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Cringe Thread
alexdancing.com
>>672475129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcVGXhtXGoA
>>672475129
>>672476164
>>672476164
FTFY
Only this bitch can manage to be both at the same time
None of this is cringe you retards.
>>672477709
>>672475129
What gender is that whale-thing?
>>672477614
Oh Lenny. Bless your innocent little heart.
>>672477709
>>672477709
>>672476883
when the faery says thanks for saving me gatts.
lterally the only time gatts laughs this hard.
feels.
>>672477709
Pls let this be bait
>>672478346
Go jew for views somewhere else you fucking whale
>>672477614
Lenny save yourself, do not investigate further.
Shitty rule 34
>>672478688
>>672477586
>holy fucking shit dude
https://youtu.be/n0W3AVczzAU
>>672479368
the fuckin ice cubes
>>672479549
what the actual fuck
>>672478102
Which one?
Check it https://youtu.be/552jxHXSlzA
Just posting to say I have nfi what the fuck is going on in the OP's post.
>>672479549
There is nothing more filthy than the kiwi accent.
>>672478126
text me
>>672475788
Oh my god why does this always get me
>>672480132
Fuck off you aussie cunt
>>672475129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htCod3TelXo
>>672479549
Fucking kids man. There should be licenses to use the Internet, that you gotta be 18+ to get.
I win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFKIZvmfXg
>>672477586
I think the girl might be more retarded in this one. The guy is so many levels into the narration that theres no way he expected her to take that seriously
>>672475129
>>672477845
underrated post
>>672475129
>and I, am son of cringe thread
>>672480770
this can't be real
>>672481624
everything is possible
http://youtu.be/n0W3AVczzAU make it a meme
>>672480770
>double fedora
this has to be fake
http://youtu.be/4ngWlQ9ahUs
The butts r okay tho
>>672478763
>>672478688
>>672482190
sauce?
>>672480770
I hate this guy's videos. Fake cringe for views is THE WORST
>>672480770
This is legit filmed in Helsinki, not far from where I live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdciAQ8hkQ
>>672477845
Lost
>>672480770
This is why the white race is dying
>>672475129
>>672478688
Sounds like she doesn't want her child to be a homosexual, but a sexual deviant. These people really need to get sterilized.
>>672478126
Wow nice post man
text me
>>672482916
fake or not the reactions are real, and from my personal view faking the cringe is cringe itself
>>672483472
>>672479368
Fucking kek'd
>>672483472
>>672477654
>for you
>>672479206
I-I...I think I have this fucking book.
>>672484116
hey good reply dude
text me
>>672477709
confirmed furry gaylord
>>672485176
Text me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-S5DpVhtU1M
>All these kids
Children being childish aren't cringey, adults who act like children are the true autists.
Onision is 30 years old and he still makes videos like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTmjlyk63Pc
>>672477654
Fuckin freaks
>>672479206
kekekkekek
>>672482190
gtfo that's not cringey at all
>>672488473
Holy shit the autism is incredible
>lost
>>672480770
Good taste in waifus though.
>>672483472
>>672477709
>>672489497
kek
>>672478126
his profile picture looks like a fucking stock photo of a drug dealer
text me
>>672477654
Jesus christ
>>672489978
say no to drugs kids
text me
>>672478126
Plz texterino
>>672489978
fucking disgusting
text me
>>672478688
This doesn't make me cringe, this bothers me on a whole 'nother level. How fucked is this woman that she thinks that is all gay guys? Why does she want her son to be gay? What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?
>>672481372
I died a little
>>672475788
this is now a ylyl and boy did I lose to this
>>672482190
Hypnotic
>>672481268
ironic or not, this is a pretty autistic thing to come up with
>>672490921
classic
>>672491203
We can see that you posted that you faggot.
>>672488473
I really didn´t need to see that...
Cringed.
>>672491210
I did such a thing when I was 15 or so. Still cringe knowing there's some girl who might actually remember it.
>>672491210
Haha, yeah, I got you... haha...
Text me.
>>672491073
I'm fucking crying wtf
>>672491420
Wrong picture, good jesus forgive me
>>672491482
We're in this together bruh
https://www.instagram.com/james_stahl09/
>>672491683
Well I guess we can be the cringe now
>>672491258
Aggghhhh make it stop
https://youtube.com/watch?list=WL&v=065c7zYPhoc
This amazing Sonic Vs The Flash rap battle
>>672491876
>>672491683
>>672491420
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
>>672491876
Not gonna stay for long because i'm so tired, my eyes are on fire.
>>672492181
Maybe they're on fire because god is trying to stop you from looking at so much gay porn
>>672492231
Ending it on a straight note, because sleep.
>>672492171
I will, and when i'm in hell i'll have all eternity to yiff, that'll be a fuckin party, eh?
>>672492422
Ew are those boobs? I bet you kiss girls you faggot
>>672492429
fuck
>>672492505
Both.
>>672477845
kek
>>672481372
FFS why?
>>672492658
I'm not sure if i'm ok with that picture, I like it for the dick, I hate it for the tits
>>672492773
Tits are nice, dick is nice.
Why u no like both?
>>672481268
You obviously haven't seen how deep can these guys go
>>672488473
can we just raid this guy already ?
>>672492773
I'm into all of it.
>>672492897
What are tits other than giant blobs of fat?
>>672493005
That's cuz you're gay
>>672477654
Fucking hell
>>672492331
Sometimes when I see lardos like this one I can't help but wonder: "how do you get on this level? Do you not realize that you're getting fat as fuck at some point and that you'd better do something about it?"
>>672491203
this isnt a ylyl thread
>>672493105
I'm actually bi and a grill but yeah pretty much gay or w/e
All hail Satan, the true everlasting
>>672492938
>>672493007
>>672493054
.......well fuck....I have a boner from this gay shit..Thx m8.
>>672492981
Holy shit this, plz.
>>672493007
They are soft, comfortable pillows that make milk.
>>672493173
You're right, it's a GFur thread
>>672481372
when someone asks me what autism is, I just break out this picture.
>>672493210
wtf is this even?
I love it.
fuck off furfags
>>672479549
The only funny part was when he messed up at the end, and it sounded like he said "So give us a fuck."
>>672493247
That's pretty gay tbh, they're just giant fat sacs that happen to spew milk if conditions are met.
Cartoon porn is for faggots.
>>672492981
He'd just use it to his advantage and get even more pity and support from his adoring and underaged fans.
yeah fur shit really is cringe
>>672493467
>>672493495
Sure is
>>672493416
It is pretty gay and i like milk.
So profit?
>>672476164
> Sh..shut up, mimsaaaay
>>672481372
>>672488473
Not only is the video autistic its also blatant lies.
My favorite:
>The amount of water required to process a pound of beef is the amount you spend showering for a year.
Says it at 3:28ish
First off no, this isnt true at all. Even with bulk water prices that are highly subsidized this would come out to around 50 bucks worth of water at the CHEAPEST per pound of meat. Id actually place the figure closer to 100 dollars.
Second, when I get my meat I order a half cow, a half pig, and I take a deer while hunting every year. Ive watched the butcher process the meat.
Literally slices it, trims and junk, and wraps it up in paper.
Fuck this retard.
>>672493577
We don't like gay people 'round here
>>672492252
nice
>>672475129
>>672481372
People like this make me ashamed to be gay.
>>672492568
Sauce on video?
>>672493706
:(
>>672493721
Get outta here faggot
>>672478688
>glomp
this kills me, wherever I read it
>>672493829
Bitch, it's not ignorant, it's just a general fact that people don't like gay people, god I sure love being not gay
>>672478763
Dick-ogreload
>>672477586
I remember the longer story. This guy was role-playing with his male friend and then he realized why role-playing is a bad idea.
>>672493934
Come to Norway, you'll fit in like my cock in your ass. No homo tho.
>>672493962
What're you doing? Looking at the dicks? Fucking queer.
>>672494068
There's nothing better then a good dick in the boipussy. Not enough people who're willing to accommodate without being gay about it tho
>>672491258
This made me draw a long and heavy sigh. I just can't.
this thread is getting real faggy
>>672494520
Have some shark tits.
>>672479368
I laugh at those damn ice cubes every fucking time.
>>672480770
>satire is now cringe
>>672481268
Have you seen the other one?
>*awkwardly leaves*
>*awkwardly comes back*
>>672477845
>>672477904
>quote on quote
True cringe
>>672494499
I've never managed to read the whole thing in one go. I always need to pause or look away. What a nightmare.
>>672492252
"J mid" is a tool.
>>672479368
ice cubes got me
>>672493213
Tits and proof of no cock or gtfo furry faggot
>>672475788
lol
>>672495034
for all intensive purposes he was close enough.
>>672495738
It's "intents and purposes."
>>672495738
Cute, but even doing it intentionally is still cringe.
>>672496051
>>672496086
it's a maymay you dip
>>672492568
this is actually pretty legit. some people gain weight because medical condition or because sone meds. and yes, also because genetics and fucking useless metabolism. not every fat is a nonstop eating machine
though the latter is the most common.
>>672496156
>cant even sit down without being called a misogynist.
oh dear
>>672492331
More chins than a Chinese phone book. More rolls than a bakery. More autism than half of /b/ put together
>>672483472
>>672483472
>le faggot sipping some of his cum at the computer
always fucking gets me
>>672496423
it is literally impossible to gain weight if you don't eat. Nice try you fat loser
karaoke https://www.youtube.com/user/HOLWAGERKARAOKE/videos
>>672496733
this is very cringe
>>672492459
the "i can't think for myself" starter pack
>>672480311
dont you have a centerlink meeting to go to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXk1fkdCBHc
>>672477845
/thread
>>672496733
Obviously a troll
>>672496998
i die a little inside when i read these
>>672477586
Nigga just got shot down like he at sandy hook.
>>672497224
I'm glad this blog is satire, honestly.
>>672494703
>>672478781
Ha, true true
>>672489408
You fucking autist
>>672496869
>gain weight if you don't eat
hyperbole. also ever heard of water retention, you uncultured swine?
>>672477654
I literally wish death upon that thing.
>>672477586
*looks at screen in disgust* what the fuck who writes like that
>>672481372
>my first ex-boyfriend cheated on me because I had Asperger's syndrome
>>672498030
*rolls eyes bc contradiction* um mind ur own business?? who cares how people write??? /thinks to self/ *man if this works ill look pretty cool on 4chan...*
>>672481372
>Pro Israel
>Voted For Obama
>Male
>Yeah, I'm a bitch
>I have Anger Issues
>Rammstein
5/10 I kek'd and South Park is a good show. whoever made this is crigne as fuck.
>>672475129
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
>>672478688
>we havent got all day
kek you have about 35 years.
>>672483149
do you like children of bodom?
>>672480770
I hate how people think this is real, it's obviously satire.
>>672483262
slightly funny because the candy looks like a 2pack of swisher sweets.
so i've never ejaculated semen into a female but i have done it once on a person's face. She wasn't the most prettiest girl on the planet, but fuck, when you look like me, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?
So I guess I stuck it in her once or twice, she was so open it didn't feel like anything, so i just kinda pushed my weight on her. Ended up fucking up her weight loss surgeries and she broke up with me in a text sent by her sister who liked me the next day. Her sisters body was perfect and honestly you all would have considered her disgusting. she had curly hair on her neck almost half an inch long and across in a strype. Not a personal gripe or anything but I don't think I even want to try sex again because of the experience.
So yeah I'm still a virgin, and i'm 29. but so the fuck what, i've had a few sexual experiences with other people physically and i'm greatful for them
>>672477654
Oh god fucking damnit
>>672477845
My sides
Need sauce on a video where a semi-lardo is doing a weeaboo dance for his highschool class. He falls over and apparently injures his ankle. The teacher is over encumbered by the autism so he doesn't know what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mfLvaSWdyo
Ikea isn't it? I recognised the font.
OP's pic looks like Nathan from Southpark
>>672483262
0:48 Bahahahaha!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM
>>672499507
Read the thread faggot
>>672494068
I'm ashamed to be a norwegian now.
>>672488432
interestingly enough, I know a guy who actually is practiced in martial arts and weapons use. He owns a katana and loves them. Gets laid more than me, but then again, I'm the one that lurks /b/.
>>672477654
>Killyourselfnow.jpeg
>>672477654
What the fuck
>>672497750
>water retention
>culture
WTF?
Anyway, it is impossible to gain weight, that is fat or muscle, without eating. The law of conservation of mass and the law of conservation of energy are very basic scientific tenets.
Why do people hate trans so much? CIS males are dirt!
>>672499323
This is now officially a cringe thread.
>>672493662
shut the fuck up to process a pound of meat you actually need twice the amount of water that flows through the niagara every year
>>672491420
fukken saved
>>672499840
>law of conservation of mass
>law of conservation of energy
>weight gain
shut the fuck up, jesus, are you some sort of redneck trying to use words he doens't know so he doesn't look too much like a redneck? because it's not working, you look like some retarded guy who is likely to have slept with her sister
>>672492331
holy fucking shit, his ridiculous face is an island trapped in a sea of flab.
>>672478126
T,,, TE. TE- TEXT ME... JUST, TEXT ME... I UNDERSTAND ALL THE SHIT THAT YOU'RE SAYING, T-TEXT ME... J... JUST TEXT ME...
>>672499680
holy shit, this is a sketch.
The actresses name Zoe Hochberg
>>672488473
>30 years old
He looks 17. Fucking hell what a loser.
>>672500303
Is this bait?
Laws of Conservation of Mass/Energy are fundamental highschool level science concepts.
>>672483472
Hahfuckina
>>672488473
Oh my god I fucking hate Onision so much
>>672481372
>I often sleep in the nude
This cannot be real
>>672477654
nice
>>672477586
This never gets old
>>672477586
>>672500959
The term water retention (also known as fluid retention) or hydrops, hydropsy signifies an abnormal accumulation of clear, watery fluid in the tissues or cavities of the body [...] The body uses a complex system of hormones and hormone-like substances called prostaglandins to keep its volume of fluid at a constant level. If one were to intake an excessive amount of fluids in one day, the amount of fluid would not be affected in the long-term. This is because the kidneys quickly excrete the excess in the form of urine. Likewise, if one did not get enough to drink, the body would hold on to its fluids and urinate less than usual. Imbalances in this system can lead to water retention, which can range from mild and unnoticeable to symptomatic with swelling.
>Wikipedia
some meds cause that. you swell up and you look fat, but it's not "ate 50k calories in a week, stored fat = i am fat" do you get the difference now?
>>672488432
underrated
>>672500303
Umm that dude has a point, you can't gain weight without eating anything.
You're autism is showing
>>672501339
nothing to do with gaining weight tho, thats just lookin bloated
>>672496423
screen capped for next cringe thread
thanks for the content retard
>>672479368
>>672497068
Clever
>>672479368
the ice cubes really add to it. I do this all the time. Nothing like sliding into the ice queens cold pussy
>>672496008
wot
>>672492459
>NothingCanStopMyHatred.jpg
>>672501492
like i said, it's an hyperbole not to eat ANYTHING. you could eat the average and exercise, yet taking meds that cause water retention and you'd still look fat as shit.
>>672501573
there's no physical difference between a fattie and a bloated person, both look bigger and wider than they should
>>672501625
do you usually cringe at facts? you must be christian.
>>672496892
>>672496008
so, is there a reason there's groups of kids like that? like really? Are they the kids who have like a lower IQ, still not technically retarded, and just bunch together? Every school seems to have those kids. Even in the military we have groups of guys like that in barracks, but they usually get kicked out because CP or threaten to an hero and get kicked.
>>672496733
>this is what passes for food in America
Now I'm triggered.
>>672502343
the physical difference is the weight
>>672480770
Pussi Destroyer
>>672497214
What about the rest?
>>672502626
which you can tell at first sight, right.
>>672502487
I sont understand how anyone here can't see that all these crazy fucks and tumblr feminist have mental disabilities. Like I had to go to a depression therapy place for a month back in high school and 7/11 kids were trans furrie or those faggots who don't identify as a gender. I mean it's common sense. But fuck them they deserve to get made fun of, crazy faggots
>>672477586
>>672477654
>>672478126
>>672488432
>>672491258
People seriously do this shit?
What the fuck is wrong with them?
>>672502487
nah dude i cant figure out what it is but they really want to fuck cartoon ponys
>>672502877
i know u really want to win this for some reason, so ill stop after this, but yes, you actually can see the difference between someone that looks bloated and actual fat fucks. Google images...
>>672502962
I don't know man, I don't know.
Shyness I can understand, but this type of autism is uncomprehensible.
>>672503127
>autism
I'm literally autistic, but I don't do that kind of cringey horseshit.
>>672502952
tell me more about their hidden world.... did they talk about why they were like that? Were they abused? Or did their parents fuck them up? I knew a kid who sold printed out hentai from a briefcase (A FUCKING BRIEFCASE) and he became transgender in his early 20's.
>>672493662
don't worry. the rest of the civilized world already knows how a butcher processes animals too. I would know because i take a turtle while surfing the atlantic every season with my pride powered scuba suit.
>>672503774
hahaha! that picture is hilarious! Mind if I use it?
>>672492568
140 pounds in kgs?
>>672496733
fake and gay and troll and shit
>>672503968
>>672478763
2X MULTIFAP
>>672503972
www.google.com
Do it yourself you lazy shit.
>>672496892
really nigga
>>672504138
Not interested enough to Google. Already know she's still fat, "healthy" my fucking ass
>>672504451
>?
Why the ?
>>672504428
She is 64 kg /b/ro.
>>672504428
5'8 and 140 isn't that bad of a rateo. bitch is lying
>>672482792
Probably the only panel he could find something to trace over for.
>>672504428
140 lbs isn't bad even for a grill, unless she's like 3ft tall. At worse overweight, but not jabba lvl fat.
>>672504704
^^This. Bitch gotta be at least 170 from those rolls.
>>672491709
Omfg.....
>>672504428
140 at 5"8 isn't fat, it's 63,5 at 176 cm.
>>672480770
not cringe
>>672496733
>>672504807
>>672504704
>>672504428
Oh Christ, you idiots.
The post under the picture is someone else, commenting on fatty's video.
>>672504697
Well, chubby then.
>>672490366
I don't have it, but there is an even worse one where the mom says she's gonna start turning her kid toward trans the second it's born. She ends it by saying "if it doesn't take and he's cis I guess I could love him anyway"
>>672505098
Oh you idiot, I know
>>672505129
wasn't there some cringelord lesbian couple that forced their 6 year old adopted kid into being gay? Child abuse stories don't usually bother me too much, but that story made me weep on the inside.
>>672493662
You took the autism in the other direction, anon...
>>672479880
what was this guys name
>>672478781
I feel very old right now. I recognize the text in this comic from a super old cringe forum post.
>>672493662
Not a vegan and i eat meat but go watch a documentary called cowspiracy and go educate yourself.
your explanation of why he is wrong is the most retarded shit ive read on here today.
just trying to explain something without facts or any clue what the fuck you are talking about is fucking dumb!
>>672504350
you can tell the person in the lower right is cringing
>>672493662
Pretty sure he included the amount of water needed to grow the feed, water the cow, and water used during the butchering process itself such as cleaning. That I could believe adds up to quite a bit.
>>672488473
Oh, and that's not even the worse a vegan can do.
Behold!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY
>>672478126
sms me
>>672505424
It's gotten to the point where social justice doesn't allow these people to get the mental help they obviously need. These are the same people that would shit literal bricks if they found out a parent was trying to turn their gay child straight, but basically forcing your child to be trans from birth? Oh no problem there that's normal. The logical disconnect of these people just fucking boggles my mind.
>>672505873
>2060 likes
