try to be as newfag as humanly possible
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
try to be as newfag as humanly possible
what's a new fag?
%tryforce%
MODS
>>672544191
Why? You already won.
@672544191
The only thing i would fix on this website is that I don't have to tip in your post number every time
im not a newfaggot i know who grinman is
>>672544191
%triforce%
Where's le upvote button for the discussion ?
why the sound on the .webmn doesnt work???11?!1
>>672544191
Thread is kak
>>672544 lol xD autism
>>672544191
Who is moot?
is he dead??
check I can't even tri-force or get dubs
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how do I make an account here?
>>672544191
<newfag
Im 34 years old i cant be a newfag.
Story??? Source???
Fuck. /B/ sucks today
>>672544191
i dont have to try
haha summerfags learn something from a true oldfag like me.
>>672544970
Pfft, try this kid
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how do I get gold membership on 4chan?
>>672544191
what does kek stand for?
>>672544900
check em
>>672544191
How am I a newfag. I've been here since last summer.
>>672544477
doubles and a triple
How do I log in gentlemen
%tri-force%
What is a fingerbox bros?
>>672544191
Okay 4channel user. I'm very disappointed in the
way most of you act. Why do you have to be homophobic by calling someone a "fag" like if it was an insult?
how do i get upvotes
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>>672544191
How do I buy a 4chan gold account?
hehehehheh
How do I delete?
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How do I log in?
>>672544494
OMG! Nice trips!
do you guys sell battletoads?
@672544191
xddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>How do I green text?
"Check em?"
>>67254427
How to I post emoji on here? :) 8)
I'm just observing.. How is it lurking??
whats greentext
Where is the search bar?
yo how do i tri force b0ss?
>>672545411
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Any post that involves the word "normies"
>>672545777
Check em.
>>672544191
checked
What is sage?
>>you guys need to stop the racism
>>67254419
Who is this hacker known as 4chan?
>>normie
>>672545559
woo those trips, witnessed! :p
>>672544191
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How to tryforce?
where's the meme generator??
Why does the same guy keep posting all these threads? BTW who is this Anonymous?
what is a fingerbox
Pools closed.
How do you stay in your posted thread?
how do i make a 4chan account? also all these so called "memes" are triggering me
What does inb4 stand for /b/ros? SERIOUSLY
Dubs are epic, you can't just get one every 11 posts, so it's rare and check em.
Post teens and tweens
>>672544425
nice trips
>>672544191
your original post sums it up perfectly
>>672544191
zozzle
This thread is full of newfags
where can i make a 4chan account? also all these so called "memes" are making me angry you people are sick
what am i checking for
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lol @ this thread #bump
>672544191
%triforce
hurr durr, bawxy, herp derp
Top zozzle
what is moot?
>>672544477
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>>672545411
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>>672545777
>>672547122
lol guys have you seen that naked banana man picture XD its hilarious
%triforce%
>does bestbuy sell gold accounts?
hello i just came from le 9gag XD
Mudkip
>>672544191
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>>672544191
How do I upvote and why does everyone use the same name
Why is everyone called Anonymous? Is this site hacked by the group of hackers?
how much old is an oldfag if a fag could oldfag old?
and why are OP such an faggot
>>672544279
Top kek lol XD>>672544335
>>672544191
Hello?
Yes, this is dog.
>>672544191
How do I make a 4chan account so that I'm not posting as anonymous?
I'm gonna be a hero lel
LOL IF YOU DO A 360 AND WALK AWAY YOU'D BE IN THE STARTING DIRECTION RETARD
>>672546937
> being this new
>>672546664
nice trips
What's with this /b/? What happened to her?
>>672544191
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>>672544191
OP here, stop newfagging.
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Oldfags cant quadforce.
Too soon??
wot r thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos xD
Ugh why can't you guys do some funny shit like in all of the epic screen caps I see on funnyjunk and reddit. *pokes you*. Come on. Be funny. I want to screencap it so I can earn upvotes.
Damn Moot, back at it again with the trap dick.
GIMME YOUR DANK MEMES
>>672544191
HE SAID MY STORY WAS COOL AND HE CALLED ME BRO!!!!!!
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>>672548430
>her
everyone knows /b/ is a trap faggot
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>>672548130
> underrated post
>>672544191
out of interest what is the first "thing" you experienced on this site.
For me i think it was people wondering when cracky chan was coming back. definitely a while pre boxxy.
How did you post dat image?
how do I greentext?
Vote Bernie!
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[greentext]haha epic fail[/greentext]
let me show you how real "oldfaggots" do
[triforce]
>Rawr xD
hey guys how do i make a thread? i made one on reddit last night.. halp? xDDD
>like this?
>I dont see any green
> le reddit n 9gag is le best
> XD
> shit tier memes
> shit rage comics
> le what is triforce?
> le what is a trap/ loli/ moot
>not knowing what bait is
> not having autism yet
Who's Lori?
>>672549554
Op mom XD
When it says 'street signs' does it mean just the sign itself or the pole it's mounted on too?
>>672548944
>no
>>672544279
YOU FAG LOL XD
TROLLED U MAD BRO???
xd lol i fuck your mom
reported bicth
I like the dank memes here. Amirite anons?
>>672544191
How do I do the meme arrows?
Oh god! That is so inappropriate, I will report you for posting (any specific /b/ thread) on the internet
>orange text bois<
why no one uses username?
how doyou do green text
>?
>>672550611
ikr can't see anybody's karma :(
this is how you orange text rihgt?<
Why am I anonymous? Doesn't let me make a username
This seems like a really nice community
>>672544360
How do I upvote this?
>>672544191
Hi guys whats going on?
XDDD
this is my first ever comment on fourchan
>being this new.
>>672544191
SUp brah xD
>post pic in YLYL
>9gag watermark
Awesome a rekt thread, can't wait to see epic fails!
>>672551112
cal 112
>>672549392
I dont get it
When do you become an oldfag?
sauce?
ifunny is the best
>>672548559
Story?? Source?? I dont get it guys i dont understand le image
Also, how do i make my text apear green guys?
Also, i hate having to type in the post number every time. God i wish the admins would fix this issue. 4chan would be good again. I remember when i joined last month it was amazing! Upvote my comment to get the admins to notice the issue XD
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Do you 4bros heard of teh 9gegs? xd
>>672544191
I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT
>>672548006
Zozzle
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Zozzle, what a cuck. Go suck some of that fat nigger dick and offer him your boipussy, you beta faggot.
Hello friends! :)
if (you) read this you are gay
>>672544191
i've been here all summer
>>672548896
wtf did i just watch?
>>672544191
Don't call people a new fag. That's offensive.
⏅
REDDIT IS MUCH COOLER THAN THIS SITE FUCK YOU WITH YOUR RAPE AND PORN THREADS FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT YOU KNOW REDDIT IS BETTER YOU ARE USELESS HUMAN BEINGS
>>672544191
Is this the deepweb?
pls teach me hacks
#672544191
I am not sure how to do that?
https://www.revelatte.com/r/15/ - True story ...
Oi m8
what are these "dubs"?
>>672548896
the HECK?
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>>672552477
No.273162737284888888
CHEK DEM QUSDS QUADS NIGGAHS
>>672544191
how do i get 4chan gold. guys serieosly help me
WE SHOULD RAID PEOPLE CHANNERS!!!!!1!! XD
>>672544191
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
This is my first post and ive been watching all these. wow you are all so mean to people, dont you have jesus to make you smile? Why do you call everyone niggers and fags, does the mod know about all this?
>>672552996
<<<<< >> UPVOTE DIS POST
You are all fucked up people, I can't believe I actually came to this website, one of my friends told me to make an account on here.
#672552849
I am not sure what you said. But I found a humorous jif for you.
Is this where I get minecraft mods
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moot xd lol autism fuk niggers heil hitler
<donald trump
how 2 evn tripforze?
V--V
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im kool i can try force
triangle
triangle triangle
I LIKE DIS SUBREDDIT
>>672550925
Thanks for adding that point, take my upvote good sir.
E: spelling mistakes
E 2: clarity
E 3: Thanks for the gold guys!
>>672544191
I not a newfag, you faggot! I've been here since summer.
Ylyl thread!
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>>672544191
what do you mean "kek"?
what are lolz
>& how do I greentext?
>>672544191
Who is dubs?
>>672553774
It's like karma
is this anonymos plz don't hack meh
Like if you love Boxxy <3 <3 !! :*
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OMG i was just kidding guys, leave me alone
I'm going to call the cops
Fucking normies! Pepe is the best! %triforce%
>>672546664
Those trips tho :0
Nurka.
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John Fitch, Tiffin OH is the biggest FAGGOT to every cross paths on 4chan. Dude is the laziest, most worthless piece of scum on the planet. His "Fiance" takes care of his mooching ass, someone add him on Facebook and fucking send him some dick picks or something! Better yet his fucking dumbass Fiance is Somer Freeman, send her some dick pics!
>>672546664
WINRAR !! OP deliver XD
>>672546540
i think it means out after or something like that
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>>672544191
lmfao, le derp
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did it try force?
>>672555691
what to hecK?
>>672544191
Is a newfag a person who has recently become gay?
What's a fingerbox??
how do i tripost?
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You guyz are soooo rude to girlz.
What are the rulz?
Hey guys, I found this in my grandmother's attic. How old is it? How much is it worth?
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>>672545559
you almost got 4 in a row, haha xD
Haha Hello faaaags, Do you even 360 noscope m9???? KEK. Someone wanna play some COD? Imma REKT you noobs xd xd xD
Why does Spiderman post so much in the loli threads?
How can I report someone? I just saw something offensive and racist and would like to remove that content...
>>672544191
What's with all these trap threads? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!1!
What is a furry?
omfg i found 4chan, the hacker, he was in the news! im calling the cops. dont you dare to hack me I have you URL
>>672556369
Underrated
>>672544191
>im not a faggot
>see I can even greentext
>pls dubs oh yis ye fuckin check em im totes le best
>>672556374
What does kek mean?
Trips? Is that like a really crazy post, that sounds like a lsd trip??
>>672546405
Omfg have you guys seen this pic? It's really funny imo
>>672544191
the rules say if your new you're meant to lurk moar how do i do that??
where were you wehn jon was dead amirite?
>>672544191
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Who is Heaven?
LOL this video is soooo funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
>>672557267 it's not just really funny, it's really really really funny
>>672547779
kek
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>672556261
What the fuck is that?
>>672557558
Thanks Lori
>>672556009
No you idiot,it's someone who is knew to this website
>>672544191
Hey im new how do I green text?
>>672544191
GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT GTFO OUT MY /b/ FAGGOT
I heard this site is really funny and that the people are very nice to everyone, especially newcomers. :^)
>>672544191
Its winner not winrar
Heyyy guyz lets hack pewdiepie xD xD
>>672557267
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
I like fefe more than pepe
>>672557427
I guess noone remembers
Guys can you make my friend viral pls??
Is this deep web?
I like hot grills do you guys maybe have some pics you could share?
>>672558354
ROFLPMSL
>>672558617
What does that mean?
>>672558227
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>>672558227
Noone remembers fefe either
>>672558753
Im not sure, saw it on 9gag, lol ^_^
>>672558755
Thank god and that wasn't so long ago
Why are there so many people named 'Anonymous' here?
>>672558945
Maybe rolling on floor losing penis ,my strength lessens
>>672558617
6-7-2+5+5+8-6+1-7 = 3
Illuminarty confirmed! xoxo
>>672544191
I´m posting on b right now
>>672558978
Long enough actual newfags won't remember.
>:music off:
>>672559348
That's not 3 you faggot ,it's 2
>>672559590
You're right it is long enough newfags won't know about it
>>672559746
no it's 3
>>672559590
I remember this >w>
>>672559979
I'm sorry to inform you,you got outbaited sir
>>672557987
Lol
>>672544335
Dubs!
>What is ITT
>>672560562
Dubs? Can we post twice in a row? Sorry for asking im new here
>>672544191
hello number 672544191, i very much like this thread you have created, but i seem to be unable to upvote you. also, could you link me to your profile?
>>672560882
Internet third technology
>>672560882
Intense Testicular Tension
>>672544191
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>672544477
Winner!
Can you guys follow me on twitter, i'll follow back, cheeers!
>>672559348
>= potato<
>>672544988
Wow! Sauce me please!
>is this how you greentext?
lmfao posting this on r/4chan I love you guys
Any lulzcats? Meme center is down :'(
>>782544988
>sauces me /b/ro
> %triforce%
>kek
what does it mean my friends??
%triforse%
Le reddit army has arrived!!!
>>672562724
This!!!
>>672561554
nice dubs!
This website is shit, it's like it hasn't been updated since 2002
>>672564163
what are dubs?
>>672565000
Nicr triple digit ending!
what is a fingerbox ?
>>672544191
anyone here know why moot is not here anymore ?
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>>672544425
nice trips
Good god you newfags those are quads. Seriously though how do I get an account here to be one of these hacker anonymous guys
Im gonna make a "pretend to be a newfag" thatll make em think im an oldfag
>>672553648
Huh.
>>672565993
where can i find this /b/tard you guys always talk about
