>Chippo man Continued.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Chippo man
Continued.
>>672389698
OP HERE. OFFICIAL chippo man thread. Lemme write.
Chippoman
Reporting in for chippo man
It begins anew
Hurry up
Wan CHIPPO
waiting for people to go full chippo
Bamp
>>672389698
Original screencapper, go on
>>672389698
first time i have been reading one of these stories live while being written and it was worth the wait
thank you our lord chippo man
>>672389698
Get chipped, chippo
Bump for chippo
Posting in legendary thread!
>>672389698
Chippoman, the potato lord and saviour. It's all been capped we just need the finale
bump for chippo!
lord chippo man
nb4 someone here gets 1111 quads
Today, OP was not a faggot. Also Bump for interest
THE CHIPPO MAN CHRONICLES
oh dude, we´re waiting
Going to put up all the original screencaps. I'm mobile so be calm.
Part 1
the birth of a meme
Finale pls
Deep fried chippos
can post tiny pepe again
>gime sum chipp chippo man
>>672389698
max par
This is the funniest thing on 4chan today. Thanks. Internets for chippo man.
You will be in many a best of /b/ thread.
>>672390219
Part 2
>>672389979
I feel like a lvl 2 newfag
>>672389698
chip chipphorray
>>672390085
it's my meme faggot !!!
Roll
CHIPPO MAN <3 U
Round 2!
anyone postin the scrcaps?
>>672390327
Part 3
>>672389698
What the fuck is a "chippo"?
>>672390427
Part 4
Remeber the 8s?
>>672390437
He is a man
>>672390437
Get out nigger
>>672390437
Ur mum
Long live Chippo
>>672390437
Read screencap archive, currently being released in this thread
>>672390328
Relatable
Just wait till you see your first mod post or raid.
save the old thread in pdf format /b/ros
>>672390373
DONT BE ROOD CHIPPO
>>672390437
CHIPPO
I CLAIM CHIPPO MAN AS WAIFU
>>672390483
Part 5
>>672390483
https://imgur.com/a/lFOMg
Or just post an album...
>>672390689
Part 6
The God from last thread
>>if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to the number of his chromosomes and jump to his iq.
Chippo man
>implying that Yolandi is not his mother
Chippo-lad!
>>672390483
Anyone have any screencaps that aren't mobile? I still have the old thread open so if you want I can get some...
>>672390854
Laughed so hard
>>672390854
never fucking forget
>>672390592
UKI CRMOMAN TAK DIS 20 CHEKEN NUGGETS
newfag posting caps ffs
>>672390902
Honor the chippo man.
>>672390902
Do that
>>672390902
do it
>>672390731
Shit. Forgot about that
>inb4 dinosaur
>>672390977
Chekum nuggets
Waiting for chippo-lad to post.
OC from last thread
>>672390744
Part 7
All hail Chippo Man.
am i the only one that's reminded of this series?
http://youtu.be/RYDkg_MDQMo
>>672390902
yeah the mobile ones suck dick
If chippo man can, normal man on 4chan can find love.
Can phone-fag stop posting screenshot
you're ruining it
let real screenshot fag do it
>>672391212
Part 8
do you think chippo man has abandoned us gaiz
>>672390877
Kek'd and checked.
Best thread ever.
Heil Chippo man!
>>672391194
Trash
>>672391297
No, he's our hero now.
>woman drops fag onto my floor
what does that mean ?
>>672391289
Part 9
Rolling
>>672391297
Nope.
It takes him a while, I checked.
>>672391410
She dropped a cig
>>672391297
Nah, I beleive he said he was on mobile. Believe in him. He clearly doesn't give up.
>>672391406
maybe the tards got him
>>672391410
British slang for cigarette butt
>>672391433
Part 10
>>672391410
OP is from the UK and it is another word for a cigarette
>>672391410
Dropped a finished cigarette.
>>672391402
stay jelly
>>672391410
british for cigarette
>>672391476
Thanks anon
>>672391446
dude that album is the shit
Fag is a uk word for cigarette
>>672391565
>the rear suspension instantly snaps
died
>>672391410
It means she donkey kicked a homo and made him bite the curb
>>672391289
>nigger, fucking stop.
>>672391285
le chippie bloke
Tell me you faggots screencapped the other thread, someone edit it nicely into one image please
>>672389698
Welcome back my glorious turds.
>tards look around in shock as I berate their overlords.
>applause and cheers from other Britons in shop
>woman begins to babble excuses
>"you don't know how hard it is"
>don't ease up
>that's when it happens
>a whole fucking haddock is thrown at the man beside her
>by none other than our potatoe friend
>bewildered I look around
>"CHIPPO RIGHT" SCREAMS POTATO BRO
>oh god what have I done
>world war z, tard edition is reenacted in my shop
Last one next
Roll
>>672391874
No u
Who can take a haddock, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with sausage and a shit stain or two
The Chippo Man, oh the Chippo Man can
Anyone know how to format the screenshots into one individual image, and not 14 different ones?
Wut is a chippo man
>>672391919
Will do
>>672390731
>>672391919
there, faggot
>>672389698
I don't mind calling people "him" or "her" by their preference. I pretty much automatically refer to people of a feminine persuasion as "her" regardless of genitalia (unless/until someone indicates that I've guessed wrong and they're offended) but all those weird "xim" and "xir" just seem superfluous to me as if this person really just wants to be a special snowflake with their own custom pronouns. I have no problem with cis, lesbian, gay, bi, or trans people (I'm bi myself), but when people get into that "otherkin" stuff I just avoid the hassle by avoiding the person. Not saying you can't identify as whatever you want, free world and all that, but if it takes less effort to avoid you than to manage your super-specific demands then that's what I'll do.
CHIPPO MAN HAS RETURN
>>672391532
Part 11
>>672391969
Fucking gold
>>672392005
Read the thread you retarded cunt.
>>672392005
Get out fagget
>>672392005
Fuck off
>>672392120
Part 12
>>672392187
What thread faggot?
>>672392041
SHUT THE FCK UP. NOBODY CARES
>>672391947
Oh shit's gonna go down!
>>672391969
My sides just said hi to Pluto
>>672391989
Use an image editor, make huge blank image, add in screenshots
>>672392005
a chippo man!É!
THE CHIPPO MAN is sharing a story read or the fuck out of here.
>>672391275
Lol what's the difference
>>672392260
Part 13
>>672392274
Its hidden in here, also mentioned twice, you blind fuck
>>672391989
here you go
>>672392274
Another anon has been posting it in parts on this thread. You'll see it.
>>672392383
shitty quality, you fucking nigger.
I bet you screenshot photos before sending them.
>>672392363
omg u gaiz
>>672392041
Pussy slayer
>>672392274
THIS. THREAD.
jesusFUCK
>>672390854
Awesome
>>672392384
Part 14
>>672392274
>>672375548
I CLAIM CHIPPO MAN AS WAIFU
Last one, Chippo Bro out- selfie next.
>Food flying around the shop now
>Horrified customers are panicking
>Shit fingernails is fighting 7 Haddock
>I shit you not, 12 nuggets jumps over the counter and grabs me by my shirt
>Leans into my ear
>Can smell his shit breath
>"I need tree fiddy"
CHIPPOCHAN!
>>672392432
I'll fix up a better one tomorrow
Nah this is shit.
>ITT: newfags hyping 4/10 story
>>672392041
>>672392596
Part 15
>>672392626
So disappointed
>>672392683
Part 16
>>672392041
What drugs are you consuming?
>>672392518
We don't need 1080p to read greentext
>>672392626
I love Chippo Bro
>>672392673
U AR CHIT FAJIT DUN HAT CHIPPO MAN K ??
>>672392626
wow
fuck u
>>672392626
No! FUCKING NO! YOU CUCK COCKSUCKER!
>672392626
>"I need tree fiddy"
You niggerfaggot.
>>672392790
SJW is a drug now?
>>672392757
Part 17
And that's the story so far. Waiting on anon now for the finale
>>672392041
It`s 2016 Kill yourself you CIS biggot.
>>672392626
obligatory
>>672392432
based anon
>>672392626
not OP
>>672392673
Shut up , nigger.
>>672392626
>>672392808
>we
fuck off
>>672391947
>infividually wrapped nuggets now used as tard grenades
>sausage bro unsheaths his mighty sausage and screams "I don't like sausage"
>takes a bite, spits it at her, then uses it like a floppy sword
>haddock comes out of fucking nowhere. Battered and all. Still hot fro. Fryer.
>followed by another
>he doesn't even care where he's Aiming
>tards chant chippo man
>I sit back in amazement and wonder
>6'4 tard breaks down crying in a weak Scottish accent
>Irish tard babbling at nobody
>people running from the shop
> walk the dinosaur
>polixe actually called
>and more tard carers called
Was gonna make this the last one bit some fag impersonated me. More coming
>>672392041
Work as a techer. Got a student who... I think was born female. Wanted to be called "hen" (a new-fangeld neutral noun in Sweden).
Realy fucking hard to get it right.
I do use "hen" alot actualy, instead of he/she, just because it's shorter .
>>672392626
obv not op, he doesnt post this fast
>>672392925
thank god
>>672392925
godspeed chippo man!
>>672392958
>u smrt techer u
Captcha: select all fish
>>672392862
"SJW" is nonsense. So yeah, why not.
>>672392925
>mfw no greentext
I'm glad I found this thread. chippo man is a god
>>672392908
Its ok kid. I know you just want to be a part of something.
>>672392041
You just don`t get it.
You have all this bi-sexual privilege. Your particular thing is cool with most people now so the world should stop moving forward. You`re excepted so now the new outsiders should be stoned, ignored, downtrodden. You`re pathetic.
>>672393231
Go on
>>672393413
>excepted
>>672392925
>Other tards storm into shop, it's getting insane
>not America so can't be physical
>CHIPPO man can be heard all the way down the street
>3 rozzer cars turn up and a minibus with some more carers.
>Shop looks like a bomb went off
>batter everywhere
>paper everywhere
>tards being tactically extracted
>rolled out like potatos
>original two carers being taken in for questioning.
>mfw
>boss sends me home with £50 in cash on the spot. (Not tree fiddy)
>got home, started writing this thread
One more post. A followup with face.
>>672392790
Caffeine and a bit of blackberry wine.
>>672392862
Not an SJW at all. I just like traps and trans and "she" seems more appropriate to someone who is actively presenting themselves as feminine.
>>672392871
>CIS
Nah, I'm more a "Grand Army Of The Republic" guy, myself. The battledroids were annoying and laughably ineffective considering the fact that even Jar-Jar has a bodycount.
Coattail riding faggots incoming
>>672391565
Topkek
>>672392303
two s00n
>>672392041
Kin ah wank off in yore mouth
I bet the yard wranglers use this brand a lot
>>672393413
And so it was that the Lone Anon ventured forth into /b intent on discovering the fate of two brothers who had once disappeared forever, leaving him an only child.
/b proved a cruel and inhospitable place, and the Lone Anon ultimately surrendered to the vices that had claimed so many others – pedophilia, cruelty, bait. These were the values that guided a lost soul through countless trials and triumphs.
But it was not until the end of this long road that the Lone Anon learned the true meaning of that greatest of virtues – sacrifice. After posting a thread saying that he would kill himself on video if quads were rolled, the child followed the example of the brothers sacrificing life itself for the greater good of /b.
So ends the story of the Lone Anon, who stepped through the great door of /b and into the annals of legend. But the tale of /b will never come to a close, for the only thing left on /b is bait without end, and bait – bait never changes.
>>672393707
Who is that?
>>672389698
but ditto does
>>672393622
Doesn't matter what someone wants to be called or what bullshit justification the make up - you can't change genetics.
>>672393833
Fukken saved.
>>672393707
Explain that image please, I see it a lot. Just a hot chick laying naked?
>>672393618
>inb4 people know him
>>672392870
I NEED CLOSURE FUCKING FINISH THIS
seems like a nice story. canty wait for da conclusion.
>>672393872
newfag
>>>/out/
>>672393878
gender isnt genetic. youre thinking of sex
>>672393618
>>672393707
That's still by far the hottest dead chick I've ever seen
>>672393618
OP you said you worked down south?? South-West by any chance? I'm deep south-west, bottom of England, in Cornwall. You anywhere close??
>>672394007
She ded m8
>>672394041
Hey look, a retard
>>672393622
Please refrain from procreation.
>>672394161
nah i've just read any science on the subject in the past 50 or so years.
>>672394041
>gender isnt genetic
Niggawut
>>672394248
>implying those theories were obtained by scientific methods
>>672394160
Hmm is it wrong to still be aroused??
>>672394162
>implying he has a choice.
But seriously, dont reproduce
>>672394248
>women studies
>>672393413
Not really. I work in construction in the southern US so my sexuality would not be accepted at all. I don't know what part of california you're in, but bi people get shit from straights and gays alike. I've had guys get offended that I wasn't attracted to them because they weren't feminine, I've had people tell me I'm a closeted straight person pretending to be bi, I've had girls just abjectly refuse to be with a guy who's been with other guys, and guys refuse to be with a guy who likes girls.
Also it seems like almost every time I meet a cute girl with a penis she's DESPERATE to get rid of it.
But in construction here in the bible belt being open about my sexuality only led to harassment at work and general spite. People are a lot more cooperative when I act like an angry wookie and save my soft side for when I'm at home.
>>672394041
Gender is inextricably tied to genetics.
If you want to claim gender is a social construct, explain why we are a sexually dimorphic species.
If you further want to claim all this recent asspain from SJWs about 'muh pronowns' is about socially constructed gender roles, explain why their buttpain isn't also socially constructed and therefore just as worthless.
>>672394041
I think you mean sexual orientation instead of gender.
>>672394428
Kekd
>>672394315
hes right m8, google it, sex is male or female, gender is masculine or feminine
>>672393833
Wow that`s dark. Truth or troll did b claim the lives of three brothers.
>>672394248
>>672394041
Look guys a retard
>>672394496
>rekt
Fuck the faggot talk and get to the conclusion chippos man.
>>672393618
Not a greentext but closure. This happened in a small rural community in the south of England and may even be on the news tomorrow. Would love to see a fully edited screencap of my time this evening. Glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Although the actual work is fucking hell. You have no reason to believe me, but I'll swear on any or mother that this is real. All I did was make it worded better, no changing of events.
CHIPPO THREAD BEING OVERRUN BY CHIPPOS
Best greentext I've read OP
>>672394456
Can you actually fuck off and create a seperate thread for this? Nobody wants to see your conversation/argument over mentally-I'll fucktards that believe there's more than two genders.
Marti you here?
>>672394248
Have you been reading the onion?
Dick = Malemon
Pussy = Femon
Both = Freakamon
Any questions you dumb cunt?
>>672392041
Nigga just went full chippo
>>672394099
Sorry bro, further east. But on your coastline
>>672394686
BASED ANON
>>672394357
oh i guess it was just magic.
typical fundamentalist. "i don't like that science so it's pretend".
>>672394456
>cute girl
>with penis
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard
>>672394768
kek
>>672394686
Love you
Chippoman
>>672394686
Fagot
>>672394686
We salute you, Chippo!
>>672394686
You're my hero Chippo bro.
>>672394456
>bi-erasure
Preach it brother, ain't nobody got time for bisexuals.
How did a retard thread turn into an argument about gender and sexuality?
>>672394162
You don't have to tell me that. I've never had the slightest interest in having a kid. That's one of the things that makes me lean away from (genetic) females, there's none of that "but I want to have a child" pressure anywhere else.
>>672394686
I love you !
>>672394845
*chippo
>>672394686
Thanks for the story mate. Cheers.
>>672394496
i like how even you don't believe gender is genetic so you say it's "inextricably tied to genetics". thanks for not responding to my point.
>>672394686
I like your lips. ;)
>>672394456
Aw. sorry anon.
But it stands closing your mind to pronouns that are important to others... is you closing your mind to things you don`t understand. Sorta like those ignorant southerners that wouldn`t understand you.
>>672394845
This nigga went full on MOTHERFUCKIN' CHIPPO
>>672394686
Bless your soul Chippo Man
I feel like you faggots are detracting from an otherwise epic thread. You all suck cock. All of you. OP is the only /b/tard here who isn't a flaming queen.
>>672394686
how about that full face pic Chippo bro? <3
Chippoman please marry me
>>672394686
Thank you chippo
>>672394938
I was wondering the same. I'm guessing the pic in the OP
>>672394686
Ch-Chippo Man?
>>672394949
Awesome story, chippo
>>672394707
Greentext stories about Tards are the best ones. This one's also hilarious: imgur.com/gallery/0RXDw
>>672394686
I've screencapped all you posts from this and the previous thread, along with some nice reactions.
Dunno when I'm gonna stitch it together, but probably not this weekend anymore.
Thanks for the story, have a great night!
>>672394938
Because a retard thought they'd talk about non-existent genders and stuff insread
>>672394686
Chippo man you da MVP
>>672394686
Thanks, you made my evening, lad!
>>672395017
Ching chong chippo
>>672394686
Great story, anon. Cheers and goodnight all
>>672395168
Thanks bro
>>672394938
When did it turn into anything else?
This is as retarded as it can get
>>672394686
>>672394686
>>672394686
Dutchfag here will post it tomorrow hope to see the news report by then god bless and sleep tight mane
>>672394686
chippo meme was born...
>>672394686
Chippo man the god amoung men. Not the hero we needed but the hero we wanted.
>>672394686
Thank you chippoman
>>672394686
Thank you, Chippoman.
>>672394686
Post your full face faggot, you promised it
>mfw reading the tale of Chippo and the tards
>>672394686
based anon
>chippo man
hail chippo man
chippo man will be the new meme of the year
When is greentext compilation of this coming?
>>672394686
Witness, the glorious legend of Chipoman
