Write down things you did in the last couple of hours and we judge how autistic you are from 1-10
>played Gta san andreas multi player
>worked out
>showered
>ate
>playing league of legends
Sleep
Ate oatmeal
Procrastinated to study thermo
Jerked off amd now HOPEFULLY going to study thermo. I have a test in 7 hours
>>672181624
>League of Legends
>Instant 10
>>672181624
Drank milk coz hungry, calculated some roots of this polynomial, wrote a report about it, getting ready to meet up with this married chick, I'm gonna go all dominant on her ass tonight
>>672182456
Top kek fucking 12 year olds who think they are gods at this game.
>>672181624
>watched kanon
>cried to kanon
>ate pastabake
>didnt go college because i couldnt sleep
>went to social security office
>ate carnitas
>went to a vape shop for some juice
>practicing melee
>played piano
>became better at piano
>went home by bus
>sitting in 4chan
>>672182740
thats bait
>Woke up
>brushed teeth
>got dressed
>played ESO
>Went on 4Chan
>About to meet friend and head to the LCBO to drink some booze
>>672181624
Woke up, made bed
Shaved, showered
Dressed, ate, brushed teeth
Went to work, got a coffee
Went on /b/ instead of working
>>672181624
>be in school (i'm 18 in highschool)
> Little dick being a little dick
> Talk shit on his girlfriend
> he throws things
> talk more shit on his girlfriend
>(this gets him mad)
>he talks shit about raping my mom
>get suspended for choking him out
mfw you laugh at a cop because they make fun of you choking a little prick out
>Woke up
>Eat
>Groom myself
>Browse /b/
Its 12 here and i don't go into work for another 6 hours.
>Browsing 4chan for the last 3 hours my neck starting to hurt
>watched django unchained for the first time
>now i am shitposting on /b/
>went to work
>bought a new jacket
>had some mac n cheese at home
>currently taking a shit
> dropped of my flight helmet and vest at the aviation life support equipment (ALSE) shop for its quarterly inspection.
> air assault graduation
> beer
>>672181624
>wake up
>go to work
>move some strut
>smoke
Literally have been doing shit all on this overtime day
>>672182995
nice b8
>>672181624
>Sleep
>Wake up
>Go to work
>Come home from work
>4chan
>>672183167
It actually isnt b8 tho
>Fucked my ex gf at 1 am
>sleep
>eat
>smoke some weed
>play cartoonish vidéo games
>about to go to work
>ate popeyes mild chicken doused in hot sauce at 8
>played tomb raider
>ate popeyes spicy chicken doused in hot sauce at 12
>watching fuller house and cringing
>>672181624
>missed class
>browsing okcupid
>watched two avgn episodes
>brushed teeth
>about to go buy two large bag of chips
>Got home from work
>worked out
>took a shit
>showered
>ate breakfast
>made vet appointment for dog
>checked mail
> got home
> ate bacon
> browsed the net
> checked my phone, played some games
> 4chan
>Looked up random shit on YouTube.
>Shaved my face and unibrow.
>Made a sandwich
Pretty autistic I guess.
>>672181624
>played Rocket League
>practised piano
>ate
>did some schoolwork
>played WoW
>watching twitch
>Got Sick
>Woke up
>Took some medicine
>Turned on computer
>Opened 4chan
>Look at this thread.
>Got home from school
>Went downstairs to my basement
>Got on Discord with my buds
>Worked on my Minecraft server
>Decide I don't want to
>Listen to "Lil B - Fuck the Ops"
>Decide I want to b8
>Log on to /b/ and see thread
>Still listening to Lil B
Woke up
Had breakfast
Made my bed
Work (designer so home office fuck yeah)
Playing super mario world on 3DS while computer rendering.
>talked to myself
>sweared at computer at work
>google image searched porn star
>went for groceries
>went to bookstore
>kept monitoring my circulation after discontinuation of taking my anti-depressant
>finished report for Later Western Civilization community college course
>talk to my gf on the phone
>eat lunch
>went on 4chan
>leaving for gf's house in an hour
>>672181624
>woke up
>dressed
>ate toast
>cleaned house
>ate leftover spaghetti
>got on computer
>>672181624
Played final fantasy 14.
Playing final fantasy 14
Ate dinner, bought weed and smoked with my dealer, now im cruisin
>>672182782
nerd/10
guys dont forget to r8
>watched the price is right, playing along and guessing prices
>beat Pokemon red on my ds
>had some leftover salad from dinner last night
>browsed /b/
>now watching an MLB spring training game
>>672183730
Came back from my school
Did my school shit
worked on my makeshift bubbler fimished it
rolled up a fat joint
gne out with friends
smoked aforementioned above
listening to some nice reggae now
feelsgoodman.jepg
>>672183585
I know what it's like, just find something that you genuinely enjoy and do it. That's the only time when my mind stops freaking out.
>>672183864
Are you a nigger
>>672181624
>Dealt with absolute nonsense at work,
>Started paperwork to fire asshat subordinate,
>Came home, changed, went for short jog,
>Showered while singing falsetto rock,
>Paid some bills,
>Order food for deliver, pass time on /b/.
>sat at home all day in underpants
>did not shower, do not plan to shower
>watched a kids' TV show over Skype with online boyfriend
>tried patcher to make obscure Russian games free
>turned out to be virus
>had popup that could not be closed
>it disabled access to Task Manager and Registry
>spending hours to fix it
>am currently sitting in bed surrounded by wrappers and pairs of socks and pants
>>672183585
autism level is over 9999
>be last night
>have paper to write
>hate writing
>in order to not write my paper I went to bed at 9:30 pm
>just woke up
>watching h3h3
r8
>woke up at 12:30pm
>put away the stuffed animal I sleep with
>ate cereal
>posted in an s/fur thread
>mourned that there wasn't a g/fur thread
>jacked off
>watched the report of the week
>now I'm here
>Woke up
>Made Breakfast
>Got Stoned
>Price is Right
>Browsing 4chin
>Working on designs
>Yeeeeeee;)
> woke up
> had a mediocre breakfast
> showered
> unsuccessfully flirted on a dating site
> watched an episode of always sunny
> drew some D&D maps
> went on 4chan
>>672181624
>sleep
>programming in Python
>programming in C
>updated my debian server
>Went and got groceries
>Played WoW
>fapped
>Made sure my Mum whos recovering from breast cancer surgery is okay
>Came on /b/ and called some shitposters retards
>woke up late (friday is my day off)
>ate a bag of jalapeño chips for breakfast
>4chan
>>672181624
>huffed nitrous
>lurked here
>Drove from work to visit mom and dad for dinner.
>Drove back home.
>Did some packing, going away for the weekend to celebrate grandmas 80th birthday.
>Had a beer
>>672184046
college failure and future macdonalds employ/10
>woke up
>watched brooklyn nine-nine
>cleaned house
>trained
>ate
>watching brooklyn nine-nine
>>672184157
Pretty fucking autistic, but is your day off so it's ok
Tried to study but kept procrastinating on the internet.
That's it.
Woke up
Spite my nonsexual girlfriend
Hearthstone for an hour
Porn
Fap
Drank healthy drink
Took a stacker 3
Shower
Head for another 12 hour shift
>>672184251
truth, I'm on my last semester too
Wake up
Make coffee
StarCraft 2 for a bit
Apply for jobs
4chan
>>672181624
Translated a research article on sensory over-responsivity disorder for money.
>>672184305
Its only 1015 here
>>672182456
>posting thread on 4chan
>replying to thread on 4chan
>being in thread on 4chan
>being on 4chan
Everyone here is an instant 10
>including me
>>672184248
5/10 you look like a mamas boy who doesnt have friends and your only real social interactions is with A) your family B) people at your job who only give a fuck about you because they're stuck with you
rate each other you niggers
>played DayZ
>watched some Hickok45
>talk to my autistic friends on skype
>we all go on DayZ
>browsing /b/ while waiting for the regroup
>>672184079
>Yeeeeeee;)
Instant 10
>sitting on the toilet
>taking a dump/Masturbate
>clean my asshole with room desinfection spray
>almost scream in pain
>cum
>Take on my jacket and go to bed
>browsing /b for hours
>>672184547
-1/10 should kys, not useful to society
>woke up
>ate breakfast
>worked out
>masturbated to threesome porn with milf and teen couples
>played some GTA: V
>getting ready for work
>>672184683
7/10
>>672181624
been programming the whole day. finally time to sleep now after 20 hours. time is 19:20.
>>672182624
LoL sucks ass.
>Woke up 8:15
>Fuck, I'm fucking tired
>Day off, so decide to fuck it and go back to sleep
>Wake up 11:15 again
>Start listening to podcast while vidya
>>672184069
Good taste in Youtube channels.
Not very autistic 3/10
>was in school
>Go out of school
>Vape
>Go in bus
>Go out of bus
>Go in home
Currently cooking
>>672184069
>furry
1/10
>paid some bills
>fui na favela comprar maconha
>washed my dog
>smokingweed and listening to music now
>came home from school
>jerked off to hentai
>jerked off again
>played a shitty game
>now here
I'm confused is 1 autistic or is 10 autistic
>Study for trig for 3 hours
>take test for maximum allowed time
>get 33.33%
>Drop out of college
>>672184872
>school
>vape
>bus
11/10 become an hero
>>672184977
10 is pure autism.
>waked up
>ate
>played league of legends
>ate
>played league of legends
>ate
>played league of legends
>sleep
>>672184683
give you 10 for milf+teen threesome
>>672185035
Gotcha thanks
>>672184895
What the fuck are you getting at not autistic.
>>672184872
FUCKING VAPE
>vape
>vape
10/10
>went shopping for party invites
>ate
>touched girlfriends boob a little
>watching Lionheart
>finished this week's time for work.
>>672181624
>superhot.exe
>superpot.exe
>exe.rcise
>masturbate
>shower
either hike or range day now can't decide.
madars?
>>672184977
i think 10/10 is autistic af :D at least thats how i r8
>Supposed to be peer reviewing two selected >essays. All my peers are foreigners, dumb >whores, or nignogs who barely grasp how to >write. Decide to make this shitty Tyrone OC in >paint instead
I own a fleshlight
>>672185191
My friend you are not autistic enough for 4chan. Please get out.
>>672181624
>work
>commute home
>shower
Going out for drinks now
>drink
>fall asleep
>wake up
>post on 4chan
>>672181624
>be me
>woke up
>hangover
>room trash
>poop
>wake and bake
>poop
>eat
>poop
>jerk
>tried to scare my mum for like 15 minutes straight by pretending to fall down the stairs, over and over and over again
>>672181624
>wake up
>supposed to go to the gym but woke up too late
>watch anime
>play oldschool runescape
>go to grandma to eat something because i'm a poor fuck
>play more oldschool runscape there
>get back home play more oldschool
>>672185403
Average 4channer. so 8/10 pretty autistic be proud!
>>672181624
Wake up
Fling off covers and head to bathroom (sharted a little)
Weapons check
Feed animals
Practice firefight tactics
Get into argument
Take medication
Firefight tactics/military history
Lunch
History/Chineese underwater basket weaving image forum
Vehicle check
History/image forum
Gear up
Acquire additional medication from supplier
Etc.
>implying there will be jobs in the coming apocalypse
>alone at school like the mega introvert that I am
>playing linking part at max volume
>so badass
>CRAAAAAAAAAAWWWLLIN IN MAH SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>oh yea
THIS WOUNDS WILL NOT HEEEEYAAALL
>emmmm sick
>qt goth introvert girl digs my lifestyle and tries to talk to me
>ofcourse we have biggest piece of diarrhea coversation
fuck /b/ am I autistic?
>>672181624
>superhot.exe
>superpot.exe
>exe.rcise
>masturbate
>shower
either hike or range day now can't decide, any suggestions?
Injected heroin directly into my bloodstream
>played some WoW
>played some csgo comp
>ate
>went on 4chan
>>672181624
>smoked some cigs
>diy gameboy cartridge incoming
>fix'd the front wheel of my bicycle, bent in half when a nigger tried to steal it
>ate some cake
>>672185425
9/10 you sound like a guy who lives with mother bruh
>pumped people's gas
>watched youtube
>pumped more gas
>ate some shit noodles
>watched more youtube
>>672185481
Awesome! Thanks anon
> woke up
> smoked a joint
> went to class
> playing Runescape (recently started again judge me)
>At work
TIL: I'm an autistic chadbro
>>672185543
If your music was loud enough for other people to hear, you're not an introvert.
>>672185670
>chinese gas attendant detected
oh dayum my League of Legends match is starting wish me luck fags. im against kayle so gotta be ez. oh and r8 each othr
Woke up early to let realtor in. Moved furniture to make house look more open. Gonna sell house of lies for 1.3mil. Realtor leaves. My back is fucked. Laying sideways on my floor reading b because fb full of liberals and sjws.
>in uni
>need to shit
>go to the toilet
>get naked
>shit
>wipe
>look at my shit
>mastubate
>put clothes on
what's wrong with me?
madars you faggot
>>672181624
>had coffee
>ate cereal
>watched TV news about finding OJ Simpson's knife or something. don't really care
>go outside on back porch, play guitar
did you guys know that if your hand is bigger than your face then you have cancer?
>>672185322
I'll probably shop for some turbo bits for my shitbox and play some Civ 5 later. Does that count?
>>672182740
>>practicing melee
Lost
>Sleeping
>Phone rings
>H-Hello?
>It's a client
>"Hey anon, I know you don't work on Fridays but I have an emergency, can I meet you in the cafe near your place?"
>See clock
>11:34 am
>Literally wear pants and a sweater on top of my pijamas
>Go to the cafe
>Order espresso
>Talk to the client for about 15 min
>Come back home
>See dog still sleeping
>Sleep with him
>Open my eyes
>Grab phone, open clover
>See this thread, post this
>>672185784
>woke up
>ate breakfast
>brushed teeth
>Continue preparing for eit
>played Super Smash bros round mates house
>got bus back home, got chips
>on this shitty 4chan thread now
rate me
>>672185850
>play guitar
instant 10
>>672185961
>after going to vape shop
it couldnt get much worse m8
>Did physics homework
>Watched Sci show
>Called GF if she wanted to go on a date
>went on 4chan/b/
>Now posting on this thread
>>672185971
Anybody who has clients is clearly not an autist
>>672182972
We had the same morning.
>>672182995
10/10 autism level
Your dumbass got baited by some smart little asshole who knew if he made your autistic self mad enough you'd unleash your tard-strength against him.
Now you're suspended and he gets a bunch of time with you out of school.
Not only that, but now you're gonna lose grades in classes and will have a hard time finding letters of recommendation for college from teachers.
This guy made a single comment and not only bought himself probably a week of freedom from your bullying ass, but also tricked you into fucking with your own future.
>>672184534
1 out of 3. I'll admit being a mamas boy, I eat dinner with them at least twice a week even though I've moved out. I meet coworkers after work regularly, I'm not the instigator. Also have friends, only 3 I'd call close though.
>cooked dinner
>ate dinner
>drank whisky
>masturbated
its not even 7pm
>>672181624
>Drove the diesel drums down the hill the fill the generator on the tractor at 6:30
>chatted with employees
>got stoned and took a nap
>>672182972
Not autistic, though you should probably go to a different board
>>672185543
yes my friend, I think you're beyond autistic even.
fucked beyond saving.
>traveled in train
>carried a lot of stuff (I have to work with)
>listened to coldplay
>browsed on 4chan
>looked at the chat of the girl I like on WhatsApp, multiple times, last message from me received but unreaded
>smoked a joint
>used the snowplow
>played guitar
>smoked another joint
>ate pizza
>played league
>played smash
>smoked another joint
right now i'm waiting on a mate, going to drop acid in a couple of hours
Went to prosectorium
Got back home
Ate some sausages
Dad called, his computer broke down, he brought it here, fixed it
Now I'm just laying on my sofa, touching myself
>>672185549
The games fucking dope tho
2/10
>Woke up around 730
>smoked some weed
>had a shower
>did some stretching
>got coffee
>went to work
>>672184110
virgin nerd/10
>wake up
>masturbate
>go to class
>sitting with some buddies
>about to go get lunch
>>672185809
HOLY MOTHER OF AUTISM
Wiped my ass
>>672184069
>woke up at 6:00am
>got out of bed carefully to not wake wife
>showered, ate bagel
>drove to work in my Mercedes
>filed morning reports until 12:00pm
>break time
>have lunch
>arrange dinner this evening with coworker's family
>the intern accidentally threw away documents we needed
>fire him on the spot
>snort a line of coke in office
>decide to go home
>post on 4chan
>>672186591
if you only knew
>woke up
>moringroutine.jpg
>went to bank
>walked to mall
>bought some shit
>came come
>ate
>played mkx
>on 4chan rn when I probably should be studying but fuck it
>>672185543
Is that the same goth girl in your picture?
although you had a shitty first time conversation maybe you should embrace being socially retarded, maybe she is as well..
just cool off the edgy linkin park shit and listen to some real metal
>Tiamat
>Katatonia
>Obituary
Goth girls are one of a kind, very rare if I must say.
My submissive girl back in the high school days was actually the greatest thing happened to my life.
Now I'm just dating my boring ex again
> Get home from school
> Snapchat my crush
> Walk the family dog
> Toast sandwiches I didn't eat
> Browse 4Chan on my phone whilst singing to songs on Spotify
>>672186586
finally some1 r8ed thank you its appreci8ed
>>672181624
>Write down things you did in the last couple of hours and we judge how autistic you are from 1-10
Made myself some bacon and eggs (for dinner)
Made some coffee and drank it
Tried to get some work done but stuck with some dependency hell
Played on my TD20 in frustration
Looked out the window because of flashing blue lights everywhere (police had pulled some guy over and I live on the first floor)
>>672186610
10/10
You know how I know this is fake?
You supposedly have a Mercedes, a good job, lots of money.
You have all that, but your (most likely) stay at home wife didn't wake you up with a blowjob.
What's the point of money if it can't buy you morning blowjobs?
>>672186915
>snapchat crush
well you are putting in more effort than most people here that will win you some points
>singing to song on spotify
oooh big deduction there
Final score: 6/10
>8 a.m to noon
Relocated a gas service line because we laid new mains in said street. Since the coworker on sick leave forgot to buy supplies, we had to stay longer than necessary.
>1 p.m. to 2:30 p.m.
Had work to do, but met a good friend of mine who fell ill with cancer at age 27 and is currently going through chemo theraphy. Had a lengthy talk with him about his condition and how his wife isn't taking it well. Decided to leave the work for monday.
>2:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m.
My brother came to visit, but needed to leave pretty soon since I was called on-duty and had to leave for an emergency situation.
>3:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Took care of some asshole that bitched enough at work for us to send our on-duty guy - this time me - to open his meter again. At least he was okayish to me.
>4:30 p.m. to 4:45 p.m.
Tried to buy some food since I just had no time to do it since then, had to cancel the order since I was called for another emergency.
>4:45 p.m. to 5:45 p.m.
Met some plumber guys who were certain that the gas supply was cut, because they couldn't get the damn heating unit to work. Checked the supply and told them everything's fine, and somehow it worked afterwards. Protip: Never trust a HVAC mechanic.
>5:45 p.m. to 6:15 p.m.
Arrived at home just to see my cat first choking on and then vomiting out all of her cat food. Had to clean up the mess.
>6:15 p.m. to 7:43 p.m. (now)
Made myself a soup and have high hopes the damn phone doesn't ring again.
guys op here. what do i buy against kayle? im vlad.
>fking silver struggles
>looked at new objects for work thing
>took a nap for 1,5h
>got together with a friend and he shopped for clothes
>drinking my 4th beer with him now and thinking what to do next
>Ideas so far are robbing tourist or some drugs and pussy
>>672181624
>Ate a sandwish
>Worked 6hours on my PC
>Ate a pizza
>Wow on /pol/ and /b/
>came home
>came at home
>got high
>youtube
>made a beat
>sold it for 100$
>ate pizza
>now watching a movie
>>672187214
>robbing tourists 10/10 gotta help the country economy
>>672187118
Do I get my score bumped if I say I'm planning on asking her out this weekend?
>5:30 AM Wake up for work
>6:00 AM Get to work.
>~11:00 AM Short shift today, come home from work after eating there. (work at In-N-Out)
>get high, jack off etc.
>11:48 AM Get on /b/
Seems about normal.
>>672186610
>woke up at 5am
>killed what was left in the bong
>got to work at 5:45 15min early
>started cutting steel
>getting really good at new machine
>took lunch at 12
>smoked a dobber
>laughed at the actually autistic guy the sheriff in town let's think he's a cop of some sort
>get back to work
>new guy fucks up some steel
>laugh when he gets fired
>take a shit and post on 4chan
>getting back to work k soon
>>672187001
Anyone?
>>672187392
>sold it for £100
Not neet 7/10
>>672187650
Browsing /b/ while your shitting at work is top tier.
>3/10
>>672187665
nothing autistic so far m8 keep your day like that
>woke up
>vape
>ate
>vape
>built new coil
>vape
>league of legends and vape
>vape
>sleep
>>672187916
vapers get insta 10/10
Woke up at 6 am
Ate smore poptarts
Took morning shit
Beat my dick like it owed me money
Had a ciggarette
Went to work poured concrete garage floor
Left work came home
Ate another poptart
Browsed b
Currently trying to fap or get my dick sucked
>got out of school
>went to friends house
>bout to leave to get Coke
>leave to get Coke
>smoking bowl in car on way to Coke
>moved sofas around
>drilled legs into sofa
>finished work, walked home
>turned computer on
>hear noisy faggot pacing up and down his flat below me, piss him off by stamping on the floor above his bedroom
>take a shit
>eat a bag of marshmallows
>start up utorrent, deep anal abyss 2 isnt downloading
>go on 4chan
>>672187406
If my well being helps our country then fuck yeah. Tourist are always drunk and full of cash. We aren't even shit-tier country but it's too god damn easy.
>>672181624
>woke up
>went to university
Woke up, made waffles and eggs, coffee.
Get some music going in the apartment.
Work out.
Do laundry.
Clean bathroom.
Shower/beat off
Gonna meet up with some buddies in an hour to practice some hand to hand combat and spar in a park. Maybe some rifle hand to hand and takedowns if a certain one of us remembers to bring the big blue dummy rifles this time.
Now this all sounds well and good, but unfortunately I ruined it all by posting this on /b/. Now I'm autistic. It's too late. It was always too late.
>>672188555
could have been an alpha and have a great day but u ruined it. you are autistic now
>>672181624
Installed bfbc2, bf3, mw3, cod4
>>672188735
I know, I'm sorry, man.
>wake up
>go to uni
>study (10 am - 1pm)
>search for first exam room
>realize exam is next friday
>study till next exam at 4
>jump to /b/ in between it all
Judge me /b/
>>672188555
This was all good until you sperglorded out with the hand to hand combat shit. With dummy rifles no less.
>>672188857
Well fuck that photo tells the story of my life.
>Your autism level is average 6/10
> drove 3 hours to go to concert with beautiful girl.
> crowd surffed for the first time.
> meet my favorite band and got their autographs.
> smoked a blunt and sitting on 4chan now back home.
Last 12 hours
> Waking up
> Breakfast (coffee, toast + strawberry jam) + reading the papers
>Drive car to university library
>Study all morning
>Have lunch with that one friend I study with (we are preparing a classing exam, the USMLE equivalent in france)
>Chat a bit, then back to work
>Study all afternoon
>Back home 7pm
>Play the piano some
>Turn on the computer
>/b/
>See thread
>Reply with my boring day
Also took a shit at some point, took small breaks on my phone reading rock paper shotgun shitty articles (that one about microsoft) and browsed twitter.
>>672187555
It'll earn you a 4/10
>>672189215
What was the band? This is relevant to my appraisal.
>browsed /b/
HELP ME
Clean'd muh crap gear
>>672181624
>woke up like hour and a half ago
>Read a blog i read daily, went on tinder till I ran out of swipes, ignored tinder messages
>Check facebook, check instagram
>Watch video about getting over depression while I do situps, crunches, then calf raises
>>672189523
Are you actually in the military? If not, then insta-10
>>672189624
what the fuck does it look like you mong
>>672189600
>watched video about depression
> 11/10
But dw bro you can fuck that depression like its a little white college girl :D
>>672189492
Neck Deep
>>672189692
>uses mong as an actual insult
8/10
i popped a tab of LSD about 3 or 4 hours ago. not a strong dose though.
>>672181624
ate leftover spaghetti for breakfast
browsed 4chan
drank coffee
called bankruptcy attorney with question, left message
>came home from work
>ate some chive and sour cream pretzels with some coffee
>fapped
>played csgo for an hour
>ate a pizza
>now on /b/
>>672189803
3/10. Good on you man.
>>672189903
>sour cream pretzels
6/10
>>672181624
Worked
Got home from work
Changed into my lazy clothes
Cooked dinner
Ate dinner
Grabbed a beer and browsed /b/
>>672181624
>woke up at 11
>smoked some cheeba
>watched House of Cards Season 4
>fapped to Amanda Seyfreid
>packing overnight back to go to NYC
>Went to WAWA, got some Mountain Dew and a soft pretzel
>Posted on /b/
>about to fap to Lauren Mayberry or Muddaless
>>672189803
Dude neck deep is my fucking shit where are you from?
>left home took my car to European tuning shop
>getting APR ecu chip upgrade
>buying carbon ceremic breaks
>ordering wheels and tires
>>672189624
Not as a real soldier, im serving my 4month service the law says i need to in my kickass nation
Find me niggers
>SAMP
my motherfucking nigga
SAMP was my life, roleplay and shit. It was unhealthy. I stopped but I still play occasionally.
Where do you play at?
>woke up
>played Fallout 4
>let dog out
>ate
>showered
>about to go on a date
>>672189753
depression = autism?
>>672190050
>wawa
>soft pretzel
>going to NYC overnight
pennsylvaniafag detected
Jacked off
Skipped Differential Equations
Showered
Went to Mechanics of Materials
>>672190008
whats wrong with them?
>>672190396
Excellent choice of classes to skip. You're doing great so far. Major?
>>672190288
lmao really? i was amazed no1 laughed at me
>>672190556
Nothing I guess. Revising my score to 4/10
>>672190296
youtube vids about them are
>>672190639
thx /b/ro
>>672190050
Jersey, but im 5 miles from Philly. Meh.
>>672190180
Mississippi they played in Nashville last night I smoked some cigs with them they signed my lighter I'll post pics when I get back to my house if the threads still going.
>>672190580
Mech Engineering
>went for a walk in the national park nearby with gf
>went home and napped with gf
>just woke up
>>672190286
You're in the tank
>>672190788
You scored very highly. 3/10
>Woke up at 4am
>Got water
>Texted my Boyfriend
>Went on laptop
>Watched youtube
>Got food (Toast)
>Came back and continued watching
>Went on 4chan and saw this thread
>Posted on said thread.
ate sesame chicken/broccoli
work out
shower
shave balls
shave face
cut nails
watching golf while getting dinner ready
gf coming over
she wants my cock in her ass all weekend
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>672183864
Underage faggot detected.
Underage faggot confirmed.
>>672191034
Fag?
>>672191250
Yes.
>>672191034
>implying that you are a girl
>fag/liar out of 10
>work
You worthless faggots.
>>672191311
I'm a fag, never said I'm a girl.
>>672182797
7/10
>wake up
>shower
>drive to work
>eggs in cafeteria
>shit
>deflect boss aggro
>shit
>lunch
>a bit of work
>shit
Responded to 3 911 medical calls. Whambulance. Work.
>>672183376
finally someone being honest
ALL THE CALCULUS!
Programmed a movie cinema checkout program
Set up a network for my CCNA exam.
CAlculated the pressure of a Manometer.
...
Yah, I'm at college.
>>672190833
Haha i wish then id go awall and remowe kebab
Slept, ate leftover hot wings, started browsing the internet
>Wake up
>Turn on pc
>Go on 4chan
>see this thread
>Post on this threat
>Go back to sleep
>>672183472
NEEEEEEEERD/10
>Woke up, fell out of bed,
>Dragged a comb across my head.
>Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
>Looking up, I noticed I was late.
>Found my coat and grabbed my hat
>Made the bus in seconds flat.
>Found my way upstairs and had a smoke.
>And somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
>>672191690
>ALL THE CALCULUS!
crank it up to 11 and rip the knob off
>>672181624
maths maths gf
>woke up
>showered
>got dressed
>made breakfast
>went to work
>still at work
>writing this on the crapper
On phone so too lazy to greentext.
Woke up
Shaved
Drank monster
Yelled at stupid private for losing his fucking ach 5 mins before we roll out the gate
Rolled out the gate
Almost hit a bunch of sheep cuz sand gypsies don't give a fuck
Almost broke ankle in a stupid trench
Shot some machine guns , yelled at stupid privates some more
Lose temper , call private an assface
Go back to base
Get yelled at
Flirt with good looking (7/10) commo chick
Fap
Get yelled at
Eat pizza
Get dihareea
4chins
R8
sitting here on /b/ wasting my useless life away typing what im doing for the day
> Got home from work
> worked out and showered
> helped my gf cook
> ate together and watched breaking bad
> she is playing ni no kuni
> I am practicing on my guitar and piano
> Might head over to my neighboors and smoke out later
>went to office to check up on it
>everything is still kosher legal
>browsing new music to add onto playlists
>will be on /b/ until it's time to get my night started
>Went to Mumford and Sons concert last night
>Get drink, take molly
>Wake up this morning
>230 pound girl next to me
>She wants to make breakfast in MY house
>Get dressed
>Go to Steak N Shake
>Sorrythiswasaonenightstand.png
>Ham planet gets mad, and leaves
>I come home
>Her jacket is still here
>She texts me, tells me she will have her BF come pick it up
>Block her number
>Not going to answer door
>Smoking a fat one and watching Broad City
Watched the price is right while using an exercise bike. Took my dogs outside. 4chin
>>672192393
>She texts me, tells me she will have her BF come pick it up
what the actual fuck, "hey babe can you pick up my jacket from this random guys place"
tell him she cheated
>>672192076
I want you as gunni!
>Worked out
>Cooked lunch
>Doing my Masters application
>Told my ex to fuck off back to the museum that she belongs in
>Continued to work on my masters application
>Cooked dinner
>>672192701
Dumb Fat Bitch out of/10
>>672181624
>woke up
>saw the family off
>jacked off to gangbang porn
>went to work and made a days wage in an hour
>Came back home
>tracked where the fuck my boner pills are that I ordered on amazon, (they'll be here today sometime
>Jacked off again to some whore fucking her brother
>watching Trump on FOx news now
>>672192777
Czeched
>>672181624
>educated children
>they made their own candels
>went to church
>build up stuff for an event tomorrow
>drove home
>went to /b/
>Wake up
>still high from last night
>Have to go to 48 hour IDRC for my second DUI
>Go to store
>Get mountain dew and pretzel
>Fap to Full Holes (Full House Porn Parody)
>Call grandmom
>eat leftover chinese food
>Waiting for ride
>Going to weekend drunk tank
>FML
MFW
>>672181624
>woke up
>fapped
>still in bed looking at 4chan
>>672181624
>used my incentive spirometer
>force myself to eat some burger king despite no hunger and cooking involves a lot of movement, too much pain
>contemplate whether gaining tolerance to oxycodone
>take deep breaths
>listening to music
>Extracted DNA from strawberies
>played fucking minecraft
>played wolfeinstein the new order
>woke at 1:30am to roommate #1 laughing like the loud fat faggot he is
>layed in bed until roommate #2 woke up for work
>check to see if fats is finally asleep, check
>chill and eat bowl of cereal with roomie #2
>roomie #2 leaves for work, workout
>shower
>thought about paying rent/bills
>checked email
>watched Lone Survivor
>worked out
>getting ready to go downtown for a bit
>posted in this thread
>>672192750
>boring faggot/10
>>672192393
>You should cum on the jacket and throw it on your porch
>>672181624
>got released from the institution with the help of my main man Charlie
>went riding cross-country in a '49 Buick
>had pancakes with maple syrup
>watched the People's Court with Judge Wapner
>went to Las Vegas, played some cards, won a lot of money, got banned from casino
>>672181624
get from work
jerk off
take shower
meet with my crush
back home
smoking pot
>>672192393
>called her bf
>her bf
>230 pound fat
>bf
Kek.
Yeah fucking right.
>>672193597
10/10 retarded autistic faggot
>went to school
>do nothing the whole day
>get bullied in the process by classmates
>teacher doesn't even bother the stop them
>feel sad
>walk home because I forgot bus money
>cold as shit
>see the hot girl I want to fuck
>get nervous and run away
>get home through the back window since I forgot keys
>scrape my chest in the process
>blood stains white shirt
>patch up
>eat food
>wank to some good old fashioned Shadbase
>cry alittle and think about what the fuck i'll do in later life
>play some Arma III
>go on /b/ and watch the threads go by
>>672185719
>Going to uni [email protected] you chad
Bitch please
>>672193619
youre living the youth life right keep it up
>computer
>eat
>computer again
