/b/ i'm in the weirdest situation of my life and i need advice
>inb4 you came to /b/ for advice?
>laughinggirls.jpg
>be me, 23
>used to be a nerdy, antisocial slob
>now /fit/
>more confident but still autistic
>tfw cute girls actually notice you now
>qt3.14 at work gives me her number instead when i ask for her fb
>she asks if i want to get ice cream and drinks
>sure why not
>talk about tons of interesting shit
>personalities click really well
>she's actually cool/chill
>sounds2gud2btru.bmp
>just got out of a crazy relationship, i'm cool with having more cute friends
>hang out from time to time
>smoke each other out
>she wants to go hiking with me
>share our crazy stories
>wants to trip with me for the first time
>she tells me she's bi
>she's got a threesome with another chick going down
>gettingspicy.gif
>finally tells me she's got a bf
>ohokay.jpg
>weeks later
>asks if i want to get dinner with two other chill coworkers we know who are tryna hookup
>she jokingly said it was a "double date"
>asks if i want to go clubbing with her and another one of her qt friends
>smokes me out with some dank wax
>texts me a smiley face
what kind of fucking signals are these? she's so cute, but i might be treading some nasty water here.
i'm just treating her as a cute stoner friend who likes hanging out with me. not gonna push it further unless she's down.
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She's flirting with you. She might try to fuck you, she might just be testing your character. I say screw it, ignore her possible advances, and ride out the friendship. Could be a good friendship, she might dump her boyfriend, who knows. Don't do snything to disrupt your reputation as an easygoing, decent man.
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dude stoner chicks with boyfriends are the worst. They will usually never end up dumping them because it takes effort, which a majority of them do not use. find another girl who will like you right away. if youre truly /fit/ more girls will come.
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>fuck her friend
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>Now you have 2 gf and 1 bf
that's the most easy way op, you should do it
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you're a fucking idiot OP. you missed SO many signals and now you're deep in the friendzone.
90% of the time a girl tells a guy she has a boyfriend, it's a lie. It's either because you've been beta as fuck and spilled your guts to her like an autistic retard, causing her to say "uhhh i have a boyfriend"
Or it's because you've been an autistic beta retard constantly hanging out with her and never making a move, to the point where she gets desperate and tries to make you jealous.
You have two options here: man the fuck up, ignore the fact she "has a boyfriend" and try to fuck her. You have to make the move faggot. She's not going to do it for you.
Or just kill yourself.
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^ Don't listen to this faggot. "ride out the friendship, maybe she'll dump the boyfriend" is what beta faggots do. Good luck being her best girlfriend for the next 30 years as she constantly dates every guy other than you because you're too much of a pussy to make a move on her.
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Tbh if she wants to hook up with more people shed probably a swinger and that can be a good thing but also a bad thing. If you just want her as a friend just avoid sexual situations and see how it goes. But if you want to hook up it could end quickly by her fucking other dudes.
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actually she didn't even tell me, we were at a work function just drinking and her bf just shows up. she never dropped a hint and i was just keeping up with her flirting. after i found out i basically just cut all the shit out and treated her like a normal friend. i'm still confused but c'est la vie.
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Sounds like you are in the friend zone to stay, and bisexual young women are almost all batshit crazy and horrible relationship material anyway.
If you enjoy being friends with her carry on, nothing wrong with that. Just don't expect anything more. And if she dumps her bf and offers more I wouldn't go any further than a friends-that-fuck situation, because again bi girls are nuts and you don't want to be in a serious relationship with one.
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>>672739954
You need to change your perspective. Boyfriends aren't shit. Do you think this guy is any more entitled to her than you are? Be an man OP. Don't be the faggot that says "oh well... she likes this other guy so I don't stand a chance."
Be the guy who makes her regret dating that guy in the first place.
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>>672737476
>Are you me?
I have this problem constantly. Attractive woman start talking to you and it's hard to tell what they want. From experience, being passive is as good a way to not get with her as being full on alpha. Be a solid dude and look for an opening you savage.
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>>672740689
my ex was crazy too. i'm attracted to crazy bitches for the lulz.
>>672740989
yeah i'll just keep doing whatever i'm doing, not gonna fawn over her and shit.
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>>672737476
Had a similar experience. Ride it out. Enjoy your time with her as friends and, more than likely, you will be sleeping with her in no time. If I wasn't the oblivious fuck like I am, I probably could have slept with her sooner.
don't go for it since she already have a boyfriend. im not saying you shouldn't do it because hurr hurr moral hurr hurr but because she might cheat on you too after
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>>672741416
If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got. Don't fawn over her, just treat her like she's some slut you want to fuck. Seriously you smoke out alone with her but haven't tried to make a move? Dafuq is wrong with you?
>>672741364
Who CARES what they want? This is the problem with you guys. You're always trying to guess what she wants. It's about what YOU want. If you want her, go for it. The worst she's going to do is reject you, then you can move on with your life.
You're going to have FAR more luck if you stop giving a shit about if she likes you or not and just go for it. Most of the time she won't realize how much she likes you until you show her you're sexually interested in her. That's what MAKES them like you.
But I can tell you for a fact that almost none of them are going to spell it out for you. That's not how life works. Women aren't going to walk up to you and say "you're cute and i'm sexually attracted to you, will you please be my boyfriend and have sex with me?"
Be fucking men, assume that every woman wants to have sex with you, talk to every woman you meet like you know she's dying to have sex with you. Women can SMELL insecurity.
Seriously. When you are confident and you create a frame of "women want to sleep with me" women you meet will start conforming to it. Do not sit around waiting for women to tell you what they want. Tell them what they want.
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>>672742899
yeah that came out wrong. i realized i kind of look away when i talk to her. should i look into her eyes alphas as fuck like i'm gonna fuck her or something? or give her the i don't care what happens eyes? does that make sense?
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>>672743557
If you did not show that you want to fuck her til now. I think it's friend zone level game over mothafucker
>>672743557
eye contact 50% of the time when she's talking, 90% of the time when you're talking. eye contact shows confidence. don't be afraid to stare. pussy ass bitches worry about getting caught checking a girl out.
look up and down her body the next time you seen her, look her dead in the eyes and say "you're looking good today. I hope you didn't get dressed up just for me."
don't worry if she's wearing a t-shirt and jeans. even better. she won't know if you're flirting or making fun of her.
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>>672737476
Be easy, nigga.
Just do your thing, if she's gonna be weird, let her be weird.
"I have a boyfriend," doesn't mean she actually has one. She's just trying to figure out if she owns you or not.
So don't let her own you, kick it with her, be her friend, it's great to have good hot friends. I love that shit. But don't let her and her friends be the only girls in your life. Feel free to branch out, hang out with other girls. Post pics of you and other girls having fun on social media.
She'll either get really jealous and try to put you in a weird position or make you feel guilty to which you reply, "We're friends right? You have a boyfriend, right? I'm not allow to try to find a girl? What's your deal?" Or she won't, and you'll have more female friends and still have her and you'll be set.
Being friendzoned is a process. It does not happen from one day to another. Depending on how long you have known each other , if you've never made a point of showing that you wants to fuck. Its probably going to be impossible to get out of friendzonelevel. You take so long to fuck that spoils the shit.
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i saw her bf 2 months ago, she never says anything about him. seems like she's in an open relationship so fuck morals. i'm tryna get at that ass, so do i just hit on her like i would any other chick? or is this a drama landmine? either way fuck it this is fun
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>>672740989
Okay, so this guy is trying so hard not to be a beta male he's being an asshole and borderline cringey
OP, listen to me. if this girl is flirting with you, she's doing it for fun, not because she wants anything from you. She's attracted to you, but you are her friend. You've probably done the same thing with girls, I know I have. My advice is that if you really want her, make more aggressive flirtations you'll see how she reacts and you might get the succ. and if you just think she's hot and is fun to flirt then with flirt with her. Nothing wrong with a very flirty friendship.
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Ugh the worst thing about guys like you is that you've been so trolled and you don't realise it. You legitimately buy into a vapid model of improving your self worth based on the anarchic, ironic and flippant culture of an image board that will hate you regardless of how much "success" you have with women.
You'll always be bottom of the food chain because your self worth and self image is dependent on some nondescript measure of your "masculinity" achieved by the endless pursuit of women to whom you are meaningless. You care so much and they care so little.
Get a life and a personality, something that extends beyond lifting weights and snagging pussy in a sad attempt at fulfilling a self image that's based on the lifestyle advice of people to whom you are nothing but a faintly amusing victim of social anarchism.
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>tell them what they want.
How do you ask them what the they want
>inb4 fuckingaskthem.JPEG
How do you actually approach the situation? Or in other words what body language.
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just give no fucks tbh
>>672746413
faggot calling me a beta male yet promoting a fatalistic "you're her friend accept that you're her friend and will never be more" mentality
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MGTOW faggot who thinks he's superior to other men because he "gave up" chasing pussy, as if he would be getting pussy otherwise.
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Don't ask them what they want. Assume what they want. And your assumption should be "i'm an attractive high value male that she would love to be with." Talk to her like this is implied between you two.
Also, making assumptions is better than asking questions, and WAY better than asking permission. It's not about what you say, it's about how you say it.
Example:
BAD- Can I kiss you?
Okay- Do you want to kiss me?
Good- You look like you want to kiss me.
Excellent- Just kiss her. If she gets upset, say "sorry, you looked like you wanted me to kiss you."
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Just bring some coke to your next get together. She will be putty in your hands
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you make a few good points but you are trying so hard you fall into the whole "girls only like assholes" type
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>>672752875
You don't have to be an asshole, just don't be a nice guy. But given the choice, women would rather be with an asshole over a nice guy.
To put "nice guy" into context, i mean the guy who doesn't make a move on her, waits for her to tell him what she wants, says "okay..." and gives up hope when she says she has a boyfriend, etc.
Ideally, you want to be a charming, funny guy that's kind of a dick.
Not a treat her like shit and make her cry asshole (but again, a girl would rather have that then a nice guy)
There's a saying... if you want to know how to treat a girl, treat her like she's your bratty little sister.
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make sure she wants you. don't try to have sex with her until you're certain she doesn't have a bf anymore. otherwise, she could be testing you to see if you're the cheatin' type.
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OP these people are being retarded advice-wise.
you test this bitch out, you act like a bit of a flirt back. signs will show if shes being uncomfortable with your flirting or not. if not comfortable and she quits giving you smile faces and whatever, back off. be more chill
constantly do this is in whatever situations
also, bi girls aren't bad just a bit unruly>>672742731
>Who CARES what they want? This is the problem with you guys.
clearly you only date and/or fuck men if you think the best way to get a girl is immediately assert dominance and try to fuck a girl right off being kinda chill/cool with a girl
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>>672759268
Also, bitch wants the D. I've stolen every woman I've had. Similar to how you don't want to hire someone that doesn't have a job, you only want women who demonstrate value which indicates they typically have a man and you have to recognize when they want to upgrade.
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Her sucking my dump would be wayy different
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What are signs here?
She said she's bi
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That's completely different. Next time she asks if it's a date, say, "that depends. Are you coming home with me after?"
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>what kind of fucking signals are these?
theyre not signals. girls are bitches. shes pretty much cheating on her bf. shes using you for extra fun, just without sex
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>>672762555
OP here
that's a good call, my flirting game is maximum autismo so sometimes i feel like i'm dropping spaghetti when i know everything's chill.
how the hell do you niggas come up with witty shit like that on the fly?
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