ITT: describe a video game badly, other anons try to guess it
>robot antagonist
>you can create "doors"
>>672512234
Portal
>>672512352
ayy nicely done
>>672512234
>you can create "doors"
that made me lose my shit
>it's all square and shit
>do whatevs
>kill squares if you want
>>672512803
Minecraft?
>>672512803
minecraft
>>672512893
>>672512935
Admittedly, it wasn't hard
>press x
>jason
>blow up shit because you hate the goverment
Sports n shit
With a ball i guess
>retard
>jump a lot
>"woohoo!"
>>672513240
just cause 3
>>672513240
Just cause?
"he-llo"
"he-llo"
"follow me"
"o-kay"
>you can make rails into the sky
>sell shit
>"i want to get off"
>rash bi блять
>>672513069
heavy rain?
>>672513069
heavy rain
>>672513069
Heavy rain
>>672513436
beat ya bitchchchchchc
>>672513374
Csgo
>plans to make a brain powered tank foiled by yellow child
>>672513374
cs:go
>>672513365
rollercoaster tycoon
>>672513365
rollercoaster tycoon
>The Dark Ones
>>672513618
africa
>>672513526
spongebob battle for bikini bottom
>sexyland
>every girl is sexy
>men weaponize public schools
>those fucking bat thingies
>>672513309
>>672513309
mario lol
>surgeon
>single handed
>you can get high during the operation
>>672513733
This is my favorite picture of mario ever
>>672513759
surgeon sim
>Fly through time
>Talking frog
>Tomboy princess
>>672513359
Oddworld: Abe's Odyssey
>>672513684
Lolwut
>ant sized robot protagonist
>clean house of a retarded family
>>672513359
ape's odyssey?
>Cancer
>>672513359
Oddworld
>>672513947
Katamari Damacy
A 1st person shooter in which you can actually see your fucking legs
>die
>respawn
>die again
>basically die a lot
>the rain is your tears
>it's very likely to happen
>but not if yer good
>>672514001
World of Warcraft?
You need to tie up the jews
>>672513947
chibi robo
>>672514023
mirror's edge?
>>672514001
league of legends?
>>672514023
Left 4 Dead 2
>>672514013
Nope
>>672514001
CoD
>>672514001
league of legends
>>672513733
>>672513746
Which one though?
>reeks of elderly
>reeks of giant beast
>fear the old
>>672513855
Chronotrigger
>>672514098
Winrar
>>672514025
Team Fortress 2
>>672514001
Any moba game
>>672514001
CS:GO
Space ninjas with guns, grind like fuck
>quicktime
>winter wonderland
>dad makes spoopy movies
>>672514025
Bloodborne or souls series
>start as cavemen
>develop a lot and become powerful
>Gandhi
>Game Over
>>672513069
>Shawwwwwn!
>>672514025
Dark souls?
>>672514354
destiny?
>>672514023
fear?
>>672514354
Warframe
>>672513911
>>672513963
>>672514009
knew i could count on youse cunts
>>672514225
Bloodborne
>>672512234
>Your parent die
>You save the world by farming EXP on wasps
>giant wolf posseses thief
>run around and kill stuff
>fucking archers
>>672514379
nice
>>672512234
kek i like this guy
>>672514354
Warframe
>>672514401
Civilization. All of them.
Here's a hard one
>was once beloved
>went to shit
>never to be seen again
>>672514464
mother 3
>>672514023
Clue: Teabags.
>shoot yourself with a gun
>dont die from it, spawn slave instead
>fight other people with the slave
>>672514529
nope
Litteraly
>scream people away.
>>672513618
Metro?
>>672514555
Persona 3?
>>672512234
Portal, easy
Boy and mom in the basement
>>672514001
Chin chin: Meme Cream for your asshole
>>672513260
John cena
>>672514614
Correct
Fashion End game and evil salads.
>>672514517
Not in 5, they fixed Gandhi.
>human gets frisky with a hole
>everyone dies
>Find a magic hat
>Gotta save this bitch from some ghost or whatever
>Gotta make a bitchin' sword
>Gotta find these jewel thingies
>>672514023
can someone please provide the correct answer? very curious now...
>>672512234
>walk through grass
>GOD DAMN RAT
>walk through cave
>GOD DAMN BAT
>walk through water
>GOD DAMN FISH!!!!
>>672514001
all MOBA's
>be a nigga
>do nigga activities
>no consequences
>you crash castles
Buggy
Spawn in and get shot
Get gear and get shot
Do nothing and get shot
Hackers everywhere
>>672513069
heavy rain
>>672514535
halo
>>672514640
yep
>Grinding
>Memes
>JRPG
>In the first storyline, you follow Kiefer Sutherland and a whiny bitch through the ocean
>In the second storyline, you take the lead and plant a flag on a building
>Gothic horror story
>O shit nigger it's actually Si-fi horror
>>672513365
Mr. Bones' wild ride
>>672514711
pokemayne
>>672514693
undermeme
>>672514689
No they didn't. Ghandi is still a complete asshole. No need to "fix" him. After the first game, his fuckery demeanor was implemented on purpose.
>digging a well
>did it wrong
>everyone dies
>>672514711
Pokemon
Coma patient wakes up and speaks to his gf in a rock
>>672514736
GTA
>>672514442
Yarp
>>672514775
WINRAR!
>>672514845
yea i should have ommited the cave part.
>>672514861
Dwarf fortress?
>>672513732
FF VIII ?
>>672514750
dayz or h1z1
>fog everywhere
>city looks abandoned
>bird-guy
>blow shit up because people don't like you
>you're, like 4'11, and your crush is like 6'10
>this is a dlc of a game with digging
>>672514750
h1z1
Allahu Akbar
>>672514701
ooooh its windwaker
>>672514025
COD
>dad leaves
>kill shit
>find dad
>he dies
>kill more shit
>>672514989
silent hill?
>>672514989
Every Silent Hill?
>>672514736
Gta 3 SA
>Daddy Issues
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Parkour
>Be quiet
>Scary Nights
>>672514745
crastle cashers
>pewpew
>kill terrorists
>pewpew
>kill freedom
>headshots or you're fucked
>first person
>agonizingly bright
>solid colours
>>672515082
Fallout 3
>Your parents die, a pedophile makes you his apprentice, and you save the world by Farting, Cussing, and after you complete the game, you start farming EXP off of the Guards in towns
>>672513359
Deadrising
>Scientist
>Shoot aliens
>We want another fucking sequel
>>672515112
Dying Light?
>>672515112
Dying light
>create character
>shoot enemies
> find items
>Rise and repeat
>get raped by microtransactions
>virgins play it
>hats
>>672515082
fallout 3
>>672515082
Undertale?
>>672515112
dying light
>>672515183
cs 1.6
>>672514378
more hints
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>totems fuck you
> 10 people
>4 peruvians
>5 russians
>you speak english.
>killing
>driving
>bowling?
>>672515218
half life
>>672515094
Irl?
>>672515218
half life
>>672512234
you get to blow stuff up and run around with a big hammer after your brother was killed to take over the world as a maybe-communist guerrilla group.
>>672513240
Super Wario boys
>>672515288
league of trash?
>>672513240
>because you hate the goverment
Just cause ?
>>672515244
team fortress 2
Best FPS ever, got fucked by a massive patch, now nobody plays it
>>672515317
Yep
>>672515297
GTA IV
>Like phone sex only phone murder
>what could possibly go wrong
>ancient dinosaur
>run around eating fruit and collecting coins
>>672515205
I feel like this is Gothic 1 minus the parents
>>672515250
wat
>>672514736
GTA: Baltimore
Facebook game: the MMORPG
>>672512234
Portal.
Easy.
>bunch of different characters
>shoot enemy team
>sometimes robots
>headwear is life
>keys... Keys everywhere
>you play as unga bungas
>there are alot of animals
>creepy with doctor makes you drink blood
>crazy guy with a name that sounds like an onomatopoeia teaches you to get good
>>672515284
until dawn
>>672515288
Dota 2?
>>672515297
GTA 4
>>672515271
basically every cs
>>672515385
World of Tanks
>>672515428
nope
Close though
It is the first game in a series
>>hammer church
>>gear church
>>lock pick everything
>>672515413
Tetris?
>>672515351
was going with dota,
but im sure Lol is the same
(never played it)
>>672515413
hotline miami
>>672515328
Red Faction?
>>672515452
lol tf2 is certainly popular today
>>672514518
I have no idea? What was the plot line for Prince of Persia?
>>672515452
TF2 ez pz
>>672515403
>>672515477
correct
>>672515235
Destiny
>virgins play it
You got that right
>>672515413
Hotline miami
>>672514025
Super meat boy
>kill everyone
>>672514023
Battlefield games
>>672515414
Dark souls?
>>672515460
far cry: primal?
>Get high on mushrooms
>>672515094
Extra tip since no one has gotten it
>shitty sport mini-game
>be mutant scarred beast-human
>sex addict
>have the hots for step daughter
>huge rock
>magic and shit
>small creatures
>>672514001
Minecraft
>>672515489
Nope, world of tanks is third person
>>672514023
ARMA?
>>672514023
Battlefield
>>672515702
mario
>>672515702
far cry 4
>>672515697
Yep
I wanna name my kid Karoosh
>5v5
>all other gamemodes are shit
>knife everything
>team is Russians, you speak English.
>cyka blyat
>>672515702
far cry 3
>>672515702
far cry 3
>Get arrested
>Get broken out by mythical creature
>Kill more of said mythical creature
>Shout
>>672514801
cod world at war?
>hit alligators, robots, deformed men, and children with balls
To follow a goddamn train
>>672515829
Yep.
>>672515614
>No raping of the microtransactions
Dont make me angry
Cars as brass knuckles
Jump up and down and break shit
>>672515806
skyrim
>>672515765
Damn, that was quicker than I expected
>>672515414
eu4
>aliens
>GOD DAMMIT HOW DID I MISS?!?!?!?!?!
>cars like to play with my balls
>>672514612
Skyrim
Daddy issues
Kill niggers
Be homeless
>deal with satan
>bird teaches you fighting
>much throwing
>>672515328
Samefag here
>>672515539
DING DING DING!
>soul memory
>>672515284
Until Dawn
>>672515806
Skyrim. Was that supposed to be hard?
It also kinda sounds like Zelda: Twilight Princess but he doesn't shout much.
>PS1 game
>play as kid with glasses
>fly in UFO and fights Aliens
>>672515889
Good Job!
>>672514025
rotmg
>>672515909
XCOM
>>672515973
Dark Souls 2
>The spin-off that was better than the third one.
>>672515938
turbo fun club 3: return of retro
>>672515973
DSII
>>672515426
Spyro
>>672514023
Halo
>>672515786
Couter Strike?
>>672515886
Hulk: Ultimate destruction (the gamecube one)
>>672515909
X-Com
>>672515462
Yeah bb
New one
>you paint
>leg is fucked
>wife is fucked
>house is fucked
fetus pisses off fleshy splat man
>>672515973
fucking dark souls 2
>make animals kill other animals
>the more they kill the stronger they get
>mug bug-collecting children with murderous animals
>russian guy killing people for no reason
>kind of a dating sim
>>672512234
So there's a monkey, a pig, a ginger and they all save the world
>>672516037
UH DUH!
LOL
>>672515549
Not prince of Persia
>>672516057
Halo 3: ODST?
Fighting for a sphere no one tells you anything about.
>>672516123
Super Meat Boy
>>672515060
close, but no
>>672513526
>yellow child
my sides
>looking for friend
>fall into hole
>new world and shit
>all around you familiar faces
>spook moon
>game about lighting fires
>eventually realize you should let the fire fade and everyone was tricking you into lighting them
>>672516121
oh i know this one
uuummm layers of fear
>>672516138
Niggermon
>>672516192
Destiny
>>672516138
pokemans?
>>672516138
i already did pokemon newb read thread
>godlike being gives you superpowers
>kill everyone
>or don't kill anyone
>We'll bang, okay?
>>672515949
new super mario bros?
>>672513646
kek
fuck your wife
grow some sweet banans
get a fcking cat and a dog
>Be Dude
>Piss On People
>Crack Pipes for Health
>>672516117
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, yeah.
>>672516150
gta4
>You go into a dark cave
>You kill dogs that have to work there
>You wear their faces as masks so the other dogs don't attack you
>You can't wear the mask later in the game
>>672516227
Dark souls
>>672515909
Xcom?
>kill wolfs
>exclusive
>>672516278
Mass Effect
>>672516024
ppl still play that? lmao
>>672516214
ocarina?
>>672516289
Postal 2
>>672516221
Majora's Mask.
>>672515002
Shovel Knight.
>>672516278
Ass Effect
family member
lost
have beam to do shit
>>672516221
Majoras Mask!
>>672516221
Majoras mask
>>672515949
Postal 2?
>>672516289
Postal
Psychotic mass murderer smashes bricks with his face and kills off extreme amount of another society, all the while being high on shrooms trying to save a shit girl who is getting fucked in some castle because the nigger is richer, stronger and isn't depended on drugs
>>672516289
Postal 2
>>672516326
yea
>>672514518
Banjo Kazooie
>click circles
>ez pp
>>672514965
yep
>>672516349
Closer, but no
>Magic hat
>make death traps instead of entertainment
>killed
>revive, res sniped
>5 seconds later
>revive, res sniped
>9 seconds later, revived, sniped
>go to orbit
>Be late to work
>Everyone's a dick, so I never say anything to them
>Equipment is absolute shit
>Told to push some rock into a machine by some autists
>Do what I'm told
>Uh-oh Spaghettios
>>672514464
Fable: The Lost Chapters
>>672516333
Those trips.
Game: The Order 1886
>>672516324
yeah, that was too easy
>>672516366
Correct game, wrong story mode.
>>672516400
Super Mario Bros. Like, the whole series. Also, love Papa Franku picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbj6KLZr4s
>>672516400
mario
>was once fast
>moderately fast today
>>672516457
Mario Maker
>>672516425
if you guys don't get this I'm gonna be disappointed
>>672516400
Mario
>shit i woke up too early
>now i'm powerless and i have to kill demons
>>672516400
Somic 2006
>>672516495
Nope
>No one can stop you
>Old people play games with the main character
>PS1
>get a gun
>kill people
>while you play learn russian
>>672516541
Sonic
>>672516420
Nope, try again
>village burns down
>seek revenge
>caves and planes
>use souls as cash
>>672516425
osu
>>672516450
fuck man i feel like i should know this
is it a zelda game cause i was gonna guess minish cap
>>672516556
OSU! IZ I SMRT?!
>>672516475
half life
>Fly birds
>bitch Falls off
>save the bitch
>>672516556
well you didn't get trips so now im dissapointed
>>672513526
Psychonauts
>>672516299
yeppers! Also, checked.
>>672516589
counter cyka blyat offensive
>is game
>more like a movie
>beat the shit out of your opponent
>jiggle physics
>>672512234
Portal
Too fucking easy m8
>>672516221
limbo?
>play a dude with cancer
>has a big head
>backflips
>>672516653
Zelda SS
>angry russian immigrants go bowling a lot
>10 faggots in a big square
>"cyka"
>Stalingrad 1942
>german/brits/ussr/american orgy ensues
>>672516686
Dead or Alive
Any of them
>"excuse me. Jesus is a personal friend of mine; you ignorant fool"
>"bitch"
>"bitch"
>"muh fucka"
>>672516643
YUS
Wallhacks
killed by patch
>>672516684 Metal gear solid 4?
>>672516686
Dead or alive
>>672515205
Also Fable: The Lost Chapters
>Military nigger that dresses like he's from the 1700s
>wait for enemies to do stuff
>hit them when they do
>>672516684
the order 1886 or some shit like that
>>672516684
FF13
>>672516753
GradeAunderA
>shoot gun
>die to lag
>your mom's a whore
>>672516652
Ye. I don't money for beer, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U0fKDEoJFk
>>672516589
Counter-Striike
>sister getting fucked
>you are powerful like god
>notepad
>>672515654
Postal
>>672514518
Soul Reaver
>>672516824
Correct
>>672516686
Dead or Alive
>>672516288
THE SIMS
>Solves Playground Disputes
>FUCKING SUBSPACE EMISSARY!
>in the beginning they're friends
>then they're not friends
>but then at the end they're friends again
>>672516684
FIFA 16
>>672516738
Correct my mango
>>672516859
Yeaa right
>>672516279
>>672516383
Hint: Ellen
>evil man
>use evil goblins
>take advice from grandpa goblin
>be evil
>>672516837
Cod
>>672516229
Nice nice nice
New one
>boss fights is entire game
>grindy as fuck
Angels get rekt. One of em likes humans, hires three mercenaries and goes on a quest to make a hella good fruit salad.
>>672516837
COD
did you even try to make it hard
>>672516837
all multiplayer fps's?
>>672516919
Nope
>>672516743
GTA IV
>>672516837
Every Call of Duty game ever.
>>672516400
New super mario bros
>build house
>kiss girl 3 times
>woo hoo in bed
>>672516889
Not it
>>672516277
ay nobody's gonna guess?
>its dangerous take this
>animal cruelty
>wayward children
>perverted chef
>>672517083
sims
>fall down hole
>determination
>spaghetti
>>672516862
Scribblenauts