Face rate thread, /b/
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Face rate thread, /b/
>>672444798
I really don't take pictures well
>>672445544
Or cut your hair well or shave well. Fix it.
>>672445775
Nah I like my hair like this
>>672444885
this really you?
k
>>672445245
Too blurry
>>672444798
TITS OR GTFO ATTENTION SEEKING SLUT
>>672446817
5.5
Umps
>>672444885
your zipper though
r8
>>672447035
It's a face rate thread, faggot. No padding your stats.
>face
>>672447396
your eyes are harvesting my soul.
9/10
r8 me
>>672444798
>implying girls are on /b/ out of 10
>>672444885
end your life/10
>>672445245
get a better camera/10
>>672445544
shave your facial hair and get a hair then kill yourself/10
>>672446604
6/10
>>672446817
7/10
>>672447009
6/10
>>672447035
>implying there are girls on /b/ out of 10
>>672447051
5/10
>>672447396
underage/10
>>672447762
I'm pretty satisfied with this
>>672445544
nigga you look like gandalf the great goin through the teen years. Shit nigga you need to shave
I'm on the toilet with the flash on.
Here's one with no boobs showing, faggots.
>>672448109
None/chin
>>672448129
How about you show us only your tits
>>672446817
This nigga though, thinkin he can fool boarder patrol with his faggot goatee and his weak ass v signs. that v he throwin up is the only v this nigga gettin
>>672448129
Why's your camera still focused on them though, you literally skipped half of your head.
>>672444798
R8
>>672447009
this scrawny ass nigga takin pics in bed forgot to cover up that fuckin hole in his head. on the top left, look t that shit.
>>672448287
Hick/10
Face of a disappointed Conor fan who flew to Vegas to see him lose.
>>672447978
I give it a 5
>>672444798
8.5/10
>>672448383
>FB
Nice try, faggot.
>>672448197
You first
>>672447035
>>672447576
>>672448129
Can I jerk off to you? If you don't mind
>>672447051
Aw shiet nigga its dylan roof back at it again ready to shoot up the niggas at the church. i wonder where white boi keeps his confederate flags and handguns. dont fuck wit dis kid.
>>672448481
gook/10
>>672448286
Get over it, faggot.
>>672448578
Why the fuck would you ask that?
>>672448696
Nah I get enough tits at work all day, I don't need to come home & get them from the internet too while I'm trying to relax.
>>672448578
Haha whatever floats your boat.
>>672447396
Look at this dissapointed ass nigga. he looks like my buddy jamal roasted him too hard. next thing yu know, he gon come and shoot up the school. by the looks f thos eyes he aint gettin the pussy he thinks he deserves either.
degenerate reporting
>>672444798
Fuck the ratings. You're either attractive or you're not, you are attractive. I would love to see that face when I make you cum
>>672448552
I'm a male, I don't have breasts.
>>672447673
this nigga be lookin like jeb bush when he said pls clap except he askin his girl to pls come. This niggas head is shaped like an fuckin egg, and his brown souless eyes shows his lack of dick wetness
eh might as well
>>672449058
Holy shit you're such a faggot your body was just like "gonna be filled with dick either way" & made both ends of your digestive tract buttholes.
>>672449342
im flattered :>
>>672448970
If this is op, thanks for your permission. Can you timestamp, if it isnt to much to ask. Plz op.
>>672449293
Jesus Christ, don't they get annoying?
Gook reporting in
>>672447978
This slick nigga though, thinkin he cool with the side ways angle and the sharp ass look. This faggot has his scruffy ass mustache, this nigga may need to shave a couple more times and wait for pueberty to grow out his hair.
>>672449293
When you get a job in the office, cut your hair & take out the piercings, you'll make some depressed woman a very boring husband.
>>672449419
nah bitches say it feels better when i eat them out too
>>672449293
Do they go clink clank?
>>672449408
You mean :*
>>672446817
Pablo/10
>>672449579
The only bitches you eat out are wiener dogs.
>>672449631
k-kissing already? aren't we moving a bit fast??
>>672448109
Now here you see your normal ass lookin spic child, goes onto 4chan when his mom consuela is out fuckin my nigga jamal. By the way his face looks, ima say his daddy juan jumped back over the border because nobody can stump the trump.
>>672449509
Post normal pic/10
>>672449535
I'm that fag & I agree. It will take all year.
>>672449161
That's disappointing )':
>>672448129
Show boobs.
>inb4 underage
>>672449882
underaged
>>672444885
Nice bazinga shirt and undone fly you target
hick reporting in
>>672449058
Show your ass, faggot
>>672449552
already have a job and they allow it
>>672449882
MODS! MODS!
>>672449509
Making an ugly face to distract from your exactly-the-same Asian face.
>>672448209
man would you look at that mountain peak, oh wait my niggas its just her fore head. Her eyes are the distance between me and my dad when he left me when i was 8 years old. and the face of the dad in the back is just full of fuckin dissapointment.
>>672450022
from alabama originally?
>>672444798
7.5/10 thanks to than angle and bad lighting. Probably 3/10 (max) IRL.
>>672449058
you look like the bad guy from The Revenant
>>672449730
>acting like you've ever done less than assblasting on every first date
>>672449509
A face that needs a load.
>>672445544
You look like a cat
>>672450022
Eyes are interesting. Feel free to post a fuller/better pic if you have one.
>>672449509
We're in this together
>>672449882
You look like you got a helmut, assault rifle & a copy of Mein Kampf hidden under your bed.
>>672445544
Shave that wispy shit off. I'm embarrassed for you...
>>672448287
this redneck nigga though, he about ready to shoot my cousin sharkiesha when she come walkin his way. Holy fuck this nigga be tryin to chill. This nigga cant chill though. he too busy thinkin about how to get his sister to suck his dick again.
>>672450142
Staples?
If you look up and to the side, everybody assumes you're fascinating person and looking at something amazing, right?
>>672450400
here a closeup bby
>>672450487
IS THAT really you?
>>672450559
Now that's the kind of response I was looking for!
>>672450260
sure am
I crey
>>672450239
Would you niggas look at this nigga commenting on every niggas picture thinking if you don't say nigga it's not a roast.
>>672449509
>>672450487
Both cute as fuck /10
>>672450626
You're my type on the left, I think its a bad picture on the right hand girl. Left hand girl, I don't know how much you are out of a 10, but you look like a girl I'd smoke a joint before seeing where that has... To harder drugs I'm assuming. I'm hoping for. I'm doing crystal meth and up all night, come on, I'll share with you if you let me lick your armpits. I'm not even in the armpits, I'm just really lonely.
>in during dad
sup /b/
>>672450066
sorry dont have any ass pics, but heres me being a faggot again?
>>672450906
Love your complexion
8/10
>>672445544
tin/tin neckbear
>>672450806
Ty. Though I kinda meant as in a fuller/standing pic or whatnot.
>>672449882
6.5/10 pls don't murder me
>>672449882
Underaged, but Master Race. Marry German, fag.
>>672450487
Hell yeah I would think of better things to do with you than help you find your mother at Toys R Us. 10/10yo.
>>672450788
That's what I'm thinking, K.
>>672450626
Spunky/10
>>672446817
go back to the shitty country you came from /10
>>672450880
nice. then were you circumcised there as well by any chance?
>>672451088
You seem like a really cool dude, no sarcasm.
>>672451088
You're the kind of dude I got so much shit to say about until you're right there in front of me.
>>672451215
>>672451228
You're making me blush
>>672447035
would touch boob/10
>>672451146
Jesus Christ.
>>672447673
John everyman, its you
>>67245015
7/10. Beary cute.
>>672451149
Danke anon. May glowing skin come your way
>>672451531
u like dat bby?
>>672447051
nein/10
nigger get off /b/ and acquire gf
>>672450022
Roll tide faggot. Thanks your team for making our city's party nights depressing and fucking frustrating as hell with your drunk asses clogging up our streets and screaming roll tide and all the hot girls and fat homeless guys alike.
>>672451391
ye boi. murica
This minus 10 kg
>>672451688
nice. then are you happy you're cut? and were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>672451702
5.5
r8
>>672451626
No man, I really don't. But it's not my opinion that matters.
>>672451626
>>672449058
>>672451146
you're my hero dude
>>672450642
Mcdonalds supervisor spotted
>>672451286
I told you, aren't you dying to know what I was looking at at that moment? Isn't it eating you inside like a craigslist date with Hannibal? You know you want to know.
>>672449058
Your lips look like a asshole
>>672450022
Or this really u?
>>672450788
Show us your vape rig that you get free products for by being a corporate shill.
>>672451856
is it because im the only piece of shit here who isnt desperate for validation or too insecure to post pictures where i look like a complete ass hat fucko?
>>672452018
got a dick? if so, 8
>>672451875
mfw to broke to get nice clothes for engineering internship interview and had to wear this
still get internship
still don't have new outfit
>>672448129
boobs add about 4 points to yer face
>>672451401
thanks man, i try to remain humble and easy going. shit just works better that way.
>>672451454
haha it's all good, i got big shoulders, and a long temper. if you can't laugh at yourself, something's wrong anyway.
>>672452109
you look like your beard should be your hair
>>672451764
Being cut honestly doesn't bother me, though I think it'd be nice to jerk off without having to salivate for 5 minutes. Also yes, there is a red "sleeve" below the head
>>672451088
I'd drink some Coors Light while watching illegal gore snuff porn on the deep web with you. You look like the kind of guy that would be okay with stop and whatever was going on to go outside and shoot something that was making a noise because... Because why the fuck not when you're drinking? I miss guys like that.
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MORE RATES!! I NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH OF A NAZI I AM!
>>672448394
10/10
gummon goys plz r8
>>672451924
Probably an anime poster or some gay shit.
>>672452189
i moved it down to my jaw for less wind resistance, makes me aerodynamic when i shit post
>>672451851
2009/10
>>672452136
nope
>>672452109
least fucks given ever
>>672452328
nice choice, 7/8/10
r8 goys
>>672452223
what do you mean by salivating for 5 minutes? and as to the sleeve--by line, I was referring to a thin brown or tan ring that many (but not all) cut dudes have, running around the shaft and sometimes separating two color shades. some guys have no such line, perhaps only having a color change instead.
>>672452309
Even better, a blank wall with some blood smeared on it. My blood, don't worry. I think it would have been more interesting to have something anime or gay... feel more like I'm hanging out at your house.
>>672452296
Heres a properly rotated version...
>>672452380
fuck, 7/10 then
>>672452137
Don't worry, at least you dont flip meatballs
>>672452551
how was camp?
Shame
>>672452461
potential /fit/ friend / 10
>>672451612
You're wilkommen Fraulein, though I fear I am too old for any glow to shine, I shall carry your kind words with me.
>>672452513
Come visit, I'm one town over.
>>672452380
Cute girl
>>672452099
How the hell do I get stuff for free by looking like an asshole? I've gotten a ton of cringe pictures of myself just because I'm weird like that, can I make money off that? Will you give me money? "Donation"
>>672452223
Just be glad you got it done when you did.
>>672448394
Is that Megan Fox when she was 14?
Make me cry /b/
>>672452651
had to do some acting, got payed half of what i should get.... it was aight
>>672452470
>what do you mean by salivating for 5 minutes
Cut people have to jerk it with some sort of lubricant (or at least for me), and when there's no lotion we have to use our spit
and as for the line, I do have that
>>672451609
Cute/10
Would philosophize with erry day.
>>672452786
Just show us the damn vape rig.
>>672452742
How the hell did you find me in Virginia?
>>672452252
haha man i wish i had some buddies like that around here.
>>672449202
best in thread
>>672452018
>>672452380
Brunette or blonde, you're very good looking.
Would buy an iced coffee/10
>>672452862
wanna start a punk rock band with me?
>>672452870
If tits, must bare.
Face 3/10, paper bag is necessity.
>>672452862
You look like Sam Smith if he was played by a straight guy who still did all the gay sex scenes.
>>672452707
bro
I may not be big because of my height and BMI,
but I can lift
and squat the most lmao
>>672449324
KILL YOURSELF ALREADY
>>672452053
Ye boi
>>672452906
hmm, I've questioned a reasonable number of cut dudes, and most have said they don't need lube. though from my experience, many dudes w/ both kinds of dicks make use of it because it makes things feel better. in any case, another question--if you don't mind saying, and if you have any brothers, were they also cut?
>>672452862
good genetics
9/10
>>672452932
My rig wasn't free. Person I stole it from paid good money for it. I have full flavor and menthol cigarettes, one expensive rig and like 6 cheap ones, snus, chew, and dip. I want my nicotine.
>>672452870
Cute, don't listen to >>672453087 they're retarded.
>>672453097
bruh you look aesthetic, that arm visceral homie, im just bulkan, no veins and no def for me
>>672452948
Nice try, budro.
fuck, no one is rating me but one person, better go kill myself
>>672452018
Pretty cute/10
Would fall in love with
>>672452296
your father is satan/10
>>672452707
Bearded thumb/10. Post tits.
damn... when did all these cute chicks start browsing /b/?
>assuming they are in fact who they claim to be
>>672453263
1/6,000,000
>>672453110
Post fuller/standing pic then? Or have you nothing of the sort.
>>672453183
Cute trap.
>>672453097
Hahahaha why the FUCK do you have your leg up like that?
>>672453132
Oh then I must have gotten unlucky lol. But I have no idea whether or not my brothers are cut
Toast me
>>672453247
Can you prove me wrong?
>>672453183
Amazing features.
Perhaps a small amount of Asian in your family?
Would study buddy with/10
>>672453235
im going to start eating as much as possible. im slim but i have a good shape, I just gotta work on it more yno? trying to gain atleast more kilos bruh
heres this time i got an eye infection from eating some tinder sluts booty for like 4 straight hours.
>>672453352
t-thanks
>>672453039
Can we be gay instead?
>>672453263
Shut up, I been here longer & nobody gave me shit.
>>672453465
interesting, most guys have at least an idea. but final question then--if they were cut, would it have been before or after you were snipped, chronologically speaking?
>>672453377
don't actually have one boro
>>672453039
Sure
>>672453482
Mia Khalifa wannabe / 10
Your nose is normal, though.
>>672453397
for a friend, ;)
>>672453535
yeah i just started eating beyond the point of full, 3.5% milk, lots of heavy food, worked out more and harder but dropped the cardio i was doing, bulked real fast, was hard on my system but it opened the door for some body building
>>672453263
Glorious/666
>>672451466
shave you're pedostache fag
>>672453247
If you can prove you wrong, I would honestly be a bit intrigued with your mindset. Would be someone I could learn from. Prove me wrong.
>>672453482
Iechydd da
>>672453609
where you at tho?
>>672453465
It may not have to do w/ your lack of a dicksleeve. About 15% of the dudes I've fooled around with (rough estimate) have some trouble in that area, and both cut/uncut have had issues in roughly equal measure.
>>672453525
You live in twin cities that both start with C.
>>672453588
Dont worry we'll finish fucking world of warcraft one day
>>672453317
Do I just have a natural evil look about me? Why is that?
Ya ok r8
>>672453673
If you say so anon.
>>672453183
Cutee
>>672453627
it would have probably been at birth for all of us. so me being the middle child, one after me and one before me.
>>672453784
Hereinmygarage/10
>>672453713
I have a penis, but I'm fine with looking like her c:
>>672453736
yeah i need to buy protein powder to get that muscle mass, since its the best gains for me... i guess.
3 scoops peanut butter, 2/3 - 1/2 cup of oats, 1 small cup of the proetin powder (probably more optional) and a bit of milk to get the shit mixed in.
Hard to get all of it down but I do it for the gains.
not too much af ter awhile, gets easier i feel
>>672449202
thanks anon
>>672453994
11/10
>>672453849
How excited would you be if that actually turned out to be true? Dude, I would have come out there and got you so high.
>>672454059
jej
>>672454059
knowledge!
>>672454012
sorry babe
>>672454081
have you seen her post surgery? looks like dogshit m8 sorry
>>672454047
gotcha. thanks for humoring my questions. for what it's worth, cut is fairly widely preferred by US girls, and is a little cleaner/healthier
>>672453039
would shove rock up your punk-ass, and enjoy it.
(in other words, nice face lad)
>>672453994
Can I pinch that cheek underneath the beard pleasee?
>>672452018
prety gud/7
Might as well
>>672454107
There is a city in my state that does have a C in it. One more try and if you get it wrong I'm heading probably to a different website. Come on, be that guy, impress me and let me introduce you to these other people.
>>672454082
1 cup 3.5% milk, 1/2 avocado, 4 raw eggs, 1 cup raisins, 1 cup blueberries, 2 whole bananas. gains shake right there, its thick and kinda oily and gross, but it works
>>672454186
No worries homedog.
>>672453944
Cause you look like an evil pig. You could be the pig from animal farm
Transman, still need to cut my hair. 6/mo on hormones.
>>672453608
affirmative
>>672454229
and you're invited. cheers
>>672454273
s0ulpatch/10
>>672454305
stealing dis. gonna check if this would be fine with my trainer.
she'll probably say to stick to mine but this sounds nice.
the thing about mine is like, uh... the peaut butter makes it hard to chew hahaha
oit tastes fine too
>>672453561
We get it, you're an attention whore. You posted more pics than anyone here by like 80% already. You trumpet your "lack of need for validation" for two reasons:
>you don't like the way you look so you're never OK with just a normal picture, too vulnerable that people might think "Oh, that's him. He's not pulling a face, that's him."
>also you wish you could blow your own horn.
>>672452870
those dresses aren't flattering
>>672454206
I assume boob surgery
JESUS CHRIST
>>672454521
a cup of raisins has a fuck load of cals and adding a few spoons of olive oil to just about anything you eat post cooking helps keep that fat % up
heres another one
>>672454341
Hi Emily
>>672453389
You'd like that, wouldn't you, faggot??
>>672453533
>>672454030
Thanks
>>672450487
Your face literally makes me want to throw up my guts.
>>672451821
you are a homosex
>>672454363
OINK OINK NIGGER! I'M COMING FOR YA RIGHTS! THIS IS ALL AN ALLEGORY FOR COMMUNISM!!!
>>672453784
I'm this faggot. I gave myself a 5.
>>672447978
>>672454047
but one last thought. there is a reasonable amount of propaganda on the issue, at least on parts of this site. hopefully you haven't bought into it.
>>672454663
im pretty sure the protein is what imt rying to get out of everything mostly, so anything with high protein values would be aight. i need to start learning more on micros and shit lmao.
High metab + tall, 6'3", Slim fr comparison to my weight, im about... 73kg rn. gained 4 kg of muscle mass from 70kg i think?
If someone guesses the colour of my penis ill post it.
>>672454821
Good homosex
>>672452018
8/10. Extra point for eyes.
>>672454514
Ayyyy
>>672454792
>You'd like that, wouldn't you, faggot??
I didn't say that. But yes, I would. And, btw, you just proved my claim with this new photo.
>>672453994
You look like you ain't even Muslim but you'd still accidentally jihad.
I'm the one on the right.
>>672454974
yeah, high motab here, i started super skinny and it was always hard to put weight on, even now i have to eat a metric ass ton just to maintain
Threads gonna be gone, so fuck it. Too lazy to get up from bed and take decent picture
>>672454977
Skin color?
>>672454897
nah man, i know 100 percent of everything here is complete bullshit so I never buy into it tbh
>>672454792
If you're a girl you're adorable. Or just a really good trap. I don't trust /b/ anymore.
>>672444798
>come at me faggots
>>672454977
brown
>>672455031
How fucking big do you need your lenses to be you faggot.
>>672454996
thanks, when are we meeting? dis dick hungry
>>672455070
thanks habibi
>>672454894
you my friend, have nice eyes and a decent face. you got it goin my dude, probably 6.5 to a 7 imo
>>672455185
stop
>>672451146
So nice, so nice.
>>672454376
You'd look like a dude without the hair, but you seriously need to cut it.
>>672455191
just wouldn't want you to end up feeling bad about your dick, and then saddling your son with an anteater on account of the bad info.
>>672445245
This looks like it would be on the inside of the back cover of a manga.
>>672455160
height and weight? my BMI is apparently slim, but not underweight or such, about just average
>>672454293
>There is a city in my state that does have a C in it.
Woah that narrows it down to every state in the Union.
>>672449509
cute / 10
>>672450655
underated post
Old but eh, fuck me up cucks
>>672455340
thanks for worrying about me lol. but anyways, are you uncut anon?
I'll probably post another after this
>>672455140
Faggot couldn't recognize a girl even if her pussy was riding his dick. Get out of here and go back to your anime love doll
>>672455199
Thanks <3 100% female>>672455199
What do you guys think?
>>672455441
6' 200 lbs last time i checked, next weigh in is in a week or so and i FEEL ive been putting more weight on, i aint even cuttin this year
>>672448481
9/10
>>672455608
QT3.14
>>672455623
holy fuck. post more, sexy
>>672454977
Yellow & polka dotted like the kids in the trial said about Michael Jackson.
>>672455661
9/10
>>672455608
Noo waiii
>>672455623
Well glad you are. You're cute as heck
>>672455661
makeup/10
>>672455599
naw. but I've questioned a good number of people who are both about it (can you tell i have an odd hobby? lol). and among the dudes who got cut later in life, the general consensus is that it didn't affect jerking off or sex, but that it was a bit easier to clean and preferred by girls, especially for oral. and also, that it sucked hardcore to get it done at that age. which prolly explains why most of the uncut dudes I've talked to who wished they were cut didn't plan to get it done anytime soon, given fear of the pain/expense/embarassment
Probably gonna be called a nigger but whatever
>>672455608
>black/white filter, but it shows your hair is dyed in some weird color
>background looks like a Satan's worship ground
>you looks like someone who just cut herself a moment ago
Still fuckable for some reson.
