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Help me, /b/, how do I stop being so ugly?
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>>672221945

Marry Katy Perry then divorce her
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work out
eat healthy
shave trim
be confident
stop asking /b/ for advice
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>>672221945
Trim your eyebrows. Rest is just fine I'd say. You look like someone who's into HEMA.
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>>672221945

are you mixed?
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>>672222222
CHECK EM
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>>672222222
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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>>672222222

sheeeeeit
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>>672222222
Noice
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>>672222222
>
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>>672222222
YOU FUCKER
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>>672221945
haircut

>>672222109
kek
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>>672222222
Nice digits faggot.
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>>672222222
GET
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>>672222288
ANOTHE HOLY SHIT.

DUBS WITH QUINTS!!!
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>>672222222
Czech'd
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>>672222222
Fucking waste
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>>672222222
NIGGER KKKONFIRMED
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>>672222222
WASTED
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>>672222222
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>672222222
Dude woot
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>>672222222
shiiiit n
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>>672222222
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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>>672222222
holy shit thats so beautiful
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>>672222222
mother of god, checked
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>>672222222
FUUUUUCCCCCCK NIGGGAA
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kek him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1vbR5qQcQ
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
Septs has spoken
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>>672221945
>probably bait

everything that has to do with hair/body hair change. hair, eyebrows and beard and youd probably look pretty good

>i'd fuck you i mean what
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>>672222222
Win.rar
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>>672222222
Trim eyebrows OP, don't be a faggot
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>>672222222
checked, guess im pretty famous now
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>>672222222
Whoooo doggy.
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>>672222222
Has this even happned befoar?@:!@!#!@#EAG?EWDSfxhjsdfn
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>>672222222
mfw i was here
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Looks like if you trim your face so it doesn't look 'let go', and thin out those eyebrows so you don't resemble groucho marx, and MAYBE cut that hair quite a bit...you'd be fine.
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>>672222222
checked
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>>672222222
nice get
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>>672222222
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyymmmmmmmmmm SON!
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>>672222222
shit
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>>672222222
FUCK, I've been waiting an hour for 2222222, and it's this bullshit.
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>>672222222
holy shit what a waste
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
>>672222222
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>>672222222
The infinity FAG has spoken
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>>672222222

DAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Maaaaa nigggeerrrrr
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>>672222222
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>>672222515
This
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>>672221945
Total face transplant is the only way, sorry.
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>>672222222
Septs is truth
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>>672222222
witnessed
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>>672222222
WTF
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>>672222222
I couldn't even type inb4 shitstorm
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>>672222422
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE DUBS
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>>672222222
check'd!
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>>672222222
FUCKING WASTED
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>>672222222
Now toasting an epic bread.
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cut your fucking hair hippie beta tard
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
I was here
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>>672222222
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>>672221945
B8 xD
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>>672222222
CHECKED
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>>672222715
HOLY. FUCK.
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>>672222797
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>>672222222
I was there
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>>672222222
Nice septs
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
The fuck x7
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>>672222222
History has been written!
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>>672222222
Checked
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PIRULEI BRBR?
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>>672221945
Go to a salon/spa. Find a decent looking female employee. Tell her she can do whatever she wants
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>>672222797
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>>672222222
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>>672221945
Mophobics

he,TILL HERE?

>>672222222
...>>FEEEEEEEEELS
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>>672221945
Eu não gosto de """médicos""" - o curso em cuba é de 3 anos e foca só em preventiva(1 medico por quarteirão) - cubanos, pau no seu cu :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>672222222
Oh lawd...
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
I feel like such a big faggot.
Sorry for wasting this.
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>>672222222
nice
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>>672222222
Dafuq is HEMA
>also checked
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>>672222222
Fuck I've never witnessed anything more beautiful and fucked up at the same time. It's like having sex with a 13 year old- but she's ugly and has nothing important to say.
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>>672223146
kys
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>>672223219
> 13
> Something important to say
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OP's pic is a Brazilian left-wing shitty youtuber, goes by "pirula" and he's ugly as dicks.
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>>672222222
Checked!
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>>672222222
Now we wait for 673333333
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>>672222222
how is it even possible??
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>>672223203
Historical European Martial Arts
Basically, swordfighting.
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>>672223333
HOLY SHIT
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>>672223297
Something like "that's the wrong hole daddy."
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>>672222222
I'm speechless!
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>>672223333
Quads checked. Holy fuck. Nice bread.
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>>672223333
Checked.
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
WITNESSED
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>>672222222
OH GOD WE IN HELL
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>>672222222
>>672222222
>>672222222
>>672222222
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>>672223418
It's always the right hole honey.
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>>672223333
Well shit.

Quads + Trips. Checking Septs.
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>>672222222
God has said TRIM YOUR EYEBROWS NOW
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>>672223333
Wtf is the thread
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>>672222222
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE???
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>>672222222
Wait, b was waiting for this?
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>>672222222
the new 4chan emperor. my liege
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>>672222222
>>672223333
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
Historic
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>>672221945
IS THIS A THREAT? ARE YOU THREATENING ME? YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME, BUT I DON'T LIKE BEING THREATENED
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>>672222222
Noice
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>>672222222
Check'd
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>>672222222
that's all I needed to see. time to hang myself.
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>>672223333
Kek
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>>672222222
THE SEPTS HAVE SPOKEN, OP
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>>672223836
Make sure to webcam.
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>>672223333
Check'd
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>be op
>be ugly as fuck
>go to /b/ for help
>thread gets derailed by this guy
>>672222222
>mfw
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>>672222222
NIGGER
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Cut off your head after chugging a gallon of bleach, that'll make you beautiful.
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ur all forgetting me! Meeee! The 6 getter! Don't pay attention to him!
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>>672223948
ayy lmao
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>>672222222
I want to thank you for this GET.
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>>672222222
Check em
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>>672223577
newfag detected
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>>672222222
holy shit dude
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>>672224021
>filename
K
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>>672223948
KEKEK
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>>672221945

just shave the entire head.
and stop watching porn.
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>>672223948
You are not pirula, and if you are, make science and stop being a normie commie
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>>672222222
top kek>>672222222
>>672222222
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>>672222222
I thought the same thing when I saw his pic. Seriously, just the eyebrows are the problem.

Also, HOLY FUCKING CHECKED
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>>672222222
Obviously you are not a faggot
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>>672223948
Yeah, >>672222222 guy here, also, straighten your hair out, then go to your nearest HEMA club, you'll fit right in.
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>>672224275
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Cut your hair do your eye brows and shave that filth off your face you fucking pansy. Love you
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>>672222222
Hi mom
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>>672223203
Historical European Martial Arts
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>>672224097
No Im not you mongloid, but I jist think this is a get, not something to wait for, like 666666666 for exame.
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>>672221945
>shave
>trim those unholy eyebrows
>buzzcut
>lose weight and get /fit/
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>>672221945
Schlooter IS THAT FUCKING YOU?
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>>672224518
thats too many 6's
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>>672224657
Wait no it's not sorry I'm autistic
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>>672221945
You let go of the irrational ideals of society.
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>>672224765
Good job.
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>>672224819
This. Also cut off your testicles for the lulz
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Pluck your eyebrows and shave a bit
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>>672221945
Seriously, OP, I'm sorry. Just make a new thread. Let's pretend this never happened. I'm not worthy of 2222222. I've only been here for a couple of months.
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>>672222350
No such thing and stop trying to make that a thing you fucking faggot
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>>672221945
if anyone think he's the op...
https://www.youtube.com/user/Pirulla25

good thread op, vewy good thread
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Dammit, Matt, what did Sarah say this time to bring this bullshit on? See what you did? You broke 4chan.
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Losing so many 2s in a troll post about pirula..
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
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>>672224221
>pirula
>science
TOP KEKEKEKEK
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>>672222222
Toast in bred
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5555?
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>>672225554
FUCK ONE OFF
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>>672222222
W I T N E S S E D
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>>672225404
Pussysaurus fossil discovery when
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>>672225595
topkek m8
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>>672222222
MEGA CHECK
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>>672222222
Im here for the queer
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>>672222222
Mother of god, are those septs?
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>>672222109
This one
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>>672222222
checked
also great advice
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>>672221945
piss off brasileiro de merda
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>>672221945
Kill yourself, problem solved
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Roll
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>>672222222
SPIRILIKUIIII
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>>672221945
>Home
Get rid of unibrow, cut your fucking hair, trim the beard and mustache, workout, eat better. Profit.
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>>672223097
caralho, tas falar portugues para quem?
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>>672226177
Check'd
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>>672221945
you look like this guy
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>>672223333
lol'd at all you faggots getting an orgasm over internet numbers, fucking sperglords.
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>>672222350
HOLY SHIT, THREE SINGLES AND ONE QUAD IN A ROW
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>>672226449
Wew lad
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>>672226177
>>672222222
Checked
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>>672224176
>1454369986310.png
What are you talking about?
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>>672221945
You look like the abortion of Russel Brand and Weird Al Yankovic.
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>>672221945
Stop looking like Weird Al with a neckbeard and pluck the shit out of those caterpillars. Nice face otherwise.
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>>672226449
Nice b&
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>>672226690
It means it was saved from 4chan
As in the guy posted his get and someone else saved it
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Most people look a lot more beautiful when they have a dick in their mouth.
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>>672222222
2gasm
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>>672226867
K.
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>>672221945
pongase a chambear pinchi omar XDD
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>>672226571
>Wew lad
>Low quality bait

doesnt get any more autistic than this
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>>672222579
Kill yourself faggot
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>>672222222
CHECKED M8
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>>672227300
See >>672226449
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>>672224933

Nice dubs
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>>672222222
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>>672227532
Nice off by one
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>>672222222

Fucking checked for HEMA
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>>672221945
This wil help.
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>>672221945
You aint ugly bro. just lose the poodle locks, trim that beard a little bit, and smile more. you aight.
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>>672222222
noice
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>>672222222
Hey that's pretty good
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>>672222222
noice.
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>>672221945
You like trees a lot, don't you?
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>>672222109
Hahahahahah
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>>672222222

Trash have been the last 4 GETs.

Go on like this, I cannot.

Newfags... everywhere. Casuals... so many.

This is... another

face...book...
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
>>>/out/
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>>672222222
Cancer.
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>>672227551
Sauce?
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>>672229441
>Implying he's not a newfag
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
toasting in epic bread.
also, checked
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you fucks need to watch your mouths in the presence of septs. How dare you speak like you have!
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>>672222222
le tips fedora, m'anon
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>>672230219
Witnessed

>shiny and chrome
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
holy fuk
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>>672222222
dammmmmmmmmmmmm Daniel
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>>672222222
This is happening
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>>672222222
godlike
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>>672221945
I never noticed that pirulla looks like a jew
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Ameaças, ameaças mesmo
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>>672230154

2006, nigger.
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>>672222222
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>>672232408
ABEAÇAS,ABEAÇAS MESBO
DANDO BOURA
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>>672222222
Check'd
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
>Nine rows of fucking replies
How in Gods name?
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>>672222222
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>>672222222
M-m-m-m-MONSTERKILL!!!
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This usually works.
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>>672222222
I just reply to be a part of this thing
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>>672222222
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>>672235345
underrated comment
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bumper sticker
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>>672221945
Trim your eyebrows, try a ponytail. You're actually not that bad looking. You kinda look like the badass dude from the mummy.
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>>672222222
checkerino
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>>672236168
>rino
>i live in twitch chat
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>>672221945
Get an undercut trim your eye brows, where chad clothes 100% pussy magnet
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>>672226313
The guy on op pic is brazilian, as i am too
porra
caralho
porra
bunda
hue
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>>672222222
you have my sword.
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>>672233984
>>Nine rows of fucking replies
>How in Gods name?
Just nine? Pfft.
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>>672237450
>logga på
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>>672222222
WITNESED
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>>672222222
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get a sex change and wear makeup
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>>672239086
get mekeup and wear a sex change
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>>672222222
WITNESSED
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>>672222221
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>>672222223
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>>672222222
WITNESS CHECKED
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Haircut, trim your eyebrows, and shave that fucking beard
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>Cut hair, Jesus Christ
>Shave face
>Shave eyebrows into something other than a giant disgusting caterpillar
>Lose weight/get swole
Pretty much just that, nothing terribly wrong with facial aesthetics
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>>672221945
Shoot yerself and hope reincarnation is a real thing.....
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>>672221945
Cut your hair. Trim that awful facial hair. Actually, just get rid of the facial hair. Get those fucking eyebrows done. Skin looks pretty healthy, though. Overall, too much fucking hair. Good luck.
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