EVERYBODY, GET THE FUCK IN
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EVERYBODY, GET THE FUCK IN
>>672573960
show and tell?
>>672574076
Miss, anon brought a gun again!
Immediately starts taking creep vids.
>>672573960
NO YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
OMG no way, have you not fucked Chad yet? You're, like, the only one out of us who hasn't, LOL!
Is that weird guy staring at us again? Remember when he tried to show us that four channel website? Hahaha what a loser, I bet he's never been laid
zzzzzz...
>>672573960
Anyone wanna buy some drugs?
>>672574741
In my old school they gave them for free...
>>672573960
Don't mind me I'm just doing my homework in class instead of listening to the teacher so I won't have to do it home :^)
>>672573960
Hey guys, hi everyone!
>go to my sit and sleep as hard as I can
>>672574984
Shut up brandon nobody cares
That's my seat at the far left row, last desk next to the window. I'm the main character.
Hello class!
I'm your new classmate and I do stuff in my free time. Hope we will have a great time together in which I pretend to be your friend
Can we watch a film?
>>672575193
Can I be your comic relief perverted buddy?
I got a prescription for these dubs, miss
i am 39, can i get in?
>>672575193
>Oh fuck, the guy with the weird hairdo is talking to himself again. He's totally going to snap and kill us all some day.
>>672575433
Only if you get dubs again Timmy.
TEACHER YOU NEED TO LOOK THE HOMEWORK FROM YESTERDAY
Sorry I don't go to Sunday School
Im prescribed adderall. Who wants to try some?
>>672575799
Ashley you fucking whore.
>>672575799
Fuck You Ashley!
You know exactly I don't have them.
starts masturbating under desk***
>>672575799
im gonna have my homegirls jump yo snitchin ass
>>672575799
Fucking ey.
Dubs decide what i do i'm in class xDD lol zozzle
>>672576173
HEY EVERYBODY, MARKS JERKING OFF UNDER HIS DESK!!!!!
LETS MAKE FUN OF HIM UNTIL HE COMMITS SUICIDE!!!
>>672576329
LOL, fucking kill yourself!1!! :^)) zozzles m8
>>672576343
Shut the fuck up Kyle don't pretend like we don't know why you take daily bathroom breaks.
>>672576485
Not dubs sorry can't check
>>672575799
Fuck you Ashley
>>672576617
Ah, okay.
Marks is soo gay
>>672576613
yeah, shut up kyle . **still masturbating
>>672575799
Ashley I'mma feed you bread later because of your bitch mouth.
>>672573960
walk quietly to the back of the classroom and proced to put my headphones on.
starting MLP
Guys shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep back here, also you guys are faggots, yesterdays homework was fucking easy, u lazy cunts.
>>672576908
What a freak
>>672573960
>raises hand
I need to go to the bathroom.
>>672575799
Fuck yourself ashley
>>672577184
There you go again Kyle
>>672577184
Kyle you don't need to ask every single time for fuck's sake
>>672577184
Kyle ffs
>>672577143
> yesterdays homework was fucking easy, u lazy cunts.
Yeah because you copied off me
>Takes out puzzle book
>Starts playing Sudoku
High school wasn't very exciting.
shoots up classroom
Ich sprech nein Englisch
Guys can i borrow a peice of paper
almost shits pants
>fumigating room in progress
blame it on fat kid sitting in front of me
>>672577478
H-hey, do you like Naruto too?
Alright fucktards.
Who's ready to learn?
Reach's hand into backpack
>>672577646
No cuz you are a nigger
Good luck class
>>672577814
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>672577646
No get your own
>>672573960
BOOGABOOGA WHUUR DA WITE WIMIN @?
>>672577566
...Its kein Englisch
>>672577691
Yeah man. Did you see Lee vs Gaara last night? That was insane! I want to try to open up my inner gates when I get home.
>>672577900
BLAP BLAP BLAP you all dead
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
>brings 'seeing eye dog' to class even though I'm not blind
>>672577912
AYOOO TYRONE WAZZ GUD SHEEEIITT BRRUH U HERD DUH NEW KENDRICK ALBUM NIGUH?
>>672577495
Brandom is still fucking sleeping
>>672577961
HOW U DO?
>>672577991
fug DD:
Hey guys my name is Dylan and here's my friend Eric, who wants to see something cool
2
>>672577814
Thank god i always pretended to be nice to you
>>672577912
Didn't you fail third grade, Tryone?
>>672574076
Miss the russian brought a gun
>>672577566
Stupid chinese cunt wants so chow mein.
>>672577931
you literally just said I speak none english
>>672577931
Mistype my good friend, I can promise you that.
>Sues school for not having bathrooms equipped to deal with those who identify as an attack helicopter
>>672578134
Your dick isn't cool, put it away Eric.
>>672578134
Hey dylan, hey Eric. My name's elliot, wanna be friends?
>>672578220
Its still correct with none they have some fucked up grammar such as saying certainly and certainly not
farts
>>672578158
*slips a note*
Hey you ! Yes you ! I haven't done my homework yet... Can you give me yours so I can write the answers ?
ALLUH AKBAR NIGGERS
>>672577450
Keep telling urself that faggot, I was doing u a solid to make sure ur answers were correct. Now leave me alone, sleepy time now.
>>672578342
*Pulls out shotgun and an hero's like a pussy bitch after killing you along with 11 students and a teacher*
which one of you assholes has taken a shit in my lunchbox
>>672578316
Fucking sexists
i can succ my own dik, um my dad works for nintendo and he says mario is cancelled forever, i have 4 dirt bikes they are made of gold, and i paid the teacher to let me see her bobbies and she gave me straight a's for the rest of school. beat that fuckers
>>672578573
twas me
>>672578541
Teacher, it happened again
>>672578573
I did
>puts Vasoline on all the lockers(cubbies) combination locks.
Actually did this as part of my senior prank, along with week old sardines in the ventilation shaft.
>>672578056
YEAH MAUH NUQQAH HE GET DAT GOOD SHEEIT
>>672578167
DUH FUQ U SEZ WITE BREAD?!? I FUCK YOU UP GOOD 2NITE BRUH
*streeetch*
>>672578652
I'm a feminist
take that patriarchy
>>672578652
Teach me you're ways
>>672578760
potato face
guys, i got mints. who needs mints? i have loads of mints. laides, i've got the mints.
>>672578516
Why would I needed the biggest autist in class to check my answers? Stay delusional faggot.
>>672577174
i can't heard you over my radiohead playlist dude.
>>672578541
....I could have helped you....
>>672578652
Dude, no way... r u 4 real?
*faps in the back*
>>672578864
Wank your own dick off Brad.
Guys I'm a /b/tard btw so my humour and irony is superior to all of yours. Faggots
>>672578930
I SAID YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE.
>>672579158
my name is mark. they call me mark the mint man, buddy.
>>672578812
you need 2 go into the school bathroom, turn the light off and on 3 times, turn on all the sinks, and cut yourself and put your own blood into all of the toilets.
after u do that, emily the bullied girl will cum to the mirror and grant you anything you wish but if u look her her tits she will cum in to ur house while ur sleeping and kill you beware
its 100% legit it works man
>>672579158
It's a reference to the mark the mint man greentext btw anime qt
>>672578864
yeah brad shut the fuck up nobody cares kill yourself you fucking fag
I'm thinking about being the president of the school, it is important because I think it should be one of us
Are you guys with me?
It's time to learn numbers ! Let's count !
1
>>672579160
I bet you heard of /b/ from Reddit
>>672579272
expected kek /kek
>>672578931
>You can almost feel the columbine
>>672579272
GUYS! THIS GUY HAS POKEMON HENTAI!
Man, i got to take a shit
>>672579658
fuck off greg, i only have mints.
>>672579205
i know. and it's not on music.
>>672579772
Shut the fuck up Greg that gives the best head
>>672579762
is this good?
>>672579762
HELLO LADIES
>>672579762
Girls ? Maybe I will confess to that girl because she's... HNNNNNNNNNNG
All you little kids with the pumped up kicks....
>>672579762
Can i shot them too?
>>672580223
you better run, better run
>>672580285
shut up nigger I need a date to the dance
>>672579762
fucking ashley left her hair on my table again.
I'm going to fucking do it !
Hello kids want some candy?
>>672579307
Thanks man also my dad made Activision so I'll make you any Cod game for free
>>672580693
fuck I thing she noticed.
wat do!?
>>672580583
.make world at war two you nigger
>>672580538
I will take 3 chocolate bars my good salesman sir.
>>672580818
cut more, dude
>>672580818
Eat the hair
>>672580818
you will be send to the principal office mate.
your parents are going to fuck you.
Hey boys....:)
>>672580818
shoot her in the head
Aye mane, you got the homework?
>>672581052
suck my dick
>>672581052
Dude, golden lockers.
>>672581052
H-hey, Amanda.
>>672581161
Topkek
>>672581052
I have hairs in my chest look!
>>672579762
Im only feigning interest to mask my unwanted homosexual feelings. Ill probably kill myself before graduation
>>672581271
dude just lure her into the bathrooms
then rape her as you drown her in toilet water
[I'm a black teen who could give a fuck less about school and all I do is sing my nigger music outloud and do the dab at random times, I blame the teacher for failing]
Does anyone have a kyogre? I'll give you this really awesome raichu card.
>>672581065
I ate it.
>>672581271
my name is Hannah you fucking cuck
>>672581052
hi stacy, I'm chad.
Me me at the entrance after school and we can have some fun at my place later.
>>672581543
sunkern card or gtfo
>>672581543
OOOOOH MISS, KYLE BROUGHT POKEMON CARDS AGAIN.
>>672581651
Hannah's a trap. We fucked last w--- Wait. No. I didn't say that.
>>672581501
Jesus Christ this is way to accurate.
>>672581651
I hoped you get raped, you basic white bitch.
>>672581501
this is pretty much every black kid and about half of the mexican kids and most of the sandnigger kids
>>672581823
I go to a school filled with these fuckers. I now what they're like.
>>672581651
My bad Heather
>>672581748
sunkern sucks. I want some legendaries
>>672579762
sorry i'm late ladies
my first name is kunt and my last name is destroyer
>>672581754
Shut up jake, I'm keeping these ones.
>>672582127
sunkern is a based god you stupid jew
>>672582206
>Implying my name is Jake.
>>672581681
Chad you piece of shit, i heard the rumor that you kissed Emily.
We're going to fight after school in the soccer field. Im gunna kick you ass Chad.
sorry im late, my dog died
>>672582206
>Implying what you had was any good compared to my mewtwo
>>672582206
>implying my name is jake
my name is ColdSteel the Hedgehog
>>672582109
Same here anon, Godspeed.
>>672582444
sorry my dog's late, I died
>>672582298
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE
>>672582206
>Implying we're going to let you keep them
>>672582590
sorry late dog, I'm died
What grade is this class?
>>672582707
69th
>>672582707
>grade
autism grade
>wake me when it's over
who wants to be my sacrifice to Astaroth
Can I be excused, please?
>>672582639
http://play.pokemonshowdown com
make an account and team and challenge me
my name is living room set
>>672582678
Dog died late, I'm sorry
Hello students. My name is Mr. Phile. Take your seats.
>>672582746
Finally! I went to 96th class and everyone laughs at me when I realized
>>672582967
fuck the teacher is here
>>672582967
>Raises Fists
Step up, Nigga
>>672582967
How are you an hour late sir?
>>672582967
how about you fucking make me you stupid faggot
>>672582967
Ayo Sir, can I go to the baffroom?
>>672582434
Yeah so what? You're pissed because not a single chick is giving you attention?
>>672577696
OH FUCK!
It's Y, L+diagonally down.
The motherfucking diagonal is needed.
YEARS OF SSBM.
Vote bernana
>>672582967
Omg, i'm a big fan. Can you autograph my 7 year old kid please?
>>672583253
Had trouble with my kids...hahah.
Hoi guise im herrreeee im the puppeh of doom o.o xD so random today.... do you leik my new skull dressss?? cx it's really kawaii isn't it?!?!! im single btw xoxoxo
>>672583419
CERTAINLY.
[Black teen here again, I'm going to talk the entire period and when the teacher tells me to stop talking or she'll write me up i'll tell her that I dindu nuffin, then I'll start shouting really loud and walk out because I have no idea how to reason. I might also fight another nigger after school because school to me is just a place to meet bitches and fight niggers to show dominance.]
Hey, Someone start a kahoot so we can review for the test!
I think i can get into the football team
>>672582865
I'm on it
>>672583535
Omg thankyou so much, should i leave you two alone while you autograph him?
>>672579762
h-hey m'lady
>>672582967
Don't trust him
>>672583285
This asshole has to pee every lesson.
>>672583489
Sit the fuck down, Brittany. And how come you colored your hair again? Wasn't it green yesterday?
>>672583671
its smogon rules
lets go faggot
>>672583720
Oh yes.
>>672583773
>This asshole has to pee
This asshole has to pee
>This asshole has to pee
up
up
down
down
left
right
b
a
shut the fuck up
>>672583773
shut your bitch ass up, white boi. I'll knock ur ass clean bruh. Don't even try me bruh.
Hey, who wants to join the D&D club?
>>672583816
It's black to represent the color of my soul... darkness like the void of the galaxy... i am truely the goddess of darkness, emo for life xD thx 2 u for noticing haha penguinz :0
who wants condoms? :D
>>672584345
drnk bleach u fuken faggoat show us ur dick
>>672584345
oh no skeletor
HURRRR
DURRRRR
SONICHU
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>672584345
>It's black to represent the color of my pubes... darkness like the void of my stomach... i am truely the demon of semen, slut for life :이 thx 2 u for noticing haha sinsertdickinarse :ㅇ
>>672584461
im?????? friggin????? triggered???? by that????
my body is beautiful, skinny shaming is not totes cool ok????
TEACHER! SHAUN AND LOGAN ARE PLAYING YUGIOH IN CLASS AGAIN!!!
>>672584778
fuck off skeletor nazi nigger
>>672584778
I'd probably fuck you tho.
>>672584778
Don't be ashamed, Brittany. There's a skeleton inside all of us. Yours just really wants out.
▲
▲ ▲
TEACHER LOOK WHAT I DID NOT A NEWFAG I SWEAR
OTZ fuck this shit
|_O_/
....\
..__\\ WRYYYYYYYY
Hey guys I'm the new kid, I'm a total slut and I wear pants as short as men's boxers
>>672573960
I don't even go to this school, why am I here?
>Walks around room showing everyone this picture
>>672574076
>dick grips
>>672575799
Ashley I'm gonna beat your ass by the flagpole at recess you snitching faggot
man fuck this calls im going to sleep
>>672585531
...what the fuck is that supposed to be? Is it a joke? It's not funny.
Teacher,why are our uniforms made of rubber?
>>672573960
Hello classmates. For my presentation, I have brought a instructional video. I am sure it will help you all in the future. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie4uep8f2dU
>>672585962
To keep the semen off
>>672583405
YOU MOTHER FUCKER ME AND EMILY HAVE BEEN DATING FOR 2 AND A HALF WEEKS. I FUCKING LOVED HER MAN.
>>672586097
gigglz
>>672585498
Fluffy Abuse
>>672583627
Ayo Tyrone,
On a scale of one to gay yous a fuckin faggot mah nigga
>>672584345
Your the beauty in my world of darkness
RAWRRR
>>672585739
>You're right, it isn't funny
>Shows everyone anyway
>>672585411
|_O_/
....\
..__\\ WRYYYYYYYY
>>672585468
To sell drugs like the rest of us?
>>672586213
Don't worry She's all yours. I wont touch her again.
She wasn't so great
Hello I am Pablo foreign exchange student from Mexico
I'm the one kid who harasses people by taking pictures of them without their consent and puts them on snapchat to be funny.
Can someone do my homework for me?
>>672575004
Hey, what'd you get for 24 c? My answer seems off..
I'm skipping to fap in the bathroom
Who wants to go steal peoples Wallets and IPods from the gym locker room with me?
>>672587011
that's a penis
>>672587011
I'm down for that
>>672586612
|_O_/
....\
..__\\ WRYYYYYYYY
>>672587729
I'm afraid you're too late. I already looted everything with a Crowbar.
>>672587136
I got "9/11 was an inside job"
>>672587729
As foreign exchange student I will do anything to be accepted by the way my name is Pablo
>>672587914
See the school nurse, you need your eyes checked
*Sucks my own dick*
>>672588157
Shit, i got "Jet fuel cant melt steel beams"
Can you show me how you got that because i think i might be wrong
>>672589205
ay lemme get some fam
>>672587011
Suck my dick first.
>>672589322
HOOK IT UP
All cheerleaders come to my office, you are needed on the "extra credit couch"
>>672589282
The problem is you tried to get evidence from a software engineer who thinks he's a physicist when you could have just looked at the reason Bush started a "war on terrorism": oil.
i'm a blue-dyed hair japanese girl entering the class as new student.
>what do?
For show and tell I present to the class: Trips
>>672578864
Hey, it's that guy with the mints
>>672576908
Hey chad, look at that fucking homo probably listening to linkin park. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>672590177
fuck off randy
>>672590177
stfu randy you probably fap to linkin park fanfiction
>>672589773
You should fuck the nerdy guy who does his homework in class instead of listening to the teacher
>>672590268
how'd you know he's randy
i might also be randy
...maybe YOU are randy
>>672579762
...ladies
>>672589740
Ahhh, i see now. I forgot to carry the oil and divide by Halliburton
>>672590268
>>672590440
The pants are coming off.
>>672590479
autist found
>>672590502
Exactly
>>672590463
s-should i? o-ok then...
*proceeds to take off clothes while walking towards classroom's nerd*
>>672590644
but you didn't find randy
*Starts vaping*
Soo, we're just gonna not shoot up the school?
Now class settle downs and prepare for fire drill after the break we raid Lewisburg WV topics for extra credit!
>>672590898
Kevin, how many times have I told you, we get it you vape. You can have this back at the end of the school day. *takes vape*
>>672590989
Where have you been? there have been like 5 school shooting in the last three periods alone
>>672590989
Lemme fuck that white boy ass.
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>672591244
I was fuckin a bitch against the urinal
>>672591226
Fuck you that has my premium e juice in it. Fucking whore ass faggot bitch.
>>672591486
Thanks for sharing, chad.
>>672591486
Probably your mom. Fucking meathead.
>>672591512
All right, that's enough. Gather your things I'm taking you to see the principal.
Class while we're gone read chapter 3 in your textbooks, and be sure to thank Kevin for the quiz we'll have when I get back.
>>672591486
dammit chad
>>672590783
All according to plan
>>672591822
*Reaches for backpack*
>>672591512
Pablo has vape wanna vape with Pablo
>>672591966
Can Pablo join
>>672591966
Kevin, no one wants to see your dragon dildo again. Let's go.
