the ambulance told me to put ice you fags, Im waiting on the bathroom floor for them. tell me that its going to be ok faggots you did this to me
what did you even do?
>>672482613
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/672478489
>>672482556
take a picture of the cock
now his is podracing!
>>672482556
is it safely tugged away to the left hidden below all that ketchup?
REMOVE THE BAG OR YOU DID NOT DELIVER
even if this is a repost, calling an ambulance will cost you 5 grand. learn to take care of your own stupidity. Its not too late to kill yourself.
>>672482556
Remove the bag dipshit
>>672482556
That's just a bag of frozen mince
What even happened?
So which one is it, bro?
>>672482211
OR
>>672482556
?
What did we achieve today?
>>672482913
/thread
Im confused is op faggot with pr without penis
>>672482959
This one
>>672482913
C est clair...si c est vrai....faut vraiment être con
>cutfags
Imagine being autistic enough to chop of your dick for (you)s
>>672482961
dude cut off his own dick
>>672483067
I don't speak chinese faggot
>>672482913
>calling an ambulance will cost you 5 grand
>calling an ambulance will cost you
>ambulance
>cost
Americans...
>>672483067
Id kill you for talking terrorist speak. America owns the internet!
Fake and gay
>>672482854
>>672482687
>>672482853
in 15min maybe, I still can feel the blood squirting with each heartbeat, I changed like 3 bags already and Im sweating. just have patience you cocksuckers
>>672483158
At least our government doesn't change us for the helicopter fuel when they rescue us.
>>672483200
I don't wanna wait that long
>>672483200
Dickless Dubs
>>672482556
Were you trying to chop your dick off? Or give yourself a circumcision?
>>672482913
>bleeding to death
>call ambulance
>no worries ill have an ambulance there right away do you have 5 thousand dollars?
>bleed to death
>>672483200
how do you keep getting dubs?
>>672483200
paramedics should have already been there
op did not cut off his dick
op is a faggot who craves attention
/thread
>>672483096
>no blood at all smeared on belly, bag, shorts
>been pouring blood for more than several seconds
>>672483200
Post updated pic
>>672483158
kek .. u ignorant faggot - it still costs you alomst $1000 to call an ambulance in Australia.
>>672483200
Just take the fucking picture
>>672483200
sit on your couch/chair upside down. May help bleeding
>>672483324
He traded his cock for getting dubs
>>672483200
REMOVE THE BAG OR YOU HAVE FAILED US
>>672483365
>impying australia is the only other country
>>672483365
Thats why you get ambulance cover you noongah
>>672483365
Free in France
>>672483380
do this and pics good god the blood pouring from his dick right on to his face my sides
>>672483268
But they do charge you for your health and maintaining it.
>>672483416
Fuck France
>>672483158
careful there anon don't wanna cause a donnie with all these jewcucked amerifags
>>672483268
But they do charge you for your health and maintaining it...
>>672483416
You know what else is free in France? Muslims
>>672483391
sounds good
>>672483416
mais pour cela, vous avez à supporter enculer tout les jours.
>>672483416
So is faggotry of the historical kind.
>>672483268
But they do charge you for your health and maintaining it.........
>>672482556
its not gonna be ok, you're gonna be dead soon
>>672483397
>>672483416
The three countries in the world are Australia, the US and France. Geography 101.
Hi kylie
Omg bleeds so much
>>672483200
you're 100% going to the psych ward, m8
>>672483303
Usually they try to stop you from dying before they try to get money from you.
>>672482556
post proper pic so we know it isn't just ketchup.
>>672483645
HOLY SHIT
i personally don't think bruce jenner is an hero
>>672483612
Free in brazil
>>672483397
Different guy, but it seems he mentioned Australia because of the Tony Abbott picture shit stain
>>672483365
>>672483365
>>672483365
seriously OP needs to get help asap
have you managed to stop the bleeding?
>>672483416
Bet they regretted that when they missed out on making banking during the Paris attacks.
>>672483697
Pretty sure that's in America.
>>672483645
>eats burger king
>has laughable tiny dick
Yep
>>67248364
im glad you didnt do nigga
>>672483645
OP delivered
>TFW OP has a bigger dick than you and cuts it off for quads.
>>672483438
>nigga im American
National healthcare is not here so no they dont charge us for our health and maintaining it. My company does.>>672483438
>>672483696
ILL GO FULL PC ON YOUR ASS
>>672483697
No, it's not.
Stop attempting to contribute to discussion when no one enjoys the presence of your species.
>>672483758
This is not even my final form
Hi leddit
OMG IT HURTSS
>>672483841
shove an oreo cheese cake up your hairy anus.
Who take the pic if you are alone in the bathroom?
>>672483835
Heueheuhuehuehuehuehueuheuegywgwywheuegyegyhuehuehyehhu3hu3
U mad amerifat?
BAMP
>>672483365
mfw you are the ignorant faggot for think Australia is the only other first world country. it costs $45 in canada per ambulance. y'all need a president who cares about health care like damn
>>672483723
I'm moving to Tasmania.
>>672482556
OP, bringing the edge back to /b/
>>672483880
What does that say? Somethingdeath?
>>672483397
>>672483718
everybody knows that if there is top quality banter here, it is at the hands of an Australian
>>672483905
Nope thanks
>>672483776
Show us that lil cutie
>told me to put ice
no they wouldn't you fucking prat, they'd tell you to put pressure on it to minimize the blood loss you cretin.
fake/10
OP be like
>>672484020
I've already posted it here before and people just made fun, so nah.
>>672483645
Kek
>>672483416
>braggin about france
ISHYGDDT
Toppest of keks
>>672483465
no fuck you
What kind of knife cuts cocks the best??
The edge of a Lesbian Liberal Arts diploma
>>672484074
Keep the detached part cold, but not touching any ice or else you can damage it. Apply pressure to the bleeding area and keep it raised. That's like first aid 101.
>>672483158
Shitty isn't it?
>>672483945
you should read into what people actually think of canadian healthcare.
>canadians overloading american hospitals because their waitlist in canada is balls, so they come here on "vacation" and get their much needed operations.
watch a documentary or two, you uneducated fuckwit. as if you being canadian wasn't sad enough
>>672484160
>at_least_you_tried_cake_Simpson.jpg
>>672484269
Stop crying about healthcare some bro just chopped his fucking wang off, enjoy it!
How did we go from chopped off dick to discussion about healthcare
>>672483645
Fuck you and all your future children OP
>>672484385
how much an ambulance cost
There are some /pol/ faggots
>>672482556
Did a fotoforensics check
looks like the timestamp on OP's thigh might be fake
>>672484385
I was just about posting this
>>672484269
My country has propaganda too.
>we have best soldiers everywhere scared
>we have best healthcare, people all over want our hospital.
>we have best in science many science made here.
I love how ameritards can spot propaganda in other countries but never realize their own.
They have private hospitals in Canada if you wanna pay extra money for faster surgery.
>>672484121
/thread
>>672484088
Buuuuuuck
>>672483995
We are an indispensable group to the community.
Really hope this turns out to be fake just so I can laugh at you all for falling for it.
>>672483696
Underrated
>>672484385
me it was me
Mfw
>>672484467
I think it looks fine, it looks like the blood is inside the bag of ice though? Which makes no sense. Also perfectly clean legs and hands, no blood there. Blood dries quickly and a wipe will not remove the stain, either OP went into the shower while his dick bleeds out or he's lying through his teeth.
>>672484094
Aw I wanna bully you until you cum
Shut you health care shit up
Did this cunt actually cut his fucking dick off or what. ????
Is op kill?
>>672484603
hear hear
>>672483976
jenny death
>>672484721
well spoken bruce
people actually falling for this shit. jesus
>>672484684
I'm this guy, I'm not really into being made fun of or bullied or whatever but I guess it's nice for at least someone to be interested in my dick.
>>672484713
OP is a lying faggot. There would be more blood if it was legit, would have had spray everywhere all over his legs would have been dripping blood, hands would be covered from "applying pressure" floor would most likely be covered too since he's sat down. 0/10 fake and gay.
>>672484634
gingers have no souls
>>672482556
wtf! i was here all night and i didnt see the post were a guy was going to cut his dick off?
>>672484610
>9x11
>9x11
>9x11
>>672484889
Well FUCK you op
Half cocked fag
>>672484888
Cute and nice trips
>>672484997
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/672478489
here
>>672484888
So is that 2 dicks lol?
>>672483946
Yeah I lived in Tasmania from aged 14 to age 32 and when someone mentioned ambulance cover after I moved to Victoria I was like WTF you have to pay???
>>672485055
Huh?
>>672482556
What's wrong with you get off 4chan and cling on 2 what you have take care of ur self and never listen 2 ppl telling you harm your self again
>>672485095
IN MELBOURNE only downside is if its not lethal takes forever
>>672485156
Kill yourself
>>672485112
Lmao I didn't see his hand I thought he had 2 DICKS! Lol
>>672484888
Saved you for some fap material later thanks lil cutie
>>672485156
This
OP is either faking (999/1000)
or is about to be put into a mental institute (1/1000)
>>672484888
Checked and blessed
>>672485156
Kill Yourself new Fag
>>672483723
Glorious QLD master race here
>>672485198
Didn't say I moved to Melbourne, mate :v
>>672485095
can someone give me one good reason why we cant have free healthcare in America? maybe instead of a 4 billion dollar wall we can use that money for free healthcare
Jesus fucking christ
>>672485254
Yea most likely fake but w/e hopefully he'll be ok
>>672485291
Glorious VIC Master Race Fgt.
>>672485305
But if you dont have wall yoi dont have wall..
>>672485305
You're about to get hundreds of reasons, but none of them good.
>>672485305
Because of huge swathes of Americans who oppose anything relating to socialism and reject it as a knee jerk reaction due to years of being told its devilry.
>>672485302
didn't see it DAFAK
>>672483416
I bloke just chopped off his cock and you whiney old women are discussing Ambulence rates geographically
>>672485156
>>672485391
That's because there isn't a good reason, lots of shitty reasons just compound together.
>>672485487
Still not other half of cock, pic without bag and timestamp so...
>>672485487
I think you mean:
A bloke just pretended unconvincingly to cut off his dick and people are passing time while he fakes a better picture.
>>672482556
You again. You just couldn't leave your penis alone, 'Look at me, I'm mad as fuck'. You wanted attention - well now you have it, all the attention you wanted, A winrar is you. Congratulations.
>>672485487
Whiney Old Women NORMIE SKRUB
>>672483723
This nigga did his research
>>672483737
how can you murica fags even bring this little incident up? Ya'll got fucking 9/11. Good luck paying for an fucking ambulance, if you call that freedom. Oh, and good luck with the new mini hitler too. Fucking degenerates.
>>672484269
Americans havw been floding to Israel where we have the best healthcare and latest tech. American healthcare and medicine manufacturing have been dragging since the cold war when american over expenditure and slow patent system shot the whole country to the knee. see i can propaganda too
>>672485555
sshhhhhiiiiiieeeeettt
>>672485587
you fucking suck
>>672485622
AGREED
>>672483438
>>672483512
>>672483560
What is samefag?
>>672485305
Too many people in the US for quality care, Not being able to chose your own doctor, Free health care would be the same as going to a free clinic now. Free health care wont pay for extensive surgery, cancer treatment, or other special aliments like herpes, hemorrhoid removal, etc
>>672485555
What is dub?
>>672485555
Nice quads, now you have to cut off your dick. That's the rule right?
>>672485842
Didnt even notice
>>672485903
That's 3 Quads now including the last thread
>>672483945
Bruh, it was a picture of an Australian prime minister, obviously meant Australia
>>672485903
But im faggot like op and dont deliver
OP, you're my hero
>>672486000
Nice trips, now you have to cut off your pubes.
Dick in photo , remove the bag you fag.
>>672485248
Cool! At least my little guy is getting someone off.
OP=FAGGOT
>>672484888
the thumbnail made me see this
>>672486315
People keep saying that but I don't really see it.
>>672486315
That's not a cock, that's a pygmy elephants' trunk
>>672486315
Right... I looks like 2 dicks are there.. Crazy! One is super loose the other just regular
so you go a bloody bag. yeah bloody on the inside but no blood around your legs hands or any part of your body. yeah that is ass gay as it gets. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AND DIE YOU FUCKING PISS OF SHIT
>>672486471
*It*
>>672486480
Honestly OP could have tried to make it look realistic. Get some blood from a butchers, pour it over his crotch, then hold the ice bag on top. A tiny bit of preparation goes a long way.
>>672486636
but then OP would be a faggot
>>672486471
>>672486450
>>672486413
thanks for your feedback
>>672486803
But he already is so.....
just let the thread die
OP aint gonna deliver
Stop giving him attention this bait
>>672482556
>faggots you did this to me
Op you are crazy to believe this, you did it by yous self, you just asked what to do, is your foult to what happening to your body, you are responsible for it
>>672483465
rage/20
That's it. I'm going to reddit.
>>672483541
cry baby
>>672485281
Hoping you´re joking faggot
guys the OPs name is ishkhan dadyan on facebook,
he did the same bullshit last week. and people found him
fuckhim, he needs to pay for his lies
>>672487442
This guy is called Thomas Berkley. He's a dirty jew liar who fucks kids high on meth. Fuck him up /b/
>>672487597
His name was Robert Paulson
his name was robert paulson
>>672486828
not making fun tho it's mind Fuck like the way it's aranged.. Like the pic of the dude leaning over his kid and it 'looks like an ass next to a baby lmao until u zoom in
>>672482556
3rd of june hasent even been yet you idiot!
>>672487745
yeah i know thanks
lol this nigga cut his dick off
>>672487739
Paul Robertson
>>672487781
/thread
>>672483365
5000>1000 kek
>$5000 for ambulance
LAND OF THE FRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>672484269
And yanks and Canadians come to the uk for a " holiday " to get our free health care
>>672483723
Well thank god im a QLD fag
>>672483880
JENNY DEATH WHEN?!?!
>>672482556
a worse scenario is it gets sewn on backwards
>>672485773
Ummmmm, I'm pretty sure its actually YOU.
>>672484794
Yeah op it's your own foult.
>your own foult
>foult
Idiot
op iz kil
one white less to deal with
kill yourself fucking white people
>>672482556
god damm nigga
SHOW ME
>>672486055
fucking weeaboo
Fuck all yall. I gotta ambalamps in my garage
>>672489785
You're both virgin idiots, just stop this
