OK /b/ >what was it >exactly how fucked are you >inb4
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OK /b/
>what was it
>exactly how fucked are you
>inb4 pussy, dick, your mom etc.
>inb4 a dick in your mom's pussy
Bonus points for pics of the meal.
KALE MOTHER FUCKER
>>672864855
cordon bleu
not bad
Denny's style skillet cooked by a friend
I guess I'm having heart burn and cholesterol problems for the rest of my life
>>672864855
Totino's Pizza Rolls - Pepperoni
I'm ok with this
>>672864855
psilocybin mushrooms..pls no
>>672864855
Steak and Bacon burger. I may die early but it will be a happy life ;)
>>672864855
lasagna motherfucker eat shit
>>672864855
Fuck yes, tacos from my favorite place.
I'm gonna die of a heart attack, a happy man.
>>672864855
Mini Chicago town pepperoni pizza & relentless energy drink (it was my cheat day)
Cereal
REGRET NOTHING
>>672864855
Olives.
I can live with this, I love olives.
>>672865195
oh my god that sounds awful lol.
Baconator here. can i still take vitamins?
>>672864855
Twix. I would be fucked
Cheez Nips, Beef Jerky and Oj
>>672864855
Banana, blueberry and spinich smoothie.
>>672866133
fat too
MAMA Ramen with poached egg, sriracha. So I'm not completely fucked...
Fruit Salad
Pros: at least it's kinda health
Cons: I'm a fucking vegan now so I guess I gotta kill myself
Hash Brownies
>Chicken Tendies
Jokes on you faggots
>>672866367
Just only use fruit that's had bonemeal used for fertiliser. Not vegan anymore, you're saved.
Fiber one cookie that I bought on clearance.... Shit
>>672864855
Medium steak with asparagus and pumkin soup. All made by me.
>oh boy was it good
fish vegetables and a few potatos, i guess i win
>>672864855
A mom in your dick's pussy
>>672866525
shit is exactly what you willbe doing constantly with that diet kek
>>672864855
schogetten white chocolate. diabetes incoming ...
>>672864855
>Bonus points for pics of the meal.
But I ate it, how the fuck do I take a pic, or do you want a pic of my shit?
>>672864855
Fuckin normie shit
>>672864855
>black bean, kale, chorizo soup with lime, avocado, cilantro, green onions as garnish and fresh tortillas
>healthy and fucking delicious, so I am more than okay with this
not bad at all.
>>672864855
looks like vomit.
Chicago style hot dog. Win.
>>672864855
Fucking Swedish Chocolate balls. I DIDN'T EVEN ENJOY THEM THE FIRST TIME
>>672864855
Chicken fajitas. Feels good man.
>>672866733
You don't need to list every ingredient, makes you sound insecure.
BBQ lays chips and sour cream... im fucked
>>672864855
A fucking jar of nutella.
>>672864855
Fried potatoes.
I'm of Irish decent so I don't really have a problem with this. Although I probably wouldn't live very long.
Strawberries I believe. Either that or corn pops cereal with vanilla almond milk. I can't remember which one I finished last. Both are good, but not the most substantial thing.
I had a Chicken burrito with pinto/black beans, queso, shredded cheese, a little lettuce and rice from moes for their moe monday special. its a restaurant like chipotle.
>>672866811
insecure? are you fucking kidding me?
and i didn't list every ingredient at all.
Icecream.
>>672864855
if beverages count, then coffee
if not, then chips and salsa
either way I guess I can look forward to an ulcer in about 2 weeks
>>672864855
Rice chicken and beans
A dick!
>my first experience
>no homo
wonder bread loafs with margarin,
fml
boar and schnitzel. Nice
>>672866367
>I'm a fucking vegan now
you're already playing the role perfectly by announcing it to everybody
>>672864855
amphetamines and toilet paper
atleast I wont die hungry
>>672866929
>look at me trying to make my soup sound super sophisticated and hard to make
Dude you had soup, calm down.
Just had half a package of strawberries...I guess that's ok.
>>672864855
Morning Star fake chicken patties on onion buns with buffalo sauce. I eat this for nearly every meal anyway- 2/3 meals a day for about 8 months.
>>672867112
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>672864855
a pussy in my mom's dick
>>672864855
2 slices of "Grandma's" pizza, with a seltzer and an oatmeal raisin cookie.
>I'm ok with this
Ur mom ?
A Honey Cured ham sandwich with Flax bread, swiss cheese, and one slice spread evenly with mayonnaise. I won't live long.
Half a cup of whole oats with 2 scoops of protein powder with ground up Chia seed flax seeds and almonds a 3 egg omelet with spinach and a spinach avacado and mixed fruit smoothie.
>inb4 granola
Pic related.
They're good but probably not something I'd want to live off of. I'm making pasta with tomato sauce right now so I would have preferred to see this topic in about 10 minutes.
Chicken and cheese tamale
It would get boring but it has all the nutrition you need
>>672867289
Chill man, I'm sure it was great soup, but you're really pushing to try and make it sound amazing. Chorizo avocado and bean soup sounds fine enough on its own, talking about green onions as garnish just makes you look a bit desperate to make it out as haute cuisine.
Panettone bread French toast with fresh oranges.
>Pic very related, as in I made it.
YOO
>>672866666
>>672864879
Why would you willingly eat kale?
It is disgusting and has next to no nutrition
Ffs must types of lettuce are better for you
>>672864855
Raspberry yoghurt.
I'm gonna get sick of that fast.
I have to eat twix bars for the rest of my life.
I hate you!
>>672867685
i can't even believe how fucking retarded you are. but okay.
>>672864855
Granola (w/ almonds and walnuts) and some banana yogurt.
Meh, it could be worse.
>>672867969
that looks fucking delicious
>>672864855
I guess I'm eating a alaskan fish with sides of potatoes for the rest of my life.
Could have been worse. I like the dish, but it's not my favorite in the genre of fish that I cook.
Nutrition wise it's decent.
>>672867813
Why the bat-thing?
>>672865001
very tasty cheese (frenchfag here).
i'm okay with that
>>672868051
what the fuck is an alaskan fish?
>>672864855
>ground beef homemade burger
>guacamole dressing
>goat cheese
>roasted onions
Wild Alaska Salmon with no salt or pepper or marinade.
Fuck me.
>>672868049
That's a stock photo, just imagine that just in a small ceramic bowl. Pretty much the same thing.
Grilled cheese and tortilla soup
Could be worse
Dehydrated banana
Could be worse I suppose.
>>672864855
Pizza with double cheese and double bacon.
I'm cool with that.
>>672868127
pollock I guss?
>>672864855
beef cheddar and lettice sandwich. Pretty balanced tbh
>>672868055
Because I can.
>>672865195
haha, fuck. I I ate one of those bacon wrapped deep dishes from Little Ceasars so I'll probably die of a heart attack before 30.
Fried liver with gilo, rice and beans.
>>672864855
Grilled chicken and asparagus, suck my dick faggots
steak and a pull pork sandwich. best food combination of food ever
Kung pow, so much Sriracha, my ass is gonna burn for eternity.
>>672868344
>Pizza with double cheese and double bacon.
>I'm cool with that.
Your heart, on the other hand...
Was curious what my cum taste like and well... That was the last thing I ate gg
>My own cum
Does... does that count?
I don't think it's sustainable.
A really shitty breakfast pizza I thought I would try.
>>672864855
Oven roasted vegetables (onion broccoli carrots celery) and a baked potato
sausage and peppers
fuck yea
Codeine
lol rip
>>672864855
nacho's
>>672867739
That looks and sounds awesome.
>gg anon
>>672864855
rice chicken soup.
Fluoxetine (Prozac)
I'll die happy I guess?
![$_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dHDAjb8.jpg "$_1[1].jpg")
Cheap Japanese Dagashi. I feel sick already
7 deviled eggs.
Please just kill me now, that is going to get old by my 3rd meal. I'll have to gag that shit down just to try and sustain my sorry life.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."
Premade Spaghetti Bolognese, I guess that's OK
>>672864855
Stuffed pork loin. That shit is so fucking good but after the forth day I would probably begin to hate it with a passion.
Quest bar, cookies and cream.
Good as fuck.
Gonna be shredded
>>672868743
Don't worry. You'll be provided with a lifetime supply of jarred and nutrient-enriched jizz packed with all the vitamins and minerals required for a long life of eating nothing but spunk.
banana muffin and some shortbread. Not the worst but I don't really want to be a vegetarian...
>>672869597
I... I don't know if I'm really upset by this.
Probably gonna have to go full homo now though. I mean, what woman could possibly take me seriously now.
>>672869254
zozzle
>>672864855
Bombay bad boy pot noodle, faggot name but im ok with this
Apples. I am ready to have the shits forever. Are you /b/?
THREE burritos from Chipotle.
>It was a contest
>I won the eating portion, but no one ever truly wins in the end when it comes to those burritos.
>There is no god.
Fuck my life, I'd rather hang myself.
>>672869827
My wife already lives on these
>>672869773
Never take them out on dinner dates. Plus, all that testosterone coursing through your body is going to make her pussy cry out for you in wet, sloppy queefs whenever you walk into the room.
>>672867776
Personally I like the taste of kale, and Vitamin A, C, B-6, Iron, Calcium, Magnesium, Potassium, and even protein isn't "next to no nutrition." Iceberg lettuce has nearly nothing in the nutritional department, and romaine only comes close in terms of Vitamin A.
Personally, I think kale is awesome.
Chicken and potatoes
>notmad.jpeg
Garlic flavored plantain chips. That is no way to go through life.
>>672864855
Scrambled eggs on toast
I just ate fucking CARenSAC
Currywürst and I think ill live
Pizza Hawaii, OK.
fucking tacos
>>672864855
Homemade pizza w/ fresh marinara, topped with parmesan, mozarella, some dank-ass greek olive oil, fresh basil and prosciutto.
I can eat that all day errday baby, in fact, it's what i've had every night for the past week.
>>672870425
At least it's not a bag of the sugar-free gummi bears.
Coronation chicken & lettuce in tortilla wrap with fresh oj
>>672870770
For reference: http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful
>>672870991
Bingo Bingo Bingo
>>672864855
A cock sucking gem lettuce.
>>672870181
>Everything turned out better than expected
>>672864855
Fucking Doritos.
>I'll be dead in a month.
>>672871286
I feel ya man
>>672864855
Rice with vegetables and baked salmon. I love it, and it's quite healthy. I'll live.
>>672864855
>Taco Bell
I'm fucked
>>672870722
>>672866733
Come on
>soup
>pizza
all you can eat pizza hut
Fuckin pop tarts, not even good ones. The shitty off brand ones...
>>672864855
FUCK
>>672870380
shit tier
>overcooked egg
>flora
>untoasted cheap bread
>>672867969
The real question is... Are these almonds activated ?
>>672871758
That's your own damn fault you cheap nigger.
>>672864855
Cheese Cannelloni
>>672871278
dude what?
>>672871814
He's my idol. He's the one that inspired my breakfast
>>672871777
watcha eating rato
Chocolate biscuits. I hate my life
30 minutes earlier and it would have been risotto allo zafferano, that's something i'd like to ear forever
mom's spaghetti.. Not bad
Ribs and loaded baked potatoes.
A short but happy and messy life awaits me
>>672864855
Oranges. Good bye teeth
>>672867739
That looks shit. I would give it to my nigger and no one else - I don't want them getting food poisoning.
>>672864855
My own poop. Fuck im gonna starve to dead
Fish fingers that looked like they had frostbite...
>>672864855
Baked potatoes and seasoned chicken. Noice. Thats already what I eat everyday so Im not complaining.
>>672864855
Your sister's going to be so sick of me
i'm fucked
meh ..
posting from a halfway house atm thats how fucked i am
>>672873092
you've never had panettone have you
>pan cooked brats in beer that was pretty meh cause ive never made it before
guess ill get really good at cooking it :(
>>672864855
Pulled pork, couscous and salad. Sriracha as a dressing. I'm OK with this...
>bagels
I'm ok with this
Fried eggs with tabasco.
I'm alright with this.
>>672864855
It was a fucking Big Mac, I'll last for about 5 years...
im pretty set, mashed potato with meatballs, spinach and peas in chopped tomatoes
>>672864855
frozen pizza? I'm okay with this.
Pizza? Alright, I'm okay with that.
Baby carrots, I'm fine with this
>>672865195
things are going to be way too real for you
try not to swallow your own tongue
>>672864855
Tuna steak sandwich.
Threw that shit on the grill, seared and cooked to medium rare.
topped with provolone, lettuce, sirracha mayo, relish, on a sesame seed bun.
I can definitely live with this
MRE... Fuck
Raw vegetables with thousand island dressing.
That's gonna get old fast.
>>672864855
Peanut butter toast and a banana, I think I'm gonna live.
>>672864855
Literally just put down a forkful of king prawn chow mein from the local Chinese takeaway. It's probably pretty damn unhealthy, but I bet I could survive on it.
>>672874737
yea but atleast you can make a sweet as bomb with it
sushi, I'm good
>>672875026
you will have high blood pressure in 4 days, and a stroke by the end of the month
Just drank a Green Drink with kale, spinach, celery, carrots, and grapes.
not sure how fucked I am
>>672875147
Dat mercury doe
>>672875201
>Dat sugar tho.
You're going to be worse than a diabetic obese nigger that subsists on Kool-Aid.
>>672874687
>cheese on fish
>>672875265
Is that the raw stuff that has a gritty consistency? I love that kind of honey...just not enough to eat spoonfuls of it.
Fuck my life all I can eat are knock off cheezits
>>672875269
Nope, yung vegetarian roll
>>672864855
ramen with mini beef meatballs
>>672875309
What sugar? The natural sugar in 10 grapes won't hurt me.
>>672875404
yeah and it was fuckin amazing
Homemade Chicken 'n' Veg Korma w/ garlic and anis rice.
Yeah I'm good.. I'm sure I'll get tired of it at some point but it's still good.
>>672864855
Pic related.
>>672875447
yes, it's fantastic it gives me a ton of energy in the morning and helps me fall asleep at night but it's 20 bucks a pound
Pizza and ketchup.
I'm totally okay with this.
>>672864855
Protein bars.
On one hand, dang, but like, could've done worse probably.
>Green Leaf + Spring Mix, fresh mozzarella, and chicken salad with a balsamic vingerette.
>French cut green beans
>Navel Orange
>Strawberries
>Lime Sparkling water
Might get boring but atleast I won't die.
>>672864855
A donut
>>672864855
Vienna Sausages. I'm fucked.
>>672875722
>gives me ton of energy in the morning and helps you fall asleep
Wat.
>>672875599
>anis rice
>anis
Like last meal? Because if so its a turkey sandwich with American cheese and mayo with seasoned fries and an apple. If not, it's just an apple.
Massive helping of tuna pasta bake with veg in it.
I could live with this but I reckon I'd fart a lot.
>>672864855
sardines and spinach
A sandwich
>>672869584
Quest bars are actually legit as fuck.
Saved my ass a few times during Keto when I was really jonesing
>when you're trapped eating apples the rest of your life
>>672875550
Not sure of what brand, but here's a popular one for reference:
http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=product&id=1D155750-E113-11DF-A102-FEFD45A4D471
Chicken curry over rice.
I mean it could be worse.
>>672876380
>goulash soup
Pretty ok I guess
>>672864855
Rice, beans and steamed chicken breast. I eat this twice a day already, senpai
Burned pizza, bitch can't cook for shit im fucked
>>672864855
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>>672864855
I'm okay with that. Could be way worse.
>>672865195
Prepare for your eternal journey to the center of the universe.
Bretty gud porketta roast with carrots, potatoes, celery, and mushrooms.
Noice.
>>672864855
>Tfw its Ice cream
>tfw i realize im never gonna shit solid again
>>672865195
Thanks. That was a good laugh.
>>672864855
Pizza. I'm totally okay with this. Won't help me out with the weight I'm trying to lose though.
thin mints girl scout cookies. better than trefoils I guess.
>>672877814
>Girl Scout Cookies
>Not Samoas
>Get on my level
>Them purps are the straight business
>>672864855
a fucking snickers
>>672866986
sick motherfuckers
>>672878015
Samoas are the best. It's scientific!
Guess I'm gonna die a little sooner.
Last proper meal was a nice ragu though.
>>672870380
learn to scramble son
Hummus and Pita, I think I could live off that
inb4 sandnigger
>>672866986
This fucking thread. I remember it.
>>672864855
bacon and jam sandwich hmm
>>672864855
>scrambled eggs, breakfast sausage, hash browns, toast
Guess i'm gonna be fat :(
>>672864855
Penne with bechamel sauce and sliced mushrooms, with a bit of finely chopped parsley and grated parmesan.
I'm fine with this.
>>672864855
stale bagel and diet coke.
>>672864855
Some random vegan sausage with bread and black olives. Fuck.
egg salad with too much and too spicy red onion
Cheese and wine
An eggs w/tuna burrito w/siracha
>>672878015
had the samoas too but they weren't the last ones I ate.
>>672878764
Vegan sausage, you deserve to die
>>672876523
Make make my own with a juicer and fresh vegetables.
>>672864855
Pizza, fuck yes
döner kebab, i'm good
>>672878863
Parmesan and wine? I never think of parmesan as a cheese for cheese and wine.
>>672864855
uhm buffalo sauce.
if that doesn't count as food then raw ground beef was the next to last thing I ate
COCAINE!!!!! I am good with eating coke forever.
>>672879486
>raw ground beef
>>672864855
Carrot cake. Rip teeth
>>672867776
>next to no nutrition
Yeah vote for trump guys. Your kids will be okay xo
>>672864855
Turkey jerky, a multivitamin, coffee, and muenster cheese....
>>672879486
be classy
call it steak tartare
>>672864855
one of my finger nails, rip.
>>672879486
>>672864855
>3 slices of honey ham between white bread
Not bad but I'll be a skeleton for the rest of my life
>>672871672
Sleep tight pizza
>>672879924
Tartare is chopped, not ground.
>>672879924
kek okay steak tartare with nothing on the side that I ate with my hands and shared with my dog
>>672876380
poo berry?
>>672880228
So cosmopolitan, please sex me anon
Eating this right now
Sausage, Rice, végétables
extra sweet corn. FUCK YEAH
Pussy
Gas Station Spaghetti
>my anus cannot take this
fuck yeah nigga
>even though they are annoying to open
i'm dead.
>>672880412
The frozen ones on the cob?
>>672880280
Not quite.
>I embrace my ulcers with a willing nod towards death
>>672880531
I'm jelly, maoam are so moreish.
>>672864855
a cucumber
>>672880671
Doesn't count if you shoved it up your ass.
>>672864855
Buffalo chicken wrap with blue cheese, lettuce, tomato, bananna peppers, bell peppers. With iced tea. I should be good
>>672880531
10/10 would eat for the rest of my life
...which would be two to three days, since I have no self-control when it comes to candy.
Oriental ramen w/ tapatio
>>672880597
Chocolate moruga scorpion... Might as well call it a poo berry. Makes you shit molten rivers of lava
Chipotle and a banana
>>672880597
pretty sure poo berry, don't eat poo berry.
Apple
>>672880856
>>672880837
I wish it were a poo berry...
>>672881170
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, is poo barry.
>>672867685
"Haute cuisine" because he used the word garnish? How fucking simple are you?
>>672880203
it's not tartare if it's only minced beek with no herbs/egg yolk/sauce
>>672880203
That's wrong Anon
>>672880570
frozen in a bag :(
>>672864855
>post workout chicken breast with rice
> suicide
>>672881170
It's been so many years since I've had such a juicy pooberry.
>>672865113
totinos totinos how didjya know
>>672880856
>>672881170
>>672880280
poo berry? who ever heard of a poo berry?
>captcha was poo berries
>>672864855
Medium Buffalo Traditional Wings for BWW
I am alright I suppose.
>>672881370
The frozen extra sweet corn on the cob is almost as good as fresh.
>>672864855
peanut butter on a spoon. Dead in a month.
>>672864855
Hamburger, pork n beans, tomatoes, tomato soup with some spices makes "hamburger slop" so I would have that and 2 slices of toast.
Not too shabby
im fuckin goooood
>>672866968
>eating a dick
>not being homo
pick one
c'mon, there's nothing wrong about being homo, faggot
>>672881889
Nigger?
Fuck, I got it easy. Pancakes.
Just finished a Samoa, bitches... I'm gold for life!
>>672881744
well i'm pretty lazy so bags will probably be better for my lifestyle. if only i had been eating the roasted kind. that shit's the best
Ice counts as foode?
>>672881720
Shit's good but it always wears away my palate if I eat too much at once.
>>672864855
home made "fridge pizza" aka put all the shit in the fridge on the pizza
atleast i can dick around with the toppings...
