What happens after death?
It doesn't matter. If it did, we would be able to affect the outcome of it.
*unsheathes katana
wanna find out? yeah, didn't think so.
now beat it
>>672296187
you die
>>672296187
Life for the others goes on.
>>672296289
so only things we can affect the outcome of matter?
>>672296187
What happen when you don't wake up ever again?
The person you became meets the person that you could have been.
>>672296423
No.
>>672296316
>after death
>you die
So you die and then you die?
JESUS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW HIM?
>>672296508
exactly
>>672296316 up'dboat
You can't save nudes anymore.
>>672296187
Generally, your body decays.
>>672296187
you gain access to the next level if you managed to beat this level by completing all the objectives
You wake up.
>>672296187
not this you weeb cunt
We all laugh about it.
Who fucking knows for sure.
>>672296187
It's like sleeping, forever. without any self conscience, never waking up. there's nothing you can do to stop it and there's nothing you can do to wake up.
>>672297427
I've had this though before.
>>672296187
>What happens after death?
Same as before birth
>You remember that, right?
>>672297572
I have the thought every fucking night and i can't stop thinking about it. I hate going to sleep because it's just a reminder to me of what it's like to die.
>>672296187
haha yea pretty hot guys you know haha but seriously, you know what they say about women. "You're worth as how tight your pussy is"
haha truth man you know hahah
>>672296187
I dont know, but i'd like to see my mum again.
You will first get offered another life. If you do not take it they will try to force you. During this whole process you are free to leave at any time. If you leave you are free to explore the cosmos and chose another body if you want to. Beware though, other souls are fighting for the good ones. I have experienced death. It is kinda shitty. Not the worst thing. Id definitely rather have a body. Almost all sensory input is lost. No pain but no pleasure. There is still imagery but it is in like varying shades of darkness. It is all very vague. Like I said youre going to want another body. Not on this shitty planet but you will want another one. A lot of us take what we can get. Sometimes the suffering here is worth it because things are just so strange and dull without all these beautiful senses. There are many ways to experience your soul without your body. You need to find a way to break the tether.
>>672296187
Nothing happens after death, other than decay or cremation of the body.
>>672297832
>An unusually pity pasta
>>672297882
Oh FFS you child. I don't want to see my mother ever again, and she's still alive
>What is it with Americans and their mothers? Anyone would think Oedipus wasn't Greek
Read the chapter in David Eagleman's "Sum: Fourty Tales of the Afterlife" called "Metamorphosis."
That's what I think happens.
>>672297929
Who is they? What drugs are you on?
>>672297929
sounds like a near death experience, death is a lot more complicated than that. The human mind doesn't really do it justice but its not really supposed to.
>>672298047
Anon cant be American. Spells "mom" as "mum"
>>672298132
Actually I would have thought dead was a lot LESS complicated.
>>672296187
A man's death is more of a survivors affair than his own.
>>672296187
I cannot say for sure, but I have seen the dead walk in the dark and unloved places of man's domain, in the hollow spaces where we are not meant to go they dwell. Doing god only knows what.
>>672297014
from what I've gathered from almost dieing sober and doing more than a few psychedelics this is probably the truest post imo. You just happen to define your own objects. Death isn't really that complex in the grand scheme but is really just another biological stage, nothing to truely fear although very permanent. Shit gets interesting when you take time out of the dimensional perspective though.
>>672298167
Ah, a good point well made - I'll withdraw on this occasion but, citing apple pie, maintain my generalism still applies
>I'm surprised he hasn't responded with "hurr durr, I'm not American" like the child he clearly is
I dont know what'll happen, but I do imagine that we go "somewhere."
For me, it'll a place when my family was whole and happy once more.
>>672296187
decomposition
Some say eternal paradise if you're good, eternal damnation if you're bad. Some say everything goes black. Some believe in being reincarnated. I figure the best thing you can do is roll the dice and follow the crowd. I've found that it's good to have a sense of humor with things.
>>672298331
from what I've gathered from reading your post, you're retarded if you believe that crap, that or the psychedelics have fucked with your capacity for rational thought
>>672298194
you are correct, I mean complicated from our perspectives since we don't have any connection to it. Ultimately its just a part of biology though. You cant break it down into humanistic afterlifes because its just more(less?) than that. I guess thats my point.
>>672297092
I wish. Real life has been feeling less real and my dreams feel so goddamn alive. I feel I hear things in the background that just don't fit. I wish..
>>672296187
There's a big party
>>672296187
No one knows.
>>672298419
>but I do imagine that we go "somewhere."
>For me, it'll a place when my family was whole and happy once more.
Another faggot that can't handle that life is an accident in a large, cold and uncaring universe. Thoughts like yours are why religions exist
>>672298104
I dont know much about "they" but they are a group of strange creatures that were scattered all over the cosmos during the death of some lovecraftian god type thing. They dont have souls like we have souls. Or at least they dont think they do. They were like the first immortal beings, but they can be killed. It just hasnt been done. They are hiding right now. I believe they are somewhere very cold. Has something to do with the technology they use. The "god" from the old testament was one. All that trickery was technology. Theyre douchebags I know that. They control the general direction of society. They are trying to hinder our progress. They are very afraid of us. Thats about all I know. Drugs? Waiting for family to sleep so I can drink.. you can probably tell why. Im probably insane. I can hide it though. Do you think Im crazy? Do you think Im an AI?
>>672296187
You start to ascend past the 7th solar plane into the array of eternal void.
We'll finally be free.
>>672296187
God is a hive-like being composed of the souls of all sentient things. He scatters those souls all over existence into things to give them life. With that life we come to be and go through many experiences until our bodies die and our souls return back to the hive. It's like recon.
>>672298517
please the point is its subjective to your viewpoint. I don't buy into any afterlife crap outside of the final moment before death where you come to terms with it, which is just intrinsic biology. There is something to be said about that but what is after is purely a void.
>>672296187
Does it matter? You wont be alive enough to care.
>>672298608
At least I hope there is. I already bought the kegs for your after party.
This thread got me like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcKinnMXuKg
>>672296187
No one knows and if someone is to even presume to know instantly would out you as a retard
/thread
>>672296187
Nobody knows, and anyone that tells you otherwise is a goddamn liar
"Just because we're all doomed, doesn't mean we can't have a good time."
>>672299014
>>672299030
ayyy hivemind
>>672296187
The solipsist in you wants to believe something special happens, but anything that happens after death has to liturally happen at the end of the universe. An eternity will pass and one may never experience anything. But if there is some afterlife where we get come back, we ate already there. Because it would have to rip or souls through all of space and timeinto a new universe a virtual eternity in the future, or dimensions.
>>672299063
we ll im retarded i ment
>>672299014
>>672298961
not this other nigger
In reality it would be nice to know. But isnt that one of the trials of being human?
>>672299140
>rip or souls through all of space and timeinto a new universe a virtual eternity in the future, or dimensions
what the fuck are you smoking
don't worry anon, i died before. what i can say is everyone goes to heaven, even hitler. tho your life would be pointless to be like hitler, he is nothing to his and your and my old souls. life is a walk on the beach, when you die you wake up like it was nothing. you add the good, leave the bad, and go to a perfect place. you may have dough's anon, but trust me, you are fine life is worth it and no one really needed to know what was after death because everything was fine all along.
short answer, we are asleep in heaven right now..
>>672296983
Pic related?
>>672299140
>>672299260
I don't know either, but I think I want some.
>>672298759
>but is really just another biological stage
as in non-biological; biological; non-biological?
>because that's the sequence
>>672299466
I am saying that the consciousness coming to terms with its death is biological and not spiritual.
>>672298961
>>672299014
The next step for you guys is Pascal's Wager
>>672299260
Okay take all the information from your entire life and compress it into a finite self. That is essentially your soul. I didnt want to say you multidimensional body over time, because its too dry. But think about it. If individuals dont create the universe by existing in it, the universe has to not exist before anything new could happen. If you want to take a person, you would take their whole self, not just them when they were twenty or thirty. You would take thwir entire timeline and cut and paste it into a new universe.
>>672296311
>What happens after I die and what will it feel like?
>Well, what did you feel before you were born?
>Nothing...
You simply, will not exist. The absence, of presence.
>>672298710
Damn close but the hive basically permiates all things because the physical world is just a thought of the hive. A collective thought by infinite (yet somehow none) souls. The souls animate all things, all matter, because we are in constant motion. Dying does not return the souls to the hive. They never left. Dying is the end of your body, but it was never really yours in the first place. Our conciousness is the interpretation of the collective inputs your body receives. The brain is a tool and cockpit to the soul. You can clearly look at the behavior of young humans and see that they are closer to death than the elders. They have their full intellect from day one. It is just filtered through a stumpy little underdeveloped body. Ever met a baby that can speak a language its never heard or a child that remembers a past life? I HAVE. Some people cant handle success. I CAN. I always use DOVE. DOVE is the secret to success.
>>672299648
>Pascal's Wager
naa even if there was a heaven and all the other adorable children's fairytales all were real then if god was all forgiving then there would be no true eternal suffering only like a few year of suffering max. Even stalin himself would eventually get into heaven. So taking that into consideration i'm fine just sitting here not knowing shit.
>>672296187
Isn't it obvious? We play on saxophone in girly cabaret in New Orleans.
>>672296187
you, the one that died, begin the process of rot while others - they have a unforgettable necrophilic fuck fest
>>672299431
Everything is quantifiable, even the chaotic future. simply because death. Most humans will never leave earths gravity, and thats a stable statement as far as entropy is conserved.
420
>>672296187
you turn into what you made of yourself
>>672296311
>>672299721
can i take my cheetos with me to the new timeline?
>>672296187
this. we're all dead and this is hell.
>>672299946
You've never actually read it, have you?
>>672296187
Lolis.
Lots and lots of lolis.
>>672300070
Damn skippy mate.
>>672299996
Concerned? I think entropy is often misinterpreted. Its been a long time since Ive indoctrinated myself to physics and shit so correct me if Im wrong but take stars for instance. Theyre constantly breaking down but theyre always reforming. I think the idea was that nothing is stable, but all THINGS are evolving. We are stabilizing. It is our job to do so. And one day we will gather ourselves together again and unite as one. Then we will begin again as all systems do.
>>672300126
They don't teach you shitty philosophy in trade school. So a quick google search gave me all the info I need on it.
>the argument that it is in one's own best interest to behave as if God exists, since the possibility of eternal punishment in hell outweighs any advantage of believing otherwise.
>>672300070
Only organic cheetos in the new world my friend
>>672296508
You have a flash back leading up to your time of death causing another flash back in an infinite cycle. Deja vu.
>>672300157
Get the fuck out of here you loser
You have your memories taken away and are reborn again into a never ending self sustainin state of pain and misery
>>672300593
y u do dis
>there's no organic hot cheetos
y even exist at all fam
>>672296187
Worms eat you.
As you get closer to death your brain starts producing DMT, which makes it seem that you're going to heaven or hell or some shit, but you're just tripping so hard you have no idea.
After you die your mind ceases to work. Just as you dont remember anything before being born.
>>672300693
Isanami. Mend your wrong doings, and you get a chance at rebirth.
>>672296187
Maybe you'll find out someday, it's less scary than it seems
>>672300934
nigga you ain't know shit
>>672300157
I hope you're right anon
>>672300696
>>672300496
No system anywhere has ever started anew, there is no physical pheonix.
Im not telling you you are wrong about the evolving system part, but it is slowly evolving into a universe where humans cannot exist and life would eventual blink into the void.
There are four main attributes of the universes finite livable nature.
Heat death
That energy is radiating outward in all the void.
Hawking radiation
That points of infinite density are impermenant and transform information into dark energy.
the doppler shift
The measure of dark energy pushing all objects away from each other, until even the strong nuxlear force is overcome
And particle degredation
Since there is no new source of massive particles and things like protons and neutrons decay eventually into neutrinos and light
I think life is the universe's immune system, fighting the void. Its my purpose at minimum. Otherwise there is that fabled love illusiv to catch easy to dream.
>>672300571
Good. You've taken the first step in self-education. You'll also have noticed that Pascal does not mention any all-forgiving deity that becomes a get-out-of-jail-free card
>shitty philosophy
>teaches a person how to think, not what to think
Oh, btw, I'm an engineer who wasn't formally taught philosophy either
>>672300157
>>672301476
if there is a hell then i hope both you closet pedo niggas both end up there
>>672301281
Thank you for the insightful explanation you niggerfaggot
>>672301597
If they have the lolis, then sign me up.
>>672298286
Care to explain?
I don't think there's anything after death. I don't remember a damn thing from a beforelife, why should there be an afterlife?
I hope there is one though, one where we can all shitpost together to our hearts' content. See you fuckers there.
>>672298521
Then how is it, how would you describe what you think that happens??
you're reincarnated as a nigger
>>672296187
You are free. And Happy.
>>672297427
WAKE ME UP
>>672301582
No you pretentious faggot I wasn't saying that whatever this Pascal guy was preaching was a get out of jail free card I was saying that because in the bible the christian folk preach about forgiveness and whatnot so there wouldn't ever be permanent hell if one was sent to such and as such no one has to care about pascals wager in the first place and so people can be content with knowing shit and not presuming to know shit.
>>672298655
How do you know this, why are they afraid and how is the process of getting a new body, how did you get back to earth and 4chan in particular??
Who cares
>>672301597
>>>/reddit/
>>672302200
someone's who's about to die
>>672299336
You mean you have memories of heaven and your past lives?? Care to explain?
>>672302274
gween tea
>>672301597
>pedo niggers
>not knowing where they are
welcome to 4chan
check your privileges at the door and leave your morals at 9fag
>>672302274
>>672301779
I want to be the little girl.
>>672297821
>yep
>>672302274
>>>/7chan/
>>672300157
72 lolis
>>672302283
Good luck, and may Gods love be with you. Fear not death, fear not having loved as we love.
>>672302401
>Thread subject is "What happens after death?"
>posts loli
go back to pol or h or whatever but leave
>>672301907
Words don't really do it justice, I had a near death experience and I can't really say I know though because I only perceived I was about to die, but even then I starkly remember being surprised how basic (or at least not very grandeur or spiritual) and almost mathematical it was, its really just a void and those few seconds before are designed to help you cross over easier. Its like an automatic switch gets thrown in your brain when it realizes its about to be non existent and in response gives you a few seconds for your consciousness to get it together/come to terms with death/do who knows what, I guess its totally different per person. Hard to fathom maybe but really nothing crazy.
>>672296187
world goes on, you dont. nothing more to it really.
>>672302646
thanks
I'll be carried to the Halls of Val Halla to feast and fight until Ragnarok.
WHO FUCKING CARES.
>>672296187
If I meet God, I will kill God.
If I meet Buddha, I will kill Buddha.
>>672296187
your soul returns to the Immortal Emperor of Man
>>672302070
I see from that semi-coherent stream of invective and your clear lack of comprehension of the points I (and Pascal) were making that the journey you face to some form of education is going to be long and arduous.
>I'm staggered you can even use a computer...or for that matter, breathe unaided
>>672302661
>thinks there's rules to /b/
>thinks moral things
you're in /b/ newfag
the only rule that truly applies is pony shit in /mlp/
>>672302070
>so people can be content with knowing shit and not presuming to know shit.
you've raised that to an art-form
>>672302990
>I see from that semi-coherent stream of invective and your clear lack of comprehension of the points I (and Pascal) were making that the journey you face to some form of education is going to be long and arduous.
>I'm staggered you can even use a computer...or for that matter, breathe unaided
Holy shit I can smell your fedora from here
>>672299784
>thatsthejoke.jpg
>retard
>>672302058
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>672296406
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!
>>672303097
Nice riposte - positively Wildean in it's originality and incisiveness
>now fuck off, you retarded child
>>672296187
Well, first you shit and piss yourself
then your family buries your body
and after that, the world keeps on
>>672296187
Your life will continue on through the memories of others. How others will remember you is entirely up to your actions as of now.
As much as I want to believe in the concept of "heaven and hell", it's hard to do so now in this day and age. I'd like to think my way of seeing it is a more realistic, but still optimistic way of looking at what's after death.
>>672296187
Jesus puts His winkie in your ear and His thumb in your poo hole, which makes you an homogay.
>Nice riposte - positively Wildean in it's originality and incisiveness
Holy shit man keep typing to me. You gotta become a new meme.
>>672303253
Do you talk like this in person?
>>672299800
not entirely true. for the first couple of billion years yes, we will just cease existing. but after the entire universe has ended and been compressed into the singularity it once was, there will be another big bang. since this cycle will be repeated an infinite amount of times, one day the exact combination of molecules that makes up your body now will come together again and you will be a animu watching neckbeard once again. over and over and over and over. for all infinity. this is what will really happen, if you leave out god, a soul or any of that shit
>>672303505
>implying the rate of expansion of the universe hasn't vastly exceeded its own escape velocity
>>672296187
Samsara will reincarnate the dead into new life, maybe even into a god if one was very benevolent in his or her life.
>>672296187
God
>>672296289
Are you saying:
>it doesn't matter, therefore we cannot control it.
Or
>we cannot control it, therefore it doesn't matter.
They're two different statements.
>>672303457
yes, depending on the circumstances
>it sounds doubly incongruous with a Birmingham accent, as we are stereotypically regarded as the thickest people in the UK.
I will admit that sometimes the synapses don't fire as quickly as they once did, so sometime a little crafting can improve the written phrase, something you can't do to the spoken word
>>672303798
>muh pain
>>672303434
being educated is a meme now?
>and there was me thinking education was like Millhouse where memes were concerned
>>672304004
You sound like a pretentious faggot. If reincarnation is real then hope to god that you reincarnate into less of a fedora mouthbreather
>>672304182
you will know my pain if you dont shut up...
>>672296187
They way your consciousness observes the universe changes. Currently, you are observing the universe through the use of eyesight, smell, touch, hearing and taste. When you die, your body will slowly degrade, and you will become part of the universe. You may live your next life as a tree or some shit. You are always observing the universe, just in different ways.
>>672304196
>Nice riposte - positively Wildean in it's originality and incisiveness
>Positively Wildean
>Positively
>Wildean
kill yourself
>>672303931
The last statement is true in the case of death
>>672303046
youre the worst type of newfag
>>672303670
>implying the expansion will just go on forever
>>672304281
>You sound like a pretentious faggot.
If you think that, then imagine my concern
>reincarnate into less of a fedora mouthbreather
you are confusing your stereotypes.
A knuckle-dragging troglodyte (like you) is a mouth-breather; a fedora-wearer is effete, believes in his intellectual superiority and would breathe through the nose, all the better to look down it at you.
>you have created some form of chimera
>>672296187
Do you mean what happens for everyone else after you die? They go on.
Do you mean what happens for YOU after you die? There is no "you" for something to happen to.
The question is nonsensical.
You may as well ask "What was happening to me 5000 years ago?" or "What is currently happening to me on the surface of Venus?"
You don't exist in those times/places, therefore there is nothing "happening" to you then/there. Same is true after you die.
You're just gone, same as the flame when a candle is snuffed. It doesn't "go" anywhere, it ceases to be.
Your consciousness is an emergent property of your brain, just like a wave is an emergent property of the ocean water. The wave is not the water. The water is not the wave, either, it just provides the medium for the wave to exist. If you take the water out of the ocean and put it in a standing pool, it's not "that wave."
Likewise, the mater that makes up your brain currently provides the medium for you consciousness to arise. Take your brain, put it in a blender, and pour it back in, you're no more alive than if you had no brain at all. "You" are gone, and you're left with a corpse. Just like the wave is gone, and you're left with some ocean water. More waves can come from that water, but it won't be the same wave. Just like your brain can decompose and it's component atoms can eventually make their way into other people, but those other people won't be you.
Humans, like all living things, are TEMPORARY.
How is this hard to grasp?
>>672304403
Just because you don't understand it, it needed frighten and intimidate you, you know
>>672296187
You wake up and realize it was just one of those trippy dreams where u die. Repeat
>>672304819
>A knuckle-dragging troglodyte
You're not even a real human bean at this point tbh smh fam
>>672296187
The same thing that happens before you were born.
>>672304918
neither of the 2 anons above but imma be honest with you. you dont appear smart or educated at all when you write like that. it just seems like you have nothing sensical to say and want to feel superior for how you express yourself
>>672304946
in that there as similarities between us, as you're not using (or spelling) a human language, "fam"
>I'll bet you're violent in real life
>>672296555
Jesus Motherfucker sounds like a gangsta name
From the perspective of the subject dying, no particular thing is necessarily happening. Regardless if there is an afterlife or not, no one will experience non-existence. If there is no afterlife, and we die, we wont "be there" to experience something which is by definition the end of the experiencing agent. If there is an after life, then obviously we will continue existing/experiencing in some form and thus we are still "alive" (at least in spirit).
So we will never, from our subjective viewpoint, cease to exist. Nor do we remember when we came into existence. So we are, in a sense, eternal no matter what our view on the afterlife is.
Well, at least as long as we think about it from our subjetice viewpoint From the perspective of observers (other subjects) there's a different story. We can watch others die, and other ca watch us die. So we are not eternal in the eyes of observers.
>>672304889
If you mean "You" in terms of the ego, then yes very true.
If you mean "You" as in the real "You" then no, not true at all.
reincarnation makes the most sense to me
whatever triggered idea of being conscious has happened when it wasn't there before, so it will probably happen again, eventually, somehow
don't think of it in the way that my next life will be a dog or some shit because i didn't do good in this life though
i dunno
thinking about the bleak nonexistence sucks, so maybe i'm fooling myself so i can feel better
>>672305134
Maymay masta keep em coming
>>672305125
that's just because:
1) you can't see that I'm winding these idiots up (but you do need to have the language skills to be able to do it)
2 You haven't looked past the language to see that I am usually making a point - which makes it doubly amusing when you idiots miss it
>I realise that saying "I'm trollin' u" does leave me open to cries of "butthurt" meme pictures of "what is happening...." and the like, but as I'm out, that seems, well, moot I suppose
>>672305423
Want to know the truth?
Wherever there is something, that something is you.
Not the "John Doe" you, but you.
The one who knows that they know that they know.
>>672303172
Being this retarded for not knowing the lyrics
>>672299721
Ur crazy anon but I like what you're sayin
>>672305470
(cont)
>I just realised that there's a mis-placed comma in that post (because my typing sucks). Can you morons spot it?
>>672306000
gtfo
Your stream of consciousness ends forever. Then a new one is created when a newborn is born. Can you say that this newborn will feel itself any less "me" than your stream felt? Who is the owner of all the streams? Is there an owner? Do they flow into a common data stream? Maybe if we are the product of an artificial simulated reality some scientist is the owner of streams one level over us and we are the lab rats. Lots of possibilities...
>>672296187
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0918024307?keywords=schrodinger&qid=1450233393&ref_=sr_1_3&sr=8-3
If you want to know, read this book by the physicist Schrodinger. (yes, that Schrodinger). For some reason he refuses to admit that it has anything to do with his physics, but his book directly flows from his physics work.
>>672306381
no to all
>>672306234
trips never lie. Triple zero even more so
Not a motherfucking thing. You won't even know you're dead. You won't even know you ever existed.
>>672306766
LOOK MOMMY SAEM CIRCLES
>>672307112
you must be new here
>>672307392
what an original response!
>>672296187
We become bio-material for use for more life. The only possible way for us to become living again would for our matter to be used in creation of new life, but we prevent that by getting buried in a fucking box, so we as humans have destroyed any possible hope of an 'afterlife' Plus, our conciousness would not be transferred, or we'd know about it. So you could live again if we allowed ourselves to be consumed by life. Put it in your will you wanna be fed to a shark or something after death.
>>672308204
>taking you are what you eat this literal.
>>672296187
Don't worry about it, OP.
Scared of death? Become a neuro-scientist and find out how to transfer the brain into another body. easy peasy.
>>672296187
you get eaten by maggots and bacteria
just like IRL
>>672296311
wut
>>672308400
lol, not saying it's even remotely likely at all, but it's literally the only possibility I see. Most likely the lights just go out and that's it.
>>672296187
nothing
next question
>>672296555
checked
I think the real qestion is....what dosent happen? and that all u have to know
>>672296187
the same thing that happened before you were born
>>672297821
I know that feel bro.
>>672296187
Do you remember when you had to get a surgery of some kind and the doctors put the nap time juice in you IV?
First thing to go is control in your neck and then you quickly lose conciseness. But for some reason you cant seem to recall exactly when you went lights out or the time spent unconscious until you wake up. its exactly like that time frame where literally nothing seemed to happen, except you cant wake up from it so there is no concept of post-perception
"Ah, to die, to sleep... but to sleep, perchance to dream... aye, there's the rub."
>>672296187
You ever wonder if near death experiences where people see heaven/hell or dead family members that they're really just having very advanced hallucinations? If you come back after your heart stopped it means your brain never shut down and I always wondered
>>672296187
you start living
>>672296187
You go to the 2D paradise.
>>672297427
Such a shitty analogy. Sleep is something you can experience, even during non REM sleep a part of you is still 'there'.
After death, nothing. Nothing is.
The only analogy we have is to think about what 'you' were, what 'you' experienced... 20 years before you were born.
Can you remember what you felt 20 years before you were born? Did you feel like you were 'asleep' then?
>>672312303
Yeah that's the jist of it. Actual full brain death takes a bit longer after you stop moving and lose consciousness.
>>672312788
About 6min more or less...
>>672304935
That's fucked up
>>672296187
The sun rises and sets, the moon goes through its phases, the tide goes in and out again. But you won't see it, because there's no 'you' anymore.
>>672296187
You go to be with the Lord, only if you've received Jesus Christ as your personal savior. If you haven't, you go to hell with ISIS, traps, faggots, Hitler, Westboro baptist, feminist, OP.
Rotting.
>>672297821
If you think that dying is anything like going to sleep you're an utter idiot.
>>672297832
>You're worth as how tight your pussy is
Nobody says that except you. It doesn't even make sense as a sentence. I'd recommend you GTFO and learn how to write a legible sentence.
How do Godfags define eternal paradise? Is it just the relief from eternal damnation?
>>672296187
>What happens after death?
VALHALLA AWAITS! WOOOOO!
Nothing motherfucker
>>672299149
When someone says, "It's the journey, not the destination," it's because they've realized they're not going to reach their destination, or it's not what it was cracked up to be. It's a fallback position for the weak.
Pussy. Take a stand.