Please help guys, My arm has been huge and swollen for a week now, went to ER they sent to a real doctor.
They did an ultrasound and inside this lump on my arm appears to be 1-3000 teeny tiny fucking..l..
SPIDERS>
I'm not fucking kidding /b/. I'm like a massive spider eggsack. I don't know what kind of spider this is and I'm TERRIFIED.
About 30 inins ago the crawling feling intensified and a lone white hairless spider tore its way out.
I put a dab of superglue over that hole to contain the rest until I could really scalpel that fucker and do a mass purging of the little bastards.
I'll be scalpeling and / or stabbing it in ...about an hour or so if you wanna be kept posted...
PIC RELATED, HAPPENED A BIT AGO, ITS REALLY SWELLING NOW!!!
http://imgur.com/OSu0mmd
>>672231562
>>672231562
timestamp pls
Amputate the arm.
Burn it
>>672231562
2/10
>>672231562
>Please help guys, My arm has been huge and swollen for a week now, went to ER they sent to a real doctor.
> My arm has been huge and swollen for a week now, went to ER they sent to a real doctor.
>went to ER they sent to a real doctor
>sent to a real doctor
>real doctor
[spoiler]then there's nothing left to do faggot[/spoiler]
Damnnnnn Daniel.
>>672231562
For some reason the timestamp isnt loading on my screen
>>672232494
Can't believe normies are here.
>>672232583
Durrr plant
>>672231562
FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD
1 HOUR
>normies are here
>implying they left.
choose.
why the fuck would you wait an entire hour? put arm in microwave then stab the microwave
>>672232494
>>672232583
What do you mean?
Its 2016 and 4chan is the normiest place on the internet.
Still calling people normie? Grow up.
and OP youre a lying faggot pleased kill yourself you fucking nigger.
>>672232874
Roll
>>672231562
They let you go home when you have spiders in your arm?
>>672231562
At least make your b8 post plausible..
Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows this isn't possible..
Are you fucking sitting there naked, staring at your arm?
>>672231562
So how much meth did you took OP?
>>672231562
Have you been doing meth again OP? Tisk tisk tisk
>>672231562
AMPUTATE
stab and cut now please, they could be spreading time is of the essence
>>672231562
So the doctor just sent you home? He just said "Yo your shit's full of spiders nigga. I can't do shit I'm a people doctor not a bug doctor get the fuck up out my office" and that was that?
>>672231562
>went to ER
>they sent to a real doctor
What exactly do you think trauma surgeons are? They're a hell of a lot better than your average family prac doc.
Post your dick OP
DONT LET THE SPIDERS BITE YOU
SPIDER BITES HURT
>>672231562
>>672231805
im not entirely convinced that neil tyson degrasse isn't jimmy kimmel wearing blackface
>>672233464
>They let you go home when you have spiders in your arm?
kekekekek
>>672231562
1) Sweep your floor.
2) Take a better picture
3) Ask a doctor if getting wasted will kill them
4) Get wasted and call your doctor
5) ???
6) Post results.
get rekted
>>672233240
They gave me some parasite drug to try to kill them so they can excise. I'm going AMA and doing this cause i can always go to teh ER if needed y'know.
On
Doxycycline
Augmentin
Oxycodone
Mebedazole? somethin liek that
>>672231562
remove glue, train spider babys, you are the next super villian
I'm praying for you OP
>>672231562
>went to ER
did they tell you to lay off the meth?
OP you need to cut your dick off before the spiders reach it, send pics
>>672233778
Ok new list because you're already on meds
1) Check if you can drink
2) Drink anyways because that shit crazy, yo
>>672233778
Post dick faggot
Fake and gay
i am not trusting this shit. probably some bate to open a link, which will be posted in few minutes and is full of viruses. fuck you, OP
>>672231562
show your meth pipe
>>672233778
Seems plausable. OP HAS SPIDERS IN HIS FUCKING ARM! Waaahahaaaaa
you are their world, congrats op
Call I exterminator, they would know what to do
>>672231562
Congrats on the pregnancy. What names are you thinking of for the babies?
>>672234154
hurry up and birth your arachnoid children by caeserian!!
>>672231562
Congrats you're a mom
>>672231562
I thought it would be something cool to share with /b/. If everyone is so against it, I guess I don't have to do this and i'll just take the meds.
I thought this would be pretty fucking cool when that shit opens up though. I'll post it anyway.
>>672233661
this
Holy shit.
>>672234443
Just fucking cut them out, let the mead deal with the rest.. Also what shitty country do you live in where a gp sends you home with fucking spiders in your arm.
>in one hour
yeah.. right..
spiderman thread?
>>672231562
What ever you do don't go to the hospital.
>>672231562
Well since you took a bunch of meth, and probably caused some kind of cyst when you injected it into whatever part of your body, If it IS spiders, them moosh them inside your arm. They will be digest into protons.
Don't be getting the scalpel going at your arm. You'll make your mom cry.
OP I'm expecting a screencap-worthy thread.
Don't fail me
>>672233778
>antibiotic
>antibiotic
>painkiller
>(mebendazole?) anti-helminthic
(helminths are parasitic worms.)
Don't eat or drink any dairy products for 2 hours either side of the doxycycline, as it contains something that inhibits the drug.
>>672232665
Da fuq?
>>672235111
Yeah I don't do drugs I work full time and have a family.
I wish i had some more drugs right now though.
I have to wait a bit cause i took some pain pills and they need to kick in
you moron op, open it with a sterile knife (burn it) slowly, then pour some rubbing alcohol all over it and kill the fuckers
>>672235412
Ever thought of the fact you can actually buy sterile scalpels.
>>672235274
obviously the losing theam gets turned into animals
>>672232665
>You get a red card for turning into a fucking squirrel
>>672231562
>YFW
>>672232665
Sooooo.. The red team are a bunch of witches and cursed the blue team?
>>672232665
Eh, I'd fap to it.
>>672236061
i would imagine its a tournament where only the winning team remains human in the end
Just tear it open, Op. LET YOUR CHILDREN BE FREE!
>>672231562
>>672232657
Kill yourself
Bumperino.
>>672231562
you went to the ER and they told you what it was and sent you home without removing it?
cool story bro
Little over the halfway mark..
>>672231562
OP HERE
30 mins and counting!
This is so fucking painful I've already vomited 2 x.
I cant find a scalpel or knife sharp enough so i'm going to use a sterilized sewing needle to punch though to the soft part inside then use a sterilized carpentry nail to jam in and widen the hole large enough to be able to squueze out ,my new friends and wahtever they brought along with them.
Hurts...so bad..
I have faith in this thread OP.
pls don't let me down
JUST DO IT, OP!
>>672231562
So fake.
they would have removed the spiders if you went to an Er.
your a dumbshit i dont even have to look to know there is no timestamp.
>>672236994
He's delusional schizophrenic and he's about to tear his arm open.
Keep the thread alive.
>>672236596
No. They sent me to a specialist doctor this morning. ER was yesterday.
Consensus was to take the pills and kill them first, THEN ,minor or major surgery as needed.
I feel so fucking terrible by the way.
Bumpity, bump, bump.
op please dont be homo i believe in you
>>672236059
haha i remember reading these books a long time ago
>>672233125
reddit outlaw detected
>>672236880
Open up a shaving razor. You'll find the sharpest blades you can find inside it.
Tape it to a pen.
Go to town OP. IT's going to hurt because that looks deep. But play through the pain.
>it's only pain.
>the only real damage, you are in control of
>remember nothing you do to your arm with it is going to cause *that* permanent damage, but it's easy to panic, so don't.
It will bleed a lot. Drink tons of water through the process.
>>672237308
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
>>672236880
Pic faggot
Close up
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>672237530
>Open up a shaving razor. You'll find the sharpest blades you can find inside it.
Are you 12? Those are blunt as fuck.
>>672237616
The pictures used to scare the shit outta me
I am curious how THE FUCKING EGGS CAME IN YOUR ARM.
>>672237674
Hopefully OP will make wounds that do not heal
>>672237690
my shaving razor has a smaller point than surgical tools
>>672231562
Why would you glue the hole shut you fucking idiot?? Cut that bitch open and get them out
I am curious how the eggs cam in your arm.
An parasite or did an spider layed eggs in there?
Selling tickets for the nope train to go to fuckthatshitville
>>672236880
Why didn't you just get it done at the hospital?
Some surgical intern would have creamed their pants to be able to tell this story over dinner.
>>672237690
See>>672237853
Mine are sharp enough to cut through hair, I don't know what shitfuck country you live in though.
>>672238007
You're the only one riding
>>672237843
FEAR IS HOW HE'LL FALL
>>672231562
Let the bullshit flow through
>>672237690
Shit are you talking about?
I tested with them, I made a 4" length cut in my leg without even feeling it. That shit is sharp as hell, assuming it's new.
Are literally the devil so the probably used black magic to enter op's arm
>>672238025
The problem might be that they first want to exterminate the eggs/spiders then they *might* remove it with surgeon.
However, was this problem a long time ago or just in a couple of days?
>>672238236
CONFUSING B8 WITH REAL
4chan. Giving medical adivce since 2016.
OP, you don't need to cut skin. Just put your arm in a microwave or boiling water.
>>672238328
kek
>>672231562
OP HERE!!!
FUCK IT IM GOING IN!!! I'LL SNAP PICS ALONG THE WAY.
WISH ME LUCK GUYS IM FUCKING TERRIFIED.
I'd appreciate some OC tits in return. Really.
Be right back....unless i pass out and break my neck as i fall.
>>672236059
Topkek
>>672238544
Nice dubs Hitler
>>672237747
Ya mean, like this?
>>672238313
They didn't prescribe him anything that would "exterminate" the spiders. Just looked like typical "I dunno wtf this is" prophylactics.
I'm sure a call to a tropical diseases expert could have given some good advice.
>>672238444
I'm actually a doctor. Not even trolling.
>>672238567
>OC tits
lol fgt
>>672238567
stream it u faggot
Bump
This has potential
>>672231562
Idiot no doctor would diagnose that then let you leave. they would remove them, get the fuck out and try harder
>>672238567
Good luck and godspeed anon.
Go op go!!!!
>>672238567
I'll be waiting..
>>672238674
that's actually the one that scared me most gg anon
OP deliver the goods
>>672237530
Fuck water. Drink some shine. Don't worry about bleeding out. High school kids cut themselves all the time and they seem pretty down to earth.
>>672232289
Well, I mean there's always the all purpose rope and bleach ...
>>672238723
So what you're saying is that the faggot OP has a faggot doctor?
Op is schizofrenic or a psycho.. Nothing Will came from that, and he autinflect his wounds.
1 like 1 prayer
>>672238444
Way before 2016.
>>672231562
A "real MD"?
Who do you think staffs an ED. An MD/DO and then some mid level providers like PA or ANPs, followed by a crap ton of RNs and axillary staff. If you had the ultrasound done there (in a fucking hospital, fucking hurr durr) you wouldn't be sent to a god damned PCP vs staying in the place that could act on said information.
Please leave with your shit bait, pic may be real but story is faggoty bullshit.
>>672239154
>Oxy and shine
That's what we call a cajun killer right there.
Please deliver op
>>672239380
Maybe he's in fuckholeland.
Consider something besides what you see every day, anon.
>>672238789
>>672239205
I just assumed OP was American and refused to let a surgeon do it because money.
>>672239319
Yeah I didn't think about a somatic hallucination + associated delusion.
Not enough info to make a schizophrenia diagnosis but the range of psychotic disorders are up for consideration.
All of these people falling for world's worst bait...
>>672238953
Same here!
>>672239462
Don't be so negative. OP doesn't need to hear that!
/b/ logic
>OOO picture look cool, me click
>woweee OP has blud, KEK
>timestamp... CHECK
>me no question anything
>wait for deliver package from OP
>>672237783
Like a mosquito bite. But instead of sucking blood, the spider spits eggs in.
bullshit
>>672239888
Nice trips
I wonder how OP wanna take pics from this process... i mean i'd be distracted as fuck by 3000 Spiders crawling out of an open wound on my arm.
>>672239587
Fuckholeland where they have invested in an ultrasound that definitively dx'd spider sac, then went third world referral mode?
>>672239319
Shit, when you told it now it makes sense. OP is faggot or schizo 100%
>>672231562
Haha nigger
>>672231562
Suck my dick OP
>>672240388
Dubs confirm op is a nigger
>>672232583
I can't believe it's not butter
If OP delivars screen cap it
Im going to take a nap
Kill yourself and let the spiders use you to feed themselves and birth the ultimate spider colony inside of your corpse, it's for the greater good
Spiders killed OP. ABANDON THREAD!
>>672240665
This
LET THE SPIDERS REIGN
>>672231562
Cool story bro
>>672240721
Oh shitfuckasstittsdamnbitch. Op was not winrar
>>672239888
>trips
>truth
wow
>>672240881
He'll create a new species, the skin burrowing spider
Fuck stabbing it with a knife. Just take a shotgun and some buckshot and blast that motherfucker to hell
>>672239587
Still here?
>>672231562
Took a total of 13 pics along the way. Sadly I did NOT get all the shit out of my arm yet so will have to try again later.
I almost passed out when I....noticed what was in that ball of pus...
Jesus Christ.
Pic 1/13
>>672231562
Record it for historical purposes OP
>>672241243
Fuck your pictures suck
>>672241243
upload them all to imgur in an album
>>672241113
And thus a new generation was born
>>672239319
OP HERE
Evidence is being posted now.
Fuck you.
>>672241243
Shit is going down now, preparing my reaction folder
Bumping for more
>>672241243
OHHHH SHIT
oh shit here's the cure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1vbR5qQcQ
>>672241243
2/13
OP PLEASE YOU CAN'T STOP NOW
i genuinly hope that OP's arm is full of puss and dead spider babies, please do not dissapoint.
>>672240915
Skeleton get the fuck out of here
>>672236918
I knew I could believe!
>>672241523
3/13
Sterilized sewing needle enters.
>>672241667
Oh shit it begins
>>672241667
4/13
Other angle.
>>672241667
This thread is heading towards legendary status
>>672241667
DO NOT
TROLL US
>>672241667
holy shit op is actually delivering
>>672241781
Ooops
>>672241667
fuck
>>672241781
Forgot pic
OP?
>>672241856
Damn man op delivered
>>672241856
KEEP GOING!
>>672241856
HORY SHIT
>>672241856
5/13
Removed sewing needle. something is already...amiss. sorry for that shit pic.
OP! OP! OP!
My mind is ready
Post it all OP
>>672241856
>>672242061
Is that lumpy?
>>672242061
It begins..
SHIT IS GOING DOWN
>>672242061
lumps under the skin
>>672242061
spiders?
If dubs op will die of an infection from the wound
I WAS IN THIS THREAD
>>Not one spider of 100000 yet
Oh man, oh man, oh man!
>>672242061
6/13
Something is coming....
10/10 thread OP
>>672231562
Op how did this happen
Like how the fuck do you have spiders inside your hand?
What the fuck happened?
>>672242299
AND GOT DUBS
I LITERALLY CAN'T WIPE FAST ENOUGH
>>672242379
dear god
>>672242379
SHIT
>>672242379
FUCK
>>672242379
OH SHIT THATS HUGE
>>672242379
Banana incoming
>>672242379
Go onnnnnnn
epic bread i guess
If spiders came out of that I'll start fapping furiously
>>672242379
I just don't understand how you know you'll only be taking 13 images...
>>672242394
It wont be spiders.
>this nigga put a needle in the wound
WHERES THE SPIDERS! Starting to think this is just an emo session
>>672242379
pop that shit OP
Quality thread, best I've seen all week.
>>672242379
WITNESSED BY MESO
>>672242379
7/13
Mother brain spotted.
>>672242379
Keep going, im about to cum!
someone screen cap this shit
>>672242536
He said he already did it saying that he wasn't able to get all the shit out of his arm
Op has done me the big frighten
This is great
>>672242596
Such a bad potato.
>>672242596
op what the fuck is that
THE SUSPENSE
PARTICIPATING IN MOST EBIN BREAD OF 2016
>>672242596
>>672242379
Time of reckoning is upon us anons
>>672242596
AYY LMAO
WHAT THE FUCK
JESUS FUCKNUGGET YOU ARE GARBAGE AT TAKING PICTURES
Holy shit OP is actually doing it!
>>672242596
8/13
Jesus the pain was so horrid, it's STILL coming.
>>672242596
We appreciate this must hurt, but this is an epic thread make sure the images are good
>>672242740
this so blurry :/
>>672242535
Agreed,schoolgirling right now..watch the disappointment overwhelm..
>>672239375
That's fucking it
I had enough of you fucking cunts making fun of OP because of his sexuality
>Autism
>>672242740
>implying they're not intentionally shit quality so people can't tell they're being trolled
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>672236059
WAS JUST THINKING THAT SHIT
>>672231562
Cut it open
Remove what's inside
Peroxide
Dress and bandage
>>672242785
Wtf is coming out of there?
>>672242785
PREPARE THE NOPE CANNON
>>672242740
He's probably shaking his ass off because OP is a sissy faggot
>>672242785
Looks like a cyst.
>>672242785
GOD DAMN
IT'S HAPPENING
3/4/2016
OP takes spiders out of his arm.
>>672231562
Picture literally can't look more fake
>>672231562
Seems like summer came early this year.
holy shit
>>672242596
At this moment OP knew... He fucked up
Open it op
>>672242785
OH FUCKKKKK
>>672242838
lel this
>>672242596
>>672242785
so ya got a big cyst there, why all the bullshit spider talk tho?
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
>>672242379
man
>>672241523
dis gon b gud
>>672232800
i don't see shit nigger
>>672242785
Fake as fuck. Dissatisfaction in 5....4.......3
>>672242596
8/13
FUCK some pics didn't work?? gdi.
This is what I got out, this attempt.
Shall we stir it around? See wahts up?
Coming down off meth are you?
NIGGER IS THAT A FUCKING CHEWED BUBLEGUM ON UR ARM?
>>672232494
Fucking normie. Leave.
>>672243008
SOME SHIT IS GOING DOWN
>>672241243
>>672241523
>>672241667
>>672241856
>>672242061
>>672242379
>>672242596
>>672242785
>>672243081
>>672242942
Instead of just replying to it, you could probably open the thread and not show us you have autism.
>>672231562
>>672243081
JESUS
>>672242785
you're becoming a father op
my god what is that!?
>>672232665
Why? Seriously? Why the fuck do you have to subject people to your lunacy?
>>672243081
Fuck with op or i will end you
I think we all need to talk about why half his arm has hair and the other half doesn't.
What the fuck, op?
>>672242785
Why does OP look like he has the head of a dick coming out of his arm
>>672243081
well now
ITS FAKE YOU MORONS
What the fuck is happening in this thread
>>672231562
Dude, stop rubbing ketchup into it ...
>>672243081
YOU BETTER FUCKING STIR IT AROUND
>>672232657
IHE has become meme
>>672243081
That come out from a needle pinch? Lol op.. 10/10. Good job
to soothe the nerves from this nasty shit
>>672243081
FUCK it's a little steamy... FUCK FUCK
On the plus side, I'll be able to squeeze out the rest probably in a couple hours. I'll video that shit for you niggers.
OP YOU FAKE ASS NIGGER APE
>>672231562
call an ambulance retard
the nhs would cover that for free here in the UK to english citizens.
>>672243272
Might have been shaved with his trips to multiple doctors/specialists
Stop posting guys thread limit is real
>>672243272
>can't into hair
What are you, a nigger?
>>672242785
8/13
either op can predict the future or this is pasta
how do you know how many photos you are going to take
>>672243081
Could you take video plssss
ITT: odd, gross shit occurs and a bunch of retarded newfags think it's some great legendary moment that will go down in /b/ history.
Shit nigga, OP's thread about spiders contains not almost no spidermans
>>672243357
>>672243192
This is not ylyl..?
>>672243357
FOR GODS SAKE MAKE THE VIDEO
>>672243357
WHAT THE FUCK
>>672243357
wtf
steam
go to an er faggot
>>672243357
>>672243357
keep going
>>672243357
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>672243357
Suddenly the camera got steamy...yeah sure.
>>672243397
He already said that he took all the photos
>>672243357
Godspeed, OP
>>672243081
It...
it looks like a piece of meat rolled into a ball.
On an arm.
ITS FAKE YOU INBRED AUTISTS
See Billy. That's what happens when you hire a hooker that costs 5 bucks.
>>672243357
>>672243469
>>672243385
>english citizens
are you a fucking idiot? the NHS treats everyone. it's a retarded system
>>672243469
IS THAT SPAGHETTI?
>>672243469
ayy lmao nice memes faggot. nice try tho.
>>672243469
WHAT IN THE FUCK MAN
>>672243469
Your pictures are so shaky do you have fucking Parkinsons
nice effects makeup shitty op 0/10
>>672243469
This mother fucker has spaghetti-o's on his arm and is acting like its fucking death.
We are the niggers, OP is the slave owner, and he is baiting us with KFC
Hahah, wow! Let's post a bunch of funy reaction pics and pretend to be extremely grossed out so we can be part of a legendary thread, hahahahaha!
Fuck you newfags, get over yourselves
jesus fuck
>>672241243
>>672243397
Read the thread fuckwit
Good fap material OP thanks.
I would fkcing cut off that arm fck that shit
>>672243443
Its better then all the trap and fucking loli threads. And the same bait threads that are posted every fucking day. OC is the only reason I still come to this shitfilled site.
OPs a fag, no spiders
>>672243469
How did that even get from >>672243081
to>>672243357
What appears to be a chemical burn?
>>672236059
Those illustrations were nightmare fuel
>>672243572
your fucking samefagging is scaring me, leave the thread already you fucking newfag
>>672240915
go away mr. skeletal
>>672243469
what kind of symbiote is this
>>672243469
spagettiiohs/10
>>672243620
he just cut his arm with a scalpel and proceeded to give birth to Satan through his arm you stupid autist
>>672243469
WHAT
>>672243678
Eh, true.
>>672243397
Try reading next time, brosky. After the OP, he took all the photos and then started posting them.
oh gawd
>>672241856
NO NO NO NEEDLES FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT
>>672243589
Nah not really, if you're European you have to have an EHICard, if you're from elsewhere without insurance lol good luck
>>672242785
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>672243469
new thread inbound
356 posts lol
>>672243469
OOOOH LORD
>>672243860
>>672243469
Looks fake
>>672243357
INSANITY
NEW THREAD NOW
>>672243861
They'll treat you too, but you'll get a bill
>>672242596
is this what hell is like
good luck
>>672243964
faggot
No idea what's going on in this thread, but I'm liking it
Screencap thread and make a new one
NEW THREAD OP
>NEW THREAD OP
NEW THREAD OP
>NEW THREAD OP
>>672243469
nigga did you just pour spaghetti o's on your arm?
Can I be in this reddit post
>>672243469
It WAS kind of hard to stop and snap a pic then set phone back down on the sink.
In this you can see LUMP 2 the one I'm going to video for you.
Also idk wtf is in that pus ball do you? Maybe it's not spiders at all but some sort of fucking larva???
I'm seriously scared guys.
Anyway, I'll be holding a hot rag on my arm until it's "ripe" and just video the whole thing.
I feel really sick right now and ....gonna take some pain meds and shit .
>>672243994
Yeah exactly, as if they were in America or some other 3rd world no free healthcare place, lol. NHS does it right
>>672240650
Took a while to read properly, in the same moment I recognized the joke, I keked.
>>672242785
Holy fucking shit.
How does this shit even happen.
Someone explain it to me please.
>>672243357
STEAM? ARE THE SPIDERS MAKING TEA OR SOMETHING?
nice thread op
>>672243349
Goddamn. Start another thread with MOAR OF HER
>>672244151
Get some Irish courage OP!
>>672244151
Make a new thread
Thanks for taking my advice earlier OP, I knew boiling water would help
>>672244201
NEW THREAD
>>672244078
Screencap what? A shitty thread of some dumbass putting ketchup on his arm?
>>672244151
Why'd you blow your bloody nose into a rag?
