Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Remember: Don't kill yourself on a Monday. Try Wednesday instead.
Shiki claimed
>>672703342
Miia claimed
Playing cs:go so I won't post much
Holo claimed
Sanya Claimed~
Hi everyone
>>672703502
>playing CS:GO
I knew that your slav genes can't resist the game....
>>672703550
Hello Cowgirl-Anon. How's your day on the other side of the big pond?
>>672703342
Tats claimed.
>>672703658
I see the refugees haven't killed you yet.
Fuck this Monday Taihou and Admiral here!
Noodle
>>672703658
Same as always, nothing's really going on.
>>672703768
Not really. Fun fact: They begin to leave Germany because it didn't "fulfilled their expectations".....or in other words: Most of them didn't flee from war in the middle east....
Is it normal to have the urge to start a mass genocide?
>>672704094
The usual mass shooting as stuff....a normal monday
Did someone call for Stocking?
Don't die
>>672704278
>begin to leave Germany
I really hope they go to the UK or something, South Europe and the Mediterranean cannot handle anymore shit from them.
Having the urge to kill muslims is not only normal, but encouraged.
>>672704307
Hey, how's it hanging
>>672704919
I'm doing pretty good today thanks, uni was boring.
How are you?
Best waifu claimed~
Good evening everyone! How are you doing this fine day?
Post 'em.
>>672704278
>Is it normal to have the urge to start a mass genocide?
Nope, when you realize the white race is the superior race by a wide margin then its pretty normal.
>>672705208
Don't got one.
>>672705173
Hey Shiroanon!
I'm doing alright today, how are you?
>>672705153
I see many new faces around here
>>672705292
Yes you do. It just wasn't put together very well.
>>672704307
Not really....i called for all waifus. But Stocking is better than her sister imo....
>>672704852
Ah, the new Shiki art i see....
>>672704919
> South Europe and the Mediterranean cannot handle anymore shit from them
But you guys are the reason that our politicans can create our refugee camps away from the city sections with the rich people.
But yeah, Germany is drifting into the right parties again.....this remembers me of something. Something that happend ~75 years ago....but i don't know what. Hmmmmm...
>>672705173
Hallo Shiro. Mir geht's ganz gut, meine CPU ist heute angekommen, ich hoffe das ich meine GPU dann am Mittwoch in den Händen halte...
>>672705208
Here you go
>>672705421
Still not sure how I feel about the long hair.
>>672705411
Yeah and I deleted it shortly after posting it.
>>672705385
Been gone for a while?
Been on these threads for about 2 weeks straight now.
Not long but known.
>>672705421
I must've misread.
Agreed though, Panty is too crude for me, Stocking is organised and intellectual.
And goth girls are super flawless.
>>672703342
>Posting about fictional women this early in the morning
Where did I go wrong
>>672705720
Oh.
I'll make you one.
>>672706028
But it's the evening in the first world, perfect time for fictional women.
>>672705843
Yea I was here since the beginning
Been away for like 2-3 weeks
>>672705153
I was pretty good, I have a bottle of Mnt. Dew, that a friend gave me, for some reason. Something about it not being available in Greece and that I should try it. How so you guys drink this shit? It tastes like rancid rat piss.
>>672705385
Oh yeah. How's that whole back problem thing going for you?
>>672705421
Yeah, at least we have islands to contain the refugees, but it's not like Greece is bereft of cuck. just this morning there was a whole rally in the city center about refugees, and how 'they are welcome' and that the UN should be ashamed for not letting them in.
Hotaru Shidare Claimed
>>672703342
Is hand-kun around?
I found something out today, prone masturbation, ie laying face down on a surface like a bed or a couch or something and humping it until orgasm is actually very bad for you. It can lead to erectile dysfunction and a sever decline in the quality of sex later in life.
This site has all the information http://www.healthystrokes.com/
>>672706382
Neutral feelings towards normal dew but love the cherry one, I have a something of a sweet tooth.
>>672703342
Very hesitant claim
>>672706219
I'd be appreciative, if you need any pictures for it or ones of specific sizes I can try and find some.
>>672706283
Oh, you're our Snek-anon. Good to see you again.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>672706283
Ah, makes sense then.
There's a lot of assholes who claim Stocking that are rude to everyone but I usually claim her first.
I'd like to consider myself a regular now.
>>672706382
Haha, I don't!
Energy drinks taste like battery acid and cat piss so I avoid them.
You're lucky they're not available there.
>>672706521
Good thing I don't do that then.
Interesting though.
>>672706794
Don't be hesitant.
Take pride in your waifu!
Best husbando claimed.
The Rift and War Thunder....sounds like a interesting combo. I'll try it out next month as say how it is....
>>672707009
You must proceed at high velocity
>>672706875
Hi how are you
Sadly I don't remember you
>>67270638
Good and what about your Albanian nigger problem
>>672707009
A best.
>>672707286
>Sadly I don't remember you
Ahaha, that's okay! You've never seen me here before.
>>672707058
Well nice to meet you then stocking-chan/kun (whatever you prefer) I am looking for knowing you better
>>672707058
I dunno man. The only reason she's a hesitant claim is because I'm VERY confused on what I feel about her. I feel both irritation AND attraction, at the same time.
Claiming that fucker Rich Evans
>>672707151
gotta go fast
>>672707299
No, u a best
>>672707761
Are you a tsundere?
>>672707058
The only one I actually kind of like anyways is Red Bull.
>>672706697
I never tried Cherry, but the regular flavor is just awful, truly one of the worst things I have ever tasted.
>>672707286
Meh, my brother employed him in his company, which I told him not to do, but he did anyways. Now he earns more money than me, with absolutely no qualifications. I hope my sister drops him soon.
>>672707141
Hey Ginko. How've you been,
https://youtu.be/F77WRGGFPWE
>>672707997
GUUH?!
Please, for the love of Christ don't tell me I SOUNDED like one.
>>672707660
Likewise miianon! (let me know what you'd like me to call you)
I think Stocking-kun has a nice sound to it.
How has your day been?
>>672707761
Ah I get you man.
Personality is pretty important to me but I guess since she's only a cartoon you can base her off of attraction alone.
You've claimed her now anyway, clearly you claimed her for a reason!
>>672707998
Unless Lucozade counts then I don't like them at all.
Which is a shame because all the vending machines at my uni are full of them.
>>672707998
Wtf he employed that nigger?
What is this
>>672707629
Well then nice to see you I hope we will be friends but if I can ask what is your waifu name?
claimd
Hello bishes ~~~ Sena here
>>672707998
Not that great, actually. Incredibly tired, just feel like drowning in my bed right now. Don't really feel like sharing music, sorry.
>>672707959
We both a best, so are our waifus.
>>672708466
You did.
>>672708547
People here call me miia-chan snek-kun or just snek you choose which one you want and the day was kinda shit
>>672709091
I'll go with miia-chan!
What made it so shit?
>>672708547
How're you doing on the whole cutting the cancer stick thing?
>>672708610
Sadly yes he gave him a position in the company and now well he sits on his ass mumbles a few commands or complains here and there and get his money. It sucks, but what can you do?
>>672708998
>>672707998
>one off
Anyways, had a tough day?
>>672708610
Kasane Teto.
>>672708547
She was very annoying and an airhead at the start, which is why I feel exhausted and exasperated simply just by listening to her. She's still an airhead, but now, her annoying personality is... somewhat charming. Like, I find it enjoyable to listen to her now.
It's WEIRD.
Best red head waifu claimed
>>672709015
NOOOO! OF ALL THE THINGS I COULD HAVE BEEN CALLED!
Oh God, it all makes sense now...
>>672709510
Exactly 1000 posts apart is pretty impressive. And not necessarily, just an average day. I've just been getting more and more tired as of late, and I have no idea what the cause could be.
So how's life been treating you?
>>672709510
Not too bad. Had about half what I usually do today!
Been a little anxious because of it though, how have you been doing?
>>672709565
You've grown on it.
I used to think Stocking was bitchy but after rewatching the anime I thought she was pretty justified and liked her more.
Everyone has their flaws, you learn to like em.
Or at least tolerate them.
it looks like I have two "Do it for her" templates to make.
>>672709542
Can I call you Kas-chan?
>>672709510
If he has no qualifications I don't think it's legal for him to do this job you could snitch on him well idk how it is in Greece
>>672703898
Fuck you
>>672709478
Nothing special just a bad day
>>672710117
It was okay. The yearly three day trip is just around the corner and volunteered to escort the kids, cause I'm a masochist, so I'm kind of excited and anxious at the same time. Maybe you're not eating well?
>>672710191
Smoked like three or four cigarettes today, not that bad to be honest.
>>672710458
It's his company so he is free to do whatever he wants, but at the end of the day it's just to please my sister and nothing more, he's more of a pain in the ass than anything else.
>>672711152
Fair enough.
We all have bad days eh? Tomorrow will be a better one.
>>672711289
That's pretty good!
Keep that up and you'll be on the fast track to having like 1 a day.
>>672710458
Yes, you can! Kas-chan it is!
Just got home. Sup?
>>672711963
Not much....just ate some Sushi and now trying to not to kill someone. It's really hard on a Monday, trust me. What about you?
>>672711963
Welcome rubyanon!
Had a good day?
>nobody shit talking as far as the eye can see
A strange sight on /b/. Good for you anons.
Gots to claim tsukiumi!
>>672712306
These threads are always very friendly.
Welcome!
How are you doing?
>>672703342
Your waifus are shit you autist retards
>>672711435
That's actually one of my more long-term goals. To be at the point of only smoking one cig/day by this summer. The problem is that I'm not stable there are days where I smoke 3 cigs and others where I smoke like 9 or 10.
>>672712142
Just drinking coffee and also trying not to kill someone.
>>672712196
Hey Stockinganon! Not much. Just relaxing a bit and shitposting in a group chat
Also internet sucks so I'll be slow to respond
>>672712757
It's good not to strain yourself. Set realistic goals so you're not disappointed I'd they're too much.
Guess it depends on stress eh?
>>672712765
Ah shitposting.
So the usual?
Don't worry about slow replies, I get the feeling man.
>>672703550
>>672712565
Thank you kindly! I am well, how are you?
>>672703502
Till friday, stop fucking lying
Claimed
>>672713372
I'm alright thank you!
Not really done much today so I've been fairly bored.
Got much planned for the week?
>>672713128
Yeah I guess.
>>672713305
>
>when you fail to unlock your waifu
Damn you Rng
>>672711963
Another new face
>>672711289
That sucks man I hope he will get cancer
>>672713563
Calcium is good for you
>>672713690
I haven't seen the real Miia in a while. How're things?
>>672713675
You should only use the first from right....
>>672713305
Hello Atago. You got my message on Xbox?
>>672713890
I'll get on it right now
>>672711963
Another new face welcome
>>672711836
Yey Kas-chan it is then
>>672711435
Yea I know thanks
>>672711289
That sucks man I hope that he will die from cancer
>>672713128
Yup. This stupid college kid from this weekend is somehow in our Group Chat and is just complaining. We kept him in just to laugh more and shitpost.
Also gonna grab another coffee.
>>672713876
The day was shit but otherwise great what about you?
>>672713420
Sorry mang I wasn't able to wait that long
>>672713988
There sure are very much new faces, u know miho. Hes a fucking dick, if im right it is miho
fuck yall niggas
>>672713988
Nice dubs.
No problem, got many plans for the week?
>>672714048
That's kinda the same in our chat.
This faggot has been invited to our chat so we usually just laugh at him because he just posts cancer 9gag memes and shit.
I may grab a tea actually.
>>672713876
L-Lewd
>>672713988
>>672713690
I'd prefer if he got aids or something. He is just a fucking leech after all.
>>672714390
>tea
You really are British, aren't you?
>>672713546
Understandable stocking-anon. Just got a whole lotta shit to do for college. On break from my classes and found this nice little sub community here. I'll drop by again if you all are still around!
>>672714338
Sadly I don't know him but I will when he will show up
>>672714390
Holy shit are you me? This kid does the same shit. Worst part is before he left for college we kinda knew him and he was aight. Weird but whatever. Now he says he not racist while posting 9fag memes about the Chinese being squint eyes. Now we just rail on him for his stupidity.
>also call him a white nigger cause he is
Captcha: Coffee
>>672714390
Nah maybe I will go out with friends but nothing special and what about you?
>>672714301
See>>this post
>>672713890
It says incorrect email/password, probably because I don't have the EU server downloaded. I'll take another shot at it right now
>>672713985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7vWDJEwZZY
>>672715026
Try to DL the EU client first
>>672715041
>>672713985
Bikini Party!
>>672715295
>>672715041
>>672713985
Can i join?
i see no one has claimed my waifu though they've claimed my second favourite tatsumaki. asui tsuyu is best
>>672715295
Count me in
>>672714338
>Hes a fucking dick
What did he do?
>>672715177
IT'S HAPPENING
>>672714604
I'd say I half live up to the name.
Love tea but really don't like crumpets. Or any kind of cakey food in fact.
>>672714742
We'll probably be around most of the night.
Glad you decided to drop by, see you later!
>>672714831
Holy shit what if I'm just talking to myself right now from a different time period?
The guy in our group basically pretends he's a nigger.
Hand gestures and all.
He always makes "When the bae" jokes thinking were gonna laugh and relate but we basically (baesically (lol kill me)) just take the piss out of him for being retarded.
Difference is this guy has always been a fag.
He's the type of guy who thinks Highschool DxD is top tier anime.
Captcha: Pizza
>they know
>>672714939
Hope you have fun then!
I won't be doing much, The Division and Hitman come out this week so I'll be playing them all weekend.
>>672715295
Can't say no
>>672715295
I'm in
The Frozen Queen of Dairy has been claimed once more. Free Ice Cream for all. All flavours available apart from mint. Fuck mint.
>>672715295
>iwin.rar
>>672715602
Idk if it was miho but someone was just a nazi saying that every's waifu is bad, normally everyone does that that but he is a nazi about it
>>672715295
Daily claim
How's everyones day going?
How's it going today everyone?
>Best idol claimed
>>672715547
>>672716178
>Best idol claimed
I haven't seen that in a little while. Good to see you again.
>>672715979
Well, that just sounds like flat shitposter material. I'd ignore him.
>>672715709
I think you're just a Brit version of me
Except out guy hates most animes and waifus so we make fun of him for liking 3DPD. Also he's just retarded
>>672715766
>>672716147
>>672716178
Hey guys! How are you?
>Swinsuit time? Swimsuit time
>>672716338
BRS claimed
>>672713305
>>672713563
>>672713876
So, what's everyone listening to right now? I have a few things.
https://youtu.be/KDbLxyIAMx0
https://youtu.be/DuoPDUvkNqk
https://youtu.be/w6w02r2aTQM
https://youtu.be/vfmi0v5vIGo
>>672715766
>mint
Why does this exist? One vanilla ice please
>>672715642
I just need your WoWs Eu name....so we can play together tomorrow
>>672716921
L-L-LEWD
>>672716907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo&ab_channel=ScottWeller
>>672716907
>second thumbnail
Is that a testicle breathing mask?
>>672716907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig
>>672716907
And this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeMVDuIO3J0
>>672716907
Call me a normie but
https://youtu.be/41BP-0FnzeQ
>>672716907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
>>672716550
Likewise, it's been awhile since I've truly been active in these threads. Good to see they're still around.
>>672716654
I'm doing great today, went for a run earlier have lots of energy.
>>672716907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFEmTsfFL5A
>>672716907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq-E5Y9y8hA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z5y8im_23A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FPwcaflCS8
>>672717071
Can I use my NA account/username on the Eu client? I don't care about my game progress, I care about my awesome username on my NA account that is already taken on the Eu client, But I doubt I can.
>PAN_PAKA_PWN best username
>>672715766
I'm all for vanilla to be fair.
I'm boring.
>tfw I already used my ice cream gif
>>672716654
Yeah I guess we are, that's really weird.
Except you have a qt3.14 redhead and I don't.
That's where you win.
>>672716907
http://youtu.be/ejTgl3cCyDo
Such an incredible soundtrack
>>672717298
Mah nigga
>>672717273
You know I have listened to that album countless times, but I have never thought of that.
>>672717416
>>672717691
My nigger
>>672716907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15dek8aTfNs
