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lol
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>>672736039
fake/10
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http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/650246/Germany-bans-pork-cafes-schools-offending-Muslim-migrants
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Link or fake
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>>672736039
Quatsch
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Read the whole thing.
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>>672736321
Its not the government banning them, its shops not wanting to get suicide bombed.
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>be me
>be german Student
>ate sausage at school today
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when will there be a terror attack in germany?
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>>672736129
Actually its not quiet fake, there is no official ban, but many cafeteria's in area's with high muslim population pork is something you can't find anymore.. luckly in bavaria pork is avalible like beer.
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>>672736039
>germany

it was bad enough when the faggots in britain got cucked by the calyphate but i never thought germany would.
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>>672738784
tomorrow
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this thread makes me sad>>672738784
soon... Germany is new mekka... as a german I am scared to live here. terrorists everywhere here
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>>672737645
God speed.
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>>672739289
Don't worry.. WWIII will save us.
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>type loser.com in URL
>Donald Trump wiki page shows up

What do you think about this?
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>>672736039
Germans cucked again

Halal hotdogs forever you nazi faggots
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>>672739289
>Sachse spotted
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>>672738974
Well why in the fuck would you stock pork if no one in your area wants to buy it?
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we all laugh at Europe, we look at the muslims raping their culture and people and think "stupid europe, that shit can never happen in america" but it can and is right now. we are just as politically correct as them if not more so, we live in the land of the free where everyone is welcome, these mudslimes are establishing a home base in europe and as soon as thats done they will have some other "crysis" and send thousands into america regardless of our wishes. political correctness and progressive feminist cucks are killing the western world and we just sit here and watch as sharia law takes over the planet.
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>>672740271
fuck off akmed
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>>672740449
spotted the virgin
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>>672740449
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>>672736292
National food of Germany.
Send them back like a soup with a pube in it.
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>>672737416
They should just rename them haram sticks, then Muslims will know not to order them
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>>672736039
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>>672737645
Sucking cock is not the same as eating a sausage faggot
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>>672740601
>>672740664
nice, exactly what i expected, when your sister or mother gets raped by a gang of muslims you'll only have yourselves to blame
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>>672740664
>tfw im the tranny
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>>672736039
i would actually fuck angela merkel
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>>672740536
>talks about basic economics of capitalism
>calls him akmed

found the retard
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I'm not surprised this is happening, I'm surprised at how fast the changes are taking place.
Someone posted an article I thought was bullshit last week about Sweeden teaching classes to women about how its their fault if they get raped by muslims. It wasn't.

Don't laugh at them, if Hillary gets into office it will be the USA next.
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What if you sold pork flavored tofu dogs?
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>>672741293
LOL SO AM I b
But in truth I was on /pol/ before I transitioned.
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>>672741293
get treatment before you kill yourself and blame intolerance
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>>672741539
can someone use photoshop to replace the fork with a cock?
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>>672736039
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/650246/Germany-bans-pork-cafes-schools-offending-Muslim-migrants

It's true. Germany getting cucked hard. WTF is the matter with you people.

WTF is the matter with Muslims? A guest in someone else's country, and they have to bow down to you...... FUCK OFF! Go back home!
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>>672737645
did he give you an A afterwards?
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>>672740449
breh. u actually just wrote all of that.
you also wrote "crysis"
just how neckbeard are you?
how midwestern american are you?
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>>672741993
Yeah fuck you. I don't jump on the sjw bandwagon because I pass fully as a female and don't give a shit about lgbt issues or race issues
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>>672741993
There is no treatment. That's why they're allowed and even recommended to go with the transition.
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>>672742864
whatever, just dont kys
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>>672742408
terrorism is surprisingly effective in countries where you cant just blast the faggots.
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>>672736039
Doesn't even feel real, let's see.. feels like something that was posted on 4chan. Oh wait.
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>>672742991
Why would I? I am basically a young white girl, I have the world on a string.
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>>672742963
they're allowed and even recommended to go with the transition because of sjw's, which causes any search for proper treatment to be politically incorrect

truth is suicide rates are the same gefore and after operation and a treatment for these poor people is deperately needed but made impossible by leftists
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>>672743261
But what about the patriarchy anon? Doesn't that trigger you?
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>>672736039
if only you faggots were allowed to have guns. Shit the jews can why not you?

http://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Jerusalem-Police-Stabbing-on-Jaffa-street-435028
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but, it's ok guys! it' was just lies all along!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4BFIoPCLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4BFIoPCLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4BFIoPCLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4BFIoPCLI
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>>672743261
because you have a mental disorder that 50% of the afflicted to try and off themselves
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>>672743338
Research on gender dysphoria is ongoing anon. Sure blame it on Tumblr but research has not yielded effective results yet. Better to let them be trans than to have them kill themselves.>>672743338
>made
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>>672743261
Hot.
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>>672742864
Still you need mental help. If you're x and y you're a guy
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>>672743637
They do it because they don't pass as women. Its as simple as that, I have been in the trans community before I started passing and living full time as a girl and most of them look like dudes so that's why they kill themselves.

>>672743394
No, being a girl is so much fucking better then living as a guy.
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>>672739979
it doesnt fucking matter
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>>672743921
You can't say you're a woman and you know how it feels to be a woman. Let me know when you have your first period and childbirth
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>>672743921
I dont know anon those cis people hate everyone from wht I heard
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>>672743606

fuck off mustapha

or do u want me to cleanense your arses with pic related
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>>672744092
I have a period because I cycle progesterone, sure my vag doesn't bleed but I get crampy and agitated. Also me and my husband will adopt so I dunno why you say I can't be a mommy
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>>672738974
its fake or aint nigga
not both or neither
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>>672742839
>whites breh
>complains about crysis
breh, how midlife crysis are you
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>>672742012
Here you go. A dick
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>>672744452

HE SAID CHILDBIRTH,NOT ADOPTION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DIPSHIT
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>>672740449
you know we've had muslims here forever already lol, i have noticed nothing from all the muslims but i see all these americans talking like europe got nuked. your gun/gang problem is far far worse.
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>There are people in this country who still don't realize trump is the best choice
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>>672745001
They don't have the numbers or resources yet to directly attack you. They will fuck like rabbits, their children will be able to vote, and they'll elect more caliphs every election till everything is kebab.
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The most reliable source I found was the Daily Mail, this makes me suspicious of how accurate this story is.
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>>672744830
So women who can't give birth aren't women anymore? Lol go fuck yourself.
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>>672745127

>there are people in this country who still don't realize trump is a bad choice

there you go my friend.may allah be with you
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>>672741900
>if Hillary gets into office it will be the USA next.
Sorta true, but I do think the crazy left shit is beginning to die (finally). People are starting to see reality, and when it comes to stuff like the mass sex attacks in Cologne during New Years, I think most people in the US (especially the south) will turn to vigilantism very quickly.

I have started to, and encourage everyone else here to start to tell the truth. When someone says something stupid, no matter how socially and politically unpopular it may be to correct their bullshit, do it. It may be painful, ostracizing, and "problematic", but I really think truth, facts, and common sense is the only way to deal with reality. I realize that sounds stupid, but when I hear certain things on the news, I feel like I've suffered a head injury or something.

Repeat after me:
>Islam isn't the religion of peace.
>Women aren't better than men.
>Women in the west are not oppressed.
>Being a white man doesn't make you automatically wrong.
>Being a woman doesn't automatically make you right.
>All lives matter...? Maybe

The longer we ignore patterns, trends, and reality, the harder it will be for everyone when it all implodes, and it WILL implode. Society is operating under delusions, and that is inherently unsustainable.


>Advice from Germany's Defense Minister

>Also, I am black, zoz
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>>672736039
Ar you germs still in denial that you're being replaced ?
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>>672745566
in my country weve had a shitload of muslims since the 60s already, and we get an amount of refugees that's equal to like 2% of our population, lol. it's not the end of the world, remember when Castro opened his prisons and flooded the US with cubans? those were actually mostly criminals and it worked out ... kinda ... if you don't count the coke
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>>672745127
Sure, let's roll the clock back 200 years to the days of slavery.
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>>672745769
Elaborate, you vile fiend.
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>>672746313
...sure. Why not?
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so is this a ylyl thread?
pic related: its my best friend
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>>672740449
you've never been to the American South
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Breaking news: Osama Bin Hitler Nazisis army is taking over
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>>672736039
It's all the long con to reopen the camps. Pass laws to mate Germans hate a minority; repeal laws and commit genocide.

Those Germans are at it again those old cads!
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>>672746580
The "land of the Trump supporter" kek.
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>>672746809
I vote for Donald Sanders
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>>672746770
One could only hope. I would actually support this.
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>>672746151
Ok, whatever, the numbers don't spell out a good future for western culture.
>>672746313
Donald trump is not a racist, nor have I seen him do or say anything racist. Watch African Americans for Donald trump and have your world view shatter. The media is using the same old tricks of misinformation and poor context to suit an agenda.
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>>672746770
There have been arguments that this is the plan as orchestrated by Jews. Make the world go berserk with kebab hate, then stand back and watch your old enemies get turned to dust, ash, and glass.
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>>672746809
The land of the low IQ
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>cafes and schools in areas where no one eats pork stop serving pork

> GUISE PORK IS BANNED
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>>672746913
>Donald trump is not a racist

Plain as the nose on your face, yet you deny facts.....
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>>672745734
Stupid faggot
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>>672746913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LltnLzLXs7U
Here's a proof of the media trying to racebait again.
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>>672736039
>be student at university in germany
>ate 5 sausages, mashed potatoes and kraut in mensa today
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>>672747198
>can't find a counter point so turns to name calling
typical liberal swine
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Well that shit would never happen in Texas
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this makes me unimaginably hungry for a sausage right now.
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>>672747654
So if a 3 year old kid eats the "wrong food" does Allah send them straight to hell, or do they have a grace period?
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>>672747654
This is what Hillary and the Democrats want for America.
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>>672747935
Wow.... what an excuse....
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>>672740449
Muslim religion is the next most practiced religion in America buddy.
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>>672736039
>ITT: dumb americunts who never went to europe

I am lmfao over here. I mean, I know this is b8, but some retards clearly believe it. topkek
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Bill Maher is the only liberal that doesn't suck Muslim dick, and isn't afraid to say that Islam is not a peaceful religion.
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>>672746770
Will not happen until the gerfags open their fridges and its empty, then it will still need about 72 hours until we are going full crazy. This 72 hours will be the key of the surviving of europe as christian ethnicity, or the fall dawn into the kebab thirdreich.

>im french
>living in germany
>thinking of going back toward my family and geting a pumpgun and shitload of ammunition (french law allow you -until now- to have a carbine or a real shotgun if you are simply registered in a hunt club), and waiting the day the shit is going down and defend my family the american way.
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>>672747654

>yfw i did make eat a sausage pizza once to a muslim friend

He didnt realize it was pork,because the slices where under the cheese and we told him only,after he ate the whole slice hahaahha fucking sandniggers
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>>672748112
It's the religion of peace.

Apparently you don't realize that infidels are fair game, and they are simply exercising their right to follow their religion.
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we need another hitler for these kebabs. make it so, number 1
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>>672741273
lmao
go spout your alarmist nonsense elsewhere pls
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>>672748424
before this, we need a small revolution throwing out all the traitors on the top of the government.
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>>672748458
I'm more disgusted that the kebabs take their bazaar business model into the retail sector and act like its normal to berate and rip off your customers. Fuck Jamaal why you gotta be so intense I'm just trying to get a pack of smokes. Motherfuckers are a buzzkill.
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>>672739008
Germany has always been full of pussies. They don't or at least didn't have hardcore training programs like the Russians for example, I've had alot of family that served in WW2 and they all say Germans had faggy slap fights and shit
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>>672743606
>"muslims hate the west"
>"survey contradicts this"
>"what do you admire the most about this"

Not only could the participants lie, but they had to answer a biased question.
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>>672740166
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lol when I used to work at a pizza place, camel jockey customers would ask us to rinse off the blade before we cut their pizza.
sent a lot of sand niggers to hell in my time.
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>>672740271
Are you retarded? People love that shit, muslims are offended by it and Gercucky gives in to shitskin desires.
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>>672748112
Isn't that the brittish mudslime that's on the news preaching death to the uk? He was asked if he supported Isis and said "no comment".
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>>672747172
Accusations aren't facts
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>>672749089
you, i like you.

>pic unrelated
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>>672749474
this cant be real you cant even drink that kind of alcohol. Is isoprophil.
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>>672749973
wtf I was quoting this
>>672749715
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>>672749474
One time a brown person walked in and said his sister had a pork allergy and wanted us to rinse the blade. If you really had that kind of allergy you wouldn't go near a pizza place, because we wouldn't guaranteed that pork couldn't find its way on to pizza.
anyway they're both going to islam hell.
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>>672749973
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kfc-customer-refused-hand-wipe-4343915
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>>672750053
You were probably stuned by this impressively beautiful battleship :)
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>>672740601
Spotted the delusional retard who has had his dick and balls removed and mandatory anal implant installed to butt hurt and tell you how to feel and what to think
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>>672749973
This. Use of intoxicating substances is banned in Islam, and for alcohol, that means consuming/using it to become drunk.
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>>672737645
underage...
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>>672750243
so I'm guessing muslim hospitols cant use alcohol to disinfect too? since I'm guessing they did this for publicity you wont have to worry about that kind of nonsense in real applications right? because I'm pretty sure almost everything in modern Hospitals is considered Halal
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>>672743741
Why should he seek mental help if he's happy living like he is? And I don't meant that in the sjw sense either - it's a win/win: he lives a happy, full life with other people with his views and he more than likely doesn't reproduce, passing his genes on. neuroatypical(?)-acceptance is the closest thing to voluntary natural selection human kind will ever get. There's no need to fight it.
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>>672736039
Thought this was bait, Googled for it...

Now all I feel is rage. I used to hate Germany because of the wars and shit, then I grew up and I learned that the Germans are pretty cool these days, industrious as fuck, top tier engineers. Fuck all sense of humour, but still pretty cool. Now the hatred is back, this time it's 100% justified.

Fuck, I'm out. My butt is fully flustered.
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>>672736129
it's not. Merkel is a fucking stupid pandering cunt
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>>672740449
>but it can and is right now

Not for long.
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>>672750784
The Muslims are making them illiterate too.
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>>672747172
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>>672740157

Luckily for them the feces of Syrian refugees are still available for their enjoyment.
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>>672749204
>implying that said accusations are totally unfounded and without merit
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>>672736039
>falling for sourceless garbage from a British tabloid

No wonder Trump is doing so well. You retards eat up every piece of bullshit that crosses your mouths.
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>>672739979

no one cares
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>>672750547

>student != underage

anon plz
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>>672740664
Why are /pol/acks always having all the fun?
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>>672736039
just leaving this here.
its a collection of crimes with a policereport commited by "refugees"

https://www.google com/maps/d/viewer?mid=z12D0zt-V4iI.kXGfjpzjOS1Q

i am shure everybody on 4chan understands german since its prooven that you motherfuckers all read Mein Kampf.
or use google translater
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>>672750983

Well it's sort of obvious that when you invite a bunch of retarded savages into your country that the literacy rate is going to suffer.
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>>672750124
>be me
>on barbecue event in german high school
>moooslims needs own grills, own forks, own meat because moooo pork is haram
>me grillmaster, doesnt give a shit, because has a shitwork to do.
>random sandigger come by
>"can i have a sausage pls"
>gave this faggot a mixed sausage, indeed with pork in it
>dude didnt notice the difference in taste
>probably send about 15 sandniggers in hell.
>this day was a good day.
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>>672749089

Q: What did the suicide bomber say to the devil?

A: Why am I here? Where are my 72 virgins?
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>>672750983

I live in Rochdale, where they're sending endless pleb tier refugee cunts on top of all the cousins of cousins of cousins of all the Pakis already here.

The high school down the road had 90+% pass rates with 5 A-C's a couple of years ago. Since they took on board all the immigrant cunts it has slid to 12%.

Everyone else is screwed because they have to go over the same shit again and again and again just to make these curry wogs understand basic concepts.

>pic related it's the next generation at every primary school in the area
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>>672751410
Hitler could have prevented this.
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>>672751017
>would wife and have interracial babies with
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>>672751488

If their version of heaven is anything like the countries they come from then I'm pretty sure hell would be preferable.
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>>672751488
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Holy shit Europe is getting cucked so fucking hard.
>pic related
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I'll just leave this here. Financed by German tax money.

http://www.zanzu.de/en/home
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>>672745769
See, I know you're not actually Muslim because you're using the internet for a reason other than to post videos of you beheading someone.
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the problem with the education system in germany is that only left-wing losers work there

they brainwash the children. they start in the 5th grade (10-12 years old) to teach about the holocaust and never stop until the students finish school.
5th grade: read holocaust literature in german calss
6th grade: read holocaust literature in englsih calss
7th grade: draw holocaust pictures in art class
8th grade: read again holocaust literature in german calss
9th grade: class trip to auschwitz
10th grade: wwII in history -> lets have a closer look at the holocaust
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>>672748172
judaism is the 2nd most popular religion, get your facts straight you cuck liberal.
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>>672752177

well at least they got the illustrations on this page right http://www.zanzu.de/en/getting-pregnant-hiv
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>>672752309
>true

because everything the nazi germans did where holocaust related, and bad....
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>>672750259
kek
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>>672752177
What am I looking at on this site?
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>>672746809
The land of inbreeding.
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>>672752285
Brits and there posters. It's like right out of Terry Gilliam's Brazil.
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>>672749155

but you said it was in cafeterias in areas with large muslim populations? why would they stock a product for the 10 customers who want it? I mean, it would be like all cafeterias serving matzah ball soup, and if they didn't then it was them "giving into Christian tastes."
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>>672736039
Sure it is faggot OP. Alex Jones much.

You conservitards will literally believe anything to peddle your bullshit bigoted agenda.

So pathetic.

1 / 10 for making me reply.
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>>672752656
they want to teach refugees how to have sex in germany without breaking the law
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>>672752656
A site for all the newfriends coming to Germany from far away and not knowing anything about how to behave in Germany and sexuality in general. This one explains how to get AIDS.
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>>672738974
is it loud fake?
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>>672751410
this is pretty much exactly how i pictured /pol/
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>>672752291

or to be on teenage cam chat sites saying

>sex
>show bob
>sex now
>bob
>u like arab
>sex me
>sex
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>>672752923
Shit, Germany is fucked if this is how simple they have to make it for the "refugees".
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>>672753177
A little fatter maybe.
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>>672752923

so if i piss on a guys ass from above i have aids?

brb getting tested
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>>672736039

haha what cucks, just give them Germany already
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>>672751410
>>672753177
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>>672752834
>top kek
>need to be teached how to have sex without raping someone, or transmeting hiv or even a sandnigger tumor

How dumb are these immigrants... Seriously, even my cat have more brain. They must have done inbreed since centuries.
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So Europoor are willing going to become Muslim bitches because it would be too offensive to ask them to stop killing/raping?

Feels good to be Amerifat
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>>672736039
Crazy how Germany today can't stand up for shit but 80 years ago they could conquer a continent and take on the entire world.
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>>672753172
German here,the article itself is fake but they talked about pork at schools etc. , as far as I know it's not banned (yet)
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>>672752923
So you can get AIDS from swallowing cum? I blew my friend and swallowed his load on a bet.

Shit!
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>>672753435
At least /pol/ is not /r9k/. Robots are whining beta faggots, /pol/acks are funny, at least sometimes.
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>>672753752
Very unlikely, but yes.
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>>672745865
agreed
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>>672743261
>I am basically a young white girl
>basically
sure
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>>672753564

Pakistan has the highest rate of incest on the planet thanks to generation upon generation of cousin on cousin marriage. They fuck their cousins, they have babies, their babies fuck their cousins, they have babies, they fuck their cousins, they have babies... On and on forever.

This is why they're so fucking stupid. Also why in European cities with high Pakistani populations they make up 96% of hospital cases for retard children while only making up 20% of the population. They are braindead genetic monsters raised on a diet of hatred and greed and used to living like maggots in a rotting diaper.
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>>672745865
Your are in for a ride then. Hillary is going to beat the shit out of Trump in the general election. 60:40 or worse.
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>>672736039

They should spike the water supply with pigs blood.
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>>672736039
i get that this is fake but

why would anyone consider this viable?

Syrians and other muslims are the ones fleeing. so why should the receiving society have to change to suit them? If you're the immigrant, YOU adapt, not the other way around.

If i moved to like Japan and just stomped around like a massive american faggot, and expected everyone to learn english and stop liking tentacle rape, i'd be an asshole
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>>672754133
A Pakistani programmer works on my team. He's getting his master's degree in computer science over here in Germany and works 3 days at my company. He is smart as hell.
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>>672753999
WITNESSED
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>>672753668
was soll das yet am ende , glaubste wir leben hier bald nach der sharia ? ist doch alles heiße luft um nichts , ich hab bisher keineerlei veränderung dies bezüglich am eigenen leibe erfahren
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>>672754347

it's not fake
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>>672745865
she's not wrong

they want to actually reach their target. doesn't make sense to die before you get there.
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>>672754374
>smart paki

good one
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>>672736039
Germany, a place famous for their beers and bratwurst, now getting rid of the bratwursts. How long before they get rid of alcohol too?

Or better yet, when will they reinstate the next nazi regime and clean house?
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>>672754143
Butt hurt bernie supports will vote not hillary, low demo voter turnout, and or hillary indictment.
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>>672736039
It's their loss. I enjoy the fuck out of bacon, and if they don't want to eat it, then that's more for those of us who love it!
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>>672754434
Stimmt. Wenn das jemand vorschlägt, wird das auch so ein Fail wie der Veggieday.
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>>672754445
snopes says otherwise

they tried to take pork off the menu in some daycares and schools. merkel says nope.
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>>672752923
>how to give* AIDS.
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>>672754650
Democratic and most independent Bernie supports will go with Hillary over Trump. Hillary indictment will never happen.
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>>672754143
Most polling data is showing a historic landslide in Hillary's favor. Probably more like 80/20.
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>>672753999
>>
Muhammad's life in 4 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmGoc3TmPcY
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>>672754691
gehe ich auch von aus , die mehrzahl der deutschen hat (hoffe ich jedenfalls ) dann doch noch etwas verstand
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>>672736039
>Hating refugees
>Being a cuck to putin's propaganda war to punish merkle for sanctions
ebin
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>>672754879
60/40 would already be historic. I think the biggest difference to date was something like 22 points. 80/20 sounds extreme, but who knows.
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>>672749715
This is stupid. Alcohol is not forbidden in Islam.
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>>672755014
>"Germans"
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>>672754779

yeah, it's not fake though

they've already done this shit in the uk for a decade

you can't eat a school meal in the uk without it being halal

you can't eat pizza hut, kfc, mcdonalds etc. without it being halal

even subway has removed pork from their range entirely in the uk

it is all halal slaughtered torture meat bullshit
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Will the Europeans ever draw the line or are they aiming to get completely dominated while refusing to defend themselves?
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>>672752788
>>672752285
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>>672754879
>smoking some whacked out shit

wait what?
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>>672755534
on that cridnack
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>>672736039
Merkel is trying to be Hitler by unifying greater-Germany under one government
a shit tier caliphate, but one government all the same
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>>672755366
You do that in the UK. We here in Germany love our pork and if some kindergarten takes it of it's menu, we don't care. We can get pork everywhere. Last time I stayed in the UK, at the Imperial College in London, there was still plenty of bacon and sausages in the full English.
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>>672755366

so the fuck what? why would a company eliminate an economic opportunity? if I told you that you could get a lot more customers and keep the ones you have just by killing the cow with a knife instead of an air prod? its the same fucking cow, making the same fucking burger. and all they have to do is get a dude with a beard and a hat to kill the cow with a knife. hell, in some areas they are ok with an imam mass blessing the cows before throwing them into the meat grinder. who the fuck cares? who honestly the fuck cares?

and while you are busy crying about how cows are being blessed by a desert god that is different from your desert god, the actually people who are fucking up your life keep collecting your money and drinking your tears.
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>>672747893
Apparently the thing is "what they don't know ain't their fault" but they should repent in case they find out.
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>>672736039
>>672751426

>2015+1
>thinking Germany has it bad with Muslim rape of white girls
>that map is nothing compared to England

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang
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Barbarians at the gate
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>>672736039
fake fake fake
fake fake fake
its not real
its not re-al

fake fake fake
fake fake fake
its not real
its not REEE-AL
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>>672756053
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>>672755014
what about per capita by demographic
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>>672756123
Somebody must show these stupid fucks, may as well be me.
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>>672736039
Nice try faggot. This is GOP propaganda designed to scare voters into voting for Trump.

So much B.S.!
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>>672755183

It is- for drinking

I doubt there's prohibition on using it as a cleaning agent
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look... yesterday, I´ve been to a city with that many turks in it, that locals call it "little istanbul". I went to the market place and ate a sausage with mustard. This is fake.
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>>672737645
But what if they did ban it? What would you do? Nothing...
So really, all we are doing is waiting for it to happen.
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>>672756336
And premarital sex is forbidden for christians. I now a lot of christians who fuck around and a lot of muslims who drink.
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>>672756254
kek
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>>672756464
>implying they could ban it
Will never happen.
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>>672745865
Of course a black says zoz. You're the only one.
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>>672756401
A halal suasage. Halal faggot.
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>>672756294
Classic GOP stupidity..... (pic related)
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>>672756254
>peace sign
>i will kill u
islamic philosophy in a nutshell
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>>672751805
'Asian'
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>>672756539

That doesn't mean muslim businesses won't want to maintain appearances and it doesn't mean the religion doesn't forbid it

In Canada, lots of people smoke weed- doesn't mean it's not illegal
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PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

AT LEAST I KNOW I AM FREE

[guitar solo intensifies]
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>>672747935

add links so we can know moar
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>>672741095
>woman's anus says don't fuel hatred
proof that PC is a load of shit and hot air
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>>672756751
No, it means victory. And some cultures it's an offensive gesture.
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>>672747654
>Shows up in different country
>demands special accommodation
in our schools its either hot lunch or cold lunch.
If you don't like what they serve, either bring your own lunch or go hungry.
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>>672751017
Aunt Jemina 2.0
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>>672756991

yeah, but they serve food based on general local tastes yes? I mean, the borsch might not be good borsch, but it is still borsch for the little comrades? if more people want falafel. then they start serving falafel.
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>>672756991
no, im a moooslim faggot, i dont like hot german sausage HALALALALALALALALALAL
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>>672740271
>>672752815
The problem is that people want to be upset at the cause by blaming the symptoms. The symptom is germany banning sausage. The Cause is a huge influx of non/anti-german muslims from the middle east. Unfortunately, it isn't "pc" to blame muslims for destroying your country, so instead people just complain about it changing. Which, obviously, is easily pushed aside by the politicians telling people that they're just "afraid of change." What they forgot was that it is Bad Change.

So you see, Political Correctness gags people, prohibiting them from speaking their mind, and the politicians use it (on purpose, make no mistake) to push agendas.
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>>672741095
Why can't the right make funny cartoons?
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>>672757180
I know right?

a 1 in a million case, and suddenly anon, thinks that it's somehow common place.
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>>672756958
why would they threaten peaceful countries with violence and death
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>>672756765

in the uk 'asian' is the non-racist way of talking about pakistanis

the problem is that it is massively racist towards chinese, indians, japanese, koreans, thai, cambodians and everyone else in asia who is nothing like your stereotypical paki
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>>672739732
why is world war always about germany
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>>672757436
Ever heard of the Anglo-Saxons?
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>>672757289

because the last time right wing policy decided to "have a laugh" 6 million people died
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>>672757436

Cuz Germany is the central HQ for Fortress Europa- ain't you never played Risk?
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>>672756254

Wait, that's real?
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>>672757548
you mean "white privilege"?
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>>672757395
Because they're pieces of shit that have nothing to lose. They have no dignity like fucking junkies.
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>>672757180
Oops, I meant Jemima
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>>672757275
mass migration is unfortunately another symptom. inevitably, this effort at pluralism will prove futile and the western world will have to purge itself of aliens if it wants to preserve its affluence and privilege in the 21st century
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>>672757436
We are stuck in the middle of Europe. You can't have a good war without us.
Can we play with the Allies this time? inb4 winning team joiner
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>>672757680
No I mean Superior Genetics.

>also b8
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>>672756034
>mfw 2000 plus schoolkids raped by mustafa in england
>mfw england lies back and takes it like a pro cuck
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>>672736039
fake and gay. kill yourself op. stop shilling for the republicants.
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>>672757822

Don't worry

Soon the US will let you rearm and you'll be the tip of the spear for the allies
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>>672757848
>Superior Genetics

this is what conservatives actually believe.

>2016
>being this uneducated
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>>672757762
>if it wants to preserve its affluence and privilege

You cannot want that which you cannot explain. The people of Europe are told everyday they most atone for their sins. That the White Devil must be purged, and that they MUST like it. It's NewSpeak.
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>>672758046
>>672736292
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>>672757694
doesnt it make more sense to just deny them entry since they dont contribute?
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You should have listened to meeee....Listened....
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>>672756034
>>672758044

When in Rome...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elm_Guest_House_child_abuse_scandal
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>>672758074
Because it's true
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>>672758074
>this is what conservatives actually believe
who said I was a conservative?

Also, show me another race of man that has had the same extent of influence on the world as the European Man.
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>>672736039
ban this germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
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>>672758182

Yes, but apparently stricter immigration laws are racist
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>>672758112
what benefit can that possibly have for the country
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>>672758182
But that would be inhumane. We have a moral obligation to help people in need of a white woman to rape.
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>>672758196
>comparing a few plebs in the 70's when cp was still legal in half of europe to hundreds of rapey mongoloids 40 years later
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>>672758274
>show me another race of man

because you can steal other people's ideas?

yeah, okay, so original.
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>>672742012
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>>672758300
Fuck off with your shitty video.
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Individual people are being retards, the government wants them to NOT be retards. Nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>672758310
how is public safety and economic security racist
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>>672758074
They may be right, but my Community College professor told me otherwise.
>typical to call someone uneducated when you can't refute them.
>see James Watson
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>>672758457
but isnt that the opposite of feminism
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>>672752483
That's not a cuck liberal. You can tell it's a sand nigger from the spelling
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>>672758074
but..but.....some people DO have superior genetics, you have trisomy 21 for 2n=47+21 for example
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>>672758456
It only benefits the politicians.

They let in a bunch of people willing to vote for them -> they get voted into office. It's like the Lyndon B Johnson quote, "I'll have those niggers voting Democrat for the next 200 years."

The Politicians don't care for the country, they don't care for the People. They only care for themselves. They are the incarnation of Baltar.
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>>672752689

No, that's just England.
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>>672758583
because germany have the nazi stigma.
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>>672758583

I don't know, nor do I agree- but for a long time in Europe whenever someone suggests tightening immigration policies, someone else points and yells, "RACISMS!!" and now it's become a real problem
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>>672758583
Because it's not altruistic. It's selfish, so it's wrong. Mandatory sharing is what the EU is about.
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>>672758492
>because we can steal other people's ideas

you didn't even bother to tell me whose ideas we "stole."
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>>672740601
>>672740664
>>672742839
>>672745001
>>672748172
they are. "progressive" feminist cucks. probably majority of these comments written by whites. white race is done. but there is a hope, because sheeple with their stupid anti-/pol/ memes and stupid insults like "virgin", sheeple always was the majority, and majority always didnt decide anything, in the beggining Hitler and his supporters were minority. but they could do it.
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>>672753752

Nigga u gay.
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>>672758706
>>672758760

So many edgy 16 year old on /b/

HUR: muh edge is cool!
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>>672752483
>judaism is the 2nd most popular religion
Bitch, please.
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>>672758809
why are they allowed to vote
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>>672741293
post photos sweetie
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>>672759147
who?
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>>672758736

No, being a brain-dead fucktard is pretty much textbook feminism.
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>>672758981
Nah man, it was just a bet among friends. Yeah, I lost, and didn't welsh, but it doesn't make me gay.
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>>672758914
but if you share everything wont you just end up being taken advantage of? isnt that the historical definition of appeasement?
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>>672758979
Exactly the only thought that gives me some peace.
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>>672759273
I respect your willingness to fulfill your bets, but sometimes there are bets you shouldn't take (There are stakes that are too high)
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>>672740664
You're supposed to give them funny nicknames like "Albino Joe" and "itchy butt Richie" not just write "Affection deprived tranny"

When did leftists lose their grasp on humor? Remember when they were the clever/funny people?
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>>672736039
A top politician has revealed..... Seems legit.
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sandnigger here....i don't give much shit about confessions but the shit europeans doing
which i call
>white men syndrom
is getting even on my nerves
they automaticly defend muslims or islam without knowing the context or anything
pic related...
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>>672751017
As a 2016 chinese, i would crown her my empress and slay mongols just to be with her.
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>>672759212
the barbarians
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>>672758750
not one word misspelled. and he's right you know.
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>>672741293
I'm sure you can find someone that will make you feel less lonely, if only for a night. Not me doe, my trans ex gf is trying to get back together and that ass is undeniable.
>>672741934
See above bby gurl
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>>672759461
>white men syndrom

>Men

Most white men vote right wing and don't suck Muslim dick. White women are bigger kikes than kikes.
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>>672759259
but if women arent allowed to prevent their own rape, can society even be considered civilized?
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>>672759725
ha most white women I have known are the most racist.
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