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>>672336882
They aren't called "rowboats".
my butt is eager for dick
>>672337070
uhh kayaks?
>>672337194
Shells. Or racing shells.
>>672337366
never would've guessed it.
>>672337590
You learn something new and pointless every day.
>never told anyone I'm gay
>all my friends figure it out at some point
what the fuck
I don't think I act gay, but maybe I do and I never noticed.
>>672337705
you don't?
>>672337902
maybe its the way you dress and never get any chicks back to your apartment
>>672338048
this guy has some serious wisedom to share
>>672337921
I was using the 'royal' "you'.
>>672338188
I wish I did
>>672338375
and you knew I knew that
How do you guy come out of closet /b/
>>672338048
I dress fairly casually, and I don't think any of my friends have gotten any chicks either.
>>672338604
I would never let something as simple as that stop me.
>>672338709
Hi hi Kat/10
>>672338863
hai K B
>>672338702
i didn't
>>672338749
maybe its your hair? idk then
>>672338863
should've rolled with the punches
>>672338749
so you are surrounded by gay friends
>>672339152
If I roll over the towel will stop soaking the water out of my bed.
>>672339231
No, I've seen their porn. They're either straight or in colossal denial.
>>672339152
Maybe. It's curly, thick, and blonde, but I don't really know what to do with it so I just let it do its thing.
>>672339410
how can you even use a laptop lying down
it fucks up your posture
>>672339521
maybe they've looked at your porn?
>>672339521
denial it is.
also it sounds pretty awesome to have only gay friends since a gangbang is still unchecked in my list
>>672339746
My posture is beyond fucked already, what's a few more hours?
>>672339924
its not too late to fix it
>>672339746
I don't see how some of them would have. One of them has never talked to the others, has never even been in my house or near my computer, and figured it out within a few months of meeting me.
>>672340146
I should probably contribute to the thread while I'm at it
>>672340146
how did you know he found out?
>>672340390
"Hey, you're gay, right?"
>>672340115
You're right, I've got plenty of time to fix it. So why worry about it right this second?
>>672340146
You probably act gayly.
>>672340522
sounds like a good friend
>>672340578
because why leave for tomorrow what can be done today
>>672340522
one thing i still dont understand
why bother?
so they know you are gay, so what...?
>>672340578
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. I don't want to look like an overly flamboyant homoman.
>>672340823
I don't particularly care and neither do they, but I don't want to come across as a flaming faggot to every new person I meet.
>>672340737
I don't want to do it today.
>>672340923
It only takes one or two compounding slip-ups. And if there's any hesitation or weird reaction when they ask you if you're gay you're sunk. You're done for.
>>672341186
Well if someone asks I'm not going to lie, but ideally it won't get to the point where they'd ask.
>>672341329
You just have to preemptively ask them if they're gay, and be really judgmental about it. Throw them off your scent.
>>672341831
that will turn out really weird if he ever comes out of the closet
>>672342069
Just start giving him a handjob while going on about how much you hate his faggot guts if that ever happens.
Gaaay
>>672342372
ur gay
>>672342320
pretty much like that, yea
>>672346014
i love this character
>>672346014
could we have a bit more comics in these kind of threads?
plz
I'm the kind of guy who needs context for that kind of thing.
I like my porn to have a story.
>>672346282
I bet you love your mom too you nerd.
>>672346444
I don't like dumping comics.
>>672346487
ew no thats gay
>>672346487
then i'll pass this request on to all the other people in this thread
>>672346589
You're not going to hear any arguing from me.
>>672346748
darn i like it when they put up a fight
>>672346935
I bet you have an interesting online dating profile.
>>672347132
if i had one it would probably just be a link to f-list and a lenny face
>>672347408
You'd pull all the cuties that way.
>>672347639
more like all the weird kinky fuckers
but thats probably what im going for anyway
>>672347805
I thought you were going for painful urination. Well, I guess they go hand-in-hand.
>>672348076
thats really just more of a bonus that comes with it
>>672347408
this is probably as honest as you can get
>>672348321
i dont really have any delusions of how good i am with this kind of thing, its amazing that anyone has decided to date me
>>672348266
Bonus sounds like someone from New Jersey saying boners. Fun fact.
>>672348550
how does it feel knowing that youve permanently ruined an entire word for me
>>672348816
Only about 16,000 to go.
>>672349118
that number seems low, are there really only that many english words
>>672349369
I was going off of a vocabulary size estimate.
>>672349513
>not memorizing the dictionary in your free time
>>672349753
Not everybody loves diction as much as you do.
>>672349853
you know how i love a guy with a nice big diction
>>672350041
One could say you have an addiction to it.
>>672350218
how ever could you have come to such a prediction
>>672350529
You like penis a lot.
>>672350972
*indignant gasp and vague dismissive hand gesture*
>>672351166
You also like butts and cum and stuff. I read it in your blog, "I Like Butts and Cum and Stuff."
>>672350972
NO WAY!
>>672351331
damn my secret is out, i thought no one would ever see through the subtle title
side question, do i cook taco meat or be a lazy fuck and order a pizza
>>672351630
Cook taco meat to put on your meat lovers' pizza once it arrives.
>>672351799
genius, the world needs more innovators like you
>>672351166
what a qt
>>672352022
you're the real qt anon
>>672352152
Don't lie to the poor boy.
>>672352152
I'll share the cuteness with you
>>672352303
don't crush my dreams fam
>>672352303
well maybe he is a qt, you don't know. besides calling someone cute increases the odds of getting your dick sucked by like 70%
>>672352460
in bed tonight
>>672352460
I don't have a crush on your dreams, we're just friends.
>>672352501
It also increases your chances of getting punched in the face by about 90%.
>>672352728
ill take those odds
>>672352613
lewd
i like it
>>672352728
we can be butt buddies
>>672352945
I figured you might.
>>672353024
I think I'll pass.
>>672353024
ill be butt buddies with you friend-o
>>672353113
why would you not want to be butt buddies with this poor anon
>>672353113
I think you need some cuddles
>>672353298
a generous offer
>>672353298
My butt is a lone wolf, going wherever the wind takes it.
>>672353455
*wherever the cock takes it
>>672356958
this makes me diamonds
tfw kaybe is all alone
Yeah, it's pretty slow. I might have to take a nap.
jk you have a fan now
you should take a nap though, naps are great. ill be afk making tacos in a few minutes when the meat thaws out anyway
mmm tacos
tacos probably the best food imo
>>672357682
i dunno about that
i likes sushi
h-hi everyone
>>672357940
actually cant stand sushi, something about the texture or whatever i dunno
>>672358149
sup nerd
>>672359342
no go take a nap
>>672360170
Okay.
>>672362860
if you decide not to take a nap >>672360340
