I live in Russia, ask me anything.
Here is view from my window
>>672858578
Are you civilian?
How do you feel about world security?
>>672858578
how is you vodka?
>>672858578
What US presidential candidate do you prefer?
>>672858578
Why are all the men ugly as fuck while half the women look like models?
Is everyone over there drunk all the time?
>>672858578
Do you believe Russia is purposely pushing migrants onto Europe ?
>>672858991
Yes, i'm civilian.
What I think about the world security? Nothing, in our mass media Russia is Savior of the world. Really hard to belive in this.
>>672859276
I tried it 1 times and it was awful
>>672859434
IDK
>>672858578
Who is your favorite youtuber?
Is Russia depressing to live in?
>>672858578
stop ruining Dota 2 and CSGO, holy shit
>>672858578
OP do you think you're government in any way / is responsible for the missile attack on flight MH17.
>>672859514
Many Russian women from not central part looks ugly.
And men working hard on low paid work 6 days in a week from 10 to 18.
>>672859722
No
>>672859746
I don't know anyone from Youtube
>>672859872
Yeah. I've saw sun maybe 8 days ago.
>>672859730
You live in Russia and you don't drink Vodka?, Bullshit
>>672860489
sun cures depression?
pizdets, didn't know.
Why don't you, russian people,try to "1917" again against Poutine ?
>>672858578
Форчан - русская борда
Can I message Putin and ask for a puppy? Do you think he'd give me one?
When do you learn the Latin alphabet in Russia? Are you as comfortable reading it as the cyrillic one? Do you support putin? What is your opinion on Trump/Bernie Sanders? What does your keyboard look like?
Do you think this drawing I made is cool?
>>672860991
roll. What does your keyboard look like?
Opinion on homosexuality?
>>672861041
Not OP, but I am certainly the only opinion that matters. Yes
>>672858578
Show me some of your sexy Russian whores.
>>672860780
Unfortunately, most of russians love putin
>>672861211
I'm not Russian and I love Putin.
>>672861056
I meant to ask if it has both Cyrillic and Latin letters. Mine is almost like the U.S one, but has the Swedish letters of Å, Ä and Ö.
>>672861148
Thank you :)
Do a lot of young people know a and/or speak English? Do you think an American can move to Russia and be successful? Is it easy to start your own business in Russia?
>>672860425
Maybe, but i dont know.
In our mass media said that it was Ukraine and no other views.
>>672860718
It is a small part of life. We dont have good infrastructure and good roads and snow/rain all time, and no perspective.
>>672860780
Most of russian think that Putin is the greatest president. In january was quiz and 80% of reviewers love Putin.
>>672861041
Looks strange and cool.
>>672860959
nope
>>672861279
I'm not Putin and I love Russians
Are Russian women aggressive in terms of dating? Do you think they would date an American?
>>672861056
(another russian just rolled in)
like that
>>672861724
I'm not you and I love vodka
>>672861467
>can i message putin and ask for a puppy? do you think he'd give me one?
>nope
kek
>>672861835
He gave that Ukrainian girl a puppy. Why not me? I love Putin, man.
>>672858578
Can you own a gun over there? Of so how are the gun laws?
>>672861801
I'm not a potatoe and I love dressing like a stabby tennis player
>>672861792
Cool, thanks for the peek!
>>672861969
I'm not a stubby tennis player and I love Irish people
>>672860991
>>672861056
We start learn it in 4-5th grades in school.
Yes its so comfortable as cyrillic
>>672861093
I havent ever seen homosexual in Russia so i dont know.
>>672861957
Its really hard to own gun here.
>>672862075
I'm not drunk and I fucking hate the Irish
Do you think there are still communists in Russia after what happen with Stalin 'n' shit ?
>>672858578
I keep hearing about how russia has massive amounts of natural resources and how it destroyed east europe, leaving it a morally and economically bankrupt shithole , post ww2 with it's "rebuilding" while siphoning resources.
Why are russians so poor ? Why is the pay so shitty?
>>672862211
I'm not Irish and I have potatoes
>>672862151
Top wew. You have two keys for P.
>>672862211
I also hate Irish pepole
>>672860959
Why would he give u a puppy? Are you a billionaire who is willing to contribute to his corrupt wallet?
>>672861957
you must have tonns of licens, proof that you are not crazy/giraffe. You can buy a gun for hunting, but you also must have a metal safe to keep the gun there. Once a year police officer will inspect your house and check if your gun is in the safe. I don't think it's even possible to buy a normal gun like AK47 or smth.
>>672858578
Do you like cockholes?
>>672862523
Because he gave two little girls puppies. They wrote a letter and he sent them a puppy.
I like the word Vladmir. I say it a lot while I poop
I itch my butt a whole lot, does this make me premiscuous? Do I deserve to be slut-shamed for such a thing?
>>672861941
you are not a Ukrainian girl
/thread
>inb4 you can't /thread your own post
So being Russian on /b/ counts as something interesting now?
Well, then you can ask me anything also, since I'm Russian living in Russia.
>>672861778
They are love foreigner.
>>672862291
We had good time in 2008-2011 and we were possible to start new era of civilized russia that communicate with EU and USA , but then putin came.
My mother workingn in school for 500$ in month. heh
>>672862450
One key for two 'C' :[ sometimes it's annoying
>>672858578
do you guys know how to fucking park???
holy fuck
>>672862809
I'm thinking this one out, please hold on for my response.
>>672862658
You should try at least. OP is clearly one of those faggots blindly hating on their governments just to be 'not like everybody else' or because "america is better because its government gives out muh free welfare moneys".
>>672859730
>I tried it 1 times and it was awful
Fagot! How dare you?
For real guys i am from western Europe and everytime i meet russian they are cool af. So sad our country are in "bad relationship". Sad that we became american vassals QQ.
>>672862954
>>We had good time in 2008-2011 and we were possible to start new era of civilized russia that communicate with EU and USA , but then putin came.
Who was the president before 2008?
>>672862234
there are lots f communists in russia. (In my opinion) you have wrong vision of communusm and Stalin because of the cold war. Personally, I don't like Stalin and communism, but many people in russia like both him and ideology(pic related). Some people think that Stalin was a bad guy, but communism is good idea
>>672862450
One is Latin P, other is cyrillic R. P means R in Russia.
>>672863104
I could. I'd shine Putin's shoes for a puppy. Man's awesome.
>>672863284
Stalin
>>672862954
You are just a little boy. Putin was russian president long before 2008.
>>672862809
Sure.
>>672863012
Park cost 100$ in a month and most people cant afford it>>672863284
>>672863284
Putin, but in 2008 Medvedev became president and start working with EU.
>>672858578
I'm dating a woman from Russia on a work visa, I think she wants to get serious and perhaps move me there.
Should I leave muricah for mother russia?
>>672863341
I know but for god sake this is the same shit letter (symbol)... not enough optimized
>>672858578
how do u feel about acapella theme songs executed to the highest degree of perfection?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
А ну марш обратно на свою парашу
>>672863246
Quit your bitching and be grateful your country wasn't "russian vassal" and turned into a shitbucket that even refugees avoid .
Is it true that putin holds out a free chunk of land to anyone?
I heard something about east Siberia.
I love russians. We need friendship.
>>672862299
r u byelorussian?
>>672863434
Ofc i know who was the president before 2008.
>>672863104
in 2014 dollar cost 30 rubles and now it cost ~80 rubles.
Awesome, inflation by 2.5 times
>>672863586
NO! Putin will rape YOU!
>>672861792
Does that mean you can switch your keyboard from Latin letters to moonrunes?
>>672863777
Gook in Canada
>>672858578
>Here is view from my window
>In Soviet Russia, Windows view you
>>672862291
Because people here is LAZY, they like to blame evil PUTIN for all their laziness and because he doesn't give free moneys(welfare) for those who doesn't wish to work hard. Everybody likes to either drink vodka or bitch about how ou government is evil more than to start ACTUALLY WORKING and earn money, or start a business, did you hear we have one of the lowest TAX in the world 13%? I am not a billionare but I work as a programmer in Kazan adn earn like $2000 monthly it's 200k in our currency(roubles), it is pretty easy to judge from that far away point, but I can see how our people are actually very lazy and love to be a bitch about things rather than stop whining and start earning money. I've got a friend who started a business with his father as soon as he left school, now he rolls in Moscow and I hear he earns really good money.
In other hand as liberal Russia is it is VERY criminalized, you can give bribes to ANYONE literally, thou it can be good for business or also very bad.
>>672863731
Двачи для лахов
форчан для богов
>>672863738
Fuck you i would rather have became a russian vassal ! USA exploited us, made money on our asses, russian fought for real and finally, don't forget it's your fuckin american jews that begin WW2..
Абучан протек, спешите видеть.
>>672863740
Yes, but the land is in far east and hundreds of kilometers from civilization.
>>672860287
csgo is already by 14 yr old derankers and 'smurfs'
>>672862299
I'm not a potato and I check'em
What city are you in?
>>672864584
I got double dubs and I'm not moot
>>672864294
So is russia , what's your point?
>>672858578
How drunk are you now
>>672864036
>Because people here is LAZY, they like to blame evil PUTIN
most people I know like to blame evil USA(poor brainwashed by TV's propaganda people). But rest of russians hate putin (e.g. I hate him).
Anyway, russia is very corrupted and Putin has done nothing for russian economy when prices for oil were high. That is why russia is in ass, not because of lazyness
>>672864755
My point is you can give a bribe and get the land, motherfucker, even if you're not a Russian citizen. Go on and start a new life here, you are very welcome, 90% of Russian land is not used anyhow and it's a complete wilderness anyway.
>>672864838
I am sober now
>>672864294
Looks great.
I would take it, If I was Russian. One hectare is enough to feed a family, plus animals can surely roam freely.
>>672863966
not sure if i should trust your dubs....
are those russian dubs?
>>672864991
90% of russian land CANNOT be used anyhow. It is frozen
>>672865061
>Looks great
>>672864991
>plus animals can surely roam freely
Also your family is enough for bears and tigers there to feed their family for exactly one day.
>>672865038
Why? In Russia you drink everyday because it's depressing there
>>672862817
You can, but it makes you appear entirely retarded. Also, your post in no way should have been the end of the thread.
Please kill yourself.
>>672864036
>Because people here is LAZY, they like to blame evil PUTIN for all their laziness and because he doesn't give free moneys(welfare) for those who doesn't wish to work hard.
ORLY? And maybe Russians doesn't like Putin because he is a fucking criminal, who turned Russia in the entirely corrupted state controlled by the criminal oligarchs. Putin destroyed freedom of speech in Russia, freedom of mass media, and lots of other freedoms. He's also working hard on destroying free education, free medicine, and all the other free common goods for people.
How do you russians feel about being governed by a complete psychopath dictator?
How do you feel about being on the fastest way back to a 3rd world shithole
>>672865191
>can't be used , it's frozen
Are you saying we should just .......let it gooooo, let it goooooooo?
>>672858578
Do Russians generally hate the United States? How about just Americans?
>>672858578
the only question i have ever had for a russian is this
why do so many of you park and drive like complete shit?
do they just hand you a license when you hit a certain age with no training or do you all see them as bumper cars and go karts?
How common are horrendous drivers like on dashcam videos?
Are you allowed to watch porn on russian Internet?
>>672865365
>Russians doesn't like Putin because he is a fucking criminal, who turned Russia in the entirely corrupted state controlled by the criminal oligarchs
HAHAHA
>>672864991
Wait, I read on rt that the land is only for Russians.
>>672865285
>Also your family is enough for bears and tigers there to feed their family for exactly one day.
>what are weapons
Don't be stupid.
>>672865414
Dictator? Putin? Putting morals over degeneracy is bad now? Homosexuality is not illegal there. You can be a fag just don't flaunt it in public. Don't like it? Move here in Canada.
>>672859730
Fake russian.
why havent you killed yourself
HEY! It's time for russians to ask. Is it true that russian classic literatre is famous all over the world? Is it truely significant part of the world literature? Do you study it at school? Have you ever read Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Chehov, Pushkin, Lermontov..? How much do you know about russian literature?
>>672865639
>animal
>russia
pick 1, it's too cold for animals in Russia
>>672865752
Nobody ever talks about russian anything here in Canada
>>672865365
двачую этого
support this one
>>672865753
Are you retard? Just google Russia far east.
>>672865803
I concur.
>>672865718
I would like to. What should i do 4 it?
>>672865803
My dream country. How do I into Canada?
>>672865753
This
>>672865803
Yeah, because most of Canadians are liberals. Make ma sick. Fuck Trudeau and Wynne.
>>672865566
>Are you allowed to watch porn on russian Internet?
Yes.
>>672865943
Tell them you're Syrian. They'll put you in a 5-star hotel.
>>672858578
Да кому ты нахуй нужен, пидораха.
>>672865991
I didn't vote for him
>>672865972
just ask pretty much.
Do you hate Americans or the American government?
>>672865365
See? That was exactly my point, they have free education, medicine, univercities, if you're not stupid as a wood stump, low taxes, cheap land, cheap resources. They have jobs, they have less than 1% of black population. Situation got MUCH better than it was in 90's. And those peole still would like to sit and bitch on the internet more than to change their lives to be at least a better person.
>>672858578
Name a few typical meals you eat if you could.
>>672858578
Do you follow the rules or you don't give a fuck ????
>>672865718
>if you want to be a faggot move to canada
my sides
>>672865972
You don't want to live here its miserable and everything is expensive as fuck
I don't know how anyone can afford to live on their own, just food and alcohol leaves me with no money left after 2 weeks pay, I couldn't imagine if I had to pay rent as well
>>672865815
>>>672858578 (OP)
>How do Russians actually feel about Americans? I've always wanted to go see Russia because my grandparents were from there, my grandma always talked about how pretty the countryside is.
Good. Come see Russia: russians are actually very hospitable people. Well, not all of us, but most.
>>672866009
>>672865566
I am not sure
there are lots of porn wesites on russian internet, but new laws against porn are being adopted. The last one prohibited hentai
>>672863321
Stalin was a mass murdering fuckhead, Lenin was the shit though.
Тебе что, уебать?
>>672865566
Yeah. But every time we do KGB comes over and does to us all the same things we watched.
>>672866285
minimm wage part timer alchoolic with shit education detected.
>>672865593
didn't putin take away 50% and imprison that rich oil tycoon?
>>672863341
Soo its Rutin that lives in Pussia?
>>672865639
>what are weapons
Exactly. Firearms are Illegal here. Though you can bare firearms in the far east where noone EVER wil see you do anything, you can't purchase it legally and criminals are not likely to sell it to you, because they already have people who buys tons of weapons from them, what's the point of selling a couple of assault rifles to somebody they don't even know and can't trust?
>>672860718
There is a reason suicide rates in alaska are far greater than anywhere else in the US.
>>672866099
I don't. Many of people brainwashed, so they do. But can we call them people?
>>672866089
Me neither. Fuck that narcissistic teenager!
>>672866381
Yep the price of things needs to drop majorly or the wages need to go up cause there's no way you can live decently like this, I've been eating fucking noodles and peanut butter on toast for like a week
>>672866106
>they have less than 1% of black population.
LOLOLOL. We wish. Actually there's a lot of blacks in Russia. And they are real trouble.
>>672858578
your photo sick dick, is radiation from chernobyl still active or what?
>>672866233
I'm not kidding. Degeneracy is glorified here.
>>672865753
>>672865979
>>672866571
True. There's a lot of чурки ебанные.
>>672866571
>Actually there's a lot of blacks in Russia
show me at least one
>>672858578
Where in your house do you make the krokodil
>>672866528
>Any places in particular foreigners wouldn't want to be? I was an unfortunate passenger in a car that took a wrong turn in the Detroit area once, I'd prefer not to relive that experience.
Mmm... not actually. Russia doesn't have ghettos. In Moscow and Spb you can walk pretty much everywhere quite safely.
>>672866160
>Name a few typical meals you eat if you could.
borscht, puree, rice, pasta, any types of meat
>>672866738
>show me at least one
we have many of them coming from African countries to study in our Univercities, education is free after all. There wouldn't be more of 10000 black people in Russia overall, but even if there were 100k blacks here this number is still less than 1%.
>>672858578
what league champ do you play most?
>>672866514
Iktf bro
>my rent and water and electricity is 1310$ a month on average
>I make 1620$ a month
>haven't been able to go out and have a good time in years
>thinking of just killing myself because this is no way to live
The brunette or the redhead?
>>672866649
чурки are not black people (are they people at all)
they are caucasians
>>672866649
Google translate says that means: "ebony lumps" which is the most hilarious racial slur I've ever heard of.
>>672858578
Сколько гомункулов уже успел сделать, сыч?
>>672858578
how many kebabs? vodka is good, yes? blonde women with the boobs? no jobs, yes? how many is your age?
>>672866738
Blacks in Russia doesn't have a black skin - they have a black sole and no brains.
>>672858578
Do you have blankets on your walls?
>>672867062
Lena, all day erryday
>>672860672
Pole here, Russian vodka is god-awful.
best vodka, polish vodka.
best "flavoured" vodka - Żubrówka.
>>672867154
soul
>>672867137
>Сколько гомункулов уже успел сделать, сыч?
0. почему вокруг них такой вайн?
>>672867154
theese are our brothers from the middle asia
>>672867225
sole was right, he meant the bottom of their feet
>>672858578
how many people die in car accidents daily?
>>672867061
Similar here man except I need to drink to drown out the depressing poverty I live in. My soles on my shoes are falling off for fuck sakes and all my credit cards are maxed out
>>672865752
In the US we read about 10 books (that are mandatory, dozens of free choice obviously) so no. But good Russian literature, like all good literature, is well known in the US to people who enjoy reading.
Have you a dash cam? Have you ever runned over someone? How it was?
>>672867154
Aren't these asian? They look more like Chinese or Japanese to me rather than black.
>>672867203
what about finnish vodka?
>>672867387
Mongols
>>672867183
blankets? Ofc no
>>672867304
>>>672867154 (You)
>theese are our brothers from the middle asia
"Brothers"?!? These goat-fuckers are definitely NOT my brothers!
>>672867061
Make your own water and electricity?
>>672858578
What about cigarettes there?
>>672858578
who is more worthy to pray at night - glorious shrek or shit putin?
>>672867357
I can't even think of going and buying alcohol or doing anything fun because I can hardly afford food
It's a good thing I don't have a car to pay for cause than I'd literally have no money for food
>>672866933
Thanks. What kind of seasoning do you enjoy and what is a typical quick lunch? I find food is a great way of understanding other cultures, but I get its a weird question. One example I found in the US almost all baked beans are sweet with honey and sugar, but that is not true in most of the world.
>>672867154
>tfw tourists say "What a lovely place I wish I could live here"
>>672867314
I went to Russia on business 2 years ago. Stayed primarily in Moscow. After we finished up, my hosts suggested we go check out some sites. No shit, in ONE day and evening walking and driving around, I witnessed 7 or 8 accidents. And not just like fender benders, I mean these fucking drunken cunts ignore red lights, crosswalks are a joke, and being out on the street you take your life in your own fucking hands. I've driven in Chicago, Boston, NYC, all the places where they have a bad rap, but nothing at all like Russians. Those mother fuckers are c-c-c-crazy.
>>672867387
they are. In russia we call them gastarbeiters. They are like mexicans in the USA.
>>672862671
Topkek
>>672867061
>my rent and water and electricity is 1310$ a month on average
WHAT? I pay like 10000rouble for rent(electricity, gas, water, heat and other household utility stuff like yard sweeper and garbage removal e.t.c) monhly, it's like $120. and my salary is $2000(200k roubles).
>>672867387
>>>672867154 (You)
>Aren't these asian? They look more like Chinese or Japanese to me rather than black.
Yes. They are muslim middle-asians. We also have muslims from the Caucasus mountains (Chechnya, Dagestan) - they are the worst! Here in Russia muslims counts as black. We don't have a niggers, but muslims are even worse.
>>672867593
I don't drive either due to not beingable to afford it but alcohol is a need for me
>>672867709
>>672867772
You're living the dream, I couldn't imagine having that much money to spend on whatever I like >>672867772
>>672867772
yeah, lucky you
but average russian sallary is about 450$
>>672868062
lol very accurate.
>>672867624
>What kind of seasoning do you enjoy and what is a typical quick lunch?
I have no preference in seasoning, I use what is written in the recipe
Our typical lunch is sandwich
>>672867772
>my salary is $2000(200k roubles).
How can you be a programmer when you can't even count, faggot? $2k is NOT 200k roubles - it's ~140-145k roubles.
>>672863586
Enjoy not getting a job unless you wife can pull some strings
>>672868138
That would be average Moscow salary. Average russian is about 200$.
>>672867772
>tfw heat is free in my building
If I had to pay for heat I wouldn't be able to buy food and I'm already eating Ramen noodles and cheap canned soup everyday
>>672868398
What do you think of these Syrian refugees here who get more than 3 grand a month for free? They get double what I make working a full time roofing labor job
>>672867573
Complete garbage. $1.5 a pack
>>672867573
they are cheap. one pack costs about 0.8-1$. I have been shocked when I saw prices in the UK.
>>672868546
Pisses me right off
>>672868195
I am not recieving my money in dollars, So I don't know the exact numbers in that currency. Sorry if it troubles you.
>>672868194
I looked up the other stuff. Beat root soup, undisclosed pureed foods, rice, noodles, and random meat. If that wasn't depressing enough it sounds like a sandwich may be the best food you typically eat. How do you feel about mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup? Do you have your own traditional/common condiments?
How's things in Pripyat, Ivan? You got ball cancer yet?
>>672860489
Haha, working from 10 to 18, lazy bastards, almost as lazy as the French.
>>672868675
In Canada cigarettes are 11$ a pack
>>672868899
You're one cheeky brickie, I'll give you that m8.
>>672868928
DK's is cheaper
>>672868766
>>>672868195 (You)
>I am not recieving my money in dollars, So I don't know the exact numbers in that currency. Sorry if it troubles you.
You don't know USD/RUB exchange rate? Than you are not Russian, because most of the Russians know it very well.
>>672869055
Yeah but they're shitty
>>672868767
russian food is very similar to european. The only deffirence is that we like soups. Yes, we do eat mayo and ketchup
>>672868899
but pripyat is in Ukraine
>>672868928
Nice. A country where white trash can't afford to smoke.
In Russia, does vodka really drink you?
BLYAT
>>672869129
Triggered
>>672869264
Oh but they still do using their welfare checks and they also get drunk everyday
I know a lot of white trash fags on either disability for fake mental problems or welfare, it's sickening
>>672863738
you are a literal pizdet
"an useful retard" - ol' papa joseph would say.
>>672869092
>most
Most but not all. And exactly why would I give a fuck about exchange rates, I am not planning to visit abroad in near two or three months.
>>672869331
LOL mouthwash
>>672869200
also, main ingestion is lunch (like in Spain, bt we dont sleep after it), not dinner
>>672868767
I dont know any traditional russian condiments.
Most people like mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup and often use it, but its very rich in calories
>>672869281
Yep
>>672869281
Sometimes. BTW I have a flask with a pure spirit in it - 96% alcohol. It's cool thing. It feels like a liquid fire when I drink it.
Any Russian movies you want to recommend?
>>672868915
>the German mind
I love it
>>672869331
You ever tried those native bagged smokes? Gross m8
>>672869393
>tfw those perfectly normal people on disability make as much as me full time working
>>672869200
In Poland we have "russian pierogi". I heard that in Russia they are called "polish pierogi". Is that true?
>inb4 polandball
>>672858578
Do you have a carpet on your wall?
Pic rel
>>672868767
We also eat сметана. Google says it is sour cream. Do you eat it? We usually put it into borsh, or eat pancakes with it
>>672869578
>Any Russian movies you want to recommend?
This one is great: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309047
>>672869672
I don't smoke. My stepdad does. His son is half native so he gets his ziploc smokes from him.
>>672869578
Maybe old movies from USSR, but i dont know how they are translating in English. Our cinema is totally shit.
>>672858578
Can I really befriend a Russian by giving them a bottle of vodka
>>672869483
See now that's interesting, and honestly it makes some sense. Thank you for that information.
>>672869830
>Maybe old movies from USSR, but i dont know how they are translating in English. Our cinema is totally shit.
That's not true. Some of the Russian movies are good. Some of then are even great.
>>672869923
nope
Can you translate please
сука ты вегешна
>>672869923
>>>672858578 (OP)
>Can I really befriend a Russian by giving them a bottle of vodka
No
>>672869578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Vasilievich:_Back_to_the_Future
This one is classic.
>>672869820
On mexican food mostly. With pancakes we typically use maple syrup and butter. The syrup can be flavored with things like blueberry. I've never had borsh, how would you describe it?
>>672869578
Brother/Brother 2 of course, Balabanov was great. Especially if you like drive memes.
>>672870060
>That's not true. Some of the Russian movies are good. Some of then are even great.
They are not popular and i dont even know about it. Maybe because they are hard to see
>>672870101
>>672870135
HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME
>>672869785
Yeah its like Canada gives people disability money for no reason
>>672870217
>>>672869578
>Brother/Brother 2 of course, Balabanov was great. Especially if you like drive memes.
These movies are epic, but they're for Russians only: foreigners would not understand/love them.
>>672870109
>сука ты вегешна
Bitch you are ???
I dont know what does this word means
>>672869923
Only 1 ? You stingy kurwa
>>672869531
I hate ketchup myself (American here). It drowns out the rest of the flavors.
>>672869578
Many people would reccomend you Brat(brother). Never wacth it. It is just a criminal film about 90th
I would reccomend you some soviet commedies (e.g. Brilliant hand, Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future).Look for them here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Gaidai
Also, watch Kin-dza-dza!
>>672869578
Also, if you are not into reading. Try watching Master and Margarita. The book is better though.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403783/
>>672866106
>That was exactly my point, they have free education, medicine, univercities,
does it matter?
corruption level is so hard, you will never get anywhere and anything. You can buy everything, provided you have money. Serious money.
e.g. as a regular person you will die waiting for your turn at doctor's. Even illicitly paying beforehand wont guarantee you will go in.
Real shit happens when it comes to serious operations and therapies.
Education level is nigger level. That's when nobody cares for their job. Because it's provided and class animals even beat teachers for fun.
You can literally buy yourself a degree and a position at any university.
Why do Russians drink so much?
>>672869531
Come on man, do you even Russia? Adjka might be originally from Georgia but it is pretty much the Russian replacement for ketchup.
foreign capitalist pig living in Moscow here.
>>672870619
>I would reccomend you some soviet commedies (e.g. Brilliant hand, Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future).Look for them here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Gaidai
>Also, watch Kin-dza-dza!
These are the movies for Russians. Foreigners would NOT understand or like them. So as Brother/Brother 2.
'Murican here. This is the view from my apartment.
>>672870715
It's depressing there
>>672861178
Not him but here you go.
>>672868995
>brickie
fucking kek
>>672870109
the last word doesn't exist, but it makes some untranslatable sense for russian natives. I would say the phrase mean "You are holly bitch"
>>672870715
Because they want to escape the grim reality but can't afford drugs.
>github for math
god no. Imagine someone posts a proof, and it has 1000+ forks where nothing's changed or something was changed and it broke the proof.
>>672867408
finnish vodka is too "chemical" for my taste.
I know it's "pure" but fuck it.
The best vodka is homemade twice-refined moonshine. The best is from plums slivovitz - "s"livovica.
>>672870195
A strong but aromatic sour flavor just shy of " too sour" but well within the " yummy" area of the taste spectrum . Also great for hangovers
>>672870921
This. Everyone's always so distant and grim or serious. It's uncommon here for random strangers to address you on the streets unless it's for directions or help. I blame it on the lack of sun.
>>672868546
where the fuck do refugees get 3 grand?
>>672870195
it is hard to explain a meal.Especially in english. Just visit some good russian or ukrainian restaurant.
>>672871208
>>>672870921
>This. Everyone's always so distant and grim or serious. It's uncommon here for random strangers to address you on the streets unless it's for directions or help. I blame it on the lack of sun.
Agreed.
>>672861969
Speaking of which, Russian man, what are your thoughts on Sharapova?
cyka bylat
>>672871253
The government obviously
>>672871195
Thanks. I will try and find a place that sells it, or make it myself. So it sour and you add sour cream huh? Bold move. I've got to say I'm pretty excited.
Are Russians white niggers?
>>672871422
Pretty much
They're drunken violent animals
>>672871253
Allah gives it to them. You didn't get 3k? You don't believe in Allah hard enough.
>>672871208
>address you on the streets
I would consider it a sexual assault here in the USA.
>>672865752
Never even heard about it, German here...
>>672871328
20 years ago I would agree. But in the Us people are like that now too. The only people who say anything are over friendly black people who chat about nothing with random people for ages, and I don't think it helps anything. They also are smoking most of the time for some reason.
>>672870738
Adjka not russian codiments, its more south asian that russian
>>672870195
Borscht is a vegetable soup... usually made with tomato, beetroot potato and cabbage, giving it a red colour. Served with a spoon of sour cream and some shitty Russian bread.
>>672867772
>200k roubles
Rich faggot detected. But seriously, who do you work for? Freelance? Although you said you get your money in rubles so I doubt it.
>>672858578
Do you have weed in Russia?
Is it any good?
Hard to get?
Popular?
>>672871513
Crazy motherfuckers
>>672871556
Only in major cities. Though it is pretty fucked up.
>>672871253
Tax payers
>>672871376
>cyka
i would write syka (reads like soo-ka)
>>672871556
I've seen plenty of nignogs addressing random people in various prank videos so I thought it was common.
>>672871519
3k a month? Well strap a c4 vest on me and call me ahmed , where do I sign up?
>>672871640
Crappy. Hard to get. Highly illegal, not only to distribute but even to consume. Not very popular because of these things.
>>672871307
Yeah I don't have those really. Shit sucks. I found a hungarian restaurant the other day though. Basic carbs, caraway, salt, and savory meats. Happy to say I enjoyed everything on their menu (I hate spicy food and tomatoes unless in soup or pasta, something they happily lacked). I will probably just have to look up a recipe.
>>672860991
We have some sounds that you don't, such as Ы.
>>672871980
This
>>672871619
So would you say the shitty bread is a must or would you recommend something else?
>>672871623
>who do you work for
I work on a small startup here, I am getting payed buy a guy who sits in moscow, our director. Actually yes, 200k is a bit above average for our city, before this job I got like 120k monthly, but in Moscow this kind of salaries are common, not for convenience store guards of course.
>>672871841
http://www.mcss.gov.on.ca/en/mcss/programs/social/index.aspx
>>672871980
And yet you have all those people in the US saying the only way to effectively combat drugs is to legalize them.
>>672869578
bumer and maybe bumer 2
ivan vasiliyevich
>>672871640
>Do you have weed in Russia?
Yes we do.
>>672871640
>Is it any good?
Sometimes. Depends on your dealer.
>>672871640
>Hard to get?
Certainly not easy.
>>672871640
>Popular?
Yes. But it was more popular 10 years ago when it was MUCH more easy to get it.
>>672871816
You would want to be polite with them unless you want to be shot dead and probably raped after.
>>672872086
If you want the true Russian experience, the bread must be shitty and even better if it is a few days old.
If you have access to it, a nice baguette or sourdough would be much better, but that wouldn't be authentic now would it?
Форчан лучше двача
>>672866335
you're an idiot
>>672872148
Oh, Moscow. I assume prices there are a bit crazy but I wouldn't know apart from 500 ruble coffee at the airport.
>>672872331
Top kek
>>672871980
Double this
>>672872193
Ayy lmao
>>672872295
That's only in ghettos and Detroit, r-right? Right?
>>672866381
>with shit education
Except not this. This is true fo da Ewe Ess Aye. I'm pretty sure Russians who actually stay in school learn better than we do even to this day. Talk shit about Commies all you like, their public education standards were on-point.
>>672865972
Canada is fucked. The libcucks voted in their supreme faggot and everything is going to shit. Also I hope you don't like beer because ours is shit and it's almost $20 for a six pack. canada can fuck right off
>>672871619
>Borscht is a vegetable soup
Lool what? You forget about the FUCKING BEEF.
>>672871619
>>672872658
Yeah, what the fuck, anon? It's not borscht if there's no meat.
>>672872577
Where are you from? I'm from Ontario and I fucking hate it here
>>672866627
>Degeneracy is glorified here.
Don't you have native women to go murder and rape or something?
>>672872577
I drink beer everyday and it costs me 12$ for 6 tallboys of shitty beer
>>672868062
hahahah holy shit, i kekd hard.
so accurate.
>>672872749
Did I trigger you, liberal faggot? Go suck Trudeau's dick.
>>672872750
stop drinking. problems?
>>672872193
Which is true. If we had legal weed, there would be much less drug addicts on heavy and dangerous drugs, like crocodile. Maybe even less alcoholics.
>>672872658
>>672872740
I apologise familia, you are correct. My wife doesn't make it with beef, but it should have it.
