how old are you and why are you still a virgin?
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how old are you and why are you still a virgin?
>>672483335
21, because i havent had sex.
30 :(
20. Because I have better things to do.
>>672483335
Sorry you're still a virgin. Must be hard.
>>672483403
>>672483494
>>672483523
why dont you go to a hooker?
>>672483597
Well feelings about sex are mixed, i've had the chance. Though not with anyone id consider worthy showing off. And it just never felt like the right time.
19. Broke
> be me
> be 30yo non virgin
> meet 6/10 29yo
> turns out she's a virgin
> howisthatpossible.exe
> take her virginity
> now cant dump her like all the girls that came before
> fml
Still trying to figure out how this happened to me at this age. Havent popped a cherry since I was 19 (and i thought that was pretty old back then)
>>672483335
22 year old virgin cuck
>>672483660
Talking about sex like its still something special..
>>672483597
I tried, I could only get a semi cause she was not so beautiful. And when she tried to put it in, it didn't fit and as she was forcing my dick inside, it started to hurt and I went soft.
Now I'm nervous about being a virgin and potentially impotent
>>672483335
DOUBLE FAGGOT
>>672483734
Broke? So what? It doesnt matter. Be honest, youre just a faggot.
>>672483823
Well not really, i've had sexual experiences before. blowjobs etc. and its really not that great. i mean, the only thing that was good about it was the confidence booster of someone sucking your dick. The actual feeling was "meh"
26
cause i fucked up all my advances, hard when you don't know how it works
what do you think about loosing virginity with an sexdate, met in an online sexchat?
I am under 20yo
>>672483920
Yeah, but blowjobs are seriously overrated. But if you still have the Chance - collect experience. Otherwise youll marrie in your mid30s without being able to pound your wife like a orgasmbeast
>>672483910
This grill fucked me up real good in 10th grade. I think that's it. Also i work the graveyard shift. The only people i see outside of work are my mom and sisters.
>>672484080
I think you have to be really comfortable with the girl you lose your virginity with. Dont forget dudes have to get hard and there's nothing like nervousness to kill a boner
>>672483335
11, because my mom wont allow it.
>>672484151
That is a good argument, i have thought about this alot. I strongly think its because that, loosing your virginity to a hooker is wayyy to beta. And though >21 year old virgin
already is quite beta, i havent given up yet.
>>672484188
fuck sister. Make mom watch
>>672484188
I don't mean the girl in the gif
46, fuck i'm an ultimate loser
>>672483815
>virgin cuck
does this mean you have a wife/gf and you never fucked her but someone other did while she was already your wife/gf?
>>672484080
Bullshit.
Probably a fat trucker whos gonna rape your anus with an brick he stole from his mothers House. Probably more STDs than every african nigger black person combined. Probably an ugly cumdumpster.
>>672484298
Na
>>672484323
shit, that's like 3 stages above wizard. What do you use your virgin super powers for?
>>672483335
30. ugly. shit body.
nobody wants me. i've tried.
>>672484453
Try swimming bro
19. fat, ugly and poor.
>>672484509
my body is asymmetrical. nothing will fix it.
i look like i skipped leg day every day.
also, face is very asymmetrical as well. eye sockets all warped up.
>>672484328
I've got a qt13 8/8 girllfriend. She just doesn't know we're together.
Spends all her time fucking some dude
15, not a virgin
>>672484243
COMFORTABLE? Youre probably the typical nice guy fedora faggot. The only thing that has to get COMFORTABLE is her pussy on my dick.
28, couldn't care less.
>>672484927
underage b&
34 :3
>>672484401
Your sister looks strange bro
22
small dick
19, I have other things to care about.
>>672483882
pop a viagra and go back dude
>>672484364
I got pics of her
>>672485089
How to get that?
>>672484323
Are you happy at all?
>>672484243
>Dont forget dudes have to get hard and there's nothing like nervousness to kill a boner
I think this will not be the problem. we changed pics, chatted, etc
>>672485173
underage b& faggot
>>672483335
21 :(
> High school: was shy, rejected a lot of girls... had an ego, liked girls acting desperate.
> University: was alone in a club for the first time, found a girl who jumped on me, got back to her flat.
> Turns out she broke up with her ex the same night, she bailed and they go back together.
> Met an awesome Muslim girl online just after... decided to just focus on getting 'cash money' because why not (not sure what I'm going to do with it all.. but I like money).. porn everywhere.. few years pass.. going to fly out and fuck her in a few weeks.
18, too busy to chase girls
24, because i'm overweight and a weirdo, probably also because of self esteem issues
wouldn't buy a hooker because i hate the idea to sticking my dick in a hole where literally hundrets of others already jizzed into
22 I don't really see the appeal of sex. I guess that's because I've never had it. Kissed a girl or two and that was pretty alright but not worth devoting all my time to.
>>672483597
>"So, any luck with women lately, or are you still a virgin?"
>"N-no, I paid a hooker to have sex with me..."
>"... Ok, forget that I asked"
Get yourself a hooker they said! Well guess what. It only made my situation even worse!
>>672486322
faggot
>>672483335
I was 15 with my gf in high school
>>672484309
Yeah, pretty obvious since it's jodie foster
I'm 22 still a virgin cause my ex gf got really fat while we were together. I was no longer attracted to her.. had another chance with this girl I really liked but I spaghettied kinda. Ehh I'll find someone
>>672483335
19, and only kissed a couple of times.
any other opinions on >>672484080
?
>>672483335
20
'Cause i'm ugly as shit
>>672483335
>how old are you
25
>why are you still a virgin?
I was homeschooled and socialized very little as a kid. I can handle my own at work and school with superficial conversations and pleasantries, etc but when things get serious or people want to know me better, or a girl shows signs that she likes me I avoid the fuck out of them.
>>672483335
24, lost it to a slut 2 years ago.
>>672484188
I work graveyard, the girl I fucked was coming into work 1 hour before I'd leave. She had a boyfriend, complained about him alot, we got drunk a few times, and shit happened. Funny story, an ex of mine that I've never fucked payed me a visit after finding out about this through people talking. Haven't gotten laid since.
>>672486177
If you do it, wear a condom dude. I have a stepaunt who's a hooker baby since my stepgrandfather does that shit raw. Otherwise, just wait till you have a girlfriend or stay virgin, it's a bit miserable once you've got nothing after it's happened. At least it was for me.
>>672485039
kek my exact situation, 21 and had my dick crippled in an accident when I was 12 didn't grow since then.
13,5cm scarred as fuck
26
I'm not because if you can't get laid with the internet then there is no hope for you.
>>672483335
because dadda touches my special place for me
>>672485476
best to keep away from muslim girls even if youre muslim too unless introduced by family
>>672487129
why are you posting that picture? why you gotta fuck me me man? why you gotta say these bad things?
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
who /virginandproud/ here.
18, have social anxiety ,
>>672486968
Dude thats not small. Thats like average in most countries
>>672486501
I just realized this wasn't about when you lost your v-card but why are you a virgin sorry
Lost my virginity when I was 16 with a hooker.
Haven't seen a pussy since then IRL. I am 20 now.
24
im too ruined by porn to get it up to fuck. given up trying. I'm porn obsessed anyway. much better edging in all my free time. love the addiction.
>>672486349
Well you're not supposed to tell people you got a hooker. Say you met a girl at a party or something
>>672487626
not where I live, wikipedia tells me, that the average is 16cm, also my dick is scarred as fuck, like really, there are scarrs all over it.
>>672483335
29 Male, and I don't want to have sex, ever. I have no urge to do so. THAT and it seems to change the person who has done it, it consumes them, and they hunt for more and more sex....so no...no thanks.
>>672483335
21. Because I'm antisocial.
26 male not virgin. had sex with 4 women. sex is meh. kind of overrated. rather get my dick sucked over sex any day.
Post a picture this scarred penis!
>>672483335
fuck you
losing your virginity means nothing
i lost mine when i was 14, it's like, "ooh, some dumb cunt sat on my cock" how much is the validation of a stupid teenager worth anyway
when you're an adult it's worth much, much more, but even then it's still a pretty poor indicator of anything other than this bitch likes something about me
who knows, she might have down syndrome
>>672487811
such a huge stigma attached to hookers. i never understood that.
it's like buying cigarettes or booze, or getting stoned. you end up feeling good after using it, so why are people ashamed of it?
also, in Australia a night out at a pub/club will easily cost me $300-$400 in booze and cigs, and it's a huge maybe that i'll get laid.
$100 will get me a 5/10 chubby old asian if im desperate, or $300 will get me a 7/10 white girl for an hour.
i'd rather spend the money and be guarantee'd a fuck.
plus i just love fucking hookers, there is no performance anxiety, no stress about getting her off or cumming too soon. it's just me doing shit, trying new positions and cutting loose. in fact it's made me a good fuck in the long run, since i dont worry about throwing a bitch around and slapping her clit with my cock, since i've already tried it with a hooker and they didn't slap me for it,AND they're gone before i even notice, leaving my balls empty and my hand and mouth free for other things, like eating a sammich and playing vidya.
22yo virgo here. wat do
>>672483536
Smug new non-virgin over here...
>>672483335
23 and cant find a nice guy. All the girls round here bore me and I can't keep a relationship going cause of it. I really get turned on by guys and connect and want to spend time with them but its all old men round here
I made dating/hookup profiles in the past and get lots of replies but its all old men. I just want a nice young guy
>>672488105
can't do that, I'm at work right now
>>672483335
Going to be 21 on the 16th.
reason I'm a virgin is pretty much this; I'm just seriously depressed and a loner.
I came out of a 10 year WoW addiction and now I'm taking a few tabs of acid every week (2-3 a time max) I take acid with a bunch of friends so it's not too bad.
Out of those friends I've made-out with three of them, one is a lesbian, one is straight, but we were taking mdma and shit happened, and one is a dude.
tbh, I want someone really special, the girl I had a thing for for 6 years is deep into her relationship now, so that's fucking over. Every time I talked to her It felt like I was being a stalker, so I stopped out of respect for her, but I still love her (serious oneism there)
All the "good girls" my age are pretty much gone at this point, now it's either a drug queen with the same issues I have or it's someone genetically inferior to me, so what's the point. (I don't want to pretend to love someone for sex, and I sure as shit don't want to have a child)
I mean, yeah, love would be great, love is the one thing I don't have. It'd be great to have someone I can just chill and watch tv and cuddle with, not necessarily fuck.
but yeah.
>>672484943
Don't lie mate, we all know you're a rentboy
>>672487529
Yeah, me
>>672483523
>better things to do than the best thing in the world
>40 keks
>>672488062
Abusive/emotionally repressed parents?
22
Completely emotionally unavailable.
I have a gf, but I am incapable of feeling any form of attachment to her, and I can't even express feelings, even fake ones.
24. Too scared bcuz small cute penis
>>672483660
Closet homosexual detected.
>>672488156
It means everything.
It is literally the purpose of our existence. What's more, evolution works by unsuccessful people not reproducing.
Add to that the older you are before losing your v card the higher the chances are it'll never happen it means people like me are fucked!
>>672488403
you still have time bro, 21 y/o here.
things are only set in stone when you turn 17.
try to fix your life.
>>672483814
the only reason you cant dump her is because you're a fucking pussy who cares too much about what other people think about you. If you're not happy grow a pair of testicles and do whats right for you, lifes to short to be fucking a 6/10
>>672488403
Reported
>>672483335
>having sex before marriage
>>672488221
>implying booze, drugs and cigarettes aren't just for plebs
>>672488403
underage b&
26 and I'm not
>>672484759
kek
>>672488813
>>672488855
then why u in this thread lmao fuckin retard
>>672483494
I am 31 and virgin because
Im white and in africa :D
>>672488946
>Im white and in africa
Something tells me it's not the only reason
>>672488718
Why would things be set in stone at the arbitrary age of 17?
Don't listen to this fag. You can change your life whenever you want with enough effort
>>672488784
HAHAHAHAHA
>>672488927
I'm not one of those guys who gives shit to drugs and hasn't even tried them.
I used to smoke, drink and blaze it. Eventually it gets boring and there's better things to spend money on
>>672489068
I live in a small town ?
If you bang someone here you might as well marry them.
>>672483335
20, and for no reason in particular. It's like asking why you haven't climbed up the Everest. Yeah, it would be exciting, but i don't care for now
>>672488403
SDOM
>>672488946
do you feel the magic?
>>672483335
19, because I can't afford to get anyone pregnant
>>672483335
Because it pisses the people of who desperately want me to have sex
>>672489523
>What is contraception?
>>672486349
18. Ugly mofo
Bags of sand
>>672489569
It only takes one failed attempt at birth control to mess up your whole life
>>672483335
22 here. I had sex when I was 20, it was no big deal, I could easily get hard and made her cum with oral.
Only problem was that I couldn't fit in muh dick. I'm thick, she was quite tight. We didn't have lube...
Haven't had any sexual contact with girls for the last two years. But being in a depression has killed my sex drive; so I'm not really craving it. I do miss the physical contact; I need my cuddles.
>>672489753
Well obviously that failed attempt at birth control has already fucked up your life by allowing you to be born
>>672488712
Haha the more you obsess over it the less the chances. Also phylogenesis means everything. you can help someone with similar genes to reproduce. That way you live on by proxy. So help your friends get laid!
>>672489085
I'm 30 and started to change mine last year, and believe me it's really not easy man.
I think I got attractive, cause when I go to a social place, girls come talk to me. But being a virgin this late is really not normal; so girls expect you to know how to handle them. And I have no idea on how to escalate things with them. So whenever I ask for first dates, I have maybe 75% success, but I never get past those first dates.
I wish i had a female friend who could teach me that...
>>672488662
Bad parenting and bad enviroment to make it short, yes.
>>672489398
That sounds more like a good reason.
You should move out though, 31 dude...
25 lost virginity at 22 while in college. still not as good as i thought it would be. wish i had a girlfriend/ fiance
>>672483335
It's interesting how varied the reasons for being a virgin can be but the reasons for not being one is always the same.
>>672486322
asexual?
>>672483335
25, because I gave up a long time ago. Just working on keeping a roof over my head now.
>>672483335
22 later this month, depression since I was young caused me to be unsocial, along with chronic pain and depression playing off of each other. I rarely go out, plus i'm fat, so there is that.
>>672487398
underage b&
De guise u'll get there sumday
23, im a loser
>>672483335
Lost it at 16
Haha you`re all such fucking losers kek
34, cause I'm fat, and no one has yet been brave enough to murder me
I'm 22 and I'm literally having sex right now.
>>672490661
someone else other that male friends or relatives has to be involved you faggot
21, cuz im chinese
21 now
Was 19 when I lost it. Had an ex that I bumped into at night and she started going off on me causing me to lose my shit. We later had angry sex.
>be 24
>lost virginity at 17
>fucked 5 girls in my life, most steady so i have tons of xp
>meet girl recently
>literal 9/10, she's fucking beautiful in every way
>amazing personality
>24 and a virgin
>been dating for a month now
>go to finger her a few days ago
>super tight/small, can barely get one finger in
>eat her out and fingerblast her anyway
>we talk about it later
>she's worried about losing her virginity because she's so small and she's never really met the right guy but thinks I could do it for her
>tell her there's nothing to worry about and i'll make it as painless and special as possible for her
i'm in love fellas
18
Because to lazy to go find a gf
>>672491124
pics or it didn't happen
I am 23 and she is 33. The young woman who is attracted to me and than i love has a boyfriend. She is older than me but i couldn't have a relationship with a girl who has already a boyfriend. Her boyfriend is unlucky. I hide myself to try to not see her. She is embarassed (i see her at work). So, I'm always Virgin.
>>672491315
Lucky fucker, don't fuck it up
>>672483335
>32
>I don't like people getting close to me
>probably defense mechanism from years of abuse from other kids while in school.. never truely got over it
>>672483494
Gandalf, thou shalt not acquire passage.
>>672483335
Im not married.
>>672491315
don't mess this up you lucky ass.
17, anxiety ridden, autist.
29 and because im fugly
>>672486921
That's the thing i don't drink or smoke so that type of bonding experience i'll never have
16 and I'm not
>>672488617
>sex is the best thing in the world
You're definitely a virgin.
>>672488617
You're simpleminded if you think that.
>>672493228
>this
>>672483335
19
>no confidence
>social anxiety, depression
I've been trying to work on it, but I struggle with leaving the house.
28 but sex is a waste of my time and I don't care to invest my superior knowledge into learning how to "get" women
>>672483335
12.
because i'm 12.
>>672487529
38 and proud
>>672483335
im 92 and its because my penis and testicles were ripped off in a car door the night i was supposed to lose my virginity to the woman i loved
>>672488681
beta as fuck, set that poor girl free
I've lost virginity when I was 15. Fuck, do I even belong here?
>>672494121
Jerry I'm sorry I remember you, I'm also still a Virgin I never got over seeing my date have his balls and penius ripped off by an over zealous limo driver prom night
>>672483335
29
i dont give a shit about anything anymore.
>>672483335
I lost my virginity at 21
No big deal. I fucked up when I was 19 when I had a chance to lose it
Wow idk how you all manage to stay virgins going through/after highschool, girls were easy as fuck back then, i took my first gfs virginity at 15 and had 5 more girls after that with so little effort put into it
from a 20 year old
>>672494255
nah bro im with ya, she was 15 too, the joys of high school /b/ro
>>672483335
19 and i stopped caring.
>>672483335
43. farming accident when i was little. it's basically there for show.
>>672494478
>high school
>20 year old
dumb fuck detected
>>672494299
that fuckin guy didnt even say sorry. im getting a robotic dick implant btw so maybe my luck is finally changing.
>>672483335
I'm 62 and I'm a practicing Buddhist monk and at an early age I took up a vow of celibacy to focux on training my body and my mind the beautiful works of this world.
>>672488712
20 isn't point of no return
>>672483335
19, i got my dick sucked by a 8/10 jap hooker when i was 18, but no fucky fucky
>>672494607
>took the bait
newfag detected
25
Im a closed virgin, no one can know, im very ashamed
as a result.... no one is having sex with me
infinite loop
>>672483335
>18
>fat
>lack motivation
>don't know any hookers
>sad britbong
>>672494607
Im 20 NOW
was 15 back then you dumb fuck
>>672483523
>Because I have better things to do.
>browses /b/ on a sunday
topkek
25
because i have no social skills
Almost 19, no friends to go out with
18. Want my first time to be with someone i care about instead wasting it on a hooker.
There is only one first time after all.
>>672494607
did you even fucking read it ? my god some faggots are beyond help
>>672495023
>>672495259
>backpedaling
>samefagging this hard
Either you're a retard or you're full of shit.
>>672495433
gr8 b8 m8 I can't even understand you
>>672492777
nice trips, underage b&
>>672493109
faggot, underage b&
20, because im too much of a pussy to go home with someone. scurred of that limp dick mayn
>>672483335
25. I'd be happy if I were a virgin. Does it count if I went to a brothel once when I was 18 and I could not get it up for 2 hours? And I was limp in her pussy with a condom? And I forced my ejaculation on her breast with her hand but by force of mind? I think I'm still a virgin am I right?
21.. what am I doing with my life?
>>672495225
This often doesn't help. For the most part, its all on you.
>>672488718
so, is it too late for me too bro? I'm 19
20 I sit at home smoking weed and I honestly can't be arsed.
>>672484657
Post face pic
>>672486968
Pics?
>>672496519
same situation
16. I'm too shy.
y'all motherfuckas need tinder
>>672483403
I laughed. Not at you, just the comedic value in telling the obvious truth. Good show.
19f here. Not zgly or anything, I actually work out a lot and my face looks good as well. I'm just shy and really not into any deeper relationships. I'm very distant towards other people. I crave sex though. It's just hard to have sex (even as a woman) without any commitment. I've tried to but it never worked out. I just want sex, not a relationship.
That being said, are there any /b/ros around my age in WI (or MN and IL alternatively) who'd be willing to have sex with me? Just sex, no emotions whatsoever.
>>672488274
happy 60th birthday anon, how much did it cost?
>>672483335
19, small dick
>>672498126
kek
>>672483597
18 bought a hooker as i had some spare cash
fucked for 10 mins gassed out lol jerked me off
i came then left 8/8 would probably do it again.
>>672484657
sounds like you need to pick a side.
>>672483335
31, apathy+laziness
>>672483335
27. 11years off....
i want my virginity back!
19 and because my grill is super christian and she wants to wait for marriage.
>>672498126
aeahueauhaeuaehuaehuheuahaeuea
hitlerdick
>>672483335
19 and i dont really give a shit
>>672498891
>hitlerdick
wtf does that even mean, kill yourself faggot
21 because I waited for my ex. She wanted to wait. I had si many opportunities to fuck hot chicks that offered but I declined because of my damn ex. I regret being stupid.
>>672498045
is this whole fucking site just filled with gays ? fuck i miss the time when you fags got ridiculed and were too scared to come out of the closet, now being straight seems to make me a minority fuuuuuck sakes
>>672499105
eauheuaeuae babydick is strong here
>>672489398
Try traveling somewhere else man. Use tinder and find some chick to fuck.
>>672487884
WTF happened?? Farming machinery involved?
26, because I'm a social retard.
Had over 666 chances when I was 15-16 years old.
The regret is killing me.
Losing your virginity to a hooker is worse than being virgin for the rest of your life in my opinion.
>>672499130
go vote for trump
i am not gay but frankly, i dont ive a shit how many of my peers are gay since i am not interested in them.
you seem to be afraid that someone suprise-thrusts you so hard in your tight asshole that you fly right out of the closet.
>>672499340
mutilated
jew was sucking on his infantdick
>>672487884
My best advice to you man is be confident and learn to live with what you got. Lots of Women like that. Many don't believe so.
>>672499398
What kinda chances
>>672484008
Same I'm 18 but in hindsight I can think of 20 chicks I who've showed interest and I just suck too much to fuck!
>>672484657
just try harder. Not only by working out but try harder in life. Improving your body and fitness will help you with financial success and general positivity. And money get's the bitches, it's as simple as that.
>>672499723
Mostly getting a girlfriend, some parties.
>>672483335
20. Don't like people enough to be in a relationship. Don't have much of a sex drive and have got bored from a BJ so didn't take it any further.
Am 32. Not a virgin, so maybe I'm out of line. But I haven't had sex in about 4 years. I'm just not concerned with it anymore. It's not hard to get laid really, just hold your breathe and talk to bitches, you know what they want to hear, just tell them. But it's over hyped imo. I work with a bunch of dudes, who every monday morning stand around tal;king about getting laid. Like, it's all their weekend amounted too. They stuck their little dicks in a vagina for a little bit, and it completely made their weekend. I would rather go hiking, motorcycle riding, vidya, movies, chill with friends etc.. It seems so primitive to hold sex and pussy is such high regard. Sex is awesome, but it's not the end all be all to life. eh fuck shit.
18. Because I love a girl for now 3 1/2 years but I failed with her and I was mentally stuck because I wanted her and only her to be my first gf
>>672491>>672491315
Story? (Losing it)
>>672483335
35. Because i'm an obese, short, hideously ugly monster of a human with a number of social problems, absolutely no confidence and nobody wants to be around me because i'm apparently just unpleasant to be around.
I was never meant to be happy, i just exist as a miserable pile of flesh because i'm too much of a coward to kill myself no matter how much i want to die.
>>672500366
>hold your breathe
Learn to spell first faggot and maybe you'd get laid.
Just came to /b/ to specifically look for any virgin threads because... I LOST MY FUCKING VIRGINITY LAST NIGHT. FUCK YEAH!!!
>>672501500
To your right hand?
37 waiting for marriage.
>>672501500
how was he?
>>672483335
31 in April
Don't tend to leave the house except for work, picky as fuck, don't drink.
>>672501500
>came. /b/
The hidden sexual innuendo just proves that it didn't happen.
i'm 21 and i am not a virgin
feels good man
-20
-earning good
-fairly in shape
-solider
-troubling with alcoholism since 16 so that's that.
40
I never got laid after I had a kid cause a kid is the ultimate cock block
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Who's the lucky guy?
>>672497519
this. it works shockingly well coming from a literal autist here. I am quite attractive however, probably doesnt have the same effectiveness for fat acne ridden neckbeards lol
