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Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.
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I never get dubs
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>>672205826
texting with my sister right now
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Czech'em
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>>672205826
k
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Rub a dub dub, check my dubs
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>>672205826
i am not get dubbs
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>>672206011
Check'm
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>>672206011
do it faget
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Pls no dubs
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>>672206088
checked
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>>672206088
Nice job.
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>>672205826
roll
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55 get
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rollingg
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Rolll
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>>672206355
Dubs
Deliver fag
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>>672206355
>>672206399
Winrar
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>>672206399
>>672206355
>>672206088
>>672206011
Deliver
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>>672206437
>>672206448
waiting for reply.
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Dubsack
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>>672206011
>>672206059
>>672206070
loading screenshot
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Rell
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>>672206688
Double dubs
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>>672206688
aw sheet
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>>672206355
dubs decides
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>>672206688
No response yet...
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>>672206355
Not what I was expecting
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>>672206862
Because I have aids
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>>672206862
Charlee? Volleyball? Goos booty tits?
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>>672206862
"You and me in my place tomorrow night".
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I won't get dubs so...
>don't even have females on whatsapp or contacts
>not even my mother
>every time I ask a girl out I get rejected
Instead of asking "why haven't we fucked yet" I should ask "why haven't I killed myself yet?"
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>>672207100
winrar!!!
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>>672206862
Why do you need dubs? Seal the deal. Fuck her already.
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>>672207067
"I've had worse"
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>>672207122
Do it fag
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Rolling rolling rolling.
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>>672207122
>>>/r9k/
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>>672206011
>>672206059
>>672206070
>>672206574
>>672206642

was waiting for a response, she blocked me
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Fuck it, I'll roll.
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>>672207500
no more dubs please
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Rollin for super aids
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>>672207122
You can always ask to someone on the streets, but make sure to film it
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zed
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Don't want thread to die so I'll reroll
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>>672207100
I believe we had a winner, here. WTF?
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Faggot overload
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>>672207100
>>672207191
STILL waiting for a reply.
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>>672207993
Waitingt
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>>672208286
Down the free road
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>>672208286
>>672208373
samefag
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>>672208264
hehehhe anon is gonna get some pussy
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>>672208463
Kill yourself faggot
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Try
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>>672208264
Gg, we got anon laid
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>>672208264

is this a prank?

cause i love pranks
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for great justice!
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>>672208264
Praying for you anon
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Kk
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Roll...
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>>672208705

christ, just look at yourself yeah?
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>>672208264
type this next: I have a very particular set of skills that will make someone like you a pain in the ass. I will find you and I will fuck you.
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>>672209718
meh>>672208264
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>>672209718
Dude what
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roller
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>>672209718
Meh, there's no reply anyway.
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Henry Rollins
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>>672209718

We found Omega.
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>>672210332
thank you
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Ge
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Dubs decides
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>>672210768
you know exactly
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>>672210768
ever played strip monopoly?
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>>672210768
Come over tomorrow and you'll find out
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>>672210768
what do you think it means? it means we're going to fuck in my place.
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>>672210768
So I can fuck you 8 ways to Sunday
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>>672210768
I have a condom in my wallet with your name on it.
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>>672210768
Im gonna give u the ol lickaroo
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>>672211285
reroll
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>>672210768
Changed my mind, you're just a stupid cunt.
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>>672211285
this
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>>672210768
look, im serious. ill pick you up tomorrow and take you somewhere quiet and we can have sex. i know its what we both want, and i figure its about time we just start acting forward. stop playing it so coy <her name>
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>>672211285
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>>672211055
You dumbass, roll for what??
>>672210768
nigga don't do that! These /b/astards will wreck your shit
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>>672211461
reroll
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you up for anal?
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>>672210768
"I mean you're coming over to my place tomorrow night with no panties on."
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please bring a strapon
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>>672205826
Roll
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Worth a shot
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>>672211678
reroll for the fuck of it
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>>672211639
re-rolling for this, anon!! THIS!
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>>672211740
k den
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>>672210768
Im a mean green fighting machine!!!
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>>672211639
This.
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>>672211639
rolling for this
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>>672205969
69 counts as dubs in this situation
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>>672211285
roll
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>>672210768
>what do you mean
Why do women do this? What are they achieving?
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>>672211639
this is good
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>>672211639
lol oh fuck anon, this. rollin
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>>672211285
>>672211053
>>672211018
the edge is sharp with these ones
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>>672211639
i want this
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>>672210925

Rollo
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>>672211872
perpetuating the myth that women arent as constantly horny like men are
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I hope you have a big black strapon
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>>672211776
almost
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>>672211639
Rolland!
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>>672211639
Roll
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>>672212044
deliver
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>>672212044
WINRAR!!!!
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>>672211872
women are more valuable for their innocence, so they have to fake it somehow.
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>>672211991
They aren't though. Female sex drives are very different from ours.
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>>672212044
winrar
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>>672211991
I dont think thats it exactly, but definitely something equally stupid.
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Lets go
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>>672212101
>he fell for it
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>>672212101
this faggot has never had a girlfriend
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>>672212203
Wrong faggot.
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>>672212044
Waiting
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the last woman i talked to was my mom pls no dubserino
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>>672212101
idk about your white girls, but all the latinas are horny as fuck
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>>672212434
spic pls go
don't you have some drugs to sell?
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>>672212375
*rubs hands in anticipation*
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>>672212475
rolling for what u cunt
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Rolleris no LV
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>>672212528
I was, but a guat ran off into the woods with 120$ worth of my weed when we got caught smoking, didnt get arrested but he smoked it all that day

100% serious

ama
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okie okie
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>>672212375
rip in peace op
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rawl
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>>672212958
Just waiting for it too. Niggers smell.
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I wont do it even if I do get dubs.
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why not
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>>672213187
Pussy
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>>672212375
This has not ended satisfactorily
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>>672213187
fucking pansy
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>>672213345
Ikr
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>>672213019
>Rip in peace
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Dub city here we come
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>>672213381
post nigga
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How come I never get dubs?
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Buds is ez lyf imma kms aftee this
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>>672205826
yolo
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>>672213809
Die in a fire you dirty nigger.
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>>672213910
I prefer to be calles "Slave of thy Sand Negros"
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>>672212375
kek
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>>672205826
You normally abnormal unless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1fKSe4sads
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>>672211639
Roll
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The last female was my student, rolling tho'
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>>672213685
Cus ur an fuck nigger
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>>672206862
Where the fuck do you live if it's 7 30am right now?
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>>672207067
Lol
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>>672214368
>texting a student
this fucking guy
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>>672214384

AN NIGGER
AN NIGGER
AN NIGGER
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>>672214450
Australia, QLD.
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>>672214450

>says Melbourne city in text
>Where the fuck do you live if it's 7 30am right now?
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K
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>>672214584
Its 8:30 in QLD
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>>672214643
Oh. I see.
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>>672214787
Yeah, it is NOW. It wasn't an hour ago.
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Another one
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She's on her way down to my car right now if dubs I'll ask her the question if trips I ask it and whip my dick out while recording.
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>>672207122
Kill yourself. Do it faggot.
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Theres another QLDer here mate. Where about?
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>>672215046

dude fuck all that shit

dont limit yourself

you know what you want and we known what we want

just fuck her and pics
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Let's do this
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>>672212375
Alpha as fuck.
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keep rollin rollin roolololoooolin
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>>672205826
Rollioli rollioli give me the dubzaroni
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>>672215428
Rerolling because got nothing better to do
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>>672215646
One more time, then I'm going to bed
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Ez game
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Rolando
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>>672215458
>alpha
>girl never replies
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Rollin'
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Rollbinga and cheese
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