Roast me you fucking faggots.
I dare you.
>inb4 nigger
Try to be creative, I probably make more than all you faggots combined and get more pussy.
>>672872448
op did this man fuck your crush?
>>672872448
I like your hat.
Nice finger nerd
>>672872448
72 virgins doesn't count as pussy
>>672872448
>Photo on 3-8-16 at 12.31 PM.jpg
Cant even fake a filename, retardness is real OP.
>>672872528
>mfw i am op and I fuck all my crushes
>>672872772
im sure you get lots of pussy at the garment factory
You have a nice smile. :)
>>672872722
whats the point of rewriting the filename?
>>672872772
>neckbeard
>>672872881
>garment factory
Seriously this is the best you guys can do?
holy shit /b/ this is really sad...
>>672873200
cardboard box factory then
>>672873318
Honestly, there isn't much to roast you with; you're already pretty charred
He looks like the kinda delivery man that gets annoyed at the customer for not tipping but then goes back to work and cry about it in the toilets
Typical packie with a huge nose
>>672873667
Ain't that the truth. No matter what you make or how much boy pussy you kill, you are still not white.
>>672873667
/thread
>>672873493
>>672872448
>>672872772
>>672873200
>>672873318
Not sure if you are aware OP, but there is a nigger in front of your camera
Bet his father came to america with great expectations but instead he works at a shitty pizza place
>>672873853
>being this susceptible
>>672873667
>>672873926
>>672874211
>being this blubber fish
get to work nigger
Looks like this cunt
holy shit you guys are fucking boring.
>>672874971
go do some work you lazy noneck cunt
>>672874661
>>672875141
tfw you run your own uhual and adults who still live at home with their parents want to tell you to get to work.
>>672874971
Is that scar on your hand where your dad used to put out his cigarettes? Oh wait...
>>672872448
Taco nigger, go to reddit.
Bringing them in the country trapped in the back of a uhaul now? I thought slaves came over in boats? You gonna b a good little cotton picker?
>>672875570
Show me receipts for all that stolen merchandise behind you tyrone
>>672872448
Nigger
>>672872448
hello, OP!
welcome to 4chan, we're not faggots, here we're all friends.
you seem like a cool guy, so if you're nice i will love you like a brother
but
if you're an antisocial monkey i will remember you face
and murder you during the upcoming great white uprising
>>672875974
Looks like he just needs to be antisocial now
>>672872448
>and get more pussy
Easy to do when you can get pussy just by putting your hand down your pants...
Also you look like that Tyrone Martin nigger.
>>672875570
the only thing you run is away from a store after you rob it
>>672872448
Cut this guy some slack, he can't even afford a seperate store room to his office.
damn /b/ you really dissapoint me.
All you can think of are jokes about niggers?
Where is the creativity?
I mean this one is pretty good
>>672873667
But holy shit you cant come up with anything else?
Fucking disgraceful, you should all go kill yourselves.
>>672876360
Stop wearing see-through pants bro
>>672876360
>expecting anything from /b/
Spoken like a true nigger
>>672872448
The zoo called; it wants it's camel back.
You likely don't make more than me. Unless by make more you mean gay sex.
Why are you hoarding all of those jeans? What, are you from Jordan?
>>672876360
You look like a fat retard who tries to cover it up with big sweatshirts.
Your idea of success is running a uhaul store. If my life honestly came down to run uhaul store or NEET, the choice is obvious. You have to deal with niggers all day.
Solution: run pipe from uhaul truck exhaust to back of truck. Start ignition and get in.
>>672872448
you don't even look black, you look Muslim.
first off fagg to the thousandth degree your nose looks like a tucan beak and your finger looks like an inverted penis are those bombs or frozen chicken strips i cant tell .
>>672877151
muslim isn't an ethnicity you stupid nigger
>>672876988
I also run an event organizing company.
I make on average over $100,000 a year.
What do you do?
>>672872448
>nigger
don't flatter yourself abu
>>672877151
>>672877575
>>672877824
>Detroit
Did you know this gal?
>>672877824
There'll be 'Detroit Pistons' going straight up your next time you're thrown in for stealing another God damn bike, Tyrone
>>672877647
not be a nigger
>>672877647
Mmmm BS
>>672876360
Why are you convinced niggers deserve any more time given to them?
>>672877647
Original responder here, I'm a chemist, make 70k/yr..wife is in healthcare makes 115k/year...late 20s...we do fine
I've had shitty dead end jobs that don't challenge me...would rather have a challenge and not just try to get niggers to buy moving supplies and accessories
>>672872448
>I probably make more than all you faggots combined and get more pussy.
>probably
Keep fucking dreaming, nigger.
Great work exposing the kind of inbred idiots on here, OP. Only insecure cucks can hate on someone for having a fucking life.
>>672879110
almost 100% of business comes from truck rentals.
The supplies are there for show.
Last year I made a little over $100,000 and the year before that I think it was somewhere aorund $90,000.
I'm only 23 years old and I plan to open another uhual and continue to grow my businesses.
>mfw im not even using my degree
>audio engineering
>>672879795
You're Indian aren't you?
>>672879110
>Adds wife's salary to personal earnings
>Thinks he is a real man
>Some talk about serving niggers
Let's see you be a man first, you walking pussy.
>>672872448
Look, kid, I aint gonna lie to you. I saw all the pictures you posted here, and all I can say is that I pity you. Attempting to prove something to yourself on /b/
rethink your actions and do yourself (and us) a favor and stop pretending to be something more than us, which you most certainly arent.
>>672872448
stop stealing facebook pictures you autist faggot.
>>672880028
indian, muslim, puerto rican, black.
I get all those but no one will ever discover my true identity.
>>672880479
Us? Who the fuck are you, faggot?
Adding 'kid' doesn't make you a fucking adult or spokesperson, nigger.
>>672872448
>Nigger claiming he fucks all da wimminz
You all look and smell like shit, and the only ass you get are skags. Enjoy being shot by cops on your way out "gangsta."
>>672872448
>>672880542
Kanake/10
>>672880542
Spiderman?
>fucking kek, you nigger!
>>672880748
Awww is u hurt by non-white success and gettin all yo weminzz?
>>672872448
Pretty sure you're already roasted you black piece of shit.
>>672880542
faggot, cause those are a nice set of soft cocksucking lips
>>672879795
>im actually a mover/packer
>i make 12/hr
there i fixed that for you faggot.
>>672880542
have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like
>>672872448
Guess you either work in a Market stall selling Phone cases or a stall selling bedsheets, speaking of which who invited you into their stockroom?
>>672880542
You look like that guy that hangs out at the local mall and hands out free copies of his mixtape to hit on 16 year old girls with braces.
>>672880542
indian, muslim, puerto rican, black.
I get all those but no one will ever discover my true identity
Cunt. There, I discovered what you are
>>672880688
Considering my age, and his alleged age, he is far younger than me.
Your brain,however, cannot comprehend this scenario and therefore you imeddiately started thinking about the only things you know, including but not limited to faggots and niggers.
>>672872448
That all the shit you stole in the background?
>>672879795
So please enlighten me as to how you bought a uhaul franchise at 23. Affirmative action doesn't do go that far.
Renting trucks to niggers is the same as selling them moving accessories. Is renting trucks a satisfying feeling to you? Maybe it is. Not for people whose skills go beyond addition and subtraction.
yo op
>>>/soc/
>>672880542
>indian, muslim, puerto rican, black.
I get all those but no one will ever discover my true identity.
Hes half nigger, half bear, half pig.
>>672879795
works as a retail clerk, tries to pretend he owns shit, typical nigger.
>>672876360
You must really be retarded if you came hére for creativity. Slinging racks of clothes, wearing his boring ass solid grey merchandise. You own a uhaul company, not exactly wall street there buddy, don't brag so hard. Bet you get ALOT of pussy oñce you spread the fat apart.
>>672880383
>sharing your wife's salary makes you not a real man
>giving up certain things ito stay with hot, intelligent woman makes you not a man
>decent chance I'll be able to be a stay at home dad some day while wife works up to 180k/yr
Faggot.
>>672881800
>Hes half nigger, half bear, half pig
mystery solved, thread over.
>>672872448
Your hat is fucking stupid and childish.
You have a chubby face, holy fuck a giant disgusting nose, and your eyes are misaligned.
>>672872448
You're well done already
>>672872448
Shouldn't you work in cotton field somewhere in Alabama or Mississippi ?
is that all you can do show a middle finger.
Wow
You are working ahahaha you are total disgrace to all Tyrone's out there.
Tunisian sandnigger detected
>>672872448
Not doing too bad OP, just shave your neck and youll be alright.
Faggot op must be busy checking in some poor nigger who wants to rent a truck
>>672882319
underrated post
>>672881350
topkek!
>>672874971
I have a great idea, take your stupid fuckin boring ass out of here then.
>>672872448
Nigga, you so broke you cant even afford a hoodie with a string in it.
>>672872448
>>672881615
I was working here for my neighbor who has owned the place for 20 years.
She got old and because we were so close I was the first she asked to buy the joint.
And like I said i have a bachelors in Audio engineering. I could do much more but the money is good here and I can't complain.
I love my life.
>>672882781
So you inherited a uhaul from your neighbor
That's the blackest thing I've ever heard
>>672882781
What are you doing on /b/ then? Faggot!
>>672882781
>makes "$100,000" a year
>takes selfies in a storage room
Yeaaahhhh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Has this coon even posted a timestamp? Cmon /b/
>>672881870
Seriously. Uhaul store managers wear something of a uniform, a Polo shirt with logo.
The dipshit kids that work in the back moving trucks around wear and cleaning shit out of trucks wear....hooded sweatshirts.
Which one do you think this stupid mud person is?
>>672875570
Bro your nose is fucking huge and wide and points downwards like a troll, your mouth is small for a nigger and looks out of proportion, you have a weak chin and jaw, your face is fat and it looks like you have tits, you dress like 14 yr old with that shit-tier blue hat, your facial hair looks like you glued a few pubes to your face, you have the brow ridge of a neanderthal.
Gtfo of here faggot, nobody cares about your gay t-shirt "business".
>>672872448
you shouldn't take pictures of your self stealing things nigger
>>672880542
You are part Hispanic, no?
Also, do you believe in that 'we were kings and shit' stuff?
>>672879795
I earn more. Also Im not fat.
>>672877647
"company"
>>672872448
Your hat isn't even on your head. It's on that tumor that makes you make a post like this on 4chan.
Big ass nose,
Disgusting man boobs
Tiny baby hands and fingers
Which could also mean baby dick
>>672877647
cool event bro
>>672872448
You look like DJ Khaled after he hit up some weight watchers meeting, shaved, and then lost all his money.
Does it suck to move rich peoples furniture when they won't stop staring at you because they are concerned you are going to steal it?
You should UHaul your ass out of that backroom before you are fired.
The Detroit Pistons called and they said that they were already embarrassed enough by being a shit team, they don't need to be associated with your stupid shit.
>>672872448
nigger get out of logans face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>672882972
boredom
>>672883137
seems like you failed to read that im also an event organizer.
Its called being an entrepreneur and creating your own destiny. Making $100,000 in a year is not hard if you have a little thing called drive...
>>672883150
here you go, I also drew a little picture of /b/
>>672872448
OP YOU HAVE FUCKING MAN TITS WITH SOME BIG ASS NIPPLES LOLOLOL
>>672883275
Sorry truck hire business, sounds fun
>>672876360
Is this the position you assume when your boss shows up to fire your black ass for insubordination . Stick your tongue out further next time faggot. You might get an actual raise, nigger
>>672883844
that little dick is right on your mouth. I'd assume that youd be less comfortable with this unless it happens frequently.
>>672883844
let me repeat and yeah i didnt read anything
>take selfies in storage room
>surrounded by boxes and shipping blankets
>makes 100,000/yeah
yeah, no. its probably your dads business or something and you snuck off in the back and are now posting on 4chan.
faggot get back to work. post w2 with timestamp. lulz if you even know what a w2 is.
>>672884040
OP makes $100k a year selling his own breastmilk
>>672880542
You're a fucking Flip aren't you? Filthy fuckin Filipinos. You're probably the bastard of some whore I fucked back in the day. I'm not paying child support, so fuck off you god damned shit spawn.
I don't got anything. You are just fucking ugly, and you call us boring but you took a selfie in a fucking storage unit with a grey hoodie. Like, you are one of the least interesting people I've seen on camera, and none of has anything on you because we'll forget about you 5 minutes after this thread is pruned.
Where's the Polo logo on your sweater??
>OP is poorfag
>>672872448
>>672879795
Wtf is autio engineering?
>>672876657
underrated
>>672876360
>claims to make more money than all of us
>works at U-Haul
you probably make like $10 an hour you faggot.
>>672873318
timestamp and anal cavity or gtfo
>>672884040
Making 100,000 a year but you come into work wearing a 5 dollar hoody?
>>672885562
not all richfags wear nice clothes.
op is probably saving his money rather than spending it on useless bullshit.
>>672872448
Nice towel collection.
How much do you get paid as a towel boy?
Also do the fat older men tip better than the younger ones?
>>672884863
Kill yourself...
>>672885749
He is 20 apparently and stupid enough to post "his business" on /b/ you think anyone that smart would act this dumb?
>>672872448
Back to your habitat, nignog!
Goats dont count as pussy faggot
>>672885749
OP needs to invest in some bras so his tits aren't hanging out so much.
Come on OP. Let's see em.
>>672886201
Dude why hate on goats?
Some of my best friends are goats.
>>672872448
you look more like a nig nog/sand nigger hybrid spawn
also, you don't, and will never make more than me, faggot
>>672872448
You're black so you will not have a good life like the rest of us and have higher blood pressure.
Fucking burned cunt
>>672872448
You worthless bag of filth
You vulgar little maggot.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a booger. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Sheep won't have sex with you––only trash such as yourself.
>>672872448
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.
>>672872448
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left.
>>672872448
Yeah, pull those fat ass titties out, OP, you sad nigger
