Waifu claiming thread 2.0
Rules are simple
>Claim your waifu
>Discuss waifus
>Dont steal/impersonate
>Talk shit about other waifus
>Dont shitpost
>Have fun
Ruby Claimed. Cute and deadly
>Exception for Roseanon
You forgot one rule; to bow before my trips and Ice Cream.
Top Ice Waifu all mine.
Claiming our scythe-wielding goddess
>>672729840
Right on time, am I?
A new beginning maybe. even though it feels so so hard To just accept it all and let things go
It's a slow process
I know
Just have to
Let things
Go
Good night everyone.
A lot of people here today.
>>672729776
Nothing much, just messing with models/props out of boredom as I usually do while thinking of something to do. Game has a pretty vast workshop. You could play find the cat, though you're right about the reward being lackluster.
Obligatory claim.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>672726557
Naja, so Späße wie Panzerung und Boiler werden ja in erster Linie durch die erhöhte Verdrängung dargestellt. Geschütze und Torpedos sieht man sogar im Detail. Was also bestimmt die Körpergröße, wenn nicht die Schiffsgröße selbst?!
Und natürlich Gute Nacht!
>>672726375
Half the thread does. Feel free to join!
>>672726072
I have clearly once witnessed you NOT doing it, so I would be willing to swear under oath that you never did.
Tenryuu claimed
>>672730153
G'night. Sleep tight.
>>672730162
>Wh-what anime?
My internet are a bad.
My digits.
>>672729928
>>672730043
>>672730086
>>672730098
>>672730153
>>672730161
>>672730162
Welcome back!
>>672730224
I thought you were going to sleep, tenryuu?
>>672730203
>>672730180
>>672730162
>>672730161
>>672730153
>>672730098
>>672730096
>>672730086
>>672730043
>>672729928
>>672730224
Obligatory welcome back message
>>672730153
Goodnight Tats!
Sleep well.
>>672729307
Fair enough.
What OST's are you listening to?
>May I recommend the PSG OST? As if I haven't enough already.
>Personal favourites are "D City Rock", "Fly Away" and "CHOCOLAT"
>>672729674
Oh god.
You'll need to greentext me some sometime.
I have a few white nigger stories myself.
>>672729759
Gonna need specifics.
I'm retarded.
>>672729943
Don't worry things get better for brief.
He's a pretty cool character!
I like basically all the characters in PSG.
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>>672730153
Night Tats!
Whoever it was that posted that Brandon Rodgers video I thank you, his channel is hilarious.
>Best idol claimed
>>672730203
Also best waifu claimed, ofc.
Question of the thread:
If all the republican presidency candidates would die and have their souls reborn in the body of little girls in school uniforms, which one would look cutest with raccoon ears?
Shiki claimed
Im back
>>672730203
Whew.
Close call.
Knew I could count on you, thanks shiro-kun!
>>672730397
Still singles
>>672730366
Checked
>>672730481
>best idol
>not rin-nyan
>>672730523
Donald Trump
>>672730153
gn
>>672728903
Pleeease finish Steins;Gate. I'm one of the ones who wants people to watch it since it's rare meeting people who have. It's art in form of fucking science.
>pic is mine.
>>672730045
What's with all the lewd? Is this common these days?
>>672730686
I didn't even notice satan dubs.
It's scary because the upload % froze at 66.
>>672730415
>>672730422
I truely feel welcomed whenever I come into these threads; so cozy.
>God tier
>>672730415
I have my tingling senses....But now let's get back to bed for real. See you guys.
>>672730322
Boku No Pico
>He'll be here soon I'm sure, no worries.
>>672730415
Thanks friendo.
>>672730422
Obligatory check.
>>672730594
Hey Shiki, hope you slept well.
>>672730153
Good night fam
>>672730415
>>672730422
You always greet everyone, its so fucking gay. Jk i feel good to be back from shit that just happened
>>672730322
I'm placing a bet that he returns around 8
>>672730523
I'm back. You still up for Warships?
>>672730422
Thanks Ruby!
>>672730831
Will do! My friend will never leave me alone if I don't. Got the blu ray here so I'm watching it in the best way possible.
Definitely enjoying it so far.
>>672731129
Goodnight!
Sleep well.
My digits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt5hmDN2SX0
>>672731409
>16:16:16
>>672731167
Always, used to not be able to sleep before 4 am and now I'm dead tired at 10pm.
>>672730422
And a good evening to you as well, old champ.
How's life treating you?
>>672730686
I don't know, I feel like he would be a total brat and too tomboyish to be a cute girl.
>>672730851
I'm spooked
>>672730921
Good to hear!
>>672731129
OK, goodnight!
>>672731178
>so fucking gay
Wow ok
PS: I'm going to try and make a discord server so we can keep conversations going without relying on constant streams of threads
If you want in on it add me on steam and pm Me telling me which anon you are and I'll send you an invite
htto://www.steamcommunity.com/id/xMatoi
>Roseanon
>snake tits
>>672731129
Good night big one
>>672731255
I was gonna be but i need to take care of someone you know what i mean
>>672730686
Maki has the exact qualities of a best girl.
>>672731596
>I'm going to try and make a discord server so we can keep conversations going without relying on constant streams of threads
I'm pretty certain that we already have a Telegram set-up for this.
>>672731596
Why aren't you posting pictures, friend ?
>You're not dishonoring your waifu, are you?
>>672731591
His glorious haircut would outmatch any loli's face or how they act
>>672731684
Best monster girl nice.
>>672731763
>doesn't nya
I beg to differ sir, but who am I to judge someone on their waifu
>>672731804
Do we?
>>672731804
Indeed, sadly the guy who can add people is gone.
>>672731738
Your cat? 3DPG gf? Archenemy? Your cock?
To trips
Or not to trips
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant
>>672731940
Yes we have. We already asked multiple times if someone wants to join the group, but no one wanted to
>>672732064
>>672732093
Not to trips
>>672732093
Sorry.
Keep trying!
>>672731969
What about the 2nd group?
>>672731582
I'm glad to hear it! Glad you're getting more sleep now, up to anything right now?
>>672731596
>discord
Disgusting.
>>672732064
Heyo Cowgirl.
>>672732093
Good effort, still love ya trips guy.
>>672731896
N.. No I just forgot I swear?
>>672731995
Hey Atago the tits didn't kill me what happened
>>672732093
>no waifu for you
>>672732138
Oh that's a shame, I'll join if it's still up, also what's telegram? And go to sleep!
>>672732138
I joined it..
>>672732093
You tried, at least you tried.
>>672731969
Well, of course he is. Who was that, by the way?
>>672732138
>no one wanted to
There must be some people in it...
>>672732239
Will do ma'am
>>672729840
https://togethertube.com/rooms/eeafec4a-01d1-46dc-b293-10759690307d
My digits.
>>672730415
Great minds think alike
>Rubyanon
>>672730439
Alright, time for greentext
>June 2015
>Chilling with friends (Communist, Bear Jew, and Part-Time Stoner) at the the Communists house. He just graduated so were all partying and drinking a bit.
>White nigger pulls up in his beat up Subaru that he claims is "not some cheap car"
>He asks if he can chill for a bit
>Why not? What's the worse thing that could happen?
>It's ok at first. Then it gets annoying
>He wont shut up about his GF who is leaving for Colorado to go to college
>He ends up talking nonstop Communist
>The stoner, bear jew, and I all of a sudden have a wild idea
>Go upstairs and grab 6 bottles of silly spray and walk outside to his car
>Grab door handle
>Click. It opens
>herewego.jpg
>Before we even start, we notice a box of tissues and some lubricant
>Has he? No...
>He has
>His glove box has a mountain of used tissues.
>Close door, go inside, and continue eating/drinking. Commie didnt know until he left
That's the worst story. Everything else is VERY tame after that.
>>672732209
>>672732257
Hi.
>>672731684
Me likey
>>672732064
Best
>>672732093
Keep trying, one day you'll succeed
>>672732093
One day
>>672732064
Hey moonpie
>>672732272
I let you live because I like you and I don't want you to die....
Wanna hug?
>>672732315
Kongou, should be back in a couple of months.
Better late than never, hey guys!
Wisconsin/premed
>>672732451
How's the milk addiction going?
>>672732637
>>672732451
It sucks...
>>672732451
I'm almost done with the Template. I'm just going through all the images, weighing my options, experimenting with placement.
>>672732533
Ah. Right, him. I remember now.
>>672732619
Heyo Premed Fran, hope you slept well.
>So many people in the thread
>I'm going to die of a heart attack
>>672730921
Hey there, Rei, how are you doing today?
Cleared up the issue with the exam?
>>672731255
I'm ready and wating.
>>672731940
I'm not sure if I'm ready for a loli with a toupee...
>>672732309
Hey Ruby, how're you doing?
>>672732138
I'll go to bed he says.
This time for real he says.
>>672732272
Hmmn, hmmn...
>>672732444
Checked fam
>Nice greentext btw, I kek'd
>>672732444
Kek
>>672732619
Welcome
>>672732444
No fucking way.
Dude that guy sounds really damn weird.
Dunno if I can live up to that story.
Probably shouldn't let him in your house.
>checked
>>672732468
Best Katawa.
>>672732504
Hi.
>>672732637
>>672732732
Deliciously.
>>672732744
That's awesome man, thanks for doing this and like I said if you need any more pictures I've got them all.
>>672732520
See pic
>>672732444
Trips confirm the story
>>672732138
Nevermind I got it downloaded, so what's the name of the group chat?
>>672732887
WHATRE THOSE HMMS SUPPOSED TO MEAN ID NEVER BETRAY MY WAIFU
>>672731940
It's kinda funny how if this was /a/ our banter would escalate into non-stop shit posting.
>>672732444
Checked
>>672732755
Hey, thanks. I've had a great day so far, how about you?
>>672733160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqHYzYn3WZw
Kill me
I want off this planet
My digits.
>>672733340
Oh my sweet summer child, it gets worse.
>>672733307
Thanks I needed that hug
>>672733192
Yeah that's /a/ for you
>>672733365
One day
>>672732997
>>672732732
Milk is great though, addictions are a blessing at this point I'd imagine with you.
>>672733199
Glad to hear (read) that, especially since it's Monday. I've got the flu so that's a thing with me now, thanks for asking man, means a lot.
>>672733340
>That fucking royalty free music
I hate this video already.
>Women aren't men, please stop trying so hard.
Eu claimed!
Another Tribute, my love.
You'll always live inside my Heart.
<3
>>672733340
New SJW being brainwashed i see
>>672733710
Hey Eu, you alright? You've been gone for a while now, glad you're not dead.
>>672733710
EU! You're alive. How are you?
>>672733340
Literally why
>>672733340
>Brainwashing children
That's literal child abuse
>>672731995
Ok just wrote the story and my phone turned off so ill tell tomorow
>>672732930
>>672732892
>>672732891
Yeah, after that it gets lame. He tried giving us a tour of his old Boy Scout headquarters once and we told him to fuck off. Then another time Commie and I put a bag of potatoes in his trunk.
>>672733340
I got AIDS from that video
>>672731591
Sorry for late reply. Life is going pretty good so far.
>>672731317
<3
>>672731178
It is indeed gay. Glad you're back.
>>672730921
Glad you feel welcomed. Always do my best to include everyone
After a few months in college he's just gotten cringe worthy.
Holo claimed you all fucked up
>>672733987
SEASON 3 NEVER
>>672733851
>>672733867
Hello friends! Yes Eu is still alive! Eu has just been busy with college stuff ;^; How have you all been?
>>672733340
You see I went to open it and my phone shows the thumbnail. I saw "feminist" and closed out of that faster than Usain bolt can do a 50 meter dash
>>672733957
You completely skipped HIV? that's impressive
>>672734096
I'm not dead yet.
>>672733573
Yeah, I avoid /a/, /mu/, and /lit/ for that exact reason
>>672733683
Aw, sucks man. Tamiflu should help, if not just gargle salt water if you have a sore throat and soup for chest pain and congestion. Or maybe Fran could replace your organs with new and improved ones
>>672734096
It is our Eu! This is great! Good to see you here again!
Also, check 'em.
>>672733160
I'm keeping my eye on you....
>>672734039
yeah fucking sucks
>>672733573
That's why I like it here with you all, it's just the right amount banter.
>>672733340
Have you seen the one about the little spics being just fucking awful?
>>672733683
True that.
>>672734096
Eu? Damn, good to see you
>>672733683
My life is like a fantasy, Taking over like a disease
>>672733573
And I needed to hug somebody
>>672733957
At least you teach him a lesson!
He'll learn soon.
>>672734271
W.. What!?
>>672734225
Don't we all
>>672734362
Exactly I feel the same. This is the only non cancerous part of /b/
>>672734177
kek, probably the smartest call. I'm a masochist.
>>672734096
Great, but i'm more interested in you. How's school and life been treating you?
>>672734387
I have not. link?
>>672734505
HEY, THAT WAS LEWD! Would you really share lewd material of someone you love, someone you hold dear? Hmm?!
Justice general here.
>>672734096
Glad to see that you're fine and well. O-oh, that's fine. Hope college has been going well, I've been doing okay, got the flu so I'm probably going to croak soon. Glad to have you back.
>>672734225
Currently eating a poptart to fight this sickness.
>maybe Fran could replace your organs with new and improved ones
Please do, friend. My body feels like a pile of raw meat right now.
>>672734451
>>672734387
Milk is just one of those things that makes life good.
>>672733710
Welcome back man
I think imma go. 4CHAN IS PISSING ME OF MAN FUCK CUM COMA RITUAL WITH PENTAGRAMS AND SHIT THATS WHATS IN ME HEAD NOW.
>>672734451
That's nice, I love hugs from Atago it's like two memory foam pillows get strapped to my face
>>672734605
I don't know if you're up for it yet
>>672734455
If I could show you our group chat you'd see how comical it gets. I've sent some stuff that's, well, a little over the line in terms of acceptability
>Sent several pics from /d/ once. Alcohol might have been involved
>>672734505
Das lewd. Nice
>>672734505
It's a shame, since parts of /tg/ are becoming shit too
>>672734690
I'll just need a blood type and family record. Actually, just give me your DNA sequence just to be safe
>>672734184
Thats great news pun-kun! Fight on! Fight on!
>>672734237
Why thank you friend, sorry Eu hasn't been around much, but she'll do her best to come here daily!
>>672734451
Pan Paka Paaan! Hello Atago, good to see you too!
>>672734561
Whaaa? Eu isn't that interesting, But school as been going well, sadly Eu has a exam this week though ;-;
>>672734690
Nooo hand-kun! Eu hopes you get better soon! Having the flu is not nice at all!
>>672734561
I'll see if I can find it, pretty sure it was a response to the first time Trump said he was gonna build the wall.
>>672734690
Damn right.
>>672734877
Awwww thanks
>>672734922
Oh god.
You're insane man, you'll do anything.
>>672735013
Gosh your life is exciting. I'm sure you will do great on your exam. I believe in you little genius.
>>672735043
>eagerly waits
>>672734960
Can I just send you my lesser hand in the mail and you can get all the info from that? I'll send the records rolled up in the palm.
>>672735013
Thanks Eu, not having you around is not nice at all. I hope college is going good for you, bud.
My digits.
>>672734922
>I need an invite / name to said chat group
>>672734960
Yeah 4chan is just becoming worse and worse, that's why I said the discord option. I have it made so if anyone wants to join just pm my steam here >>672731596
>>672735211
Any time pal
>>672735013
Hope you did well on your exam
>>672735461
Yeah, that should work, anything else you want? Extra arms? Better senses?
>>672735577
DOUBLE DUBS HE DID IT BOYS
>>672734096
Eu? Well, how lovely, truly.
>>672735616
Group chat ?
I-I mean, it's not like I want in on that..!
>>672735577
Congrats my nigga.
>>672735577
Holy shit he actually did it, what an absolute madman
>>672734877
>>672735211
Pillows form the front and back! Group hug!
>>672735443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDW1R9OmOr0
This is when the #deportracism was still a thing, you know back in those like 3 days when the jews thought they could force it down everybody's throat and nobody went for it.
>>672735400
I've done a lot of shit i'm not proud of, but even more that I am proud of, and that's all that matters. Right?
>>672735616
I wish, but it's a private chat on FB. If I could I would invite all of you to shitpost just to see the chaos
>Rubyanon
>>672735732
My right eye is horrible, have a stigma actually. Always have to wear glasses because of it, mind if I send that bad boy in as well?
>>672735945
Didn't save the group hug pic of Atago because lewd, sorry
>>672735945
YAY MORE HUGS!!!
>>672736045
Darn, I don't use Facebook that sucks.
>>672736058
>glasses
Same dude high five
>>672735945
>Pillows form the front and back
N-No! You'll kill her!
>>672733741
I really like that hair style.
>>672733957
>so far
Expecting something bad?
>>672735945
Holy fuck 3 seconds in and i want to nuke Mexico. How much PCP did they give this kid?
But seriously this child propaganda is disgusting. Dame Jews....
>>672735577
Congrats
>>672735616
Well, most of /tg/ is OK, some are just "you are having fun wrong"
>>672736058
Yeah, I know that feel. I can't even see the big E on the eye chart
>>672735616
Just search for "Tenryuu" in Telegram, send me a message, and we'll add you to the group.
>my senses
>>672736223
>>672735577
You did it. Congrats
>>672735945
"It's Spanish, idiota"
No it's not. It's a perverted version of it
I can't wait until Trump becomes president
>>672736166
I'm sure it is.
>>672736223
Hugs a best.
>>672736253
Kill them with kindness!
>>672736045
We've all done things were not proud of. Best to focus on the things you are!
I'd join that group chat but as much as I like you guys, I'd rather not give out my Facebook.
>not that I ever use it
>>672736223
>I don't use Facebook
>that sucks
>sucks
Considering yourself pure that you don't.
>glasses club
>no nerds allowed.
>>672736391
Also have glasses? You're welcome to the four eye club any time man, we compare glasses and pull Velmas.
>>672736283
Always gotta be on the lookout. Never know when a zombie apocalypse is gonna break out
>>672736531
I only came back to FB to join the group chat. Besides that it's garbage. Plus we all changed our names to Communist leaders
>mfw i'm Kim Jong Ill-est
I'm going to bed, night folks
>>672736283
Ahhh Shiro ahhh
You seem to recognize her, despite her hair style.
Thanks :)
>>672736882
Good night, sleep well! <3
Time for me to go to sleep. Bye everyone
>>672736882
Goodnight!
>>672736882
Goodnight, Shiki. Sleep warm and well.
>>672736942
Goodnight, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>672736882
>>672736942
Night!
>>672736691
And be annoyed that people's first response is to take your glasses and hold up fingers. I just told you I can't see for shit, why do you need proof?
>>672736882
>>672736942
Goodnight beautifuls
>>672736882
>>672736942
Good night!
>>672737312
Well i got last image should i bake new bread?
>>672737285
Thank god I'm not the only one who hates that
I got new thread >>672737463
>>672736691
To be fair glasses are really attractive
>I'm speaking about girls, I'm not gay so I can't judge guys
>>672736785
Yeah that's all I use my Facebook for.
I can't really remember what all our names are, I think they're all inside jokes to take the piss out of each other.
>I have nice friends
>No I don't
>>672736882
Goodnight!
>Stocking
>>672736223
>I don't use Facebook
Shit I thought I was the only one.
>>672736376
Trump won 46% of the hispanic vote in Nevada I think it was, legal immigrants hate the fucking stupid spics that come over illegally, its either my great grandmother or my grandmother but both of them were Cuban immigrants that came over legally because fuck Castro and they fucking hated illegals with a passion.
>>672736501
Gonna be fun to drink all the liberal tears.
>>672736465
>Just realized there are no Holstaur boob hat pictures
And another thing to the list.
>>672736882
>>672736942
Goodnight.
