NEW LITERAL SPIDER MAN THREAD WHERE ARE YOU OP
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NEW LITERAL SPIDER MAN THREAD
WHERE ARE YOU OP
Spider here
>>672244201
Bump
>saving thumbnail
bump
i am scare
SOODER MAN EZ REEL GUYS AND HE'S SPILLING HIS SECRET SAUCE!
We've arrived, let the shitstorm continue
Time stamp or fuck off
>>672244449
>borderline quints
DO IT
>>672244201
GG screenshot
kyaa~
I HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGERI HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGERI HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGERI HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGERI HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGERI HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGERI HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGERI HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGERI HOPE YOU DOWN LOAD THIS, DOWNLOAD THIS MY FRIENDS. THIS IS LEGITAMITE FAP MATERIAL I JUST CONTACTED ALL OF MY ACQUAINTANCES ON LE REDDIT, AND THEY ARE ALL APPROVING OF THIS FAP MONUMENT. WE PRAISE 4CHAN IN NIGGER
fuck you niggerfaggots
>>672244201
I'm OP, I'm stopping posting for now, I might start back tomorrow if the pain stops.
>>672244449
LIVE STREAM!
>>672244545
Fuck off retard should have been in the last thread
>>672244503
He time stamped in previous thread, along with like 10 other pictures
enjoy your precious taste of oc, you newfag scum
All of you are retards for falling for this obvious bait and deserve to be burned alive.
>>672244756
>>672244716
>>672244614
>>672244601
This isn't a YLYL thread.
>>672244633
Take proof pic or we dont believe you
>>672244756
You used that picture last thread. At least get more bananas you faggot
time stamp fom last thread
>>672244821
>>672244867
>125x93
>>672244792
FUCK OFF SPIDER I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>672244867
wrong pic sorry
>>672244860
more bananas, you say?
>>672244942
kek
>>672244989
>>672244989
They don't bother me. But don't reuse it two threads in a row.
>>672245119
>>672244867
Good job you faggot
Banana posts GTFO this is a Spider man thread
Thank you for bumping the thread
I thought bananafags were more intelligent
>>672245196
>>672245217
dream on, faggots
If OP lets you down I can repost a kind of similar OC picture set of a huge blood bubble on my hand popping. Also stung it with a needle for /b/.
>>672245196
This was already a spider man thread dipshit.
OP WE NEED ANSWERS!
No one can save you.
but u can save these dank memes xD
>>672245322
>>672245124
who is spiderman?
>>672245243
He's using up the image limit retard. that's what banana is for
>>672245478
Quickly banana, save us from the imposter spiderman!
>>672245322
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>>672245478
>>672245472
>>672245424
>>672245386
>>672245351
Jesus Christ can't you spam something more desirable?Like furfag shit?
>>672245543
I'm on it!
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/672231562/#672244151
>>672245601
Kill yourself furfag. I prefer banana
>>672245601
no
>>672245708
I really really like this image
where are you dolan?
> the more you know
>>672245780
thanks lori
>>672245537
Yeah I know
But it would take him like 30 minutes so we are fine
I know because I used to derail loli threads with spiderman (sorry pedos)
>>672245851
YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>672245601
I agree with this guy. I have seen enough damn frogs, spidermen, and bananas that watching two rugs fucking actually provides more entertainment.
>>672245873
Fuck you faggot I like loli
>>672246095
Welcome to /b/ friend :^)
>>672245968
Kek
I still have the pics
145 pictures of spiderman
Enough to reach the image limit
>>672244601
Anyone ever tell you you're funny?
>>672246194
I'm actually moving away from loli lately and back into normal porn
i really really really love this image
>>672246356
Save it my friend!
wanna hear a joke about potassium? K.
haha, fresh memes!
jamming out to deftones while eating this grilled ham and cheese and bananaing a thread sure is great
meme dank
dank meme
meme so dank it make me scream
>>672246763
YOU CAN SEE HER FACE IN THE FUCKING MIRROR YOU RETARD
>>672246931
>>672246970
>>672246953
thanks, lori.
>>672244201
https://imgur.com/a/qCC6E
>>672247018
>>672247052
>>672247107
Nice me.me
>>672247102
im all of ammo general
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>672247188
>I can read it with my phone
Fucking lol
Thanks for the keks
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you bananafags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE PICTURE SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH A BANANA PHOTOSHOPPED OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does the original image even have to do with bananas? Why on earth would you associate it with a fucking banana? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
>>672247086
TRUE OP HERE.
Shit hurts like my bones are trying to expand and blow through my entire arm and is on fire.
It's gonna take a while for it to get good and ripe so I can blast that shit out again.
How bout those "things" anyone know wtf it was? I saved some for when I have to end up at the ER later haha.
Another pic here. My arm is already 3x that swollen now :(
>>672247410
>>672244989
>>672247410
Try eating a banana for extra potassium
>>672247566
hahah, great tip
i am so pleased with this thread
>>672247410
Perfect
I see you are still alive
Make another thread or post in this one
This thread is absolutely bananas!
>>672247882
It sure is!
>>672247410
This thread is full of cancer. make a new one OP
>>672247410
each each of those blobs living? or is your camera that shit
what the fuck was in your arm nigga
Great thread guys!
I see the bananafag died of cancer or something
Bumping thread
>>672248856
did I now?
>>672249249
Thanks for bumping
Now do your job and keep this alive for a few more minutes
>>672249423
>he stopped posting
Kek
wallpaper bump
>>672249601
Yeah, lol
Maybe he realized I wasn't mad about him posting bananas and stopped
>>672249423
>>672248773
Apparently those little "leg" or "tongue" idk what they fucking are move just little now and then that's what gave me that creeping crawling under the skin feeling.
I called ER and they still maintain its some sort of living insect pile. They really want it dead before they go in, shit...they might burrow or try to escape deeper into tissue.
fuck my life boys.
Also it's swelling p nicely but i dont have a true eta sorry
Keep up with the good work!
>>672250355
He's gonna hit image limit soon..
Welp he stopped
Bump
posting random shit, mostly cringe
>>672250646
He kept this alive for almost an hour
And that's a considerable amount of time
>>672250676
He'll start again once he tries to do something.
>>672250676
>bumping after 18 seconds
>>672250676
OP Spidey here.
I srsly have to wait a while.
I'll deliver but it will be at a later time tonight. Maybe an hour maybe 2. Shit hurt and I need to get some drinks in me also.
>>672250676
>>672250863
You know what? FUCK IT
L:ETS DO THIS SHIT.
>>672250854
Yeeah lol I'm on the phone and I was writing do I didn't see
>>672250854
Maybe you don't need to bump high traffic threads. Hint, hint.
>>672250863
Okay m8 that's the timestamp of the previous thread or am I fucking blind?
>>672250889
She really really likes Mewtwo.
As soon as I saw the old thread an wanted to read it, was already 404. Can someone post the pics from last thread and brief recap??? New thread mayb since this one about to hit image cap with retarded cancer
>>672251177
He said in the previous thread that he took 13 pictures already of everything, and that he'd be recording a video next.
>>672251260
>not he
>>672251385
https://imgur.com/a/qCC6E
All the pics
>tl:dr
OP may have a nest of spiders in his arm
And he started to cut it with a needle to see what was it
>>672251754
Thanks!
>>672251749
haha i dont really know
>>672251754
If you believe this for even a second you're certifiably retarded.
>>672252118
He proved it with a timestamp
It may be true
Anyways, I want to see the rest
>>672250105
rip
>>672252303
First of all ask yourself HOW a spider would lay a clutch of eggs under someones skin.
Second consider that if this were even possible, WHY would a spider lay a clutch of eggs under someones skin? How do you imagine baby spiders would possible live in an environment deprived of oxygen?
Third ask yourself how you can be this retarded.
>>672252847
I said I want to see what the fuck is on it
>>672252847
It can and does happen Look it up
