Evil/illegal things you got away with or do /b/? Can be anything from stealing a pen to murder. I spat on a ginger kid and punched him in the face.
That's not illegal? you were just a dick.
>>672182738
Yeah, so comes under evil, just isn't that bad.
Hello, FBI.
Nice try OP, nice try.
>>672182663
used to steal food from the local stores as a kid, only got caught once at a shitty corner shop. must have lifted easily £300 worth of stuff over a year. my friend used to punch cats and torture frogs and i used to watch, that was some nasty shit
I hit and killed a guy on the freeway.
>>672183262
But he wanted to kill himself so I was the un lucky bastard who helped him.
>>672182738
Harrasment and assault charges. If it affects someone else there's a good chance it's illegal.
>>672182663
Nice try FBI
>>672183474
yeah but chris hansen isnt an fbi agent so the nametag is actually correct
I one illegally downloaded a porn
stole like 15g from my old job
>>672183570
Thank you for the laugh
>>672182663
When I was 21, I contacted my gf's 13 year old cousin behind her back, and we went on a date of sorts. Ended up at a cheap hotel and fucked her. Only time I ever took someone's cherry. GF never found out, but she cheated on me later, and we broke up.
this
>>672183654
Pussy was tight?
Robbed a fool trying to buy drugs a few days ago. Had a bag full of money.
>>672183922
Yeah. But not amazingly so. No muscle development there. My favorite part was sucking the just starting to bud titties.
Am I evil?
I steal things on a regular basis
in the same fucking store for more than 3 years, they still don't know shit about me. I get out with a 5kg+ bag and they do not suspect anything, these faggots.
I used to steal vidyas at the same store for a while, I got caught once because the "friend" I was with was telling to hurry the fuck up every 5 second, I ended up putting the games in my bag without removing the anti thieve shit
I also stole 300€+ worth of pens, and more than 1500€+ worth of energy drinks
Vandalism/assualt/robbery/stealing/drugs & selling / burglary / Escaping cops in car / extortion. Everyone's stupid when you're younger, its all about life choices.
>>672184591
by the same store for vidyas, I mean it was another than the one where I steal the other shit
>>672183654
I have the opportunity to fuck my coworkers 13yo daughter. (Have to escort for a weeklong trip to france) But I'm worried I might get caught if she gets too attached or something.
My GF got so fucking fat I'm so unsatisfied, wouldn't even care if she found out and dumped me.
>>672185625
Lol. That's what ur worried about. Getting dumped. Lololol. Just don't do kids. There's always an allure, just cause of biology, I mean we can tell ourselves whatever we want, can pull the old "no way!" Card, but we aren't being entirely honest. But in actuality, just meh. Kids suck. I can't even fuck 19 year olds without being like wtf ur retarded. So yeah. In the end sex is really just sex.
>>672186045
sex is just sex
but not matter how sex is just sex you can still get in prison for just sex
I raped and creampied an unconscious girl in her tent at Burning Man a few years ago.
And I staged a cash register robbery with a friend at a gas station I worked at while I was in High School.
>>672184339
are you ?
I sold about 20 kilos of methylone to a bunch of different people at MDMA price, and said it was MDMA. Used fake name fake everything. It was high quality stuff, looked legit. Made about 800k net than just moved back home and resumed my life with a bunch of cold hard cash. Currently work as a technician in a data farm out in the middle of fuck nowere. Make around 40 bucks an hour so I really just use the cash for occasions. And the occasional investment. Life is pretty easy
>>672186326
Yeah. So like. Same logic. If it just means prison. Who would do it. Lol
>>672187142
>Lol
kill yourself
>>672187510
Lolol. Sorry mayn. Currently rolling so my 4chan face isn't on.
stealing goods, not giving back money/cellphones i found, having some naughty time with others when i was a first grader, peeking into toilets at school, trying to see some tits of my teachers, i have seen some nipples, wanking in the classrom, in the middle of a class ofc, many times. just the usual shit...
I used to masturbate in public all of the time. On a weekly basis. I would walk around public parks with my dick out, or just run around completely naked in my wide open back yard and jack off in full view of all the neighbors. Hell, in my front yard even, in full view of a busy street. It blows my mind that I never got caught. This shit went on for years.
One day during my senior year at high school, there was this fag with a shirt on that said "keep staring, I might do a trick".
I looked at him and said "I dont like your fuckin' shirt". Next thing I knew, I snapped and got him right in the nose. I gave him a boot in the knee and he crumpled over.
I was also involved in a heist of sorts if anyone is interested.
>>672182663
>I've had sex in the missionary position with the opposite sex [for the sole purpose of procreation]
Yeah I fucked up I know.... I'm contemplating ending it all.. I'm also eating my breakfast and dipping my bacon in ketchup. Don't ask me wtf my problem is
>>672188385
u sound like an edgy faggot
>>672187582
>4chan face
Implying 4chan has a face? Fuck right off you cheeky fucking cunt.
>>672188646
A lack of a face is still a face mayn. Semantics be semantics. Even a dark abyss is still a face if it's a head. Not a good one. But it's a one
>>672188603
that's just like, your opinion, man.
stole $250ish from electronic stores and pushed various drugs
>>672188870
>jew detected
I raped a coworker when we were the only ones in the store. She had a crush on me, we flirted for a while, and one morning I decided to go for it. She didn't want to and was trying to resist/talk me out of it, but I fucked her and she never said anything because her own feelings left her confused about it.
>>672188903
Nice meme man
>>672182663
I threw handfuls of pollen at a kid. He had an allergic reaction bc some of it went in his mouth and eyes and he had to life flighted to a hospital. Never saw him again.
I was in high school and I killed myself one time sadly.
>>672182663
Stole boats as a kid. 4 boats in total, busted once. Owner did not want to press charges.
>>672189292
cool milhouse pic, friendo. Im gonna save that. wow, very cool.
i injected 3 marijuana once and now i am a gay
Blew up a porta potty with a pipe bomb
I got caught stealing from a grocery shop yesterday, have been doing this for like a month, fuck fuck fuck.
>>672187142
Technically you can go to prison for fucking any chick these days, but you're just less likely to go for fucking women over 18 because they have to actually have the conniving gene in them to claim rape. Whereas with kids it's rape no matter what.
>>672183564
This isn't an autism support board. You don't have to tell everyone you're autistic.
>>672182738
spitting on people is a felony in the US
>>672187582
Fuck you, you degenerate get a job
>>672183628
story?
>>672182663
me and 3 other guys from college..
planned a meet up with a drug dealer,
we broke his legs and stole everything
he had on him.. yeah..
>>672189526
Thanks newfriend, take this rare pepe too.
>>672189526
>>672190436
Now a pepe thread;
NIGGAS gimme yo rarest Pepe ~
>hate brother
>his gf is hot as fuck
>we both had 3 classes together so I spent all my time being friendly with her
>a bit of light flirting
>get invited to a party
>invite Bros gf Jane
>she's down, doesn't go out much
>she tried to invite my bro but he had to work that night
>2 hours later me and Jane are having a fantastic time
>both pretty drunk
Had to support eachother to get to her car
>we both decided to sober off a little before I drove us back
>I knew this moment was critical so I didn't hesitate and pulled Jane close to my while we waited in the back seat
>she jumped a bit but didn't separate entirely so I took this as a go
>I did a bit of light kisses while lightly embracing her
>she was pretty drunk plus I'd spent the night hitting on her, not sure which was the more effective
>after about 10 minutes of grabbing and sucking on each other she stopped almost all resistance(she insisted on only giving a blow job since anything more is cheating)
>mfw she let me take pictures
>mfw next day I bought a 2nd phone
>mfw I sent a vid and pic of Jane sucking my balls while giggling
>mfw I came home that day to my bro being chewed out since he punched a hole in his room wall
>>672189526
>>672190436
>>672190656
A robbery of a kind and using that money to buy items and move them into an "abandoned" apartment which there lives one of the biggest gangsters in my country
>>672189526
>>672190436
>>672190656
>>672190780
>>672182663
i beat up a bunch of people in a drjnken rage for no real reason. they had to use bottles to stop me. i had to get stitches. i attacked them and wouldnt even stop with bottles. they were all arrested for attempted murder. all i said was i didnt remember to the cops.
>>672182663
i once watched a video on iplayer without a tv license
I sold a bunch of fertilizer last week to a guy who almost definitely means to blow something up. I could've reported it but I didn't.
>>672184339
not if you're a shaman; literally some of the most peaceful people on the planet
>>672182663
I voted for Trump last Tuesday
Pushed a little emo kid into the circle pit at a lamb of god show. Little fucker disappeared.
>>672190684
I'm the guy who use to jerk it in public.
There's not much else to the story. I got so used to jacking off to porn of girls in public, that I got off on doing it myself. As far as I know, I was never seen by anyone except for a girl in the backseat of a car, and two guys in another car as they passed my house.
I'm still really boggled as to how I never got the cops called on me. My backyard had no fence, and neither did any of the houses around me. And when I did it in parks, there would sometimes be people around. I'd just put my dick up quickly and then resume when they were out of sight.
I feel terrible about it all, and yet, when I get the chance, I still do it occasionally.
Stole about 10k from a subway I was working at in college over the course of like 2 years. Rang up sub, took cash, deleted order, no sales drawer, kept cash. Paid for my weed and rent and my boss was a retard. Subway went under 3 months after I left.
>>672187056
that's really nice
nice, man
>>672191616
damn dude that's risky. Sex offenses are no joke, they can really fuck up your life. Talk to a therapist bro
>>672187056
Sounds legit Mr. Pinkman.
> I went driving at night in my (then) new car.
> Local, know the roads, etc.
Speeding massively.
> Next thing I know, flashing lights.
Itsdapopo.gif
Imma no lose licence for this.jpeg
> Stupidly try to lose them down twisty lanes
THEFUCKAMIDOING.mp4
> sudden realisation and return to senses
> go to pull over in layby ahead
> miss layby in the dark and end up stopping at a side road junction
> Fuzz come round bend, zoom by me full pelt, lights fade round next corner
> pull out of side road, continue driving
> police car stopped ahead
Oshi-
P-P-P-Poker Face
> motioned to pull over behind them
> "Were you just at that junction back there?"
> "yes, officer..."
> "Did you see a speeding vehicle?"
> "yessir. Almost crashed, scared the crap outta me."
> "But you're ok?"
>" yes, fine. Just a long day and looking forward to bed."
> "I know that feeling. You're not the car we're looking for. Move along."
Didhejustsaythat.obi
> he goes back to car, waves me on
> Drive home, go to bed.
>>672190728
Why on earth would you ever want to fuck something your brother has fucked.
That's foul
>>672192371
I know it. I keep it tame if I do it these days. I do it in the car as I drive, or just in front of the windows at my house. And it's only every few months or so.
But yeah, it was really fucked back when I was a teen. And it went on for eight years.
>>672192606
Best story I've read in a long time!
>>672189446
Are you ok now?
>>672193641
I recovered after some time in therapy.
>>672189950
Bullshit, it's assault which is a misdemeanor unless you spit on a cop. Post your source
>>672192606
I have a similar story
>just smoked a few blunts
>high as fuck
>decide to go get some munchies
>head out to my local mcdonalds
>on the way back it started raining
>there's this one really sharp turn on an incline right before my street
>still high im zoning out
>speeding
>go to make the sharp turn and my car hydroplanes
>end up sideways in a ditch
>lady driving behind me saw everything
>she stopped to see if i was alright
>she gave me a ride home
>i go smoke a bowl pack and tell my dad what happened
>he drives me up to where i crashed
>there's police there already
>lady who drove me home came back and talked to the police, told them i wasn't speeding
>police officer walks over to me and starts asking me questions
>asks me if im on any medication after like 3 minutes
>tell him im schizo
>he just nods and tells me to get the car towed
>i ask him to call my insurance for me
>mfw he does
>takes care of everything and i get a claim
>still high as fuck but kept a straight face the entire time
And i got away with it too
>>672183367
I'm pro suicide and all, but there's something about throwing yourself in front of a car subjugating someone to unwillingly kill you. Causes me to lose any respect/sympathy that I would have for them. Sorry that happened to ya, fam.
>>672182663
>Had consensual sex with an 18 yo girl under a bridge and a cop ran down and interrupted halfway while we were naked and put me in a car for 10 minutes then let me go and told me to get the fuck out of there
>smoked pot with the crew and got in my car. weren't enough seats for all of us had 5 people in my 2 door coupe so we put the youngest and shortest - a 14 year old kid - in my big trunk. it was willing and i had a pillow in the trunk he slept and woke up when we got back and just said "damn nigga what happened i was sleeping"
>>672182663
fucked my daughter
>>672194422
Pic or it didn't happen
I stole milk from my local elemantary school
>>672182663
i used to drive home drunk all the time
threw away food I got from food bank because I didn't feel like eating it
>>672184591
You should probably stop tho, if they've noticed they might let you keep doing it so they can give you a bigger charge when they decide to grab you
started to manipulate a friend when he was like 14 and a normie hiphop-fan and shit. i was like three years older and a mentor for him. forcefed him 24/7 with nihilistic, suicidal and misanthropic thoughts, made him to cut himself etc. blabla long story, it ended with his suicide by train while i recorded the conversation and act with my mobile.
my greatest success in life.
and i persuaded a girl to let me cut her arms up with a razor while i was in psychiatry. a shame that i lost her number
>>672192628
My brother and I DP'd our baby sitter last year lol we was drinking at his house we invited her milfy ass over and we got her drunk and railed her on the couch.
I'm 24 and he's 25
>>672192628
I fucked a chick who I later found out had fucked my brother earlier that year, we don't have the same last names so she didn't think anything of it. He just about shit his pants when he found out though lmao
>>672190987
you motherfucker
>>672186411
You staged an armed assault!? That's awesome lol
>>672182663
I only pee in the sink - wherever I am.
>>672182663
I immediately delete my torrents after finished download
>>672195899
lies
I like doing fake IDs for the underage in my school, (Legal age for everything is 18 here)
>>672197342
>MY O MY HES A DEMON SAMURAI
>WHOS THAT GUY WHO HAD TO DIE
My gf likes to watch me give oral sex to her 11yo sister
>>672184339
Faggot
>>672197342
steel balls
>>672198480
That's hot. Any pics?
>>672182663
>I spat on a ginger kid and punched him in the face.
God's work OP, God's work
>>672182663
when i was drunk i broke into someones apartment and had a shit
>>672198986
I wish i had pics
Friend of mine didn't take his prescription for adhd consistently during jr high so I bought an extra bottle off of him for $20 Told people it was speed and sold it for $20/pill, made ~$880.
Best friend and I were over at this girl I had a crush on house during 8th grade, she was staying at her aunts who wasnt home. We basically raped her, she kept trying to talk us down but my just gave up after we had most of her clothes off and my friend put his dick in her mouth. We both fucked her, later I ended up dating her friend. She never brought it up again.
Same best friend 2nd year of highschool, the cop that worked at our hs lived around the corner from friend. He was a prick, and had busted a few of our friends at this point so we set his personal on fire and booked it. Walk around the neighborhood later that day ~noon and the garage was slightly pushed in and the windows in it were melted, car was completely trashed.
stabbed a dealer and stole 1/4 kilo worth of coke instead of paying
>>672199600
none of that happened.
>>672199539
Are you sure you don't have them? Just upload them through your home network, it's faster
>>672182663
Stealing beer from a store with friends at age 14 (12 years ago).. Stole several times..
Blew up homemade bombs here and there, in mailboxes and whatnot..
Poured gasoline on the road and lit it with a lighter during dark nights so cars slammed their brakes..
We were just a bunch of little shits doing little shit things..
>>672199951
Fucking kek
>>672199951
well ok, ill see what i can do...
>>672182663
Hey, FBI - I'm not from over there so fuck you.
I sell human beings for a living. Average goes for €60, white girls with blonde hair and blue/green eyes can go up to €12.000
It's not like in movies.
We use trucks, most of the time.
Human beings once broken won't even run away.
Shackles only required when abducting teenage/adolescent/adult people, and usually not for more than 3-4 weeks.
AMA, I guess.
>>672182663
The only thing Illegal I did really was I peed into someone locker in Highschool and a groped dozens of girls from Middle - Highschool
>>672200246
What country and how do you avoid being caught?
>>672200246
What do you personally think would be the best option for anybody looking to invest into stock?
I lift stores very occasionally xD ^.^
>>672200246
How do you lure or abduct the people?
I once graduated at the top of my class in the navy seals
I glasgow kissed a kid in a school basketball game.
He went to hospital and I got ejected from the game ,but I was shit and he was by far they're best player
Stole tons of stuff as a kid
Lots of software piracy
CP
Paid a 5 year old in the Philippians to masturbate on webcam
Many hookers
Sexual assault
Cheated on ex gfs
Violated restraining order
Committed treason
Stole from employer
Speeding
Produced porn
Personal armied a bitch who screwed me over
Harassed lots of people
All that but I still think I'm a nice guy
>>672182663
I once hit a man in Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and just kept on going. I don't know if he's alive or dead... but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.
>>672200444
Not him, but look into companies that produce tattoo removal equipment
>>672182663
>be six
>find bricks in my yard
>start throwing them at shed next door
>smash all the windows out of shed
>dad hears the noise
>comes out and takes me to neighbours house
>tells neighbour I smashed out all the windows
>I apologize
>neighbour just nods and closes the door
>I win.
>>672182663
I used to spit on and fight kids all the time, it's called middle school you pussy
>>672200386
Can't tell.
There's no one to notice us. We take children of families that are too indebted to go to the police.
Or we take backpackers. They are rare, but it pays awesome (up to €12.000 per person if good looking).
>>672200444
Small-time illegalities to build up revenue, then weapons, prostitution, alcohol, tobacco (not so much), and gambling.
For legal business, this is what pays the best and are all businesses that will NEVER die. Although tobacco is in decline.
>>672200509
Drugs. Or we simply go to a family who owes too much and collect their youngest.
Human trade is good business, and there are many people who literally buy a modern slave for house-keeping/ similar.
Next time you're visiting someone who has a butler, it could be possibly a slave, lol.
Human race is fucking insane.
>>672183570
In the US it isn't illegal to download porn because porn can't be copyrighted.
>>672200764
But I haven't killed anyone yet so I do have that going for me
>>672183690
The worlds largest pizza store ever.
>>672195782
Congratulations
I fell in love with a jew
>>672200944
>Drugs
As in you go up to a random person and say "Hey, want to do some drugs"?
Seems sketchy
Uh okay.
>Be in highschool
>skipped too many times
>one more skip and you're suspended anon!
>I don't want to go to class
>brilliant idea
>go to office
>Hey secretary I'm waiting for my mom to pick me up to bring me to an appointment, I'll be sitting out there in the common area until she arrives
>okay anon
>sitting with friends having fun
>20 minutes left in the period/day
>go back to office
>hey so the appointment was cancelled so I will just be going back to class now sorry about that
>okay anon
>leave with friends and go home and do drugs.
Yesterday morning I wanted to have sex and my gf didn't want to but I got on top of her and fucked her anyway and then she cried and I said I was sorry but now I'm worried because she skipped class that day and now she says she'll be with her mom for a few days....
Should I get a lawyer?
>>672200944
Who has a butler?
Also, I live in the states. How do I buy someone? Where can I get someone to buy?
>>672200764
>>672201048
Yep. A shining example of what a human is supposed to be.
>>672201293
is she 7?
>>672201293
Yes, certainly
>>672200944
Interesting, thank you
>>672201293
Only after they arrest you
When they do arrest you, don't say anything
Don't speak to her until she has cooled down
this thread is weird.
Did a fed make this.
>>672201382
Sad hitler
>>672201418
That probably has nothing to do with you it sack of Bantha testicles
>>672182663
I set up a black kid that I knew was a thief to be arrested. While it was technically not evil, he trusted me and never figured out that it was a set up.
>>672201382
Is that sarcasm?
>>672201148
I fell in love with a woman who has autism. I thought her autism was just her being quirky and different
>>672189446
kek'd
>>672195782
Fake
>>672201148
You never fall "in love" with a jew because jews don't feel love.
You loved a jew and it was not reciprocated.
>>672201209
Lol, no.
It all depends on what place we're at. We work in teams, 3-4 people if out hunting.
Sure, if we spot a reckless foreigner we'll just waltz up behind them, jab a syringe in their arm, and pull them into a van. But this is reckless method.
Often the better looking of us will go on night clubs and spike drinks. Very common, and almost impossible to get caught.
Also, personally I don't do the pushing, but those who buy our wares sometimes end up owing too much money to just be ignored. Maybe they have a friend who lives alone, far away from family?
In this business you take what you can. Sometimes it's a good month and you grab maybe ten people. (at most in one week I managed to secure five people, two backpackers in mountains heading for Trans-Siberian transit - stupid tourist thinks this long-ass travel by train is COOL).
But yeah, drugs are not most common. But it's better than using a club to the back of the head, because drugs don't make much noise, and also you don't leave big scars or broken noses, etc.
>>672201350
I'm not sure what people do to get bought person to the US.
We don't exactly keep their passports and visa on us, lol.
And I don't know who has butlers. I pick up people I think will sell well, and I get a cut. What happens next I don't care.
>>672189659
Story?
>>672200764
Treason? care to elaborate
>>672201638
Is that Darth Bane?
Nah, it's only rape if she can prove it. If your lucky it never comes up, if it does you might be able to talk her down feeding her ilu it was a mistake bullshit sorry etc. If she still isn't having it just tell her she's just going to waste everyones time, no ones going to believe i raped someone ive been dating since we've had plenty of sex etc etc, goes without saying but do this in person not over texts so she has proof in court. Don't talk to her on any medium that would leave a record over it. Chances seem good that you can just talk her down if she's into you, and as times goes on it just gets harder for her to prove/want to bring up.
Also stop raping your gf just because she isn't in the mood you tool.
>>672182663
I jaywalk sometimes.
I dropped litter once.
>>672182663
Multiple counts of vandalism, theft, assault, robbery and destruction of property
Arson(set fire to a house on Christmas Eve)
Grand theft auto
I was a pretty fucked up person in my teens.
>>672201428
>>672201549
.... I'm seriously considering this. What would I tell my lawyer? Do I tell him exactly what happened?
She never really said stop or no just "I'm trying to sleep" and "seriously" those were the only things she said
>>672201970
Gosh, what would your first grade teacber say if she saw you now
>Be 17
>GF just gets back from senior trip in HS
>Things are weird
>Jealous and paranoia senses tingling
>Turns out she was fucking around with someone else on the trip
>Find out who it was
>Check his myspace (oldfag), see posts about how he had a great time on senior trip
>He came home to a brand new mustang as a graduation present
>All pix are him with car
>Bright idea
>Pick up gf
>Drive to his house
>Make her watch as is cover his new car in brake fluid
>Hot as fuck, hope it eats the paint faster
>Check his myspace
>jerk off to his spoiled rich kid tears
Believe it or not she broke up with me. Never told, but his parents took care of everything so it didn't really matter. Rich gonna rich.
>>672202056
No. You tell him the story you want the court to believe.
How fucking stupid can any one person be?
>>672201751
>jab a syringe in their arm
A syringe full of what? And don't say M99 because that would kill someone.
> Often the better looking of us will go on night clubs and spike drinks. Very common, and almost impossible to get caught
How do you get them to leave before they pass out? Would be awkward to try to explain that in a crowd full of strangers.
>>672182663
I fap to CP
>>672201832
Was working in defense sector. High clearance. Intentionally released classified information.
>>672182663
Did bomb threat. Make the news.
Mfw, never caught.
>>672201836
No. It's just me
>>672185625
Moron
>>672202307
Not him but it isnt that hard to sling a girl around your shoulders and go, god damn woman drinking too much. And leave
>>672202056
I'm trying to sleep, seriously, but she cried after. Chance are so low she'd bring this to court, after she cools down you just apologize again in person off record of course.
>>672202349
Snowden?
>>672182663
Robbed about 5 houses and busted the door to a store in.
Mfw, never caught.
http://www.masslive.com/news/worcester/index.ssf/2014/10/unsolved_murder_of_worcester_t.html
>>672202102
She'd probably say "wow you got fat and your hair turned grey. And i always knew you'd never amount to anything". Or something.
>>672202498
If I were in his line of work I wouldn't want to take that type of risk.
>>672202559
U kill someone?
>>672201917
That doesn't sound like that would work. With things the way they are nowadays my entire social network - and hers - will turn against me. I was thinking that I should just disappear but that seems like an overreaction
I'll try to talk to her but fuck I just wish it never happened
>>672202559
420 prove it faggot
>>672202307
I don't know. I don't use drugs personally and I don't care, really; I've just seen it done.
This is not something you take a degree in, remember... this is something you sort of learn on the run. So the drugs part? I sold some as younger, but now I don't get near that shit at all.
2)
It is reckless method. I don't deal with that. When I pick up people, it is with swift and efficient method. Gun to the head, somewhere desolate or at darkest night, then into van. Duct tape around hands, feet, mouth, we drive.
I think they spend all night in the club, and 'befriend' someone. Then when they drug them, they will just say "she's very drunk, we take her to taxi", and even the other friends will think nothing of it.
At least at one time, but again.. it all comes down to different people.
>>672202540
Nope. No one knows I did anything.
>>672183690
>be me
>Be kid
>Sister downloads music off limewire onto our home PC all the time
>Virus.jpg
>Virus.mp4
>Virus.bat
>I play runescape
>Mom claims runescape is a virus
>Wat
>Get banned from the PC as it slowly becomes unusable from my sister's music virus
>Family gets new PC
>I am not allowed on it
>Sister downloads more Viruses from limewire
>Have not even touched the PC
>I get blamed
>>672188385
>Next thing I knew, I snapped and got him right in the nose.
You mean you planned to hit him the whole time. Why lie to yourself.
>>672201649
Holy Kek, but did you fug her?
>>672202634
Nonsense. If you get stopped in the club you say you are sorry and keep going. It is only when you act suspicious. That is when people get caught
>>672182663
Jumped on a kids neck in primary school and he had to get air lifted to hospital
>>672202559
Reported
>>672187056
im not rocket scientist but i take it methylone is hella cheaper than real mdma?
>>672202559
Dan A. O'Malley did that
>>672202498
True, some can do that. Again, I don't like risks. Quickly on streets at night, or out in rural area where no one sees.
Campers and other stupid tourist are easy picks, but again it's also very dangerous. You pick the wrong one, and their rich family begins searching, or you cause outrage from media.
We want to not be found, naturally.
I say "Normally" - but really, maybe once or twice a year I take a stranger like this. Most are people who can't go to the police, already living in country.
>>672192628
>>672190728
>>672190728
yeah you raped her. She stopped all resistance after 10 minutes because she probably thought you were going to kill her you psycho fuck.
>>672202978
Pussy dont report people lol
>>672202978
I can't tell who is stupider. You or anon
>>672202559
>Gonyea was on her way home from the bus stop on Main Street that rainy October night in 1984 when she cut across the train tracks. It was there that police think she was raped and bludgeoned to death, just two blocks from her home. The killer still has not been found.
I sure hope this is bait. I'm gonna submit a tip to the WPD website just in case.
Most illegal thing was break into (kinda) the roof of a building in college to smoke weed with some friends. Only did it a few times, but it was really cool. Almost died the first time because we needed to go around this locked metal gate. The railing went along the outside of it so we grabbed the bars and hopped onto the railing to walk around the gate. I slipped and almost fell 7 or 8 floors but my knee caught the rail. First time I had ever been on the roof of any building actually, I highly recommend it at night.
>>672203075
So you mainly just take debt slaves? Silly poor people borrowing money from loan sharks
>>672183563
hackers on steroids
>>672203102
Holy shit that was the faggiest thing I've read all week
>>672202760
because disappearing won't make you look guilty or anything.
bit late to be crying over spilled rape milk anon.
>inb4 jailed
>>672202912
What happened to you after that?
>>672193952
Its actually battery
>>672203180
The Worcester Police Department is a bunch of shit for brains corrupt motherfuckers
>>672203233
Yes.
Used to stand outside a Costco-type store when I was in my early teens and sell newspapers for some guy during weekends. Would be paid $5/hour tax free under the table and would just take my money out of the bundle of cash I would collect from selling the newspapers. My boss would show up on Sunday after my shift ended and collected the rest of the cash but there was no way to verify how much he should have because I would destroy recipes when I collected the newspapers to sell from the vendor. Instead of making $5 hour I would make $10 plus I would use my boss's cash for food while at work.
>>672182663
I am the zodiac killer
>be normal sweet caring fag
>Tall, attractive, nice, funny, and successful
>make bitchs love me
>never deal with sluts, stick to nice normal girls who haven't had a lot of partners
>play it kind and caring
>make them fall in love with me, tell them I love them
>systematically break them down into whores
>make them do degrading things for my amusement
>convince them to make let me take pictures, they always agree
>when a bitch falls in love she will do anything
>porn has conditioned them to understand what is expected of them
>if they want to keep a good fag like me they will do anything
>Never post or expose them though, maybe once in awhile one that doesnt actual expose their face or something
>have a deep collection of OC on my computer
>It works so good even after I dump them a few of them try to work their way in as a booty call
>someone is in for a treat when I die and they go through all my shit
>>672182663
i choked a woman out until her faces started turning blue so then i pulled my dick out of your moms mouth
>>672202891
fuck, I know that feel. "You're on the it most, it must be something you did"
fucking idiots
>>672203142
How am I stupid when someone is claiming they raped and murdered a teenage girl on an Anonymous image board? As a parent myself I take that very seriously.
>>672182663
OP i am the long island serial killer
Ask me anything.
>>672200246
I believe you. I really really really believe you.
>>672203572
why don't you kys
>>672202559
Holy fuck I'm calling the cops dude thats not even funny
>>672203483
So you're campaigning on /b/ now mister Cruz?
>>672203514
Go back to tumblr
>>672203514
Your daughter is next anon
>>672203514
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>672202861
>This is not something you take a degree in, remember
Well this has me...titillated. I'd like to things about it before even thinking about embarking on such an endeavor
>It is reckless method. I don't deal with that. When I pick up people, it is with swift and efficient method. Gun to the head, somewhere desolate or at darkest night, then into van. Duct tape around hands, feet, mouth, we drive.
Have you even encountered someone with a gun too?
> "she's very drunk, we take her to taxi", and even the other friends will think nothing of it
Are you from Asia or something? That would make sense. Doing it in America would be far riskier.
>>672200246
Bait. Much. So.
>>672203709
>forgetting that a serial killer has posted a couple of kills in the past year
You can't attribute that warning to literally everything.
>>672182663
>I spat on a ginger kid and punched him in the face.
I can't think of a single place that would outlaw that.
>>672203514
I hope your kids die parent fag
>>672203631
And what exactly will you tell them?
>>672182663
Once when I was still in grade school I stole this kid's little figurine and I felt bad ever since.
>>672203514
Well anon i have a bridge for sale
>>672202559
MODS
>>672203837
bhenchod
>>672182663
I accidentally knocked a girl's teeth out in front of my nephew in a thrift shop.
>be me
>hanging out with nephew
>be bad uncle, used to do drugs, straighten out
>sister finally lets me spend time with nephew
>thriftShop-kickingIt.png
>bad with kids
>pick up gingerbread man toy and try to entertain nephew
>sillyVoices.wav
>"RUN RUN RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN"
>swing arm holding gingerbread man wildly as gingerbread man runs away
>accidentally i haymaker into big Samoan girl's face
>bloodyNose.png
>spitsOutTeeh.jpg
>grab nephew, sprint out of the store, never return
>i buy him three Playstation 2 games to keep him quiet
>sisterThinksImGreat-winFace.bmp
To this day she has no idea.
>>672203726
We are not operating in America, no. Too risky, not enough revenue.
>>672202861
you're full of shit and dont have even a basic knowledge of anesthesia.
it isnt like the movies where you can just inject a magic chemical into someone and knock them out without stopping their breathing aka killing them
>>672203945
DONT SNITCH BITCH
>>672203726
Jesus can you follow posts? He is from europe, no guns. Also this isnt a single man job, he has state he works with a crew, you need a crew. You cant just abduct people and post ads on CL. Come on man
My parents told me to go to bed at 9:00 PM, but I went to bed at 9:02 PM!
>be 16
>doing community service for school
>do it at my local church
>work in CCD office
>have access to money paid for said CCD schooling
>skim money every week
>make off with $300 over the course of a year
>>672203019
1 gram of methylone goes for ~ $30. You get 10 pills out of a gram so $3/pill
mdma go for anywhere from $15 to $30 a pill in my experience. So yeah up to 10x cheaper
>>672204191
That's less than 6$ a week you faggot
>>672202891
feels
>>672204016
I actually went out of my way to explain I don't know enough about this.
I don't use drugs. Personally. Ever.
>>672203957
Lost.
How I imagine his face.
>>672204132
>"she's very drunk, we take her to taxi"
??
>>672204340
He was 12 at the time, what do you expect?
i onced jerked off to loli nudes
I haven't done anything major.
Most I've done is pickpocketing, petty theft, shoplifting, cut school in grade school (when it was compulsory), underage drinking, underage sexting (WHEN I was underage), use narcotics, speed, trespassing, and that's about it.
Tempted to get into drug dealing.
>>672202584
He*
Not a fag, I have a vag
>>672203986
see >>672204132
Is this generic condescending anon right or can I tell him to fuck off?
>>672204618
MODS
>>672204526
>oh shit a typo
Man is school out for the weekend already? Get it together tyrone
I once posted banan to ylyl thread
>>672204728
I hope demons rape your soul
I had sex with a nigger.
>>672204671
>i literally cant scroll up and read the posts
>>672204866
Me too
>>672204866
MODS
>>672204728
i'm calling the fucking cops
>>672204866
My boyfriend is black lol
>>672204698
>>672204882
What's wrong sport? What has you so irritated? Bed rashes? The prospect that no one loves you? The fact that you're a sack of nothing that will never amount to anything so you have to be condescending to anonymous people online to distract yourself from your dismal existence
smonk da weeeds
>>672203348
I was 8 and this was left as a school fight, the kid recovered and since he started it and left my face messy no charges involved.
>>672182663
Manslaughter
I'm in a mixed raced relationship
>>672182663
I used to steal a lot of money when I was a kid, I remember when I was like 4 my parents found this big wad of cash in my dresser drawer. Id also steal candy and shit from the store. Then in my teens I punched this kid in the face because I told him to give me his money and he wouldn't, so I took it. I sold drugs for a bit. Another kid I told him I'd get him rolls and just didnt give him it, $400 in my pocket. Most recent thing I did was slash all of this guys tires because he wouldnt fight me, as a way to provoke him, but it didnt work.
limewire story thread
les do this
>been torrenting for nearly a decade
>regularly speed and hoon around in my shitbox
>smoked a lot of weed
>sold tobacco/alcohol to kids
>basically raped the girl I lost my virginity to
Fuck you guys that was my last pen.
>>672205016
>i will make baseless attacks because i was called out on my faggotry
>hehe i win
Seriously dude, the anon posted it all out above. You are making me think you are FBI
>>672182663
>wandering further than the regular shit around base, it's my last week in Okinawa
>eating meals in "japanese only" restaurants (these signs don't mean no whites, they mean they don't speak english, you jingoists)
>cute late 20s halfu waitress at a small traditionalish tea/rice ball place
>Make the "it's my last day here" pickup line, mostly as a joke
>barebacking her next to the dumpster less than 10 minutes later
>creeping mixi like a year and a half later
>she's got a kid with blue eyes, her halfu husband looks proud as fuck in every picture
>looking at older posts, they've been married like 4 years, lots of fertility advice, lots of clinic visits, he's probably shooting blanks
I feel conflicted as hell about probably having a kid I've never met, but I'm pretty sure they feel blessed to have a child.
>>672203957
You're lucky the Samoan grill didn't call her Samoan guy lovers. You and your nephew would be spamburgers.
>>672190958
Kek
>>672205204
this
and she's a mudslime too
>>672205268
How about you link the post instead of saying anon said it? Since you care so fucking much.
>>672182663
I'm pretty sure I have at least 5 kids from my time backpacking from Ukraine to Ireland and back home. I tried to contact one of the girls and she had already made the perfect lie about the kid being son of a beta provider she married 9 months after I left and how the kid was born "month and a half early" and it was a miracle he survived and shit.
Somehow her family ate it up despite her and the cuckolds families both being blondes and the kid being a green-eyed, redhead eurasian like me.
Broke a girls arm and apparently i mistakedly threw a shovel that stabbed her twin sisters head once, by mistake of course both times.
>>672194081
>be me 17
>06 mustang gt
>friends and i blaze
>would set cruise control around 100
>on highway smoking
>see cop
I know she clocked me
>pedal to the floor 140mph red line
Bitch is slowly catching up
>roll windows down throw bowl and some pot out
>Pull over
Gun drawn "get outta the car"
>get out, handcuffed.
Asks me why/what im doing
>be honest with her tell her everything
>serches car finds some weed and our bowls
Says "damn you could get in a lot of trouble for having this.
>fuckfuck.jpg
"What do you think a good punishment for running from the cops and me finding all your drug shit"
>idk.gif
"Ill give you a ticket for 5 over, have a nicr day"
Tl;dr ran from cops got caught she found our weed. Let me go with a 5 over ticket
I fuck hookers
>>672205209
You sound like a pretty big faggot
>>672205407
No this is funnier. It is like you are literally incapable of scrolling up
>I laughed at a girl because she's adopted
>got the police called on me
>they did nothing as no evidence
I still smile when I think of that.
i came in my high school's lunch food every day. i had gym right before the first lunch period, and we would come in through the common area which was through the cafeteria. i would always go in last, sneak into the lunch prep area (the old ladies would be taking a smoke break every day at this time) and jerk off into the nearest large vat of food i could find. usually soups, or veggies, sometimes fries or trays of pizzas. i would have so much pent up sexual energy from gym, watching girls in tiny shorts and getting off so fast thinking about fucking them. i did this probably over 200 times, who knows how much of my semen my school ate
>>672205509
>"What do you think a good punishment for running from the cops and me finding all your drug shit"
Sounds like the beginning of a porno.
>>672205612
Well thats your opinion faggot
>>672182663
This photo is in England you can tell cos the. Gun is on the left not right
>>672205614
I don't want to. It seems to piss you off so I'm going to keep not doing it.
>>672189826
>implying everyone on /b/ isn't autistic
Sometimes, after I know nobody is around and it's perfectly safe, I turn into the far lane.
>>672182663
I fucked a can of Red bull and my cock went away flying to fuck some pussi
>>672205509
>>672205693
Pretty sure she wanted the dick, hot too. Would of if i wasn't beta as fuck back then.
>>672182663
i posted in a 4chan
>>672205821
3 friends and i can confirm story.
>>672205664
You're a fucking liar. You really have a fetish for trays of pizza and soup, and I guarantee you the lunch ladies knew about it.
>>672205766
Im not mad lol
But i know you are. Your blood pressure is high right now. You can feel the vessels pushing against your skin
>>672190987
Heretic!
Traitor!
That is not cricket, you are a swine
Getting away with shoplifting despite my friend who I did it with got caught and interrogated by the police and he gave them my name but said the wrong adress by one street. We were like 15 at the time.
>dodged a bullet.
>>672205612
I concur, dickless faggot at that.
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>>672182663
Don`t know if this is illegal but probably they want to whack me anyway did this protest that fucked up big business people, I organized the protest talked to owners and told them to deposit a large sum of money to let the trucks cross the border.
it was exporting and importing
>>672205244
This is me>>672202891
>Be me
>Be in 7th grade or so
>Visit dad at his apartment every weekend
>Dad has MS so he can't do a lot
>This home health care nurse nigger constantly gets on his PC to DL music from Limewire
>She burns them onto CDs to sell to other niggers
>My dad has been working on a book on his computer for a year or two
>A lot of his time and effort of all he could do has gone into this book
>She keeps downloading this fucking bullshit
>Eventually bricks his PC
>All the work he has done on this book is lost
>Fucking literal devastation for him
>He had been paying for this stupid niggers college aswell he was a really kind hearted man
>Stupid nigger pretty much 100% taken care of by my dad in return for her taking care of his medical needs
>Still takes his van to Atlanta every weekend to work in a strip club
>Still sells these stupid nigger music CDs that bricked his PC
>Spends loads of his money and buys fastfood for her and her friends with his credit card every day
>Ends up spending like $15,000 of his money on her bullshit
>Finally fires her
>She buys 3 plane tickets and 5 xboxs as a final fucking thing
>Fucking niggers
Don't even get me started about the nigger who put his will into her name.
>>672205971
i did it almost every day, i became so attracted to the idea of getting away with it, that's probably what did it. it was just a crazy mix of hormones, teen sex drive, and getting away with something so fucking crazy. i also really got off on the idea of the girls in my gym class eating my cum. maybe the lunch ladies knew, but who knows
>>672195899
<< babysitter
<<25 & 24
>>672206082
Whatever you say Junior
>>672194100
by that logic, if someone jumped in front of your car, you wouldn't have any respect or sympathy toward them, and since it's sympathy in the form of empathy that makes a person feel bad for having killed somebody, and since their making a person feel guilty by jumping in front of a car is what makes you lose respect/sympathy for them, you would have no reason to lose respect/sympathy for them and have created a paradox.
>>672206192
You know who else ate your cum? The sweatiest, greasiest, most cheetoh-encrusted neckbeards this side of your school's resident Magic the Gathering table.
You fed your jizz to a bunch of weebs and liked it.
>>672206187
Thats what he gets for trusting a nigress
>>672206187
Jesus, this has me pissed
don't mind me
>>672200944
I will find you and I will kill you
>>672206301
Stay mad at the fact you cant scroll up
>>672185625
dont do it anon, not worth the jail time
also >>672186045 is right, the younger you get the more batshit crazy they are
Never trust a woman to keep secrets, especially a teenager
>>672204728
lost
>>672183216
I did this. I stole about £15 worth each day for about a year, got caught for a single lucozade and just for a warning so stoped
>>672182663
>incest
>drug taking and selling
>theft. (family and store)
>fucked my dad's ex partner.
>criminal damage.
>cheated on every gf iv had, sometimes with my sister.
Pretty much all results of to much alcohol. Except theft.. On most occasions
>>672206616
>>672206468
yeah probably, but i never thought about it. i was too focused on jizzing and imagining those girls from gym, or my english teacher who was a student teacher and like 23 or so, and 11/10
>>672206684
This anon knows, she'll tell all her friends about how she screwed the grown up, she'll think it makes her cool.
>>672182663
This is a story of my old boss at KFC, which I worked at during high school. My boss was the manager and maybe 3-4 years older than me.
>be my boss
>be a dick
>secretly piss in the soda machine
>always offer free soda to fat customers
>laugh about it
>be me
>report boss
>watch corporate send in someone for security camera footage
>watch boss get arrested
I don't drink out of soda fountains anymore.
>>672206808
Thread is about to 404 better do it soon
>>672200944
Sounds like good business over here you would had to pay a small sum every week or would get whacked, hell we even charge the guys selling hot dogs a small percentage each week.
>>672206586
Yes, funny movie. Almost like in real world.
>fucking hollywood-ism
>what is logical
>put dozen of abducted westerners on big boat in western country
>don't get caught for human trafficking
That movie had me angry.
Also, we don't sell to kebabs. Other crews might, but not from where I come.
>>672206938
Nope. It shall remain a mystery
>>672207091
But it isnt thats the funny part
