird, but this chick from season 1 of Fargo. Extra nice / sweet, smart, brave, she likes weirdo, somehow cute (imo), but not cute enough to be affraid of losing her
>>672885744
She's adorkable.
>>672888602
Touching
Classy, intelligent, and innocent looking, but a semen demon in bed.
>pic related
>>672893309
>>672890666
Satanic trips
Makes me sore
Try to get through the door
Fall down on the floor
E'erybody walk the Dinosaur.
too bad being a jew was illegal at the time
>>672893580
Awh! Do you know her anon?
>>672893580
I like left
>>672881169
It doesn't matter, I stopped caring a long time ago
>>672881481
Exactly my type.
If possible, without a feminine penis or whatever the fuck some guys invented to not look gay anymore...
A girl...
>>672885744
>>672893580
You know, for a fat girl she's actually quite attractive. Ask her out if you know her.
>>672894166
I feel ya /b/ro
>>672893717
Hhnnnnngggg
Those freckles!
I could kiss them one by one everyday!
>>672889846
Its doesnt matter for me if you wanna a girls just for sex or not for sex , if the girls is okay but did you really say , if i understand well , you dont know what kind of girls(or man or whatever) do you want/love ?
>>672889407
What race are you? I'm your female version
>>672894360
Fat femanon here. Nice face, great hair and cuteish style, is that enough?
>>672881169
My heart can only belong to one
>>672894571
Show me. I don't really like to judge, but hey
>inb4 go back to whatever
If you have a kissable face are not a bitch like my ex-wife, then chubby shouldn't even be a problem.
>>672894547
Finn.
>>672894718
>>672881169
one that can roll dubs with me
>>672890176
Nah dude, a female copy of you would get very boring, very quickly.
And everyone changes over time.
Trust me.
>>672894891
I'm shy and I know some btards in real life.
Okay! Thanks anon! Yeah, I'm not obese just fat.
A girl wanting to be submissive and adored by a older guy, who will put her above all others. The sex is kinky, and the dominance irresistible to the male. A girl wanting to be naughty but sweet, just for her daddy :P
Ideal girl would be stronger and taller than most men but less than me. Couldn't go out with a girl taller or stronger than me, it wouldn't feel right
>>672895252
How old are you?
>>672881169
>>672891148
It's Yuno from Mirai Nikki
My ex..
This kind (source yadi.sk/d/rtFkNkVgoebYx )
>>672895384
175
One with a brain of her own.
>>672881169
>Undermeme
JUST FUCKING STOPPPPPPPP
>>672894571
If have a similar figure to >>672885744, then you shouldn't have too much trouble finding a decent guy. She also has a nice face going for her though, so YMMV.
r8?
>>672895219
Well I can tell you the same about me but fuck it. Here I am.
By the way, proof that head shots are not trustworthy. I'm chubby even when I took pic related.
One that is loyal, didn't slut around in high school or university, isn't a feminist, didn't had a bisexual fase.
>>672895652
Yeah I pretty much have the exact same bod as her. I'm not picky about body at all, so at least I'm fair.
>>672895519
I know that feel bro
>>672895606
hahaha does that even exist?
>>672895821
cute except for the cancer on her face and the obvious mongrel dna
5'-5'7 max, im 6'4 and i like them tiny
Cute big eyes
Nice smile
Skinny or a bit chubby with nice tits
Introverted, shy, nice
High sex drive but cuddly after or whenever
Pref red hair or black
Bonuses for gamer or a geek
>>672882805
Stoner gf is the life. 5 years and going without a single problem so far. A weekend for me means all the sex I want and all the love I can resev
>>672894547
>I'm your female version
...and I doubt that.
>>672895821
>>672896208
I love me a lot of freckles.
The more the better !
>>672881169
A real one.
>>672881169
One who doesn't abuse me.
>>672895519
OH FUCK LUIGI
you have given me feels...time for Vodka
>>672895680
You posting a picture is not going to persuade me to.
russian gf from moscow that can speak bit of englisch
>>672881169
>>672896596
Yeah, Russian and Czech girls are hot
every day I wish I could find a chick like this. no joke.
>>672896537
Not what I was aiming for. don't worry.
she must have feet and no dick
>>672883703
She reminds of me of Lady DMC 3
>>672881169
Ideally
>good looking
>smart enough to not fall for stupid shit like SJW, feminism, or religion
>likes nerdy stuff like video games, or at least is okay with me liking it
Thats really it.
>>672881169
dis
>>672896596
dat camel toe
>USER WAS BANNED...
>>672881535
Flaite ql, ven a chile y tendras miles de esas ctm la wea flaite
>>672896736
>>672885744
>>672893580
Huh, a fat chick that's not horrendous to look at. Waifu material.
>>672895821
The nose piercing ruins her for me.
>>672881169
>>672896272
And aids
hahahhahahahahahahahOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOPOLOLOPPPOLPPLLLLLFPFPFPFFPTHTTTTHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>672881169
for all the sad poetry i be writing
>>672895433
Kek
more like, what kind of a person do I want to be
>>672897128
>Implying I don't have all the sets
>Implying mods don't ban for no reason
>>672891129
i dated one of these. Bear with me for a sec. if you are anything like me, you are awkward, socially austistic, you know. so if you ever want a cute gf, you will have to go for a really awkward/desperate cute girl who just doesnt entertain chads for some reason. anyway, i dated one, she was 9/10 literally, but at least as awkard as me, so for two months no one made the first move and she broke up with me because i never even kissed her. so i guess im just gonna give up now
>>672881481
Here ya go.
oh... wait...
>>672894718
>>672894942
>tfw she deleted her channel and hasn't appeared anywhere since
>>672897527
>>672881169
>>672881169
I try to not make expectations towards people whom don't exist in my life. I think it's a terrible trait to have. I also think that having absolutely everything go by the plan is by no means living.
But I DO have a general set of rules to protect my life from becoming miserable.
For example I wouldn't date somebody whom is over 7 years older than me, has children when I have none, has known serious genetic defects, is in financial ruins, is terribly ugly and isn't intelligent enough to compensate for it, whom cannot be an independent adult in a time of need, and finally whom has all life consuming disability.
I don't give a shit how people feel about that. I ain't installing disability ramp to pull or push pussy, no matter how sweet it is.
>>672896775
OK. No worries.
>>672888814
well classy innit m8 sorted job's a good un
>>672889407
Your standards, they are so high you'll need a space shuttle to reach that shit
Not like my ex
>>672881169
The sandwich making kind of girlfriend.
>>672889407
My ex was almost an exact female version of me. Ended up hating her. First year was alright, but she got progressively worse and worse until i just said fuck it and left her ass.
>>672881169
A not insane, faithful one. In other words, none at all.
>>672897619
You understand my pain anon
>>672881169
Exactly how she is, and how wants to be. A beautiful lost mess.
>>672897842
very understandable guidelines
>>672881395
>this
>>672881395
>comedy central logo
What is this from?
>>672886785
can you give me a spoor, please? anything.. first name, i dont know...
>>672898163
I'd say my standards aren't high, just specific. I mean, I'm like that and I don't consider myself to be a "high end man". I don't think it's unreasonable to want a partner, who vaguely likes the same things I like and thinks the same way I think.
>>672898484
1. Do you like yourself?
2. Did she change?
>>672898599
Who is she? Me likey.
Dubs check'd
>>672881169
Silly OP, why would i get a gf when i have this gorgeous being?
>>672887716
found one that ive had for a while.
>>672897586
Hmm.. Now I would say, this is reasonable timed.
>>672899046
Shes a beautiful girl that lives in Australia called Mikaela, she used to do this youtube video reviews about anime, she has a pretty voice, with or without his fake ascent, shes also overwhelmingly smart, open etc. I really dig her kind of attitude.
>>672881169
Easy going. Good sense of humour. Has a brain. Shares some similar interests. Pretty with nice body (for me that means slim). White.
Billie JD Porter is perfection!
My ex. She was shy but extrovert. She liked routine things, but was open to new things. She was the best. And she swallowed. Haha.
Dagny Taggart from atlas shrugged or at least someone with her sense of life
>>672881169
I want her, the girl in op's pic
>>672897546
You sound like me fam. Thing is, in my college classes there seems to be none like this around. I don't know whether to use Okcupid, Tinder, or what.
>>672899017
I can say i like myself. She changed. She used to be so sweet and happy. Then she started having these moments when she would be sad cause her parents and family were being shitty or something i dont know what the fuck. Anyways the reason i left her was because i would be the only one who had to deal with her emotional bullshi. She would shut down and not say anything to me. She would be cold and distant for a while when i would go visit her or she would instantly get moody if i said even the slightest thing she thought was an insult. I was the only one she would get moody around. I never saw her do this to any of her shitty family members. Why the fuck would she get like that around me, the person who she said countless times that "was the only one that loved her" or "who was the only person who made her happy?"
>>672886785
guy i have a lot of pics of this girl but i just want to achieve she
I ain't even joking. I would wreck that.
>>672897586
Might be slightly early...
>>672901216
You'd whip that hair back and forth?
>>672901309
I surely would, I think she's cute af
>>672881169
One that smells good, looks good, and loves me.
>>672899405
>>672901762
I like her ears.
>>672901038
She was like that, because she could show you all of her feelings, so in her mind she didn't hate you. Quite the opposite actually. Most people don't show their true feelings publicly but she trusted you enough to show you everything.
Remember anons opposites attract. Finding a girl that is 100% similar to you won't turn out. Mostly.
A chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
>No older than 18. 16 is preferable (it's legal here) or would definitely move to somewhere where younger is legal for the opportunity.
>Very petite
>Small chest
>Any hair/eye color that is not brown or includes any brown
>Either very pale or a very specific type of tan
>No nasty moles, freckles are good though
>Pussy has to be very light pink - no discoloration at all.
>Pussy also can't be a coinslot type, and can't be asymmetrical or wing-tipped.
>No makeup
>No ass-zits
>No weird ass discolored patches anywhere on her body
>Has to have nice thighs/hips. Firm with no cellulite or fat, and slightly thick.
>Rest of her body must be slender (without being bony) and fit
>No kinks
>No bullshit PC/SJW/Feminazi/religious bullshit
>Must be anti-drama, low-key, and zero/low maintenance
>Must be fairly quiet in general
>Won't drag me into any of her friend's or family's bullshit. Better yet, just won't mention it to me.
>Doesn't need to constantly be fucking talking.
>No emotional/social neediness
>No drugs, alcohol, or smoking
>No desire to have children
>No "party girl" mentality bullshit
>Feels fine doing her own thing
>Moderately high libido, but faithful, and doesn't ruin herself with toys or other stupid bullshit
>Intelligent/bookish
>Doesn't do any of the rest of the asinine, stupid shit most girls/women do that serves no fucking purpose
So in essence, I need the fucking matrix to happen, with programmable NPC fucktoys. Funny thing is, I've actually had a few girls that met most of those standards, so I know at least one perfect one must exist.
this kind. And it's not about fetishes, I think this is the only type of women that could understand me.
Getting closer ;-)
>>672881169
Synced emotionally.
>>672902345
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
>>672902497
problems about pics?
>>672902662
they were delicious?
>>672897774
High class steampunk girl
>>672881169
Well, girlfriend who doesn't scream: "rape, rape, help me!" when I try to have sex with her would be nice.
>>672902758
I have chosen the correct one if you mean that.
>>672895465
wrong in so many levels
>>672895433
my kind of woman alright
>>672900130
Daria
>>672902816
No, what her head would look like on a stick.
Did you know Ted Bundy first dog was a collie, named Lassie? Hahaha.
>>672900566
Too old
>>672886934
This.
A girl that could hug Me.
>>672902915
>High class
>steampunk
Pick one.
hi madotsuki
>>672881395
>girl
>"I have a penis..."
choose one
Paladin, maybe cleric, i need a healer
>>672903043
i don't understand. please give me a try
one that's basically me but with tits and a vagina
>>672881169
Cute, Loyal, Horny, Nerdy, Likes comics, anime, video games, (and cars would be a bonus) that's all.
Pic related would be great.
>>672881169
The kind I don't have to do stuff for, or listen to or say stuff to or look at or think about pretty much ever. So, basically the type of girlfriend I have now. Which is to say, none.
She's literally perfect in every way.
>>672885915
I want
>>672903754
I feel like I really don't belong to this world sometimes. Time to go to psychologist until I stop notice that.
>>672881169
>tfw I have that same knife toy
>>672881169
My ex
>>672897586
too soon, anon, too soon...
>>672904456
kill yourself
The thick type with w good handfull of tits a good pussy and dark humor
>>672904456
Same here..
>>672886276
wat?
>>672904456
Join the club
>>672904773
so my girlfriend then
>>672904456
I think we're all into your ex.
>>672905057
One time I listened to alkaline trio and it was good
>>672881169
Mine is kind of like your photo. Looks a bit underdeveloped, quiet and reserved, muted sense of style, personality ranges from flatline to demure, a bit boring, childish but in a good girl way rather than a tantrum way, and the best thing about her: submissive to the max once I made an effort to conquer her. And she loves me which is something you need to have too.
Pic my ideal but is a model
my recent ex gf cheated on me when I was in a hospital taking chemo for non terminal but still messy cancer
I tried to forgive her but too much passive aggressive shit made me tired of playing the good guy & ungrateful slut she suddenly became or chose to be
she was my dream girl, we had fun and tough shit we struggled through got us even closer before she snapped and fed me with "dunno what I really want" bs
how can I date again if every good moment will remind me of her and I would compare the shit of new gf who does not deserve to be treated like this?
>>672904421
I feel this way sometimes indeed.You will need a psychologist when you start thinking that you're normal and the world's way is
normal. Sometimes we just need to feeling right like truth
>>672906211
There is no "became" about it. Sucking multiple dicks at once is generally a choice, regardless of gender
>>672906106
Trio is a solid band. Been a fan since like 2004. It's definitely one of those nostalgic bands that I listened to a lot, but didn't relate to until I grew up
the kind I could have sex with
I want my girlfriend just like my dreams. Abused, fucked and dead in the corner.
>>672906458
I'll keep that in mind, thanks.
I like my girlfriends like I like my coffee: with my dick in it
>>672906800
But Vaginers are gooey and wet. You dont want your pee pee to be warmly hugged while causing immense pleasure. Thats gay.
>>672906458
the true true
A cute introvert who likes to spend most of her time at home with her bf.
>>672907083
hope you feel so much better. and sorry for the pseudo psychologist advices
slender, shy, with squeezable breasts and with girly hobbies like knitting and cooking
Overly attached, likes to get drunk and suck my dick/have sex in weird/inappropriate places.
>>672908386
THIS
>>672881169
she is a qt < 3
>>672881169
>>672904456
oh god get over it you fag
No kidding.
>>672881352
who is this literal 10
>>672909176
thats gay
Can't you niggers just get a cute girlfriend? Ffs all I want is a cute/sexy gf that's into the same shit as I.
>pic related
A simple girl, who would see me as the only man that can please her sexually, also not fat
>>672900349
Aw, that's so sweet. Thanks anon
>>672898947
Inside Amy schumer. That's why you see that post of her and bailey on here all the time asking which you'd choose to fuck, she interviewed her on her show.
>>672909721
Me too <3
>>672898947
Amy Schumer's show
>>672895177
yes
This is actually just my gf, so this.
>>672889752
Its not gay if I like traps
>>672909721
She has a boyfriend?
>>672899119
OP said GIRLFRIEND
this one's hot
>>672881169
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>672909721
>>672909612
Had plenty of cute and sexy that's into the same shit as I am... boring as fuck. Crazy, overly attached, 6-8/10 are the best. Cute and sexy will never sneak behind some bushes in public to suck your dick.
This one
>>672902358
So basically you're a pedophile in disguise waiting for a poor innocent girl to cross your way, right?
>>672903205
Haha. She was the furthest thing from Daria.
>>672896970
aasjksaasjdka
>>672892714
wow. i have no words.
>>672886276
Literally my waifu if she can cook and likes anal
>>672909176
That bitch looks so fucking stupid it makes me wanna puke
just fuck my life up
>>672911648
>>672911444
6/10 wanna be alternative normie, if you haven't found one of these yet.. then, well, you must be a pretty huge failure.
>>672911095
Bullshit. Any girl would suck your dick behind bushes if you push their buttons right.
>>672889407
>Doesn't spend all her time on computer
>Basically like me
Choose one fgt
>>672911871
>>672911095
He's right you know
>>672911965
I'll choose both. Also, not a faggot.
>>672911805
I don't know. I dated her for 5 years. She was far from a normie. We were artists and musicians. We played video games and liked cats. We skated and did a ton of shit. Man, she was perfect.
>>672896736
Mmm those eyes
>>672911871
Have you even been with a woman?
>>672912043
Who is right?
>>672894462
Shouldn't you be somewhere being friend-zoned?
