Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Remember: Guns don't kill people. It's mostly the bullet,
Best type moon claimed
claimed
Claimed
Claimed.
>>672347591
Hello Cowgirl-Anon. How's your day?
>>672348002
Hello Nijichou-Anon to which i strangely rarely talk to. How are you?
>>672348786
Hello Tachi. What are you doing at the moment?
So what are you all up to this evening?
I downloaded WoWs on my new laptop for shits and giggles. I don't have a mouse or a scroll wheel either. I think I'll hold off on playing it.
Global rule 13.
>>672349122
You should better get a mouse to play it. Trust me, you want one.
Besides that, hello Atago. Still feeling good in the 3rd gayest country in the world?
>>672349018
Hello ship Op. I'm mostly fine. Work is MIA. Just reading about biotechnology and listening to anti-feminists propaganda. What are you up to?
>>672349018
Its been alright, got a hair cut and I'm about to go build some stuff.
>>672349122
>>672349472
Eating chocolate, listening to depressing music and reading some of my new mangas. Also trying to think about something to play for the next hours....overall a pretty normal Saturday.
>>672349652
>build some stuff
Naughty stuff?
>German classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19K3EhUln4k
>activate the subtitles
>>672349472
They put the "pro" in propaganda
>>672349316
I really should get one. Any recommendations for tech lines to take?
>>672349018
Spending my weekend doing homework because I'm a nerd. Sounds exciting, don't it?
Stocking claimed.
At a friends house but I promised deliveries today
>>672349933
Any mice from Steelseries is pretty good, even the cheapest one. I personally use a Logitech G502 Proteus Core which is a little bit more expensive, but it's really nice. I like it. But if i'd be you, then i'd go with a mouse from Steelseries.
But those is only my opinion.
>>672350189
So exiting that is have the urge to play with a fork in my toaster.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>672347591
Best
>>672349877
You're people should not make porn.
Nah its a smoke house for smoking meats and stuff.
>>672350538
Emi a best.
>>672350985
German porn is the worst porn tbh, but at least they came stright to the sexual part. And why do you build a smokehouse? Preparing meat for WWIII?
>>672350538
You must proceed at high velocity
>>672351250
Why not? Preserves the meat longer and makes it taste better.
>>672351932
Roasted, cooked or smoked meat is always better than raw meat.
Just left work and have some time off. What's up?
>Rubyanon
>>672351932
Not a fan of smoked meats myself, but i can respect anyone who knows how to build stuff. I once try to fix a fence only cause it to collapse.
>>672349122
MY WAIFU HAS BEEN CLAIMED!!!!!!!!
>waifu
weeb faggots
>page 8
>page 9
Thread's going slow
I don't like slow
>>672352260
Hey rubyanon.
How have you been?
Best husbando claimed.
>>672353389
Been good. Work sucked though. Just getting ready to leave for a friends house. You?
>>672353624
I'm currently at a friends house.
Waiting for Rurianon so I can deliver my hollow kitty plush haha
Hey guys im back, i didnt have internet till today. Fuck this shit man
>>672354094
You're finally delivering huh? At least that means Stocking won't be up for grabs after
>Imagine if Ruri is a no-show just for today
Obligatory claim.
>>672354979
Hello!
>>672354688
Man, that must've been terrible. Were you able to keep yourself occupied during those dark days?
>>672354979
Hey there
>>672354688
Welcome back. What happened with the Internet?
>>672354711
If Ruri is absent I still keep Stocking.
I won't lose her, that'd suck having to stream my suicide.
>>672355066
Heyo Shiki, Saturday going well?
>>672355275
Hey, you sleep well?
>>672355415
Yup. Slept in a bit too much but I managed to make it to work on time
>>672355292
You could make a profit from it. Sell tickets for 50$ a piece and provide snacks
>>672356087
Just imagine what he could do with all that money.
>>672355415
Hello there
I'M GETTING REALY FUCKING TIRED OF THSE STUPID FUCKING THREAD FULL OF DIRTY BOOTLEG WEEBS WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A WAIFU IS
THEY KEEP ON PRETENDING LIKE CORY ISN'T THE ONLY FUCKABLE ANIME CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF WORLD
GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND DIE
>>672356087
At least you got to work on time, nice. Slept in a bit myself, glad you slept well.
>>672356318
Hey Yuuko, day going well?
>>672356318
Donate it to a suicide prevention hotline
>>672355415
Good, finally letting my foot get some rest by watching all Shinkai's movies
>>672356870
You hurt your foot or something?
>all
Damn.
>>672355236
Well my wifi wasnt doing jackshit but i could message people on whatsapp for fuck all reasons. On my phone right, i had no wifi no like internet from the provider nothing. So that
>>672355275
I dont fucking know the guy living here said that it stops after 7 a clock. And sometimes it doesnt
>>672356325
You probably dont even get the meme ye bitch
>>672356767
Living the dream.
>>672356839
No, they won't take my calls anymore.
>>672357192
>nudges head
Time to wake up.
>>672357192
>double reply
Couldn't someone fake multiple personas and kill themselves over a hotline call dozens of times and make a bunch of hotline call workers leave the business from trauma? Why hasn't someone done that yet?
They call it "Shitposting"
I call it "Funposting"
>>672356767
Plus since I got paid I can buy Chinese food tonight
>>672357073
>stops at 7 a clock
Jesus that is actually Hell. Sucks dude
>>672357192
>Not using *69 for anonymity
>>672357651
Hey Atago.
>milkposting
>>672357668
Also a plus, Chinese food is fucking good.
>>672357505
People are too busy calling 911 because KFC ran out of dipping sauce.
>>672357668
>Chinese food
That sounds good. mmmm
C.C. Claimed
>>672357505
>calls random number
>"hello, is this the suicide hotline?"
>"umm no?"
>"FUCK! I can't do anything right!"
>*Fake gunshot noise*
>drop phone on ground
>hold breath and lean into the phone to hear response
Sounds like fun
>>672356087
Perfect.
Gonna need the money for the afterlife.
>>672357894
Kek, making me realize why the call Vine "Vine".
>>672358107
Right? You're gonna tell me people haven't made their own little secret weekend groups where they just do that for shits and giggles? What a blast that would be. Make a Youtube channel for it and monetize off of their suffering.
>>672357885
>milkposting
>>672357885
>>672357894
My friend lives a block away from 3 Chinese places and they know us all on a first name basis.
Actually I'm pretty sure all the food joints here know us on that basis
>>672358129
You never know. God might be a dick and have an entrance fee
>>672358458
Could i get a glass of milk?
>>672358444
>Kek, making me realize why the call Vine "Vine".
You owe me new sides
>>672357035
Yeah I woke up a couple of days ago withpains when I moved the foot. Probably just strain, too many heavy boxes to third floor.
>damn
They're not very long for the most part, they are emotionally exhausting though.
>>672358619
>entrance fee
I guess the jewish god was the right one
That explains the golden gate.
>>672358444
Oh shit, took me a while to get this. So true
>>672358655
I don't have near as much as Holstaur would
>resources are running low
>>672358619
Now I'm hungry, Chinese food is the answer to all of our problems.
>>672358698
If it keeps on get a doctor to check that out, you're probably right on it just being a strain though. Hope it gets better.
I have trouble tanking multiple movies, I can do it but it requires free day and nothing to do.
>>672358889
>>672358679
Racist jokes are great. Never got why people hate them so much, it trivializes racism by making it a joke. You don't see people getting smoked over holocaust joke.
>>672358444
You're not even checking those, hand-kun.
>>672355292
Heyo there
>>672359378
I'd rather sit next to an actual racist like a KKK member than an asshole college student who can't take a joke.
>>672359472
>obligatory hello, how are you.
>>672358889
>the Jews were right
Man that's depressing
>>672359472
>>672355292
Ruri is here. Time for delivery
>>672359472
Good to see you Rurianon!
Delivery as promised.
Guess who
>>672359625
Yeah, I've known a few guys who were friends with KKK members. Funny bunch.
>>672359472
Well now I don't have to now that you've checked them. Doing good?
>>672359851
Nice.
>>672360008
Happy Thanksgiving.
>>672360008
who?
>>672359625
My friend group is me (white Italian), a Redskin, a Jew, and a 1/4 black kid who thinks he's not really mocha. Also theres a Sicilian communist who is voting for trump and a lesbian
>>672359851
Delivered like Digiornos
>>672360168
>>672360122
>>672360111
It's MIZUKI!
Defused trap.. ya know... waifu material
well I'm back once again, been a while.
>>672359138
But cow milk is dangerous for a ship....think about the fuel lines and the hull of the ship. Ship milk is definetly better for ships.
>>672360111
nice trips
>tfw Atago looks better in the anime than in the game
Alucard claimed
>>672360231
Your social group is the true melting pot and nobody involved is getting raped. Glorious.
>>672360008
Been a while. What you been up to?
>>672360231
>a Sicilian communist who is voting for trump
>communist
Why isn't she voting for Bernie?
>>672360359
Ah, yes. I remember now.
>>672360509
Heya Yuuko!
Was visiting a uh.. .what's it called in english...
Job exhibition? Future Job exhibition? Something like that so I kind of get what I want to do in the future.
Besides that, usual quarrel with parents and shit
>>672360423
Master!
>>672360377
Same thing with Fubuki. I think they just didn't care about the vanilla ship models
>>672359625
>obligatory fine thank you, sticking to vidya - how about you
>>672359851
Glad to see you too, Stockinganon
Great plushie, was it really a gift?
>Thanks for delivering!
>>672360122
>22
Stop it hand-kun
Doing alright, just forced to install LoL again so I can get a small chance of socializing at tonight's party.
>>672360521
He wants Bernie, but he says realistically Shillary will get the nomination. Plus he doesn't give a shit anymore
>>672360509
That's because we're all filled with white blood and don't have any refugees in our group
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
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And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, gotta live and learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one things to do
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No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
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Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, gotta live and learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one things to do
I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
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I'll make it through,
Oh, yeah!!
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, gotta live and learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one things to do
I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Follow me
I'll make it through,
Oh, yeah!!!
>>672360821
That calling job still holding up well?
>>672361058
If this race has proven anything. America doesn't give a shit anymore.
>>672361138
...Sonic? Really?
Sonic Adventure Battle 2?
Escape from the city
I wish they'd make a good sonic game again...
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, gotta live and learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one things to do
I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Follow me
I'll make it through,
Oh, yeah!!!!
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, gotta live and learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one things to do
I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Follow me
I'll make it through,
Oh, yeah!!!!!
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, gotta live and learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one things to do
I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Follow me
I'll make it through,
Oh, yeah!!!!!!
>>672360891
Hi police girl
>hide post button
>>672361283
No. I'm quitting this month. I get home with suicide thoughts. I don't want to go there anymore.
Ah, but I'm thinking about starting a advanced technical college or... uh.. college of higher education (dunno, leo says it's that) and get into IT
or maybe start at a private university and start game design... would be fun too
Got some other things from the exhibition too
G L O B A L
L R U L E
O U 1 3
B L 3
A E
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>>672361559
I'll give you credit, you're dedicated to trying to derail a Waifu thread.
>>672361283
Even the politicians don't care. Jim Webb just said he'll vote for Trump and John McCain said he might vote Hillary. What a clusterfuck
>>672361931
And now he feels satisfaction because you replied and will continue....
>>672361848
That's not a signature or avatar sadly
just plain old spam
>>672362107
Nah rule 10 famalam
>>672361848
Hello again rule 13-anon
>>672361696
Funny we were just talking about the suicide hot line. If you're going for higher education what was your original degree?
>>672361931
>The republican nominee is hated by all major republicans
>>672362187
How retarded are you?
>>672362232
Off by one.
>>672362107
Even the undesirable deserve a bit of attention at least once. That's all Hitler tried to do.
>>672362232
And the Democratic nominee is hated by almost everyone on both parties
>>672362291
Off by 3.
>>672362232
I tried Law since I had an awesome teacher.
Sadly university is much worse than school ever was
so maybe a colleg where I have a routine and things like in school. Maybe that's more my thing
>>672360940
My craft has been perfected, next up you're getting singles.
>LoL
Not a big fan of MOBAs myself but hey whatever folks your stroke. Have fun playing that.
>>672362433
Off by 0.
>>672362472
Off by 5.
>>672362490
Off by 2.
>>672362291
*sigh*
I don't have the nerve to read every rule and report it for spam when I can simply ignore some sonic lyrics
>>672362495
Off by 4.
>>672362507
Off by 4.
>>672362532
Off by 1.
>>672362612
Off by 1
>>672362472
Sssshhhh if she hears you she'll send in the assassins.
>>672362495
Unfortunately, i don't think those exist. But school isn't for everyone.
>>672362661
Off by 5.
>>672362668
Off by 2.
>>672362703
Off by 3.
>>672362864
Yup, I'll sit and will probably talk this through with my parents I have a high now with them
We'll see
What about you? How's life for you?
>>672362783
Off by 5.
>>672362816
Off by 5.
>>672362856
Off by 1.
Off by 0
>>672362864
Off by 2.
>>672362900
Off by 0.
Weather's nice today.
>Off by 2
>>672362932
Off by 1.
>>672362980
Off by 3.
>>672363303
Oops, I forgot to post my pic
>Off by 1
>>672363030
Off by 3.
/Off by [0-9]\./;boards:b
>>672362668
He's calling you a retard because you're missing his point. We're all breaking rule 13.
>>672363039
Off by 5.
>>672363030
Meh. Same old same old.
This week cops threatened to arrest me, shiting blood, and shit posting. Usual.
Not that i wish to get into it.
Any weekend plans?
>>672363098
Off by 1.
>>672363154
Off by 1.
>>672363207
Off by 4.
>>672363481
But we still exist somehow. Maybe we're either too retarded to leave ot we're too stubborn.
>>672363216
Off by 5.
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Off by 3.
>>672363303
Off by 3.
>>672363315
Off by 4.
>>672363548
>Weekend plans
It's sunday in 4 hours...
Tomorrow I'll just talk with my parents about my future
Shitting blod? doesn't sound too good. Why did the cops threaten to arrest you? You don't seem like the violent or shouting type
>>672363481
ah, i see
in that case I am a retard. Nothing new
>>672363764
Maybe one day we'll have the waifu thread /b/ day and we'll all die on the battlefield
>>672363343
Off by 1.
>>672363764
Haha. We've existed for months. The mods will get around to purging us.
>>672363391
Off by 3.
Alright I'm headed out. I'll be back on later tonight maybe. See ya guys.
GLOBAL
RULE
13
>>672363764
While we're getting purged the drawthreads and furries run around freely.
>>672363764
Probably both, but a lot of the global rules are useless and/or not enforced.
>>672364041
Oh ya time zones
Na i'm an asshole
>Not that i wish to get into it.
>>672364166
Mods don't want to make waves anymore.
>>672364280
Goodbye
>>672364322
Well of course they encompass the true spirit of modern /b/
>>672364280
Alright, goodnight. Sleep warm and well.
>>672364288
Thanks for bumping the thread so much.
>>672364280
Good night!
>>672363398
Off by 1.
>>672364440
heh, still you seem like a fun asshole
But american police is a bit harsher than here I think... probably because of the gun regulations.
>Mods don't want to make waves
Heh, just think back when there was W.T. Snacks Holy shit that guy was nuts
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Td2j-GPbTk
I'm listening to this for quite some while now
GLOBAL
RULE
13
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>>672364921
Off by 1.
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>>672362433
You're no better than the ones you hate so much
>>672364975
I know that.
This thread is going alright
>>672365207
Off by 4.
>>672364832
I'm white so the cops don't bother me much.
In fact like with black people the cops only bother me when i'm being an asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A
Also Muh gun rights
>>672365162
Claim a waifu then.
>>672365207
yep
>>672365207
At least people aren't lewdposting?
>>672365308
>Claim a waifu then.
I already did, I just didn't avatarfag.
>>672365332
>>672364975
Who do I hate so much?
>>672365541
Lewd....
>>672364921
Global Rule 10
Global Rule 12
Global Rule 15
faggot
back to /mlp/
>b-but I'm not posting ponies
Only Bronies go all white knighty in here
>>672365308
I don't know if drawthreads ever get spammed.
I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't.
>>672365332
You're right, hand-kun.
>Atleast Miho isn't here.
>>672365541
I thought you were better than this.
>>672365922
You're no better
>poke
>>672365696
>Global Rule 10
Only one I'm breaking but it's worth the ban.
>Global Rule 12
Not impersonating anyone.
>Global Rule 15
Didn't post pony shit
kys
>>672365308
I see, still fun
the video too
>>672365541
nice
>>672365922
dat filename
as far as I know, drawthreads to get spammed since they aren't always drawing requests
>>672366167
in that case Global Rule 2
gtfo
>>672365922
Miho's cool though...
>>672366129
>You're no better
He's right, you know. You were posting lewds yesterday as well Ruri.
>smug hands
50 degrees out finally
>>672366167
And I forgot Global Rule 7
>/faq/
>Understand the rules before you begin posting!
>>672366653
I didn't report this thread, Nor did I say I did.
Only now am i realizing that avatar fagging is against the rules.
I had no idea. Don't worry i'll never post again.
Rules and restrictions are what we value most in this borderline libertarian site.
>>672367135
ikr
I'll make sure to tell m00t you fucking faggot
>>672367135
RIP Yuuko. The candle that burned twice as bright and twice as long.
nananana
Da fuck is going on here?
>>672366527
Her boobs are really big arent they?
>>672367135
Good anon!
>>672367676
>>672367624
and her tighs are thick man
>>672367589
dat fucking faggot is avatar fagging
... new thread?
New, fresh and OP-certified
>>672368075
>>672368075
>>672368075
>>672367827
WAIFU FAGS BTFO
MODS=GODS
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