"That'll be $19.95, plus tip."
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"That'll be $19.95, plus tip."
Do I have to pay you or can I just fuck you and call it a day?
and my drink?
At least X did deliver to you...
THATLL BE YOUR SOUL, PLUS COCK TIP
>>672876983
>>672876983
Yea... But... Where is my soda?
here ya go kindola, have a few shekels on me.
>>672876353
$19.96 it is
>>672877173
NO SODA JUST MILK AND ANGER
>>672877686
Well... Fuk-yu-son
>>672876353
Here's a $20, keep the change.
am i the only one that tips delivery people? my total normally comes to about $28 and i tip 12 to make it an even 40
>>672876353
I don't even have dollars and why are you speaking english?
>>672878012
IM UNSTOPPABLE HUMAN DRINK MY MILK
FEEL MY ANGER RAGE INSIDE OF YOUR CUNT
>>672876353
hi pizza guy!
here's $25, keep the change
have a great day pizza guy, come again!
>>672878766
kekd
>>672876353
Give me my fucking pizza and you can suck the tip of my dick.
>>672878850
/thread
/meme for all time
"Here's $20, keep the change"
>>672878766
topkek
>>672876353
Tip?
i paid delivery costs i'm not paying twice kid
>takes my pizza and gives you $19.95 exactly
>closes door slowly looking at you
>enjoys my pizza
>>672876353
>>672876983
>>672877686
>>672878766
Im dying right now.
>>672876353
How can i eat my Pizza without my Drink!? You forgot my Drink!
>>672879487
this every time
>>672876353
"GIB MUNNY."
Am I the only one that NEVER tips?
>>672876353
You want me to give you MORE money, you fucking twat?!
WORK HARDER.
>>672880375
nice tumblr gif faggot
>>672876353
Here's a 20, keep the change
>>672876353
>"That'll be $19.95, plus tip."
$19.95?
What kind of price is $14.95?
$8.95 for a pizza plus tip?!
What a ripoff.
>>672879573
I HAVE RAGE MILK FOR ALL OF YOU DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
>>672880495
oh anon...
>>672876353
who do I fill the check out to?
>>672876353
>tip
I always pay with a credit/debit card...
I already tipped you when I paid the 3.00 delivery charge. Fuck off
>>672878766
well ... I have no choice but to fight
Come here demon !!! I swear to God today will defeat you and will rescue the thousands of children who have profaned
and then I'll eat pizza or lose my ass trying
>>672877444
What's a kindola? I'm a Jew and I have no idea.
>>672881313
2/10 horrible writing skills/grasp on the english language.
>>672876353
I don't tip
>>672876353
> here's a 20.00. Tip, get a real job and give me my nickel. It's not that I need it. I just don't want you to have it.
that'll be some chicken nuggets and a few bikes, sir
>>672876353
>Here's the tip, enjoy
>>672882632
That was way more than the tip. I'll need to give some back.
>>672882632
That straight boy broke
>>672881612
YOU DEFEATED
>>672882766
I decide how much to tip, you should be grateful for all that you get
keep the change
>>672876353
[hands over $26], says "have a good night, anon", [go back inside to enjoy pizza and enjoy being white]
here's my tip
>>672876353
>gives a 20
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittt nigga gimme dat pizza
>>672883714
Sauce?
I give like $2.50 more if its around that price. Idk if I'm a tipping jew but idc cause I have curly hair and an above average nose
Here ya go, big tip. Don't forget my sodie pops. Papa bless.
>>672880046
Topses
Thats how im going to greet my customers from now on
>>672880046
Got a 30 dollar tip the other day. People are generous sometimes. Other times you get gipped. Game of averages.
Low tippers get pink eye in their pizza tho for next time
