That'll be $19.95, plus tip.

Do I have to pay you or can I just fuck you and call it a day?

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and my drink?

At least X did deliver to you...

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THATLL BE YOUR SOUL, PLUS COCK TIP

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>>672876983

>>672876983
Yea... But... Where is my soda?

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here ya go kindola, have a few shekels on me.

>>672876353
$19.96 it is

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>>672877173
NO SODA JUST MILK AND ANGER

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>>672877686
Well... Fuk-yu-son

>>672876353
Here's a $20, keep the change.

am i the only one that tips delivery people? my total normally comes to about $28 and i tip 12 to make it an even 40

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>>672876353
I don't even have dollars and why are you speaking english?

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>>672878012
IM UNSTOPPABLE HUMAN DRINK MY MILK
FEEL MY ANGER RAGE INSIDE OF YOUR CUNT

>>672876353


hi pizza guy!

here's $25, keep the change

have a great day pizza guy, come again!

>>672878766
kekd

>>672876353
Give me my fucking pizza and you can suck the tip of my dick.

>>672878850
/thread
/meme for all time

"Here's $20, keep the change"

>>672878766
topkek

>>672876353
Tip?
i paid delivery costs i'm not paying twice kid
>takes my pizza and gives you $19.95 exactly
>closes door slowly looking at you
>enjoys my pizza

>>672876353
>>672876983
>>672877686
>>672878766
Im dying right now.

>>672876353
How can i eat my Pizza without my Drink!? You forgot my Drink!

>>672879573
>>672877686

>>672879487
this every time

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>>672876353

"GIB MUNNY."

Am I the only one that NEVER tips?

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>>672876353
You want me to give you MORE money, you fucking twat?!
WORK HARDER.

>>672880375
nice tumblr gif faggot

>>672876353
Here's a 20, keep the change

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>>672876353
>"That'll be $19.95, plus tip."

$19.95?
What kind of price is $14.95?
$8.95 for a pizza plus tip?!
What a ripoff.

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>>672879573
I HAVE RAGE MILK FOR ALL OF YOU DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK

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>>672880495
oh anon...

>>672876353
who do I fill the check out to?

>>672876353
>tip

I always pay with a credit/debit card...

I already tipped you when I paid the 3.00 delivery charge. Fuck off

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>>672878766
well ... I have no choice but to fight

Come here demon !!! I swear to God today will defeat you and will rescue the thousands of children who have profaned

and then I'll eat pizza or lose my ass trying

>>672877444
What's a kindola? I'm a Jew and I have no idea.

>>672881313
2/10 horrible writing skills/grasp on the english language.

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>>672876353

I don't tip

>>672876353
> here's a 20.00. Tip, get a real job and give me my nickel. It's not that I need it. I just don't want you to have it.

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that'll be some chicken nuggets and a few bikes, sir

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>>672876353
>Here's the tip, enjoy

>>672882632
That was way more than the tip. I'll need to give some back.

>>672882632
That straight boy broke

>>672881612
YOU DEFEATED

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>>672882766
I decide how much to tip, you should be grateful for all that you get

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keep the change

>>672876353

[hands over $26], says "have a good night, anon", [go back inside to enjoy pizza and enjoy being white]

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here's my tip

>>672876353
>gives a 20
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittt nigga gimme dat pizza

>>672883714
Sauce?

I give like $2.50 more if its around that price. Idk if I'm a tipping jew but idc cause I have curly hair and an above average nose

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Here ya go, big tip. Don't forget my sodie pops. Papa bless.

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>>672880046
Topses
Thats how im going to greet my customers from now on

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>>672880046

Got a 30 dollar tip the other day. People are generous sometimes. Other times you get gipped. Game of averages.

Low tippers get pink eye in their pizza tho for next time