Waifu claiming thread: Another, generic, nothing worthfully or original adding to this high quality content board-thread.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Tats claimed
Shiki claimed
>>672381539
Ruri, not on the first post.
>>672381762
I would have preferred if Tats had it.
>>672381539
>Another, generic, nothing worthfully or original adding to this high quality content board-thread
Still here.
Obligatory claim.
>>672381389
Thanks, don't use them much anymore though.
>>672381390
It's always a save fuck up with Bethesda games. Hate it, feel your pain. Glad you're calm now.
Not really, some chest pain is making my boredom a little less horrible.
>>672381919
Heyo friendo.
>>672381539
Ich ihnen etwas mitgebracht habe, check your email ;)
>>672382004
Still glad to have you here, Bun Bun.
>>672381539
Mizuki claimed
>>672381267
Verstehe, also doch. Ehrlich gesagt finde ich es immer interessant etwas in diese Richtung zu lesen. Naja, ich werd jetzt aber mal schlafen gehen. Gute Nacht, bist irgendwann
>>672381762
>>672381773
>>672381812
Night everyone! I'm out for today! See ya whenever!
>>672381901
She's gotta be quicker than that. I'm sure she'll get it next time.
>>672381919
Hello there
>>672382296
Goodnight
>>672382296
Alright, sleep warm and well.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Time to go to bed now
Have a good evening/night/whatever
And remember to eat healthy and exercise!
>>672382296
Good night!
>>672382068
Allahu Ackbar?
>>672382047
Why not? Get some friends order some pizzas and the guy who loses has to pay, it's all in good fun.
>>672382296
Good night mang.
>>672382296
>>672382443
Good night
>>672381539
Perfection claimed.
>>672382443
Goodnight, sleep well and warm.
>>672382466
Eh, just not a cards guy. I like a game of Black jack every now and again though. I'm fairly casual player.
>>672382068
Digital anthrax.
Back but now on phone
C.C. Claimed
Pan-Paka-Pan~
Cutest fur
>>672382936
Same
>>672382869
>>672382068
>>672382466
schickte man etwas wert Gesprächs Gott
What you guys listening to?
http://youtu.be/HyanRY9EKj4
Do you know why the bike fell down?
It was too tired
>>672382869
Pretty much a casual on all respects as well.
Sorry to cut it short, but I have to go to sleep before my head explodes.
Good night everyone, see you around next thread.
>>672383713
I'm not listening to anything just playing fallout four on console because my computer wont run it
claimed.
>>672383626
Digital anthrax.
>>672383750
It had a hand in getting back up.
>>672383832
Alright, sleep warm and well. Really hope your head doesn't explode.
>>672383750
Part of my WoWs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx4_5bd9h8c&list=PLVByQ2BVp3yR988Qj9RRYACXuRPaUiTMG
>>672381539
Drawfag here, would work for 5 bucks, no matter how dark is your fetish or your waifu
http://imgur.com/a/kkKDb
[email protected]
>>672384107
I'm very proud of you police girl you were hard to turn over but you finally drank
>>672383249
You asked for graphics....This is Tenryuu's all max graphics setting (the Atago is just for demonstration purposes)
>>672383750
I giggled.
Yui claimed
>>672384195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMF1HRiBC7Q
>>672383832
Goodnight
>>672384336
Thanks master!
And, rip pip
>>672384631
I liked the bass player better but still good choice
>>672384478
Nice thats like the opisite of my graphics, but kuma is better then atago, oppinion, she is my favorite from kancolle aswell. She is my backup waifu
>>672384679
I'm no longer your master you drank you are now independent
>>672385329
Thats not how it works man
>>672385185
>kuma is better then atago, oppinion
BROADSIDE SALVO ACTIVATE
>>672384512
>That gif
She a qt
>>672384207
>no matter how dark is your fetish
I smell lewds.
>>672385981
I was sitting here, looking at it over and over.
She's so beautiful.
MINE. ONLY MINE.
>>672385519
Watch the second episode of ultimate when Seras doesn't drink alucard says "Mabey its time a vampire doesn't walk alone" insinuating that you gain your independence through drinking blood
>>672385712
Shes jaleous of her tits tho
>>672385981
He would draw cbt of your waifu for only 5 bucks man, sounds good to me Kappa
>>672386214
Then aks your husbando why he calls integra master
Friend of Vinylfag here, we're skyping right now
Anything new?
>>672383832
good night
>>672386570
No, your still as faggy as usual.
>>672385981
dont be sad, everyone has a fetish unless you are that guy who jacks to people sitting in cakes full clothed and eats muffins with one hand
>>672386552
>sounds good to me
Not to me, I don't trust 'em.
>>672386918
thats rude, give me a quick request then
>>672386552
Everyone is, save for a select few
>>672386552
That is because Integra's father was the only man to beat alucard thus putting him under loyalty to the hellsing family
>>672387181
Milk balloons.
>>672387350
Flat chests are great to, no worries.
>>672387148
I'm sorry. It's not even your fault, it's mine. I can't think of a quick request, either... I'll think about it, anon.
>>672381539
why are you still making these threads?
>>672387637
And hands are useful.
>is thread kill?
>>672388055
>And hands are useful.
How kind of you.
>is thread kill?
Pretty much.
>>672387299
Fuck, alucard cant be beaten right? Only by the sun
Im talking to a girl i met randomly brb
This flat-chest talk... I miss Eu-anon.
>>672388402
We all do, same with Kongou.
>>672388371
K but no he more tricked him in a way the hellsing family are very clever
>>672388559
Never forget those who sacrificed their lives so we could shitpost safely at night
>>672387960
Why? Simple: It's a safe spot for all the guys with waifus and husbandos here, a place where they can discuss what they want whenever they want: /a/ only allow those thread on Wednesday, and is a SFW board (in short terms: /a/ is shit). And let's be honest: What is better? Some guys only making 1-3 threads per day, having their community (just like the drawthreas, which are basically the same, but with different content), or guys which are posting the same content in the same boring YLYL-, trap-, and furry-threads which are giving this board some sort of "Supercancer"? You decide.
>>672388402
Don't die me on heart-failure here....not before Eu talks to you.
>>672381919
I know that this thread is actually the total opposite of the title (after "Waifu claiming thread"), but a little bit of self-irony never hurts.
>>672381919
Cheer up Tomoki
You have two girls after your dick and one is normal.
>>672388559
>Kongou
Him, too. What happened to him? I remember a "Waifu thread: in memory of Kongou edition." but Tenten wouldn't explain what happened. Permaban?
>>672388402
What happened to Eu?
>>672389237
Well you could ask him yourself, but i doubt that things will have changed. Probably something to close to home to talk about.
>>672389219
Heyo Tomoko.
>>672389237
No idea, I haven't asked because it's none of my business.
All these people leaving really helps you appreciate the ones who are still around.
>>672389573
I'm still lurking from my phone since I have nothing better to do.
>tfw no waifu pics on phone
>tats
>>672389237
Bwahahaha, not really. But i'll keep the reason for the why as a secret....Just for the sake of the comradeship between soldiers. Maybe he'll tell you guys what happend when he'll come back.
>>672389466
Either he isn't able to post because he's out with RL friends or he missed that a thread is up.
>>672389499
>you could ask him yourself
No... I know of no way to contact him. And I wouldn't if I did, that just seems weird and awkward. Something along those lines? So be it.
>>672389763
Your head not exploding makes me happy. Glad you're still here with us, Tats.
>>672389845
>when he'll come back.
Meh, a man's business is his own business. I'll just be happy he's back and act like he never left.
>>672389968
Well then it will forever remain a secret.
You know until he comes back because as you know everyone is here forever.
>>672390240
I'll know that he'll come back, otherwise i'll rip him out of hell by myself just to knock him back there.
>>672390682
Is this not hell?
>>672390240
Yeah, not gonna post that much. Fat fingers + small screen is not a good combination.
>>672390682
Is he in bloody Syria or something?
>>672390682
Guess we'll just have to be patient if that's the case.
>>672390916
It's a bit hotter.
>>672391036
I have skeleton hands and it still sucks to type on a phone screen, no worries.
>>672389466
>>672388402
Indeed. I haven't seen our Eu in a while. One of the few, the best absent. A shame, a shame.
>>672389573
>All these people leaving really helps you appreciate the ones who are still around.
Ha! Very few. A handful, if that.
>>672391392
>A handful
God damn it....
>>672391392
>handful
Don't start.
>>672391392
Nothing wrong with newcomers either.
>A handful
Now you're doing to, you people are going to give me a heart attack.
>>672388402
>tfw miss that normalfag Tomokoanon
>He may be lurking right now
Claiming BRS, dat pasty white skin
>>672391666
How hot is it Satan?
>>672391666
Forgot the picture, fuck.
>>672391724
Heyo Cowgirl.
>>672391736
I know pasty skin is best
>>672391724
卐 Heil 卐
>>672391675
He's always lurking
He's here right now.
>>672391724
Heyo milk boobs
>>672391774
Hot enough to forget a god damn picture and induce a well deserved heart attack.
>>672392070
>>672392070
No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>672392103
I am a pleb. What anime is this character from?
>>672392147
YOU MANIACS YOU BLEW IT!
>>672392113
Don't die, we need you as a catalyst for bad puns.
>>672392235
Nichijou
>>672391796
>>672392103
Ayy.
>>672392043
Heil Boobies.
Also I have a bit of a scar fetish
>>672392607
Scars are always sexy
Hey guys! How was everyone's day?
>roseanon
>>672392315
The pain.
>>672392580
How's the milk supply?
>>672392607
Neat, haven't seen that before.
Best girl claimed!
>>672392987
Filled with cheesy puns, chest pains, and horrifying boredom.
Kill me.
>you?
>>672392987
Fuck you.
>>672392987
MFW i recognize where that image is from.
>>672393013
Do you have heart problems hand-kun?
>>672392607
>>672392878
Dafuq? You like tattoos and short hair too?
>>672393166
Nothing wrong with cheesy puns, I just finished a bf4 stream and eating dinner.
>>672393200
Checked, and woah did I say something bad?
>>672393166
>chest pains
Not even once
Here to claim Nate. Just came back from playing smash with a friend. How are we all doing?
>>672391675
Missed you and your waifu, Rurianon.
>>672393166
I don't want you to die, Handanon. Stay strong.
>>672392607
>>672392878
So do I.
>>672392987
Can't complain.
>>672393013
Just got a new jar in today from up the street, can't remember the volume of it but it'll be gone in a few days max.
>>672393306
Short- to medium long hair is nice too....but not too short. Tenryuu short is perfect. And tatoos area big turn off for me.
>>672393400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7vWDJEwZZY
>>672393244
Anger issues on my father's side, anxiety/heart issues on my mother's.
I'll probably crock in my early 50s, thanks genes. Pretty sure balding runs in the family as well, great.
>>672393388
When you're not a catalyst for them they're sure not. Nice, haven't played much of the Battlefield franchise, I actually enjoy it a bit. Enjoy dinner?
>>672393400
Yeah, they're a bitch.
>>672393471
Welcome back, Nate.
>I don't want you to die
My body will stay strong as long as it can, no worries man.
>Smash
>Little mac rules all
>>672393662
>Jars of milk
That's delightful, milk is such a great fluid.
>>672393922
Its like Atago has mount everest on each breast
>>672393662
How's that smoke house coming along?
>>672393922
Dave Chappelle Plz come back to us.
>>672394134
Angry people are always the last to die. They survive just to enrage those around them. You'll be fine i'm sure. Hopefully...
>>672391666
>Nothing wrong with newcomers either.
Until they post enough to reveal what is wrong with them and if the good overrides the bad.
But my preference doesn't hold any relevance in this area.
>>672394358
Aww, how sweet
>>672393400
Maybe I should watch this anime some day.
>>672394134
I see my covert operation to turn everybody to the milk side is going well.
>>672394358
Few men are brave enough to scale those mountains.
>>672394415
We got most of the frame done before the sun started going down, we'll finish it all up tomorrow hopefully.
>>672394134
>I'll probably crock in my early 50s
>tfw i get at least 80 years old, no matter what
It's in our family....my great-grandmother is celebrating her 100th birthday this year...and her brothers got ~80, my grandpais a heavy smoker and will reach his 80th year.....So i have enough time to build up a Reich
>>672394358
Atago has the biggest tiddies of all ships in KanColle
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/9/99/Chart-Breast.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131007023917
>>672394626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzLqr6fAe7Y
>>672394134
Yeah it was pretty good.
>>672394134
>Little Mac
Pls corrin is best smasher
>>672394908
>CA/ACR
Holy shit
>>672394908
You could still die, god forbid, in gunfire during your uprising. Assuming the muslims learn how to use guns and don't just rape you to death.
>>672395218
They're too busy raping goats to be fighting us
>>672394134
>Little mac rules all
More of a Marth player myself. Mac is cool, though.
>>672394631
Had some granola with milk for breakfast. Was good.
>>672394626
Hi!
>>672394568
Take a page out of your own book.
>>672394415
>Hopefully
I'll die a unlucky death (seagull swarm) surrounded by strangers, knowing my luck that is.
>>672394568
Fair point, have to hit myself over the head for not thinking that before posting what I said.
Haven't ask you yet, your weekend going good?
>>672394631
It's just one of those things you don't know to appreciate until someone brings it up.
>>672394908
Can't wait for the Reich I won't live to see, I'm sure you'll make it great.
>>672395174
Glad to hear it.
>best smasher
Have fun beating lesser Mac's speed.
>>672395218
I'm like a cockroach....i don't know how many times i survived things that'd actually killed people.... And i think the people here in Germany would love to see those sandniggers dead
>>672394908
>i have enough time to build up a Reich
For our children, for the future of our race! Heil Reich!
>>672394908
Hail Führer! Hail Reich!
>>672395363
Hello, Nate Anon
>>672395218
They're evolving? Impossible!
>>672394908
Step up, Iowa/Yamato/Bismarck
GO BIG OR GO HOME BTFU
>>672395532
One day you will make that dream a reality.
>>672395377
Well at least you won't die alone then.
>>672395342
So far we've been luckier in America. Shit still goes down all the time that the media doesn't mention though.
>>672395924
Yeah I know. But tbh I'd rather take terrorism than black lived matter rn. I like near Baltimore so I never get a minute without hearing it
>>672395363
Marth is also a cool character, I can respect that. You doing good man? I hope you're doing well.
>>672395924
And I'll be dying with my waifu unless he/she gets snipped off by said seagulls.
>>672396245
Being where I am sucks right now, you can't say shit about anything like that or you're a big bad racist.
>>672395924
>>672395840
>>672395610
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
Heil Tenryuu
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
>>672395363
Nice.
>>672395377
Then its still going well.
>>672381539
>>672381812
>>672381901
>>672382764
>>672384631
>>672391736
Now that's what I call good taste
>>672396420
Where are you at, hand-kun?
>>672396245
I'm so sorry. I live one house from the heroin capital of the U.S.
Well it was a few years ago haven't checked in a while.
>>672396420
You can't say anything anywhere against the consensuses of the media without being deemed an asshole. I say own it like Trump does. Fuck it!
>>672382764
Didn't notice you there, hi reinon! Great stories last night
Speaking of the Reich
>>672396578
The origin is here!
Maya Fey claimed.
what's up people?
>>672396678
>Baltimore is the heroine capital of the USA according to abcnews
Ayy lmao
>>672396831
origin?
>>672396420
I'm doing pretty good. Pulled myself together and gathered all of my ex's belongings in a big box. I put it outside my place with a sticky note saying she need not bother me ever again. Shooting the shit and playing smash with a buddy also helped.
>>672392103
Is he afraid of posting or something?
>Report in already you fucking coward
>>672393471
Sorry Nateanon, I had a hard time finding somewhere to eat.
I'm alright, glad to have you around.
How are you?
>>672396245
Well at least you'll have plenty of targets when the race war starts.
>>672396576
As long as milk gives me strength and comes from a great place in women, it's all good.
>>672396618
South, if Yuuko had to try and guess it I don't want to just say it.
>>672396678
I openly say most of the stuff I think anyway, aside from when it's a bit too extreme for public. Yeah, people can't just think for themselves anymore. They need people to feel for them.
>>672396944
Not much, wondering how long my chair will hold up for. You?
>>672397140
That's good to hear, glad you're doing better. You're better off without her anyway and you have a friend to spend time with which is great. Happy for you.
>>672396956
Welp, he's the reason why we are here today. He was the Origin. The Α. And I? I am the monument to all your sins. I am the Ω.
>>672397385
If you're in Baltimore you want to meet up at Otakon this year?
>>672397535
Ah, that explains it
>>672397535
vidya and pizza mostly. enjoying my weekend.
>>672397734
I live no where near Baltimore. Can you guess where i do live though? I find that using the clues people give you and guessing where people live is fun.
>>672397149
>I had a hard time finding somewhere to eat.
What did you end up getting? And where? I'm doing decent. Trying to keep myself occupied.
>>672397535
Yeah. Fuck her. Also helps being around fine people here in these threads. Random question: what's your favourite meal of the day?
>>672397734
>tfw "Schneemann" is the actual german word for snowman
Well, the way how they pronounce the german words in RWBY....it's actually a little bit cringy tbh.
>>672397649
He's the alpha and you're the omega? So he gave you the idea of the waifu threads? Or was he the first to respond to the first thread?
>>672397535
Just make sure not to over do it, I only drink about a glass of milk a day because, like with pretty much everything, if you over do it it can have some serious side effects. Think it was something around 3-4 glasses everyday for years but still.
Only negative side effect of Holstaur milk though is addiction to it, I know first hand.
>>672397649
You are the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end.
And I shall give unto him that is athirst for the milk of life freely.
>>672398081
I'm not even worried openly saying I'm from Texas, its bigger than most countries out there.
>>672398081
Oh that's a shame, hm Albuquerque or Philly?
>>672398117
I ate a bucket of KFC today...my meal of the day
>>672398258
No, he was the first one who made a thread, but with a different meaning (>post your waifu an i'll fap to her)....well, and from his threads i originated my threads for less lewd stuff. And now we're here today.
>>672398506
Nope, but i'd start with states.
>>672398422
I'm tracking your IP as we speak
You're fucking dead kiddo
>>672398422
>You are the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end.
And I shall give unto him that is athirst for the milk of life freely.
Yes. This. A million times this
>>672398747
Are you trained in gorilla warfare?
Anyways, sadly i have to wake up pretty early tomorrow (i hate train rides), so i get some sleep now. Thank you guys for the great time and see you guys tomorrow. And until then: Always bully the fat kids. They can withstand this. And bullets. And more.
>>672397739
Glad to hear it man, pretty much the same for me. Hope you enjoy the rest of it.
>>672398141
Yeah, always happy to have you here. Glad you're not bummed out over that.
>what's your favourite meal of the day?
Most anything with meat in it.
>>672398422
Yeah, moderation is key here. Never want to get addicted to milk, that would suck.
>You are the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. And I shall give unto him that is athirst for the milk of life freely.
Shoot spoiled milk at those red bastards and give them a good slap on the head.
>>672398747
1337 |-|4)(0|2
>>672395377
Oh, well, while I'm shuffling around inside the perimeter, I may as well answer:
I spent this morning filming a big career event at some job-skill training facility. It seemed to be an extension of aid for students just coming out of High-school, help finding jobs and getting a car, an apartment, that type of shit.
I don't remember accepting the job and I didn't enjoy doing it a single bit... but I said I would do it, so I did.
That is all.
>>672397649
>I am the Ω
You can't be. Or else I won't be able to keep my promise.
>>672398970
I'm trained in war ape.
>>672398984
Gute nacht, führer
-Atago
>>672398747
Come at me bro.
>>672398896
Its probably the only bible quote I remember, and all because of Fallout 3.
>>672398984
Goodnight.
>>672398990
>Never want to get addicted to milk, that would suck
Something is sucking alright.
Fuck commies though.
>>672398544
Interesting. I usually only eat once or twice myself. Sleep well.
>>672398990
>meat
Just thinking about a nice steak makes me hungry.
>Nateanon
>>672399504
>Its probably the only bible quote I remember
And what is with "We are Legion. We are many."
>>672398984
Goodnight Tenryuu, enjoy the train.
>>672399150
Keep on shuffling, like talking to you.
Yeah....I can see why you didn't enjoy an event like that, especially when you have to film something like that. I'd imagine it was crowded. At least it's done now, sorry that happened though.
>>672399504
>Something is sucking alright.
From the tit of desperate love. Commies are horrible.
>>672399613
Just seeing the damn word "nice steak" makes me hungry, holy hell.
>suggestive hand
>>672398990
>that would suck
>suck
Atago doesn't know how to respond to this
New thread or nay? I have nothing else to do tonight.
>>672398117
I had to walk around 40 minutes just to get some fries in a very small restaurant.
Could be worse.
>>672397385
He's not posting...
>He may An hero'd when I told him to kill himself for being normie scum.
Ruri.png
>>672399804
Go ahead mang
>>672399804
Yes
-Atago
>>672399804
Yes.
Nate.gif
>>672399804
I don't think this faggot is doing it, it's been ages.
>>672400498
Would be good bait if so
>yuuko
I think we need you, Hand. Can you make a thread?
>>672399741
I also remember "And then she turned into a pillar of salt" just because me and my best friend would laugh our assess off at that in high school.
>>672399744
Tits are love, tits are life. They sustain the young, are ascetic, fun to play with, and just generally awesome.
>>672400771
Eh. Go team flat.
>>672400745
There you go.
>>672401039
>>672401039
>>672401039
>>672400771
Tits are great, flat or big.
>>672400958
Mhmm.
>Skele hands
>>672391736
>tfw someone claimed my waifu first
I should probably start claiming her first from now on ;_;
