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anon,
what's your best life tip ?
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>>672279082
You can't get the clap from a computer
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Always live below your means
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>>672279082
stay single
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>>672279082
Be a tall, handsome, rich male and life will be perfect, anything other than that is playing life on shit mode
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>>672279082
The tip of dis dick.
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>>672279357
git gud
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be a white male
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Being right is not always worth it.
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>>672279082
dont do life kys
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>>672279357
Ignore Tumblr memes
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>>672279082

set goals that make you happy and keep xanax handy
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dont accept life tips from 4chan
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Stop giving a fuck.
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dont listen to even numbered posts
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>>672279082
Heaven is just a leap away. You get style points for flips though
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Try and find something fulfilling to dedicate your life to (central goal in life), this will probably be helping others in some way, instead of trying to better your own selfish agenda.
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Do not listen to dubs.
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>>672279878
???????????????????????
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>>672279911
Suicide is a mortal sin
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dont be an edgy negative fuckhead and actually try to make friends and be personable
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>>672279082

Masturbate before you make any life decision, especially involving women.
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>>672280149
That's why you flip to forgive it
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Don't ever care about the opinion of others. Take them as constructive criticism (if it applies0, but don't care about it.
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>>672279082
Keep fapping
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Be humble.
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>>672280624
Source?
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>>672280868
Dunno, found it on here, on /b/.
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>>672279082
Find a way to wipe out humanity
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Just be yourself :^)
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>>672279082
sauce??
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>>672281049
I concur
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Read up on Buddhism and/or Taoism. That will help you do things for you, not because of how people will look at you. Like having a hot partner because of how people will look at the two of you together.
There's also a strain of Buddhism that says you can't achieve enlightment by yourself. Western culture's over individualism is awful, it made us forget the power of communities, learn to wield it.

Become vegetarian. It's cheaper, can make you happier, more energetic, reverse diabetes 2 and prevent cancer. Look it up on nutritionfacts.org.
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obey

say what everyone else says

believe everything you are told
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>>672280383
Best advice I've heard in a while
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>>672281358
I third that motion
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>>672279082
Get the fuck off of /b/
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ok /b/ i need some life tips here, currently 2nd year student, was in student accommodation first year and lived with the same people again this year. i really like one of my flatmates, although whenever i am about to say what i feel a new boys shows up, tonight at a party i was pretty drunk as i was about to tell her when something happened and it completely stopped it. this a sign or should i just man the fuck up and tell her how i feel considering its only a few months left of this year?

>TL;DR i am a beta bitch wondering if i should express my feelings to a girl who has a boyfriend...
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Def the tip I gave your mom 12 years and 9 months ago.
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>>672280868
backroom casting couch charlotte
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>>672279082
Swallow the red pill and don't believe anything you learn concerning career advice from someone in academia.
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Find a woman you love, show her you'll always love her.

Never let her go ever.

No man is an island.
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>>672279911
Check d
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You Are A Man,Pimpin Is In Your Blood Women Appreciate Intelligence Amongst All
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>>672281803
One of the gayest fucking things ive ever read. You pussy faggot
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>>672281803
Dude, man the fuck up and be honest. Beating around the bush "hoping" that she will give you a chance (which we both know never will happen) will get you no where. Be the man and make the move. And if the answer is no then that's that, but at least you will know.
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no matter what take care of your teeth
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>>672281803

Don't do it you autist. She has a bf and you live with her. Are you not thinking about the fucking consequences you faggot. Holy shit. Keep that shit bottled up inside you till you don't live with her and she's single. Goddamn autists.
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>>672281803
yeah dont be a fucking faggot i have like zero self esteem and i was in school kept seeing a chick in the hallway thought she was checking me out everytime right towards the end i tried to talk with her and she wasnt into it at all but id rather get rejected then be a balless fagglet
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>>672279082
Teach yourself a useful skill
Health is important, so don't neglect it
Eat your calories
Get a hobby that you're proud of
Always look out for yourself because no one else will
Make friends with people who make you a better person
Entertain the fact that you have just lost it.
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>>672279082
do 50 tabs of acid and shit yourself in a public pool
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>>672279082
since it is a friday the girl you like is probably off banging some other guy
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>>672279252
this
>real talk
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>>672282902
This. especially be friends with people who see the good in you!
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>>672281803
faggot
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NEVER EVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY AND IF YOU DO KILL THAT BITCH
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dont be silly, wrap your willy.

And if you have any sort of decent career, prenups before anything close to engagement.
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learn how to trim your toenails the right way
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Learn an instrument other than guitar. Everybody plays guitar, but everyone needs a bassist, keyboard player or drummer.
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>>672280383
I concur
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>>672281333
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph565427020e3f5&utm_source=www.threesome-porn.com&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed-logo&t=1.26
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never use a condom
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>>672280301
>life on hardmode
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Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
Hear the lamentations of their women
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Don't ask her out no matter how much it seems like she is into you.
She will say no and you will spend the next few years drinking alcohol at night.
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Wash Your BALLS!
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>>672283937
Everyone plays guitar but a lot of people suck at it
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Only buy what makes you happy, when concerning personal purchases/non-necessities.

I can't stress this enough, as someone who likes top quality stuff, especially electronics, I can't let my mind think.. but what if I had gotten the 100$ more GPU... or whatever.

Currently looking to buy a Herman Miller Embody chair, because why not have a nice PC and chair. Just need a new desk after that.
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Gamble. You'll learn the value of things and be better off. Or, you'll be quickly culled from the herd, and society will be better off.
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>>672283937
I can say that learning to play and improvise on the piano has definitely made my life better
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Kill yourself before you psych yourself out.
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>>672282786
>consequences

I back-traced it
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>>672279082

TOP ULTIMATE RULE
>leave confort zone and never ever go back

tip 1:
>if you for the most time sitting home and computering, bee the most time out.
this may lead to:
>friend gains
>health gains
>energy gains (that sun power man)

tip 2:
>fuck the 4chan cancer
this type of forum has its advantages but also:
>you post something
>after few hours/days it is deleted
>post it again
this forum force you to come back again and to the same shit agian = you are staying at the same fucking place and do not move forwrd. remember this, when you are here
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>>672284438
You're a fucking tool.
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>>672283133
there it is
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>Life never gets better, you know why? Because you believe that it wont. ALife is what you make it, so do what you can to make it awesomely epic.

>Do right now

>Past is the past, focus on today and tommorrow

>Hit rock bottom? Only way out is up

>Stay away from the bad bullshit and if you stumble in it, rise above it

>Never invest your happiness in a person. Meaning, find happiness with other things in life and within yourself before you find someone to be happy with. Better that way instead of going back to zero when you guys part ways.

>Want to look like the guy with gains? Get off your ass and gain it.

>Never fight for a women's affection, even when she can't decide. If it comes down to you and another dude competing for a girl who can't make up her own mind, make it up for her, just leave and let the other guy have her, walk away and never turn back. You are number one and if she can't decide, it's her loss. Move on.

>Like the chick? Go talk to her face to face like shes a human being. None of that contacting her on social media first. It displays a bit of confidence in this day and age. That means a lot even if you get rejected.

>Practice, practice, practice, practice, practice

>disregard people's negativity towards what you want to do, just do it.

>Never let a women get away with putting her hands on you first. You have the right to defend yourself. It's equality.

>You have dream? You better protect it.

>Real respect comes from being brave when the situation calls for it. Bravery comes from doing what has to be done.

>be yourself, and if theres something you want to change, then change it

>Getting out of the comfort zone is always a good thing.

>If girl just wants to be friends, move on to the next one.

>respect is earned, given and recieved.

>Love yourself, anon.
This is from a depressed 26 y/o anon. All you teenfags in here, start living life now. Start doing stuff now, make moves. The videogames are not going to do it for you. Get up
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dont cum in a hookers mouth once a week for a month straight, she sucks a ton of dicks raw and genital herpes gives you a few weeks of absolute hell.
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ALWAYS MARK YOUR TERRITORY OR SOMEONE WILL POACH IT
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>>672284862

wrong pic, this is for skelly advice on /fit/
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save your money
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>>672284919
Sounds like jealousy to me.

It's not being a tool when I just invest in quality products for my health, for example, a chair or bed. Fuck off, poor roodypoo.
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Figure out your own life before you try and take on the life of another, ie a girl/boyfriend or child.
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>>672283133

fuck yeah she is! :D
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>>672284961
man why the fuck do people try on here
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>>672285047
honestly that image is kind of cool.
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>>672285212
Nope you're just a tool for the man. Go buy more designer products. Fucking consumers.
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>>672285258
desperation and the hope that a few lines of words will attract some sort of attention. people are pathetic.
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>>672285258
That is all some people got. All they got is just to try. Don't like it? Seems to be your problem.
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>>672284862
>energy gains (that sun power man)
mfw
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>>672285539
I never said anything about designer products.

I buy things that have real use. As a result, I wear meh-tier clothes. But have a bad-ass computer. Think about it.

You're using some sort of computer right now. That makes you a "fucking consumer"

You're an autist.
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>>672279411
Obligatory kek
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>>672284961
>If girl just wants to be friends, move on to the next one.

therein lies your problem. fucking faggot.
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>>672282029

some of us really are islands you pathetic hydro nigger
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>>672279082
Every piece of ass you pass on, is a piece you'll never get again
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>>672285047
Maybe i'm retard but only the outside is dyed right? They could still carve figurines and shit out of the tusks, so this really isn't helping that much? (still better than nothing i guess)
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If you want to get good at something, find a friend who's good at said thing and do it with them, then try to get better than them.
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control the thoughts you program yourself with
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People cause suffering onto others when they're suffering themselves.
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>>672282902
Asshole
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You see OP's pic?
Do that at least once.
If not, then something similar.

I don't even mean spend the time to get in shape, be a boss, learn game, etc.
I mean, in this case, literally hire two hookers that float your boat (fuck anyone else's opinion)
Why?
Because in everything I've learned, tested and experimented, what matters is not fantaisoor dreams or goals,
It's about doing something that gives you a 'validator' - that good feeling from a task or goal completed and actually confirmed.

Something that 99% of people fantasize about (in this case, pretty much all men) yet won't, can't or don't actually act upon, they will make excuses why but most would run to that opportunity if it existed.

This changes your perception of reality -
Something you may have perceived as pure fantasy or for attractive or rich guys,
Becomes real.

It changes your perception of the world.
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>>672285720
I misunderstood your first post. I redact my statement. Good day, anon.
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>>672279082
Life is like a nigger
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>>672282902
>useful skill
elaborate
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>>672286107
My issue with hookers is that they're fucking sleazy. I'd have a problem staying hard the whole time wondering if she's clean.
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take what you want
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>>672279849
This.
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>>672284299
>This
fucking asshole
I told a girl last semester I really liker her. She was into me. I know.I can tell. Fucking got rejected it.
If you like a girl go talk to her. And from there just take it easy. Dont tell her you like her thou
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>>672279082
Always own up to you mistakes and take responsibility.
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dont let hookers lock u out on the balcony
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>>672279082
My advice, either find a dream worth chasing, regardless of its difficulties; or find yourself a good role model and mold yourself in their image.

Im not saying its going to be easy, hell, it might be nearly impossible, but im telling you its worth it to try
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>>672286266
I suggest literacy
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>>672279252
this.

ill give you an example, my roommates. a recently married couple both mid 20s.

the man is saddled with student loans but has a good paying job ($50k) the woman on the other hand works for peanuts as a nanny.

she had a working car, a nissan altima with some minor a/c issues. instead of resolving it she traded it in for a brand new chevy impala on a $400 a month 48month lease. add on top of that the wedding they will both be paying for this summer ($15k-20k)

they are both over their heads in debt and unable to get into the black. thus are forced to continue to rent and have dogshit credit scores

i meanwhile drive an older car and have no student debts. as a result i have been able to get over $15k in the bank from working for around 2 years.

i try to explain to people how i have so much money. there is no secret, no weird tip.

there is only this: always live below your means
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in the workplace all the stereotypes are wrong. call out bullshit, dont let a shit manager fuck you - go to their boss and fuck them, and generally act like you have been there for years from day 1 and built the place.

this will help you be seen as a leader, gain responsibilities, and get promoted
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>>672286044
Relavent/10
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>>672284862
The fuck am i reading
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>>672286530
I second that.
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>>672284298
And stop chasing that steel.
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>>672281803
Haha no fuck tardy no one gives a shit about your gay little feelings. Make some lowkey moves and hope she comes on to you one day then you can work it from there stop being autistic
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>>672279082

Volunteer for a local non profit. You benefit yourself and others. You get to meet really amazing people. It's truly a win-win situation. Thank you for asking.

If you'd like to start check out
10sineoutreach.org
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>>672286266
A skill that doesn't make you a worthless piece of human waste
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>>672286898
>tumblr
ya lost me
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>>672284961
You forgot one thing . always be honest. No matter what, lies will eventually bite you in the ass!
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>>672282902

Haha amen to that anon ^-^ thank you for posting! Have you ever entertained the fact that you don't exist? I think Descartes was full of shit but nobody believes me when I say I'm not real. I think, sure. However, I am not
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Learn to laugh at yourself or doom yourself to a life of being a total cunt.
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Listen to "Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen)"
And never stop the party.
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>>672279082
>what's your best life tip ?
Don't trust your employer.
They're always looking to fire you for anything.

Don't trust female coworkers.
They will try to get you fired over anything and claim it as "sexual harassment."

Don't trust any co-workers.
Don't publicly post about your shit job with your name on it.
Because they'll go running to your boss and get you fired over any comments they have a problem with.
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>>672286285
OK, now, we have a start point -
You have a perception.
Your perception is that hookers are 'sleazy'.
You have dismissed the idea due to a common opinion.
What is your method for filtering inputs or info?
The media?
Do you drink kool-aid?
Or do you do actual research?
How do ya think the average club slut compares to a hooker who bathes, washes, uses hand wipes, antibacterial agents, etc between clients?
Even a classy chick may have had a few hands and tongues in her mouth and other holes before going get your hands on her, and I guarantee you, the more sleazy the sex was, the less likely they are to tell you about it...

I'll admit that it happened in reverse for me -
A hooker just started licking my cock and balls before I had a chance to protest or set boundaries.
That's not her fault - that was mine.
So I enjoyed my blowjob and accepted full responsibility if this didn't work out.
that was ten years and a whole bunch of hookers later.
Still no STD's and I still manage the risks with regular testing and certain precautions, like diluted bleach and I mostly use condoms, but I refuse to obsess over it because that held me back from any sex life in the past.
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>>672279082

Get it in.
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If she is the one who wanted to meet you, she's crazy
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>>672284298
Found the Muslim
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If you're on the edge about something

Jump off it you faggot
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>>672279082
More than anything else, ever, be yourself. Do what you want with your life. Like the pretty girl your work with? Ask her out. No social anxiety, no social preconceptions, nothing should stop you from asking her out. Want to move jobs? Too afraid of the change? Just do it. The longer you wait, the more miserable you become. Change is good if you want it. Being yourself isn't just about embracing your own quality, but by acting on your desires and your feelings. In doing so many other things are eventually left to the way-side. Fear, pain, regret, sadness. Just be yourself and your life will be happy.
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>>672279082
>go to collage for something that won't collapse or be taken over by machines in 20 years
>don't get married
>only sell drugs to your "friends"
>don't be an asshole
>play a sport in school (you don't have revolve around it)
>don't think about getting pussy all the time
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Things that suck when you're older (that you could have avoided when you were young):
> Regret in love and everything in general
> Not investing in stocks at an earlier stage
> Not having a degree
> Not keeping your body in shape
> Not standing straight
> Not drinking milk
> Not eating proteins
> Not risking enough

Nigga, you better fix that shit asap
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>>672279252
THIS
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>>672288213

>just be yourself

What does that even mean? Life only started getting better for me when I started relentlessly training myself to live up to what other people wanted from me. Is that being myself. Sure I don't think I'm being disingenuous to my core character but this was not who I was even a few months ago. Thank you for the advice.
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>>672287892
When u realize conan is white you'll feel like a real idiot, anon
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Don't let your memes be dreams
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Don't be black
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>>672279252

This for real.

>Rent/Mortgage should not exceed 30% of your income

> Do not spend more on a vehicle than is necessary to get something safe and reliable

>Credit cards should be used scarcely for no other reason than to build your credit profile

>Minimize your monthly expenses by paying off debts in order of lowest balance to highest balance.

Track your spending with your bank's online tools, or use Intuit's Mint or some shit like that if your bank has a crappy online banking. Find out where your wastage is, cut it out.

Save up six months of expenses as an emergency fund for big unexpected costs.

Money that exceeds your six month emergency fund can be funneled into investments and/or goals.

So many stupid fucking white suburbanites get out of highschool, blow four years of their life on a shit degree, get a mid-range job, and then go buy a big house, an expensive car, and other huge liabilities and debts. It doesn't matter how much money you make, if you keep scaling up your expenses to match your shiny new incomes, you will always be poor, and the second something in your life changes you'll find that the pointlessly flashy car and big dumb house in the 'burbs is dead weight.

Instead, get yourself your decent little job, live well below your means, and invest the majority of your income into your FUTURE instead of your present. Plan smart and achieve financial freedom, else be a dumbfuck suburbanite struggling to make your car payments for your whole damn life.
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>>672288688
You're being the self you most want to be.
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>>672286044
th-th-th-this
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>>672285047
>>672285964
I think the idea is that it penetrates the while tusk, because tusks are made a hair-like substance that stains easily.
I guess the idea is it is traceable, since ivory trade still goes on, and people pretend they are antiques or whatever, rather than an elephant killed since ivory was outlawed.
The dye is indelible.
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Nigger who's these girls?
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>>672286898
>15k
>so much money
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>>672279082
Let it be
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>>672282029
This
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Dont get married
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>>672288688
I think that saying happened when someone couldn't find more detailed words for it:

Be authentic. Authenticity has nothing to do with a stolen joke, look, or mannerism. Authenticity has everything to do with it being what YOU liked, whether or not irrelevant nobodies (including all the nobodies you changed for) think. Change isn't bad, pretend change only cheats you. Of course, not feeling the sting of regret from a phony change because people finally accept you is also authentic - sad, but true to yourself nonetheless.
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Never play league of legends
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don't drop the soap
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>>672279082
Never make big decisions when horny or hungry. Always fap and eat first
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Just listen to Han.
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>>672279082

Be extra careful when you are running with a hard-on.
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in the immortal words of stan smith "you gotta learn to tune out the bullshit"
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>>672288688
Your desire to improve and change is you being yourself. You abandoned things that you found to be not part of your core being, and in doing so, began to improve. At least that's how my life turned around. I got rid of all the excess bull shit and in turn, I grew as a person quite quickly. My core qualities flourished and I found out more things about myself that I didn't know before. The biggest thing for me was doing the opposite of "live up to what other people wanted from me". My mother is a little crazy and trying to live up to her subconsciously implied expectations ruined me slowly over the course of about, seven years. I started trying to live up to everyone's expectations when I should have been setting my own.
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>>672279252
try living in the bay area and stick by that rule
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>>672281678
I fourth this motion
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>>672279082
If your anger decreases with time, you did injustice; if it increases, you suffered injustice.
-Nassim Taleb
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>>672290130
Just live in Oakland and make a shank. Pussy.
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>>672279082
A smart man learns from his own mistakes.

A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.
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Other people's opinions about you are non of your business. Keep that in mind.
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>>672290130
Reminds me of the perfect life tip:
Don't try to settle in the bay area.
Don't try to settle in Seattle.
Don't try to settle in New York.
The cities have their own character, but the cost both financially and emotionally isn't worth it. New York's too rough. The bay is too soft. Seattle's a worse bay.
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>>672290130

Then leave the bay area ?????

Unless your line of work for some reason NECESSITATES you living in one of the most expensive areas in the country, you can find work in your field with good pay in areas with very low costs of living. Hell, even if the pay is lower than what you otherwise make in the bay area, it goes so much farther and you'll be able to put so much of it aside that it's hardly a blow
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Thank you for responding. I too went through a similar experience with my mother. I eventually realized that by giving up the details of what she expected I could live up to being a productive human being and that's all she really wanted for me. As for living up to others standards it just seems like everyone wants to feel like that matter and it's easy enough to do that with a little attention. Still it feels odd because besides the superficial wish that they feel better about themselves, I don't really care about people. How do you rationalize that in a worldview that seeks to be egalitarian?
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>>672279082

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
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>If a girl tell you she want you as a friend, just stop trying.
>Talk to any girl you like, even in the street, most of they wouldn't tell you to fuck off unless you're ugly as shit or a total beta.
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>>672285614
Underrated post
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>>672282016
This. Those who can, do; those who cannot, teach. Truer words were never spoken.
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>>672279082
If at all possible keep black mail tier material on everyone and I do mean everyone.

Never know when a buddy, girlfriend, sibling, etc. will try to fuck you over so its always good to have a nuclear option against em if they do
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know your limitations
do what thou will, not what others / scriptures command
your body is your temple, keep it healthy and functional
appreciate good friends and show this to them, and maintain your friendship.
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>>672279082
Stay off /b/.
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>>672279849
This and live with no regrets and do what you want don't live by other peoples standards. Your life. Do what you want
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Showing up is half the battle.
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>>672286107
When I first posted this, I was half joking.
Then I realized as I was typing it,
It is just as relevant as any other goal,
And the beliefs and systems that got me where I am (lots of pussy and money)
But it satisfies the chimp/lizard/primal brain,
So it is valid.
You don't have to tell yourself to eat, shit, gain resources like cash, fuck bitches, get money.
It's in your genes.
Why fight it?
Satisfying those primal urges NOW,
Is what can lead to their power over you diminishing over time, allowing you to help others and be nicer in general later on in life as you mature,
Or...not.
It's your choice.
But because of beta conditioning, most guys will justify not actually going after something that they fantasize about, even daily, and think of a million reasons to say no or put it off later.

Then they are sitting there impotent one day, wondering why their wife no longer looks hot, or are old and impotent and think 'oh shit, why didn't I just loosen up and bang a couple sleazy hoes, my dick is useless now..'
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>>672290730
I do not believe our scenarios are identical. As I aged, specifically going into high school, I began to leave my popular friends behind because, little did I know, I was leaving that life behind. I'm a rare breed of geek with extremely good social skills. So when my childhood best friend and I began to drift from the pack, all my mum did was ask what happened to all my old friends. No matter what I explained, she hated my new-found friends and my passion for computers. She would never directly say it, so I was never really aware, but constantly day by day with the small remarks trying to change me to fit what she thought was best for me. So if I wasn't on the computer, I was drinking with the "cool kids" and doing drugs. What a waste of time. I couldn't balance everything expected of me while also being myself, and so I eventually became depressed and completely lost sight of who I really was. My mother, to this day, will not admit what she did. Important to note that the constant condemning of new friends is just one example; there are multiple things I wanted to do or was interested in that were like this.

As for society's egalitarian viewpoint, I think it's flawed because it does not promote self fulfillment. Egalitarianism is a worthy principle, but not one that is realistically achieved. People just simply aren't equal, no matter how many ways you look at it. Some people are strong and dumb, others are artsy and poorly coordinated, less are truly intelligent. Some are lucky enough to be blessed with so many incredible traits that they breeze through life without a single worry. There's no real way to rationalize it. Egalitarianism is a myth to make people who are born lesser accept capitalist society for the way it is. Those of who get this just have to let others believe the lie because this is the way the world should work; people living up to their potential, no matter how lucky or unlucky they are in life.
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>>672286898
Old police cars are great buys. They go cheap. Parts are cheap. Generally sold around 75k miles on them. Find a small town cruiser and it is probably in great shape. Yeah niggers buy them but they make great cars and most are only 3-5 years old when PD sells them.
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>>672292475
But anon, what about std's?
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Standards are set by what you're willing to tolerate.
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>>672292525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uH_X-9fjfI
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>>672279082
Don't get old, go broke or get sick and life is easy to make not-so-shitty.
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>>672279082
get a cock that big to get bitches that hot
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>>672292525
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Dont fear pain. Or rivers.
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>>672284862
This is the most inspirational shit in this thread.
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>>672279082
1) have as much sex as you can when your young

2) focus on getting a good job earlier in life
(finishing school, become apprentice, make something, i dunno whatever...)
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>>672279357
>be cute, slender, rich female and life will ...

fixed that for you...
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>>672291563
okay frank
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Matthew 6:33
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>>672293782
Psalms 137:9
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Have fun and take all the power you want.
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>>672293040
found this hilarious, especially since im from nova
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>>672279998
>9998
Rip the quads
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>>672279252
I live like a fucking trashman. I barely do laundry, I eat about 30 dollars of food a week, live in a tiny cramped apartment

I feel like I'm suited for most any living condition aside from being homeless at this point
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>>672279082
Oral sex is free, best things of life are free.
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>>672286409
>>672292364
we're fucking social creatures by nature. We are literally wired to care what people around us think. You edgy fucks make it sound like its as easy as just decide one morning you don't want to give shits anymore.
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>>672279082
Don't do heroin, like our friend Emma Stoned on the left of this webm.
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>>672279082
don't pay heed to temptation
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>>672292673
What about them?
The common theme I hear is that 'X number of partners increases their risk of having or passing on STD's.'

Is a hooker in work for 6 months or less, really having any more sex than a girl who rode the cock merry-go-round for 10+ years?
Because they are all going to be giving it up to sexually experienced alphas for years,
Before finally remarking their tired old goods at 26/28, maybe 30+ to betas who didn't get much sex, and edit their sexuality a bit to appeal tot however who will bankroll them or wife them up.
Something the alphas would not do...
These alphas were banging several girls a week too, with real sluts mixed in, who have fucked other alphas, who have fucked more women, and so on...
The 'network effect' of this, is that while many hookers are professional and often are sober and insistent on condom use and cleanliness,
Those random hookups are often involving drink and/or drugs, are unplanned, no set rules are in place, shit just happens, so condoms and cleaning hands, etc goes out the window. It's a hot fuck in the bathroom or at a party.
And the risky shit is the last shit you will hear a girl talking about.
There are numerous studies showing that women frequently discount or reduce their sexual past, and edit out that random time some alpha they just met pushed them into an alleyway and raw-dogged them while they were both drunk.

The statistics also show that overwhelmingly, women transmit or harbour STD's far more than men.
There is risk even with contraception and so called screening. So what choice do you have?
No sex?
Sex with only virgins?
Only safe sex?
Because I used to believe that about myself, but I realised I would have done what any fucking guy would shave done in 99% of moments when they got some easy or instant sex, with even a 6/10.
So why not just pay for good, guaranteed sex with an 8/10+ ?
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>>672279082
Be born into affluence.
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>>672293782
>>672294153


I love it when people throw out bible verses without any context... time to get some popcorn.
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weed, bitches, money. nothing else matters
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>>672295559
Mah nigga
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>>672279082
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
A single kindness never goes to waste.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
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>>672296624
you can line this dick with your mouth
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>>672279082
Don't put your fleshlight in a blender.
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>>672295448
And with a big dick.
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source on OP webm? That woman on the left is beautiful.
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>>672285047
From a recent news report
Last week we reported on how GirlTalk dyed the tusks of elephants pink to spare them from ivory poachers. Unfortunately the elephant was so humiliated by his tusks that he committed suicide
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>>672295035
Basically nature teached us to survive, we just found a use in each other and that its easier together. The only reason why you shouldnt not give a fuck is because the reason people get hurt is because others "dont give a fuck" which leads to not caring about the other persons feelings -> shit society
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>>672279327
This x several thousand billion. If you enjoy life, stay single
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Ignore the girlcock, fuck the boypussy.
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>>672294887
At least you have something.
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Go forth in the love and the light of the One Infinite Creator.

lawofone.info
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