We predict jokes that will be in the new Ghostbusters chick flick.
>>672201743
melissa mccarthy eats something in a really gross fashion
everyone stares at her
melissa mccarthy is like "what, a girls gotta eat"
girl power
>>672201743
The black man continues to act like a sassy black woman and it's supposed to be funny.
I predict no jokes. This will be a fucking disaster of a movie.
>>672201743
I sense some ghost cum.
>a white man will be the evil villain
>whoever cleverly saves the day will be black, maybe a black woman
>>672202078
yeah, it's gonna be horrible. like, pixels bad.
>that ol' ghost honky had anotha thing comin'!
>>672201743
The black girl will have no lines except of a bunch of one liners, such as
Aw hell nah
That ghost dindu nothin
Where the white boyz at?
Dead lives matta
Anyone got sum fride chikun?
Holla at ya!
>>672201895
The biggest joke will be the movie its's self
>>672201895
"I know what will scare away the male ghost. Start talking to them about COMMITMENT, am i right ladies?"
>>672201743
>intro to movie
>old ghostbusters truck is back
>trying so hard for nostalgia
>the radio is playing the first part of the ghostbusters theme but they cut it off before the lyrics will start
>>672201743
The fat one falls down trying to put her suit on
>>672202320
Don't forget
>ain't nobody got time for dat
They'll probably work in a twerking scene
They're going to falsely accuse a ghost of rape and he'll have to spend the rest of eternity as a registered sex offender.
Slimer will be portrayed as body-positive
>>672201743
isn't the movie itself a joke?
i thought this was just an snl spoof until recently
Probably a melissa mccarthy marshmallow man joke, or she's eating marshmallows or something along those lines
Amy schumer fucks everyone acts like its a joke.
>>672202482
Kek
nigger is funny because of niggertalk
Faggot bill murray cameo
>>672201743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXQz_VOdL8c&list=PLF4mxqsb8PmjICnPGOSxOgbWviFr6Y28_&index=35
>>672201743
god, this movie looks so bad :(
>>672202083
https://archive.org/details/Incubus_or_Holy_Ghost
They make the cute nerdy secretary chick from the originals a skinny twink with hipster glasses.
>>672201743
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/03/03/ghostbusters-trailer-destroys-patriarchy-melissa-mccarthy-paul-feig-kristen-wiig-leslie-jones-kate-mckinnon-chris-hemsworth/81258406/
>>672202357
>the whole movie is going to be like Jurassic Park World
>HEY GUYS
>REMEMBER WHEN
>GHOST BUSTERS?
>SPEND MONEY
>>672202854
He wouldn't come anywhere near this movie. I fucking guarantee no one involved in the originals will be involved in this one.
>>672202343
Fucking hell anon....
Origirobot
>>672203158
Yeah, pretty sure that was a big deal. They wanted the original cast but since Ramis died, the original cast said they didn't want to be apart of some bullshit reboot
>>672201743
>beginning of movie
>nigger girl sees ghost
>freak the fuck out
>run
>get home
>crack up nigger grandmas ouija board
>casper appears
>Seinfeld theme song plays
>>672202343
Fuck off, Family guy is shit
>>672201743
>slimer spews goo all over community chick's face
"at least buy me dinner first"
>>672204170
Who the fuck is community chick
>Some reference to proton packs being phallic
>"You look like you've seen a ghost"
>Melissa Mcarthy and Grimer fighting over a slice of cake
>Ghost tries to scare nigger. "Bitch please, I grew up in DA HOOD".
>>672202973
>this
>>672204262
the blonde one thats supposed to be ramis
A ghost will be someones ex and they'll say "why are you mad? You said I could sleep with your brother over your dead body"
>>672204350
Who are even the actors? Black man in drag, "community chick", haha fat girl, and Amy schumer?
>>672204170
I can see this happening and I weep
HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY OMG THAT SHIT HASNT BEEN Done ever
>literally mad
>>672204350
Not the same person.
anyone here that can hook me up with a website to watch tv shows in hd?
>>672204479
>implying any of them ever get laid
>>672201743
we can't call them ghost, that's a triggering pronound, call them left over energy from a sexually identified non-cis genderfluid wolfkin.
>>672204541
Kristen Wiig, Schumer isn't a part of it
>>672204722
That's a terrible joke
>>672202973
Yup, I see this in every chick empowerment movie. Glorified beta male gets teased and cucked by all women in the movie.
>>672202331
Underrated
>A ghost tells a rape joke
>They take a picture of the ghost and put it on Tumblr
>"Sat behind a ghost in this haunting mansion who was telling rape jokes. Really guys? It's 2016. Rape jokes aren't funny. #Feminism"
Is the "black chick" a man or a woman? It looks like a man.
>>672204861
no the ones i have are used by too many people and have crappy servers, theyre in their dying stages. looking for a new website with low traffic.
>>672203158
Sigourney Weaver, Bill Murray, Dan Akroud and Ernie Hudson are all listed in the credits on IMDb right now.
"Lol are guns look like dildos" I can imagine that being said by the fat bitch
>>672205267
No. If any of them are a part of this it will absolutely ruin their careers and reputations.
>>672201743
>dead animal from their childhood sad moment
>hug eachother
>strong wimmin
>>672204724
One of the ghosts will be a skeleton and it will run from them and they will say I can't even get a bone from him
>>672205270
They probably stick it up their cunts at one point to get rid of the ghosts of their aborted fetuses.
>>672205501
Or a boney ghost will go through one of them an they wont be a virgin anymore.
>>672205404
Another thread someone said akroyd was involved in writing but I didn't see that anywhere/didn't check/don't care
>>672205520
>>672205267
A-at least Rick Moranis is keeping his dignity
>>672205625
YOU'VE BEEN BONED!!
>>672205625
black chick
>"That nigga better call you back"
Devirgin-ed girl
>"Dont worry girl, I got this"
>clocks gun
>>672205849
>>clock gun
There will a hallway full of blood like the shining and they will say something about a heavy flow month.
>>672204170
>>672204296
i can see these two happening
also; a joke about alcohol, wine specifically, and how it'll solve their problems
some form of "don't judge me" in response to being caught doing something shameful
manspreading
objectifying Chris Hemsworth
mean man makes mean joke about Melissa McCarthy; ghostbusters shoot goo at him or ghost attacks him or something along the lines of that OR man tries to mansplain something to them/patronize them on how they're acting or what they should be wearing and aforementioned action takes place.
>>672201743
"We are not feminazis."
>>672206666
Double standards exist get the fuck over it.
>>672206666
fuck...whyyy.... at any rolling game I suck and now this.. fuck.. I hate /b/
>>672206666
Devils quads
>>672206790
Bait
>>672203738
Thank you. The writing is absolutely terrible.
>Writers: Lol ok goys lets pick some celebrities and put them in a totally out of place scene and make them do really zany and RAND0M stuff!
>Peter: remember that time I beat sandra day oconnor in a pie eating contest?
>Cuts to peter eating a pie looks over *you gonna finish that?*
>Sandra day oconnor passes out on table
Every fucking family guy ever
>>672202704
>tfw she's not even in the movie yet this still happens
>>672201743
>>672207009
The first couple of seasons were pretty funny, then it jumped the shark
>>672207143
>stock photo dildo
>>672206790
If that's the case bitch, get over the non-existant wage gap. Or the supposed male dominated society. Double standards exist nigger, get used to it.
>>672206790
>get the fuck over it
Why should I? This feminist trolling sucks like the religious trolling and I hate it. Why shouldn't I say its bs if I think it is.. got a problem with opinions?
>>672201743
Mens' feelings.
>>672201743
>ah hell naw that racis ol ghost dont no nuffin bout by nikes
Considering the only joke that I even smiled at during the trailer was the dumbass "OOPS LOL WE TALKED AT THE SAME TIME HAHAH SO WACKY AND CRAZY XDXD" and I immediately considered suicide for even smiling. The final cut jokes are going to be dreadful
>>672206946
not at all. I just see a buncha people whining, it's fucking annoying.
I hated the trailer myself. I especially hated how everyone is forcing themselves to say it looks good. The Screen Junkies reaction video is fucking priceless because they're trying so hard to be positive.
That fat bitch trying to fit through a doorway but she can't because she's fat
>>672201743
There will be no jokes cuz feminism and as we all know everything is against feminists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw
nearly 200,000 dislikes...
>>672201743
Geek girl does something nerdy
Slutty girl does something slutty
Fat cunt does something funny
Nigger does something nigger
>>672205404
Nope. It won't. And I will bet money that yes, they are involved.
>>672207552
>The Screen Junkies
"What are trash YouTube channels?" for 500, alex.
>>672202973
The secretary is now Chris Hemsworth. Seriously look it up.
>>672203344
This
>>672207387
Got a problem with being fat?
>>672206246
Cool gun, Ahmed. Wanna bring it to the White House & aim it at me?
>>672207693
>Logic overload
>>672201743
someting someting i'm on my period
>>672208000
Trips dont lie
>>672207693
>fat girl does something funny
Keep dreaming.
The biggest joke is that everyone itt will buy a movie ticket
The second joke is when Jews continue to cuck every single one of you and laugh otw to the bank because males actually buy their bullshit
These movies are pure niggerdom same as tfa. The masters, Jews, force you to watch a nigger fucking a beloved movie such as Ghostbusters and they know every white guy will watch it. This cycle will continue until they're satisfied because everyone itt will still buy a ticket "just to see how bad it is"
>>672201743
I'm a stronk indipidint wumen und I nid no men
Then everything goes black
>>672207693
>>672202245
>ghost of civil war general
>In NYC
>"AAAWWWW HEEEELLLLLLLLLLL NAW!"
>>672207825
Yeah.. I would have a problem with that... Im not fat though. But I could do more sports again, being honest.
And you? Got a problem being called a stupid cunt, saying men shouldn't protest against double standards while being a feminazi yourself?
>>672208277
Im not going to go see that garbage, not even ironically
Every guy that goes see this shitfest better get their balls torn off by the guy who tears the ticket cause once you see this, you might aswell be sterile.
>>672208277
>every itt will buy a movie ticket
Kek lemme stop you right there. I'm not spending a fucking dime on this trash.
Even if I wanted to see it, it'll be on Netflix for free in a week because it's that bad.
>Period Joke
>Dont need no man joke (can I help you little lady? *shoots ghost behind guy* no but i sure helped you!HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHEHEUHEUH)
>OH HELL NAH YOU GO GIRL NO U DIDNT
>Puke joke in trailer, piss joke somewhere, shit/fart joke later on, most likely from the fat bitch
>le clever plot twist you all saw coming a million miles away "Huh didn't see that coming"
>>672207748
And what aren't trash channels?
>>672205815
>MFWNF nothing will bring him out of retirement.
>not even Spaceballs: The Quest for more Cash
>>672208495
A girl in your life will want to go. You will go stop lying.
>>672207258
I'm not saying it wasn't funny at all, but even from the beginning half of the jokes seemed extremely forced.
>>672208671
Channels that actually review things honestly and don't fake positive reviews because they're sellout fucks.
>>672208417
>Im not fat though
>when her weight starts with 200
>mfw
Only fat bitches will go see this cause they have too much free time. All the nice girls will be too busy looking good.
>>672207403
>Women "comedians"
>Women "writers"
one of the women will catch a cumshot on her face "I've been slimed!!!!"
>>672202967
the fact that you gave a link as a reply to "ghost cum" is unsettling, but fuck it i wanna find out
>>672208277
I downloaded tfa, and I'll download this. Not one thin dime for these kikes.
>>672208695
I dont watch crap.
>not the grey bdsm
>not twilight
>not ice princess movie
Melissa McCarthy will make jokes about how she's fat.
Anyone else despise that fat waste of space?
>>672202967
just checked it, and what the actual fuck
>>672201743
This Ghostbuster outrage is probably the most pathetic thing that has come out of /b/ in a long time.
Why all this forced anger? The ghostbuster franchise had one good movie sometime a hundred years ago and now Hollywood is going for a quick cash grab. Something they've been doing with every single franchise in existence.
But oh noes, now suddenly women are in the movie! Someone call the police!
>>672207758
They'll find a way to make him look like a sperm
>>672207825
yes it's unhealthy and unattractive
>>672209156
>>672209156
We are the patriarchy, its our job to hate women
> AWWH HAELLLLLLLLL NAWWWH
Atleast 500x
>>672201743
>people who torrent are mostly males
>this will be the least torrented wide-release movie of the 21st century.
>>672201743
>Zuul claw it's way out of the nether void. >Growls at the party of lesbians and the huge monkey.
>Overweight millennial shouts a one liner like: "Call this you CIS white scum!"
>Zuul retreats voluntarily back into the eternal chaos.
>Skip 12 hours later, Zuul wakes up in cold sweat.
>"What's wrong honey?"
>"I ain't afraid of no ghost but that place was horrifying".
>>672209156
Its shit, why shouldn't we rage against it. I talk shit about the franchise-gravedigger Green Lantern all the time. Its good for the soul to flame a little.
>>672208794
I won't argue with you there, but I feel like alot of their honesty comes out in movie fights. Especially when they have special guests.
For honest reviews I go to movie bob but he doesn't update enough.
>>672209156
What's forced about the anger?
Also forcing an all female cast is the only thing forced here.
>>672209156
its not 'women are in a movie' its a classic movie being remade with a SJW diversity bullshit twist, proving that this approach just turns things to garbage
>>672209399
>slimer does something
>get lectured for 40 mins why he is sexist
>slimer wants to kill himself
>already dead
>Ghostbusters (2016)
The ride never ends.
>>672209540
Honest Reviews = AngryJoe
He can be pretty autistic at times but he has rarely blown smoke up asses on a review, and he blatantly shat on this movie as well
>>672204350
thats not gillian jacobs although she looks the same
>>672209156
Ghost of Ramis appears and weeps over shattered legacy
>>672202331
Underrated kek
This..
>>672209617
Its not just that there is a Women-Team now. Its the whole shitty remake thing with bad jokes etc. I will (and did already) bitch about a all-testosterone remake of "Big Trouble in Little China" the same way...
Its like with "Total Recall" great movie in its time - and I like to watch it still, even with all the silly effects. But the remake was shit.
>>672209537
That's perfectly fine.
If it's bad movie, then it deserves criticism.
But people on here try to make some ridiculous huge thing out of the whole situation.
>The ghostbuster legacy has been tainted forever
>The jews are forcing their diversity down everyone's throat
Like seriously, get a grip people. Ghostbuster was a fun movie and all, but they've been selling out way before this with the cartoons and the less than stellar second film.
And now, they're just trying to get a bigger share with the female demographic, because none of the old fans would be satisfied with any reboot, because of their nostalgia glasses.
Predicting the black girl to say "OH HELL NAH" at least a dozen times.
>>672205404
>>672202673
Underrated
>>672205625
thanks mr skeltal
>>672210356
>But people on here try to make some ridiculous huge thing
>try to make some ridiculous huge thing
>ridiculous huge thing
Which one of the women are we talking about?
>>672201743
Pretty sure the nig-nog will yell and act like a ghetto chimp. Guess this is what passes as a joke today.
>>672209930
never listened to him, I'll give him a try tho.
>>672208768
https://youtu.be/-59FL3OLdKc
>>672210356
Just because Hollywood has been doing it forever doesn't give it any less reason to say that's ok, you've been being a piece of shit forever we're used to it now go ahead we won't bitch.
That's the problem. Things become the norm and they get accepted. Your mindset proves my statement. You don't seem to care anymore but realize this has happened forever and don't care anymore.
>>672202176
>actually went to go see pixels
>>672210356
>But people on here try to make some ridiculous huge thing out of the whole situation.
Fine by me. The idea sucked, the trailer sucked and the movie will most likely suck, too. I will watch it... not in the cinema, not buying any dvds. But when I can't sleep I like to stream some b or c flicks. And maybe I made a mistake and the new ghostbusters was a brilliant movie - than back in 2016...
But for the time being it seems like shit. Just like the remake of Total Recall did and just like Big Trouble in Little China will...
>>672207825
Aside from type 2 diabetes, early heart problems, clogged arteries, skin stretched life taffy, and not being able to climb 4 flights of stairs if your life depended on it?
>>672211045
Yeah, I literally don't care about reboots. I don't watch them if they don't look promising and that's the end of it.
And you're missing the point. Hollywood cash grabbing has been going on forever, but that's not why people in here are mad. If they were, then you would have seen hundreds of threads about every other reboot as well.
The reason why people on /b/ are outraged is because women are the main cast and suddenly that's crossing the line.
>>672208277
Why would I watch something that I think will be shit?
I mean you're not wrong, but it isn't like most people in this thread will actually watch it, or at least I hope not
There will be a super tryhard reference to Stay puff marshmallows. Some sort of sexy male ghost. Some fucking reverse Janine reference where instead of being bitchy he's super cuck nice and likely shirtless a few times. Some fat fuck mcarthy reference where she either can't slide down the fire pole or gets stuck. Nignogger will go next and force her down or break the pole. Should I continue?
>>672208768
>Family Guy is shit
What? Were you expecting a show like that to have sophisticated jokes to begin with?
>I like Family Guy
>>672209156
You do realize that here on 4chan everybody hates everything right?
Every time a new Pokemon game is released there are threads 24/7 about how shitty it is, regardless of it's actual quality. Nothing is sacred or save from criticism, this is something that a lot of SJW types don't seem to be able to get through their fat fucking heads
>>672211720
Only if you want Hollywood to hire you for part 2
It will watch like it is essentially bridesmaids sequel,but there happen to be ghosts, and add in some big bang theory jokes to cover for the science
>>672212188
Zimbabwe *audio track plays*
>>672208794
Its painfully obvious some of these reviewers are straight up bought by sony. There was one I saw where he says that the jokes are great the cast is great, everything is great and that MOST of the haters are just woman haters. Then goes on to mention how he got specially invited to a closed invite only screening of the trailer by someone at sony.
Then theres some other fool that says something along of the lines that it took a lot of guts from Sony and the writer/director a choose an all female cast, now a new generation of girls will be able to see and appreciate how great the ghostbusters are.
>>672211523
The same thing was controversy on here with tfa
How many other remakes have been done, like remakes of really good movies, like this? I mean this is a recent phenomena. The swapping entire casts with all females due to feminism and sjws. There's never been anything quite like this but yes there have been cash grabs like you say. You're confused about people becoming unhinged about this like it's been a million times before. Well it hasn't been done before. Cash grabbing yes. Not cash grabbing with swapped male/female leads to this extent.
>>672212379
I'd say its great too if I got paid a shitload of money.
But Sony didnt pay me anytrhing so I can be brutually honest and say this is the worst motion picture in forever.
This shit is worse than movies about games.
>>672212439
It's just another variant of cash grabbing.
Women are now a target audience for all kinds of movies, not just romance flicks.
So that's why they're putting females in leading roles.
This is basic shit people, not everything is planned out by the jew overlords.
>>672203703
Are you the asshole that stole my screen play from Starbucks? I'm on the phone with 911 right now so consider the consequences.
Rhat rime of the month joke
>>672212439
>>672211523
>The reason why people on /b/ are outraged is because women are the main cast and suddenly that's crossing the line.
I mostly rage because of the double standards with all the feminist stuff. Flat jokes, racist jokes, sexist jokes... all good and fine, if its coming from a chick
>>672212864
Nope, original idea, dont steal pls
>>672210356
>changing one variable from a shitty reboot suddenly makes it not shitty and worthy of none of the criticism it's received so far
>mfw
Yeah, the whole Jews having to do anything with it and that brand is bullshit but the concept of using an all female cast has simply tainted the idea. Honestly why bother making a movie with nothing new with jokes specifically geared to another gender?
>to make money
I won't be part of that, no thanks. Also reading this gave me cancer.
>>672202974
>>672209156
How would you feel if Alien reboot had a guy as ripley?
Or kill bill had jimmy fallon as beatrix
>>672213436
What a fucking whiner you are.
every period joke ever created will be in that movie
>>672213609
Or if Tomb Raider had Mel Gibson instead of Jolie
>>672201743
If only my ex-husband could blast as much ectoplasm as that last ghoul I wouldn't have to work
dan akroyd will show up with a cheesy line hopefully bill murray turned down the money and wont make an appearance after all
>>672213810
So like 2?
>>672203703
I would watch that
>>672213436
>I won't be part of that, no thanks.
So then don't. You think anyone gives a shit?
You think every movie has to appeal to you? They obviously didn't make this movie with your or my taste in mind.
So I won't see it. And you shouldn't either. ANd that's all that needs to be done.
>>672213658
>he's a whiner because he won't be flipped over and squeezed for every penny like everyone else
Anything else you'd like to add anon?
>>672212842
Technically it is planned. Movie makers see a trend in research. More women are paying for movie tickets or whatever. So ya, it is planned.
>>672213825
I would watch that just 4 the lolz
>>672214053
fags like you allow shite like this to be made. how do you fucking sleep, nigger?
>>672214028
I should write the whole movie in greentext then post it on Tumblr
>>672214053
So let me ask, how does it appeal to you? instead of shitposting a very common opinion why not contribute something
Girls "Who you going to call!!?" Melissa McHam "Pizza delivery? "
>>672213609
>>672213825
This seems to be a impossible concept to people here, but personally, I only care if the character works, not if the character ha a dick or a twat.
They make a new Alien movie with a guy as the main character? If he's a decent character, I don't have problem with that.
Just to be clear: I didn't say tthat the new Ghostbuster cast is good, I'm just saying I don't condemn them just because they're chicks even though the previous cast was all male.
>>672214333
It fucking doesn't appeal to me.
That's my fucking point. Because it doesn't have to. It's just another movie I won't be seeing. But nothing to get angry over.
>>672203158
Fuck your retarded guarantee
>>672214453
The character of those women doesnt work.
Theyre women and scientists, capturing ghosts and making one liners?
Where have you ever seen that happen?
Go look at pictures of female scientists, none of them look like they just graduated gender school.
>>672214154
It's planned as far as financial gain is concerned, yes.
But not planned by the jews in their efforts for world domination.
I feel its gonna be so much cringe
probably wont beable to see it fully, I mean, Im cringing already jjuts thinking about this shit
>>672214651
Yeah I simply stated it. All you did was acknowledge an aknowledgement and still managed to find yourself angry. How confusing.
>>672201743
>Jenny Maccarthey: IM FAT
>audience laughs until hernia
>>672201743
There's gonna be a stream crossing joke
>>672214901
post some proof.
>>672214811
Like I said multiple times: I don't think that the new characters are good, but the fact that're women doesn't bother me.
Any type of feminist humor
Holy shit, does that say Yates? Great, now I'm associated with this fucking movie. Kill me now.
>>672215129
Do you have a disability or is your reading comprehension just non-existent? Did you get anything I said?
Reread the comments and then come back if there's still something that you don't understand
>>672215219
>I dont think
You figured it out. Do women massively fight for justice, freedom etc?
No?
There you go, these women are secretaries at best.
You cant just say shit like that because even if ppl say women are strong it wont click with people cause women havent ever been strong or fighting.
You cant just "say" something and expect people to eat it.
This is a parody at best.
>>672215614
> Do women massively fight for justice, freedom etc?
yes.
>>672201743
>Big nigger lets a massive fart out
>It's a ghost
>Actually a friendly one
>Let's call him Patriarchy
>mfw new ghostbusters fart patriarchy
>>672201743
I am the gatekeeper. Take me to the other gatekeeper.
>>672215614
How does that relate to anything I've said?
I personally don't like the characters. You don't either. Maybe the women audience that they're obviously aiming at likes them. Maybe they don't.
Hollywood tries to make money and they didn't have the fans of the original in mind to get that money.
That's all that is happening.
>>672215882
What 2% in the army?
Is there a war going on in the kitchen or something?
Killing cockroaches doesnt count.
>>672216077
>the army fights for justice and freedom
Lol, that's the stupidest thing that's been said in this entire thread. Congrats.
>>672215882
Not that anon but there are very very few women in the military. And even then women aren't allowed in combat roles.
>>672216346
>>672216077
Wow, even two people with ridiculous opinions.
>>672216060
>Maybe the women audience that they're obviously aiming at likes them
Ofc they like them, but think about it, what is all this but a woman's power fantasy? Who will watch this? Women who will idolize themselves with the characters, look at the characters, you said you dont like them. These kinds of women will watch it, the women you dont like. And Im not saying this is not ok. Do what you want, but dont turn a male movie into a female cause its easier, think of your own shit pretty pls and thank you.
>>672215560
>>672215560
It seems you don't understand due to fact you have to jump to insults after running out fuel for your fire. How about this, why come to a thread that's completely filled with people who hate the idea of the movie and the flame the nearest person? At what point did you actually think this was a good idea? So the real question is, are you retarded? Because I don't think you understand why people come on here; and of course it's to have an opinion. What you did was flame someone, speckled in some fbombs and said I was angry. At no point in time have you ever made sense, so lurk moar is my only advice for you.
>>672216507
Want statistical proof, or are you gonna say thats an opinion too?
Why is your opinion right then?
>inb4 it just is
>>672216507
What I said wasn't opinion, it's fact. 14.5% of military positions are filled by women. And only about 7% are in a position of any importance.
In the front lines there are only slightly more than 2% women. If you disagree with these figures than give me a citation to a reputable source
>>672216880
I wasn't talking about how many women are in the military. I was talking about the fact that you seem to equate fighting for justice with being in the military.
>>672216880
>are you gonna say thats an opinion too?
It's how she feels, man, and her gender studies have taught her it's sacred.
Someone needs to a side by side video of scenes from the original and scenes from the new trailer.
Sigourney weaver possession scene:
>BM: Zull huh?
>Ya know you could've picked up the place if you were expecting someone
New trailer:
>IMA SLAP THE PAIN OUTYA BITCH
Slimer scene:
>Its right here Ray
>I got slimed!
Trailer:
>EWWW I GOT SLIME IN MY VAGINA!
>>672216992
See here:
>>672216239
>>672217096
>>672216507
>>672216992
Another thing to note is that the largest groups that contain women in the military are medical, communications, and supply divisions.
An example would be the navy. Women make up 46% of the Navy's medical staff despite the low amount of women in the navy.
>>672217096
Are we gonna talk about female police officers, female fire fighters cause there arent a lot of them either.
But I know where youre going with this, youre aiming for the "street rallys". Even there youre not the majority.
Who gave you right at all? Men, youre welcome.
>>672217164
It might be just a troll, but Im enjoying my anger.
>>672201743
1.Black girl says something black
1.White girls respond with odd looks
1.Black girl says something black
2.Ghost ooze compared to semen
3.Right before the big fight scene, one of the girls says, "Time to Bust Ghosts"
>>672217468
That's the attitude.
>>672207852
>>672217185
My reply was simply telling you that there are not a lot of women in the military, I have no stake in the conversation beyond that.
You claimed that women fight for the country in mass numbers, and I am contradicting that.
>>672215882
>>672207272
>>672207143
Jezus fucking Christ hahahahasha
It's SLIMEAGGEDON
>>672217384
>Even there youre not the majority.
I'm not even a chick.But it's funny nonetheless that this whole debate is nothing other than you taking out your anger on women, real pr percieved.
>>672216880
>>672217164
>>672217384
i hope these guys are underage otherwise this stupidity is horrible.
>>672217776
off by one, nice try NIGGER
It's that a curling iron?
>>672209156
I agree. Ghostbusters is just fucking gay in general
>>672217794
Can you discard of your balls pls? You are a woman now.
You talk and think like a woman, according to the SJW's you agree with, they would call you a woman.
show tits or GTFO
>>672217833
Seriously tho
I predict lots of police brutality jokes
#ghostlivesmatter
>>672203738
That's why he posted that here. In case you haven't noticed, we're bashing a bad movie.
>>672218158
But ghosts are dead nigga
Is this the group, Anonymous?
>>672217631
Does nobody have basic reading comprehension in the entire thread?
>>672214294
do it fagget
>>672215614
Are you autistic?
>>672218158
valid point
>>672218402
check out alexa.com's user metrics for 4chan. It's like, OVERWHELMINGLY school kids now.
>>672207272
>This
>>672217833
>Ad hominem.
>>672209156
Someone disagrees with you "SEXIST! MALE PIG! MISUGUNY! TEH PATRIARCHY RAPED ME!"
Typical feminist logic
>>672201743
>cake gets slimed
>fatty picks up it
>black man says 'u really gon eat dat wit slime on it?'
>fatty: 'slime is like 200 calories at most'
>fatty eats cake
>black man: o no u di-ent
>fatty: tastes kinda like shower gel
>black man: how u kno wat dat taste like girl
>fatty: don't ask
>>672218850
I wouldn't be surprised.
Like seriously, half of the people who respond to something I've written, either don't adress a single point I've made or just horribly misinterpret basic sentences, that are not ambiguous at all.
SOC-JUSTERS!
>>672209156
As bait as this is, I couldn't care less about women starring in it. But the trailer is everything that is wrong with filmmaking today and it makes me sick.
>>672218997
that was just an independent observation, not a part of any argument.
Probably won't happen but patrigeist
>>672208277
I torrent my movies like any normal autist, shut in would. 10/10 can't wait to watch
>>672201743
this shit is alredy a failure... but the new mix of the soundtrack sounded pretty good in the trailer... I think it's kinda sad that ths is the only positive thing to say about it
>Gozer returns
>But womyn can't be villains, only white cis men can be villains
>For that reason Gozer transforms into the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
>The fatty eats Marshmallow Man
>gb1: i can't find the ghost
>gb2: it's not over here
>gb3: it's not here either
>gb4: what are you, men looking for a clitoris?
Melissa McCarthy has trouble getting in/out/over something, stops wiggling for a second, looks at the group and says "Time for plan B"
>>672205260
putlocker.is is a good one that i use.
>>672214453
I have a problem with women as the new Ghostbusters, not because they are women, but because they take already established characters and destroy them. You could have it that they where like the kids of the old ghostbusters or something, but redconning the established characters is what gets me mad.
Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.
>>672201743
Geeky one says something to the effect of;
"We don't have a 'GHOST' of a chance!"
Followed by a massive akward silence before the black one says
"Why don't ya leave them jokes to the us gurl? Hmmm"
>>672207684
>that trailer
Holy shit. I didn't want to see it anyway because it sounded like blatant pandering, but that looks awful on every level.
>>672221604
It's a reboot, not Ghostbusters 3.
The old characters are not written out of the world, this is basically a parallel universe where the ghostbusters happen to be female.
And again: Does this movie diminish your love of the previous ones in any way?
>>672208359
This could actually be in the movie already OMG
>>672207684
Up until the 0:30 second mark it acutally looked pretty cool and I liked the opening. THen fat got everywhere and I died
>>672207009
Because i watch animated sitcoms for the logic? Dumbass
>>672201743
You idiots don't realize,mother haven't even written the jokes yet. They producers just post up on 4chan and wait for a thread like this that LITERALLY writes the jokes for them.
>>672222369
I don't love the old one, I only seen it as a kid a long time ago. And yes the Old characters are now not canon anymore. I know its a reboot, otherwise it would have maybe interested fans of the original. ANd while i am rambling, i don't really get the target demographic ... I would thing Ghostbusters is mostly loved by middleaged men, because they saw it when they where young, so why make it a ghostbusters movie ?
>>672201743
The fat(test) chick will act like a man, being very violent with a very thin and possibly pale beta-like male that pretends to be a big deal.
Maybe some pretending to be a male stuff.
Also, nigger victory dance.
>>672205174
lol
"we could have better gear if we got paid more" " "girls, we don't get paid enough to do this shit *cocks weapon*""
I can easily see the second one being in there.
>>672223547
It's not the craziest idea for a reboot. Even if you're not a fan, everybody knows the Ghostbusters. The name and the msuic ring a bell with everybody.
So just put out another movie to make some quick, easy money.
It's as simple as that.
