Share your secrets /b/
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Share your secrets /b/
which one?
>>672477747
i was phone.
When I was a teenager my friends (5 or 6 of us) and I would sneak out to the farm at night regularly and suck and fuck the stallions in a pseudo orgy. there were 2 guys 3 girls, I was one of the guys.
>>672477747
Despite being pretty young and having a lot of opportunity and advantages in life, I'm not doing well. I am at the lowest point I've ever been at, I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. I avoid people including most of my friends. I don't tell anyone this outside of the internet because I don't want people's sympathy and I don't want to see a shrink. But I wish I were not alive.
>>672478402
Kill yourself then that should help
>>672478628
I wish I had the courage to do that. But I don't. And I know how badly my mother especially would be affected by it so I couldn't do that to her. But if I get cancer or something I'm refusing treatment.
I set fires in my house, sometimes. I have to put out the fire, too.
i am gay and also straight
i am not bisexual
>>672478757
Your a good person.
>>672477747
I'm bisexual
>>672478931
Thanks.
>>672477950
fuck
>>672478365
Why wouldn't you just fuck each other, you had girls involved.
>>672479095
Because we were fucking faggots, jeez.
>>672478926
Quit making shit up faggola
>>672477747
I have a 5 inch penis
Cheated on all my girlfriends.
Hate women, just hate all of them, even hate my gf.
I work at a refugee-center. Hate the refugees, the media lies about them being chill.
Just wanna smoke weed and lay down, but somethings pushing me to study. Feels fucking pointless.
>>672479628
Haha. Hahahahaha. Oh man. I kinda like you, pessimistic faggot.
>>672478080
NOOOOOOO
>>672479748
Man I'm cynical af. Saving money to just leave my country to travel.
I'm thinking I won't tell anyone and just bail.
>>672479940
Where are you from?
I was raped repeatedly by my brothers
>>672480265
>>672480265
I'm sorry. That's tough. I hope you recover psychologically and live a good life.
>>672480244
Finland
Im a bit of a sociopath in person, I really dont care what other people thing or feel, Spare my closest friends.
Like someone could pour their heart and souls into some deep as conversation and Ill play it up like I care
I really dont :/
Kinda sucks, I look at life in a "I got bigger problems then you or your bullshit" Sort of way.
>>672480600
Is this you?
>>672480600
Eh, at least you're not a furry.
Oh... Never mind.
>>672480705
Definately.
I want to watch my wife suck another guys cock but afraid to tell her would someone here tell her lol
molested by my stepfather from 9 till i was 14. though the last 3 years werent so bad.
>spoiler: im a male.
I want to fuck my mother
Im trying to stick my dick up my butt
>>672480965
would love to drop her info
I've helped my ex gf suck and fuck a friends dog four times
I used to fuck my sister after school nearly everyday for a year when I was 16 and she was 14. I slightly regret it now because my sister sill tries to send me nudes and I'm engaged. I just tell my fiancee to stay away from her because she is a crazy bitch.
>>672477747
I lie on the internet.
>>672481164
i want to fuck your mother too.
has anyone been in contact with anx from these threads in the last week?
Vanessa mald...............................
>>672481339
Who doesn't?
I hate niggers and sand-niggers.
I wish they would just gtfo of my country.
>>672480965
anyone want to tell her
I can't commit to relationships, so I just leave and ignore them completely after so long.
>>672478757
i don't want to tell you to cheer up, but thats a dark moment in your life, remember you can find peace or happyness if you dig for it, even a little. You are a good person anon, you are aware of your environment, don't let the people around you down, and find something you can do for make the world a better place, even just a little, and sorry for bad engrish
>>672481243
>slightly
>>672481822
In the sense that she might try to spill the beans at some point.
>>672481210
I would like to know how this venture started.
i like to dress like jacket in hotline miami and hurt hobos, punch them with a hammer or with my bat, and i regret it a couple of day after, always
>>672482034
We have spoken about the whole dog thing multiple times (I'd done it before with past gfs) and she was really turned on by the idea.
So when our friend asked us to watch her house while she went out on a saturday night we jumped at the chance knowing she had a large uncut bullmastiff.
Soon as she left my gf got changed into an outfit I really liked and we started..
>>672477747
I use to grab my niece ass while she slept when we were young. Now I hate her.
>>672482272
Hahaha that shit is hilarious, it's like if people only knew that some chicks are down to take almost anything to the vagoo, curiosity is an amazing thing.
>>672482430
she knows
>>672482202
you're crazy, man
>>672482520
>>672477747
Grills do poop
>>672482202
why not beat up niggers and muslim instead of hobos?
>>672477747
Having second thoughts about my gf. Not enough to split up, but enough to not really consider marrying her. I dunno, we have fun together, but the sex is pretty boring now and I don't really find her as attractive as used to.
>>672483131
ditto
>>672477747
I'm bisexual and I have an exhibitionism fetish. My girlfriend turns me on and the sex is great, but I like to go in public places like nature trails or national parks to suck dick and get sucked off by strangers.
My gf has dropped hints that tell me she might be suspicious, but I play dumb. But she might just know that I jack off to gay porn as well as high test, big asses/tits. She already knows I have a fetish for having sex in cars.
>>672477747
>We ha sec all ve rets
>>672483055
the hobos in my country are all pakistani or brown fucked people
My wife has a penis
Deal with it merica
>>672483483
We know
>>672483131
Thats normal
>>672483131
at least you have a girlfriend
It's much worse to be single and lonely
>>672483483
MFW he slips up and calls it Michael
>>672479628
Do you ever do weird stuff to refugees
>Butt stuff
>>672479940
See you in SEA m9
me and my niece are fuck friends
how it started
>she was staying temporarily at my place
>her mum (my sister died)
>her dad is deadbeat living in rooming house
>she is 13
>I'm her legal guardian now, i'm 43
>she constantly masturbate's in her sleep
>wake up for work 5 am first day she's over
>she on the couch drooling and masturbating through her yoga pants
>stand and watch her for a few min
>get huge hard on
>I throw a blanket on her and run to shower and fap one out
>shower is next to living room
>my masturbating made the couch shake and woke her up
>come out of shower and she like "dude you wonk me up with your jerking it"
>I say guy does what guy needs to do and go to work
>have few drinks after work and come home with a nice buzz and a 24 case of beer
>she has some beers and gets drunk with me
>she starts masturbating on the couch in front of me not realizing shes doing it
>I jokingly say "I can help you with that you know"
>she snaps out of it and says she didn't realize she was doing it
>I tell her how she does it in her sleep
>evening goes on and she keeps doing it without realizing it
>i get hard as diamonds, easy to see through my track pants
>I come right out and say "I'll be right back have to rub one out"
>she asks if she can watch
>being drunk I am okay with it
>we go in my room and i start rubbing it out
>she sits at other end of bed and and starts masturbating to
>then she just says "fuck this" and takes her pants off
>we watched each other masturbate every morning and night for like two weeks
>then one day she says "how about i do you and you do me?"
>that turned into 69 and then we said "fuck it" and just started banging
>now she sleeps with me every night
After getting her medical papers i found out she's a nymphomaniac, always needs to be masturbating or fucking, or she gets really depressed.
I know what your thinking but in this country it is perfectly legal for a parent or guardian to give their kids alcohol.
>>672481169
That's impossible you'll cum when you get the head in
>>672481210
next time get it on film
>>672484180
no you won't
I've done it a few times and it just feel weird
Uber hot girlfriend
Cheating on her with ugly doctor
>you're doing it wrong
>>672484271
The first time, I did
>>672484146
>>672484644
where is the link
upload that shit
>>672484146
this is how Disney stories go these days, parent dies at the beginning, she's getting dick at the end.
>>672482202
wtf /b/ ?
>>672477747
Mafia associate.. Ask me anything
>>672485027
are you a mafia associate?
>>672478402
I feel sorry for you faggot. Try drugs. And godspeed brother, I hope you get better
>>672485027
how do you get in the mafia ?
>>672485065
lol
Have been since I was 17
I dated and fucked a 16 year old girl for 6 months. I'm a 30 year old married man.
I've used a ton of different drugs and my family knows nothing
So I had a girlfriend at the time, we've been going for about 3 years, get in fight with her, she gets pissed and leaves, comes back later tell her I was super pissed and didn't want to see her for a few days, in reality just wanted to get head from out rommate, end up finger fucking the shit out of her while she processed to give me the best head of my life, some of that toes curling shit, she's going on and on moaning with her lips wrapped around my Dick, few days later she comes back and act like nothing happened between us, should I be worried about her finding out /b/ ros?
>>672485027
have killed someone before ? (or after)
>>672480361
Thanks
>>672484806
whatever,
#1 not eevery country in the world have fucked up laws like USA and Britain and them
#2 She will never tell, she wants it more than I do , she also won't tell because she confided in me that when my sister and her stepdad where passed out on heroin she injected them both "6 or 7 points each" and caused them both to od and die. she'll never tell anyone.
>>672485027
in what consist your job?
>>672485184
They have to notice you, can't just walk up to someone and ask to join.
Helps if you live in an area with known mob hangouts. I live in Elizabeth, New Jersey. Large presence of 5 families and also the decalvacantes
They ask you to do basic shit in the beginning. Stuff like driving, serving drinks.. Eventually it moves on to making collections, vandalizing people's shit, hurting someone etc.
>>672479352
you fucking suck
>>672477747
I am actually a white heterosexual male
>>672484146
>After getting her medical papers i found out she's a nymphomaniac, always needs to be masturbating or fucking, or she gets really depressed.
......
I'm the guy who is always laughing and people always see me as a happy go lucky guy who works hard. Truth be, I hate my life, my girlfriend is a narcissistic manipulator who blackmails me by saying I assault her if I try and cancel the visa I'm supporting her on. I'm unappreciated and all I want to do is go away from this miserable situation I've created.
>>672485529
i like to hurt people a lot, not a maniac don't mind me, but its a way of life for me you know ... but in france there is nothing to go with ... Just Isis, and thats shit
>>672485271
I haven't killed anyone but I've had to beat a few people down before for my boss. Made guy (no details will be given), is a pretty big time loan shark in Jersey
>>672485469
I make collections and drive my boss around
>>672485729
Camorra (Naples mob) apparently has hevy presence in Southern France
I'm a kik slut big black cock.
>>672485770
how much you get payed for this ?
>>672485219
Ashley, right?
>>672485410
Cringe like a gave a fuck.. Don't come at me with ur moral faggorty m9
>>672485729
stop making shit up.
I was keeping around someone I only saw as a good fucking for over two years because she was under the impression I planned to marry her. I went with it long enough that I actually "proposed" to keep her around when she started to wonder. Broke things off a while back, still get calls from her now and then to hook up for a night or two. No idea how she doesn't want to kill me or something, she still wants dick now and then and I'm somehow her go-to for it still.
>>672477747
I know the chick who made the OP picture. Her name is Rachael. Fancy pants, artsy chick.
>true factoid
That is all.
>>672483909
If he works on Manus, then totes yes.
>>672485631
Yeah and my fetishes are like my cock going in and out of a vagina in missionary position
Im a virgin
>>672486218
>secret
>>672484146
Her deadbeat dad probably fucked the living shit out of her.
>>672486058
i'm the guy who beat up hobos you nigger cunt asslicker, and i don't mind to see you in paris between two dumpster
>>672485912
I get $6K a week
I make collections for my boss, and get a little commission for it
I also shake down street dealers - it's like a tax to continue
And my boss has given me the go ahead to put some money out on the street for myself, so I'm getting my shit together to stark my own shy (street loans)
>>672477747
I think I just mad a tranny kill itself.
>>672486102
HAH, not surprised dude. Chicks are dumb as fuck. It's funny how people say dudes think with their head and not the one on our shoulders. At least we think. Chicks just don't.
>mfw I think
>>672485726
Take trip to 3rd world country
where she ends up nobody knows
Legit alibi where they can't PROVE shit
Profit.. It's rly quite easy
>>672486324
>6K a week
>a little commission
>>672486324
dude what are you doing on 4chan then ? how old are you ?
>>672484146
>I know what your thinking but in this country it is perfectly legal for a parent or guardian to give their kids alcohol.
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaah, that's totally what we were thinking. KEK.
>>672486204
Oh sounds fun how do I join
>>672480265
Greentext?
>>672486372
How?
>>672485770
>implying the Mafia is still around
Nice RP faglord.
>>672486547
My boss clears around $25,000 a week profit... He has like half a mill out on the street in Jersey and Philadelphia
... And that's just his sharking
He's also involved in gambling (mainly card games), and he owns a restaurant supplies business.
He forces restaurants in the area to use his company only, makes a fucking fortune.
>>672486607
I'm 25
I've been on 4chan since around 2009 (19 years old)
I come here to kek
>>672486816
>He forces restaurants in the area to use his company only
Racketeering. Noice. Does he sell H?
>>672486882
what have you did for get in the mafia ? How the boss noticed you ?
i am 18 yo and i still sleep with my teddy bear
I am the middle man of a fucked up love triangle between me (mid-aged white boy), a chubby white girl with ass and tits the size of ripe melons, and a ripped black man with a 9" cock. I am the fuck toy of both and I love it.
>>672486816
Italian/mafia people are just white skinned niggers. Are you a WOP?
>>672486810
The feds are focused more on terrorism than anything else fam
Besides since 1989 with the whole Gotti-Gravano thing people are a little more secretive.
The family I am connected with is known especially for being secretive. Some made guys don't even know who the administration really is lol
>>672477747
my biggest secret is i like to smell and lick girls feet and shoes and even cum on them
>>672486982
My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people, obviously.
>>672486284
you beat up hobos?
>>672487024
>fuck toy of both
Sounds sexy please tell me more
I post my own nudes online and when people I know confront me I act like a victim. But I love all the attention I get!
>>672485258
Bump
>>672487112
You watch too many movies, anon. I suggest reading books. It'll help your RP out ;^)
>>672487112
Won't they have you whacked for opening up your mouth
>>672479628
You should poison as many of them as you can. Filthy subhumans.
>>672487166
You and every other gril out there. Fucking attention whore. Tits and then gtfo, plz.
>>672487311
What type of poison
Who will fund it
>>672487285
No because he's not really in the "mafia" you fucking cuck.
>>672487134
yeah, i've done things i'm not proud of. And the things i'm proud of are disgusting ... i hurt hobos for pleasure and my anger vanish in a second, understand me i don't like to do it, but i do it, thats a medecine for me
>>672487394
High levels of salt will do it
>>672486929
He doesn't sell drugs no
If you get caught with that shit you're facing federal indictment and 30 to life
Plus there's a rule if you deal you die. Some people have taken chances in the past, so targeting close family members of the idiot who broke that rule has become pretty normal.
So a lot of people stay fucking clear of it
>>672486982
He was an associate when I was growing up in the neighborhood. I used to wash his car for him and do his shopping, he liked me, and when he got bumped up he asked me to do more shit for him.
>>672487033
I'm 2nd generation Sicilian on both sides (mom and dad)
>>672487394
You will, for the better of humanity. Use castor beans and make ricin. Or just take loads of your smegma and make some poison.
>>672487452
>Bender style
>>672487448
man that's gay. that's weak.
>>672485410
dude...run
>>672485973
What?? Who the fuck is Ashley? Besides I'm not stupid I wouldn't post any identifying information.
>>672487115
That's cool with me what is your favorite kind of shoe
>>672487487
Then go back to your own country nigger. Also, stay the fuck out of my country (Canada). Thanks.
Lost my virginity at 8 with my best friend.
>>672487285
I highly doubt any of those guys lurk /b/ haha
I'm fine so long as I don't give out too much details that can link me directly
>>672487639
Hate to break it to you my leafy friend, no one gives a shit about your country... Even the goombahs over there are looked down on.
>>672477747
I turned 19.000 euros into 6.4 million in 2 years with daytrade. My familiy have no idea about it.
>>672487572
i know, i'm not pretending i love to fight with egal chances, i love to hurt, thats it, even if krav maga and systema is a shit in my family i love weapons more than fists
>>672486779
Made friends with it online before I knew
Then told it to kill itself.
>>672487534
So we can't put the ricin in the stevia cause that would be to for those cunts
>What should we put it in
>>672487577
It's Ashley then.
>>672478931
You're*
I cry my eyes out every evening because no gf
I have secretly been fucking my neighbors dog for two years now (every other day) and they will never know. I kinda miss knowing i have steamy doggy pussy at my disposal whenever i want. Also i sometimes zone out and hurt animals. Also i hope the hotline rings one day so i can let these feelings out. have some ass
>>672479628
Dude, just come to the States and grow Weed while you watch the fireworks of the resulting election.
>>672478402
Sorry bro but you really should tell your friends and get some counselling. Otherwise you're just wasting your time drinking and feeling like shit
>>672487784
why are you dumb? you keep thinking you're smart. you're a fag, dude.
>>672487867
Just got to a lesbian convention then you dumb bitch
>>672485027
How are you so open about this when /b/ is a known honeypot?
>>672487311
the girls or the refugees?
>>672483131
same yo. kinda demorialising coz she still seems really into me. we live together so breaking up would be hard
>>672487982
i'm not very smart i know that, but i do what i love, can you tell the same imperial ?
>>672487601
i love cuming on high heels or girls flats
what about you anon?
>>672483267
If she knows you jack off to gay porn then she obviously knows you're a flaming faggot.
>>672487773
Is that real, I though it was a scam for dumb people
I traced all of your IP addresses and will now send you viruses. I regret nothing
>>672487572
>at least he make the world a better place
I'm so bad I ran for Congress and won! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, then hid her body!
this girl gives me a boner
>>672486490
>>672487982
>>672488443
bring it faggot!
A baby eat some of my meth when I was baby sitting it. He died
>>672486440
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
>>672487134
are you a hobo defender ? Get lost you moron
>>672488085
Because I don't really give a shit
>>672487660
What's your name pussy? Tell me so I can 1v1 you!
I'm 23 and my favorite movie is Lion King
>>672488693
Liar. If the baby did, it would come back on you and you'd be in jail for neglect
>>672487767
What's a goombah? We have the best weed ever, faglord. To mention our beer is much better than your watered down urine.
>>672489004
Not telling you any of that kind of shit.
>>672489076
>>672487135
Sure if you'd like, but in the theme of this thread, I'll leave you a story I never told either of them.
>About a year ago, hanging around black friend and playing vidya
>He enjoyed having me sit in his lap or lay back on his chest whenever we played shit
>Really sorta caring, feelsy fella, never forced anything and spoke softly outside of yelling at games
>Situation turned heated as I grew more aware of his cock pressed against me
>Let him keep playing but turned around and started working that gorgeous rod
>After a bit of sucking he paused the game and put his full attention to me
>I climbed up into his lap and sunk my ass down onto him. He got me a nice dildo about 2 months in or so that's like 4 or 5", I used this daily for myself and to keep pretty loose.
>I could never take all of him but I rode him for quite a while like that
>Man liked some kinkier shit, so when he got close I pinned his neck down and choked him
>Hot rush filled my ass, and afterward he told me to put the dildo in to hold his cum there, so I did.
>Later that evening after he left, get call from girl, she's angry at some coworker for showing off her man at work
>She comes over for some anger-driven fun, but I haven't sat for an hour and there's a plastic dick in my ass
>Trying to play it cool. Kept boxers on through it all.
>Get her off a few times, but fucking her on the edge of the mattress had me clenching my ass and it fucking hurt
>Settled down and smoked on the balcony of my appt for a bit, she comments "You're leaking"
>Bit of cum drizzled down my thigh past edge of boxers
>ThatShitAintMine, it leaked out at some point
>Embarrassed but remembered how much was in my ass and got hard again
>She noticed that boner immediately and round two started before we were back inside.
My ass hurt for days after that evening but I loved it.
>>672486284
If you see me in my camper trailer while camping I'm actually camping not a hobo
>I always have my machete and steel baseball bat with me.. I really would enjoy killing some cunt out of self defence
What country you in
>>672489179
Johnny? Jimmy? Peter? Dick? Will?
>>672489142
a goombah is an italian/sicilian connected guy
>beer
>not piss water anyway
Ive been fuckin my cousin for 2 years now. Her husband is a semi driver thats gone alot (no shit faggot) and she is a sex freak that needs sarisfaction.
>>672489142
true about the beer, don't know about the weed so can't tell
i'm belgian btw, know much about weed because near holland
>>672485410
Bullshit.
You can't get six or seven points into one fucking syringe.
My wife and I are separated and going to counseling. I see her regularly and she's desperate to work it out. Since we've separated I've slept with two other women.
>>672489076
4 years in juvie faggot
>>672478826
Can't wait to get my own house and grow weed and set fires all day
>>672485726
Have same conversation
> record it
Win!
>>672489252
My name starts with a C
>>672489434
again, liar. But now you're a liar cuck.
Been with my GF for several years now, and at the end of the month I'm starting a new job in a new city. I love her but things are kind of stale so I'm probably going to cheat on her until she can relocate with me or I decide to break it off.
>>672486372
Good. Faggots all need to die
>>672489491
How would you know it is a lie?
It could be true
>>672478080
>no.
>>672489239
who is dumb enough to attack a camper trailer ? You don't understand me, i take advantage of the situation, for every hobo i'm a good man until they turn the back after i got him a sandwich or some money, with gloves of course, i'm not a 1v1 guy, i'm a 1v0 bully who don't take any risk
>you're alone + you're a hobo = you're a target, not much
Go camping in france, especially in woods, goods times for you ahead
>>672489386
two shots each idiot
>>672477747
I sexually identify as a cucumber
>>672490005
you mad man anon, go fuck yourself in your weird country
>>672489231
You are a disgusting faggot
-cheat on my significant other almost every day
-there not one day I dont go without telling a lie
- I hook up with random girls bring them to fucked up places to have sex. Aka parks empty abandoned houses
- One girl I hooked up with didnt use a condom I gave her fake name. I can see her facebook profile she has a kid name after me
>>672490289
This is a thread for secrets, anon. And what you've said I can promise is no secret.
>>672489239
I'm the guy shitting on public toilet seats wherever I go. I piss in trashcans in restrooms when on the road. I defecate how I want, your shitty bathroom ethics won't stop me.
>>672483424
continue doing gods work anon
>>672491364
thank you
>>672484146
lel at the end
>>672477747
>>672477747
I've sexually experimented with my cousins
I come from a heavy anti gay family, but find ladyboys a huge turn on
I regularly indulge in bestiality porn
I have no self worth; I'm fat, no impulse control for eating, and can't bring myself to get into shape.
I am living with my best friend for high school and his wife, who I also know from high school and I want to fuck her. Like dominate her.
>>672492299
i can relate, i can relate so much anon
>>672492299
age of the cousins in the moment ? girls or boys ?
after our parents had gone to bed, i used to sneak into my step sisters room at night and finger fuck her and lick her pussy.
>>672478080
In that case
>>672493647
Once when I was 8 or so. Older male cousin forced me to rub dick heads together. Later when I was 13 - 15 with female cousins. Lots of rubbing and mutual masturbation, never penetrated though.
I've listened to the new Carly Rae Jepsen album over 1,200 times.
>>672482202
Can we get a pic of you with the face blurred out i wanna see this get up
>>672494466
i've said i'm not very smart, but not stupid, if you want to cosplay go to comicon you useless prick
Im gay lmao
>>672494819
Nope nothing like that, i just wanna see you be a cringey fuck
I love cock
>>672494952
i make a reference while i do my little hobby, its like a sauce on your best menu, nothing more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDGuNWu9WSo
>>672489397
Why are you separated in the first place
>>672481280
You cunt
Wait, wait, you're lying right?
>>672481280
>>672496663
w-wait ... did he lie when he say he lie or ...
Damn fucking paradox
>>672485726
From someone in the same situation
I've bought a house she doesn't know about, I'll disappear in a year or so. Going missing is easy if you haven't done any crime etc
>>672487448
If you're French, you're as subhuman as the hobos you're beating on
>>672491176
Yep, +1 on this
Not sure why, maybe it's a territory thing
Before I started talking to the girl I am right now I was gonna an hero
>>672498381
kek, he gonna make the France great again by beating hobos
19 sissy boy in sisters panties wants extreme blackmail Kik me softballtaytay
>>672487166
Prove it who are you
>>672499724
>France
>great
Literally the shithole of europe
