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Dubs decide how we can get my beta ass some nudes
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>>672391122

Titties or gtfo
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send link of this thread
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let's hang out susie
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Send her a nude, expect one in return.
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>>672391122
Sex or coffee?
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>>672391575

Coffee or sex?
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>>672391122
Wanna finish it with my by your side?
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>>672391122
yeah finish it all over you if you know what I'm saying m'lady
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send a dick pic
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"Do you think size matters?"
if she says yes, then say "well i hope you like miniatures"
if she says no, say "good, cuz my dick tiny af"
if she says depends, say "well mine is 11 inches"
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"4chan requires an image of your nude body. Deliver or they will have a seizure from lack of nudes."
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Send her a dick pic but before that send her a message that says oops wrong person.
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Your mouth.
My dick.
A fresh tub of vanilla icing.
Let's get to it.
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Take a picture of a sharpie in your ass and send it to her.
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>>672391754
Rolling for this.
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>>672391881
rolling for this
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Hey yo Brenda, are you into [insert OP's race] guys?
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>>672392069
Roll
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dick pic
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"Lemme see dem titties, or I will stick a knife up my ass and clean my intestines out with it."
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Rolling, and...
Suck a big, meaty cock.
Send her pics.
Win.
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>>672392069
Rel
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>>672392069
40II
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>>672392131

Roll
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"send me a video of you taking a shit" I'm sure with your romanticizing she'll abide.
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pick of your phallus
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>>672392069
Hol up the roll
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This is now a no dubs thread.
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>>672392333
rarwin
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Hungry?
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>>672392333
WINRAR
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>>672392333
FUCK U NIGGER TRIPS DONT COUNT
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Wanna have sex then coffee or coffee then sex ?
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>>672392333
trips check'd
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>>672392333
Ayyyyyyyy my winner get me my children dinner
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Send a message saying "If I don't see you nude for the next week I will shit backwards. Food will go up my ass and shit will come out my mouth."
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Dubs again
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>>672392451
Reroll
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>>672392625
Cuz ill shove some olives up ya asshole if you into that kind of shit
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We invented sex so LET ME SEE YOUR TITS!
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>>672392625
that's not a race you beta fuck
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>>672392625
Only one way to find out, amirite?
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>>672392451
rereolllllll
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>>672392451
I'll roll for this
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>>672392722

Winrar
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>>672392451
this omfg
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>>672392722
wasted
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>>672392722
WINRAR
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Okay, BRENDA, let me make this simple for you: Do you like dick in your ass?
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>>672392722
OP, don't send this shit. It's for you, not for the bitch.
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>>672392451
They see me rollin
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>>672392722
You have my blessing to skip this OP, this is bullshit
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Brenda, will you marry me?
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Can you please give me nudes? I just posted your phone number on 4chan.
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Take off your clothes or I take off my dick.
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Just say: "Want to exchange nudes?" Easy as that betafag...
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>>672392965
ROLLING FOR THIS
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>>672392451
Just send this nigga
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>>672392722
Don't be a faggot OP, only faggot send everything, even the shit that isn't meant for the bitch.
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>>672392961
Too late
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>>672392965
HAHAHAHHAA YES
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Oh you don't know? I am, I fucking love greek guys they're so hot
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>>672392719

Rollin
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>>672392906
ROLLAN
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>>672393049
keeping it real. roll
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>>672392451
Roll
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>>672393123
You're a fucking cocksucking dickeating super-faggot.
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>>672392965
PLEASE
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>>672393123
top kek
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>>672392965
rolling
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>>672392965
This. Roll, just fucking roll.
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So tell me, how many fingers do you use to masturbate?
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>>672392965
samefagging hard af i see, rolling for this anyway
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>>672393232
Fuck so close

Roll
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>>672392965
rollerino
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Want to take my virginity?
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Can u watch me while I suck your dad's dick
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>>672392965
ROLOLOLOLOL
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Now take off those clothes and I'll tell you what the fuck a race is, BITCH!
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Baby I love you, send me a pic of your tits please (;
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Dubs starting now
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>>672392965
pls pls pls roll
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>>672392718
Roll
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Just kill yourself you normie slut
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>>672393433
WINRAR
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>>672393433
>2 new posts
heh
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>>672393433

WINRAR
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Brenda really like your ass can you send me a pic ? I'm horny AF
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>>672393433
waste of dubs. Fuck you
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Brenda, I have to ask you something that's been on my mind lately?
Is there something between us or am I just being misguided?
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Just trying to see your tits ffs
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>>672393499
Winrar
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>>672392965
Roll
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>>672393461
This is a race
[Send dick pic]
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>>672393499
won
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>>672393499
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>672392451
This please this
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>>672391122
I didn't know there was ever anyone named Brenda who was actually less than middle age
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>>672393499
WINRAR
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>>672393577
WINRAR
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>>672393499
WinnnnnnRARAEA
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>>672392965
roll for this shit
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>>672393577
WINRAR HAHAHAHA
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Okay, BRENDA, let me make this simple for you: Do you like dick In your ass?

Get it???
Because the Greeks were prolific practitioners of sodomy, according to historical sources!
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>>672393499
Jesus chirst guys
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>>672392965
roll
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>>672393577
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>672393730
Rolling for this
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I love your penis in my arse
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>>672393730
rollan
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>>672393934

OH SHIT HE DID IT
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>>672393730
rolling for this
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>>672393934
GG Op. Have a nice life, fag
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>>672393934
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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Brenda...I know this sounds somewhat bad (if you're indoctrinated ), but I've actually been molesting children. By the truckload. Buckets of children! All molested by me! Hee hee! Wanna join me? It's so fun. The crying. Whimpering. Soiling themselves when I slice them.

What do you say? Are you a Republican? ??
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>>672393934
>>672393499
Aren't you forgetting something faggot?
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>>672394066
WINRAR
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>>672391122
Before we take this any further, I am legally required to tell you that I am a registered sex offender
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Screw you im going home
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>>672394147
rolling for this
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>>672394147
Roll
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>>672394091
Roll
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>>672394091

Roll
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>>672394147
Rollin
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>>672394147
ROLL
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>>672394147
No Rowling
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I want to tongue punch your fart box like I do to my dog.
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>>672394147
roolin
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>>672394147
Thz hoyly molly
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>>672394091
rolling
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>>672394091

Rolling for OP just lost his mind.
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>>672394147
this
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>>672394147
kek
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>>672393934
>>672393499
If she says no, you already have your response
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>>672394222
Rip Op
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>>672394147
Let's roll!
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>>672394147
Roll for this
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>>672394147
rollerino
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>>672394147
Limp bizket rollin
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>>672394399
Wine at!
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>>672394444
checkd
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send her a dick pic
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>>672394444
FUUUUUUUUUCK
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Brenda, I have a 4 inch gyro with special sauce to convince you to like Greek guys
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>>672394444
Quads queer has spoken
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wait for op response you fucking faggots
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>>672394444
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>>672394444
>wine at
Lilly yourself faggot
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OP here. You guys have gone too far. Psycho. I'm out.
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The dubs take and the dubs give.
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>>672394444
>>672394399
>>672394344
>>672394366
>>672394222
>>672394066
Be honest OP, how fucked are you?
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>>672394588
STOP THIS CYCLE
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>>672394222
Trips, deliver
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I want to see your cock in my mouth.
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>>672394222
Trips lol do it op
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>>672394444
Nice quads
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>>672392451
This please
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>>672394588
Lel
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>>672394588
>Lilly yourself
That was bad and you should feel bad.
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This thread is savage
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>>672394588
Lilly okay
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>>672394147
Rolling4dis
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She stopped responding
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>>672394588
AND THE DUBS JUST KEEP ON ROLLIN'
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Now Brenda's gotta make her own way
Can't go to her family, they won't let her stay
No money no babysitter, she couldn't keep a job
She tried to sell crack, but end up getting robbed
So now what's next, there ain't nothing left to sell
So she sees sex as a way of leaving hell
It's paying the rent, so she really can't complain
Prostitute, found slain, and Brenda's her name, she's got a baby
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Brenda...I know this sounds somewhat bad (if you're indoctrinated ), but I've actually been molesting children. By the truckload. Buckets of children! All molested by me! Hee hee! Wanna join me? It's so fun. The crying. Whimpering. Soiling themselves when I slice them.

What do you say?
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>>672394636
This is 4 Chan you beta fuck, if you can't handle it fuck off.
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>>672394147
rawl
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Give us an update, OP
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>>672394799
Oh Christ
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>>672394588
Top fucking Kek at the irony of it all. Too good
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Can I rape you anally?
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Hey Brenda,
You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of the day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “masturbate to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just fucked me; Shit was SO cash). You are a dyke who should just kill herself. Thanks for listening.
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>>672394792
GG, bud. Have a good life greek friendo
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>>672394799
That they do.
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>>672394222
>>672394792
Send it you beta faggot
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Then it wouldn't be rape if we were married
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>>672394799
Check yourself. good sir.
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>>672394996
Roll
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hold on shit myself
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CHECK EM NIGGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>ha
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>>672394799
This is now a dubs thread
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>>672394996
Reroll
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>>672394996
roll
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stop saying her name every msg you beta
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>>672395399
k
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>>672394996
MR. BALE, TORN THIS DUBS WALL DOWN
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>>672395399
WINRAR!
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check
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Brenda, please castrate me with a rusty spoon
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You better check yourself before you shrek yourself.
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>>672395522
Winrar
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>>672395766
WINRAR
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>>672395766
Shrekked, son.
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>>672394799
>>672394900
>>672395399
>>672395522
>>672395766
All these dubs are gonna give me a heart attack
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>>672396021
You'll just have to settle for suicide.
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Brenda's fucked.
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>>672395852
Rolling
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So many DUBS can I get some
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>>672394807
Re roll
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>>672397032
No, they were given to me, sorry.
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>>672397032
ya
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>>672397073
Nein NUGGA to meh
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>>672397032
nah m8
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Last dubs I'm contributing
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>>672397666
Don't lie satan
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>>672397788
I ain't brah. Also witnessed.
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>>672397666
>>672397788
Singles respondig to dubs respondimg to trips
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For real, last dubs.
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CHECK EM NIGGERS
>CZEQUE'D
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>>672398178
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>>672397666
>>672397788
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I CAN FEEL THE POWER OF DUBS FLOWING THROUGH ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS THROUGHOUT THE THREAD! SO MY QUESTION TO YOU BROTHERS. IS WHAT CHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE DUBS OF HULKAMANIA RUN WILD ON YOU?
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>>672399065
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