Claim your zombie apocalypse survival partner.
>Can only be a celebrity
Keanu Reeves claimed
bailey jay
>>672158467
Danny Devito.
>>672158467
This hoe
>>672158467
Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Murphy
Jason Statham
>>672158467
Asui Tsuyu so I can fuck the shit out of her.
>Can only be a celebrity
Fuck you and your rules, OP.
Heath being joker
>>672158858
Jason statham's a whiny cunt. He'd make you pay him 90% of your share of the rations before he'd help fight.
Emma Watson, all mine
fucking rollo lothbrok with an axe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc&feature=youtu.be
>>672158467
Bear Grylls claimed.
>>672158467
clint mother fucking eastwood
Jesus you fucking reddit fag
>>672158632
seems perfect tbqh
>>672158947
i mean i'm not fucking (him) with an axe.
>>672158632
more. please?
Not even worried
Terry crews, survival, homosex, and comedy.
>>672158999
>Lurk 4chan for the last 7 years
>Occasionally visit reddit for news
>reddit fag
Kill yourself you whiny twat.
Miley claimed.
>>672159044
Top tier.
Gary busey
Claimed Brian Blessed
>That voice is enough
>>672158999
jesus wudnt do shit againsts a zombie
The Dolph will keep me safe
>>672159089
b8
amy claimed
>>672158999
>knows what's on leddit Frontpage
>implying not also a redditfag
Smart karatedude. I should be fine
>>672159118
>/thread
>>672159161
>butthurt about online addresses with text on them.
here's your (you)
>>672158969
>Picking a geriatric 80yo Republican
>Survival
>>672159033
thoughts?
>>672159182
Why are his gloves so small
>>672158920
Heresy. Statham is a pimp.
This motherfucker is literally made to survive anything the world could throw at you. Chris Ryan is pretty much the dude Bear Grylls pretends to be
>>672159245
So he can hit hard
like the russians hit ukraine
>>672158467
Claimed
Cody
>>672159231
Mortal Kombat is a game rated M, so she's totally not underage. Post more.
Hafthór JúlÃus "Thor" Björnsson
>>672159220
you are why we cant have nice things
Top tier
>>672159231
I really really want one of those cobwebs tattoos, might not fit on me as a guy though
All of these anons picking female celebrities thinking they'd get a chance to fuck.
Chances are they'd rather die without having sex ever again than fuck you neckbeards.
Chris Kyle.
Who better than an American hero.
>>672159372
Jesus anon, fucking think.
This guys enormous, do you know how many calories he needs to consume to keep him performing at optimal levels?
>>672159388
I was going to disagree by referencing rape, but dubs are always the truth.
>>672159245
They're not. He's just huge.
>>672159355
idk anon I played MK on PS1 when I was 9 years old.
Johnny Depp
>>672158467
>Bill Gates claimed
He would probably be useless when it came to physical shit but you could have him buy/create a DANK ass fortress with his shittton of money
>inb4hurrdurrthisisafter
then m00t claimed
I would use m00t as a meat shield
>>672158632
oh my
slipknot
And his name is
>>672159538
edgy
>>672159446
lol hes a fuckin faggot
>>672159231
>>672158632
>>672159508
HNNG if there is a set I need all of them.
I dunno ... I feel like she could get shit done. Plus fuckable.
>>672159446
>Chris Kyle.
is already a zombie.
You are eated.
>>672159538
>picks a group
>edgy group.
Isn't it school time? Get off /b/
>>672159674
let's not get too greedy. ;)
>>672159691
Fuckable yes.
What's your redeeming qualities?
>>672159716
>bweh 2edgly for mee
TR00 KVLT spotted folks
My girl would be a good fucktoy.
Mike Thyson
>>672159303
Top kek
Taylor Swift claimed.
>>672159785
oh my poor peepe pls post more
>>672159716
faggot supreme
>>672158969
>Whats that smooth skin?
>>672159477
Holy shit anon just think of having to feed that dude 10 thousand calories a day just so he wouldn't lose weight.
>>672159351
Nice choice, all the other fuckwits can't think for shit.
i'll go with Survivorman
>>672159977
chek'd
Step to my level faggots
>>672160045
Her tongue loos like a little steak
>anons not picking Verne Troyer
Just bring him and strap him with some C4 explosives and launch him with a crossbow. He probably fits on the bow anyways. He's like a midget missile.
>>672159903
more of her?
>>672159602
Edgy Edge
Chloe Bruce motherfuckers...
>>672160096
>pic related
My amazing partner
Michelle Rodriguez claimed.
>>672159378
zibitty bop tier
>>672160059
hes too autistic for the zombie apocolypse
>>672160075
No tongue it is then.
>>672160011
Fuck you that's who I was about to post
can do a few drugs every now again
Big Arnie or Mad Max
>>672160165
>Apocolypse
> A poco Lypse
>pick reletaed
You all just lost.
>>672160217
little steaks are fine by me x)
a random cumdumpster for stress relief
>>672160107
great whore
We would hide in the basement
>>672159220
Because we all know zombies hate the shit out of republicans.
>muh democrats
Seriously nigger the world has fallen into a zombie apocalypse and you still can't into teamplay?
We would be so happy.
rebel wilson clammed
>>672160172
who the hell is she and why do I want to sniff armpits
>>672158632
Her tattoos look like a collection of temporary ones she got from a vending machine for 50 cents a piece
>>672158962
>OK, bear, we are stuck on the roof of this highrise
>we have minimal food and low ammo
>there's no easy way to the bottom
>we're surrounded by zombies
>think, bear, what do we do???
Drink your own piss.
>what, how would that help with the-
Do it...
>o-ok bear
Trump claimed
>>672160144
>Picks a lesbian
Noiiice man so when you end up getting horny you can assume the position and wait for her to fist you eh?
>>672159775
>>672160263
Fuck yeah
Just to see him get eaten
>>672160313
Women are never a stress reliever anon. Believe me.
I'd pick Bill fucking Nye. He'd be able to science some crazy shit while I'm mowing down zombies.
obama
gemma arterton for repopulation
>>672160238
whats you're point retard?
We'd fuck some shit up.
Claiming Monsieur Sebastien Chabal.
Can't talk French for shit but I guess he can't possibly be that picky during the end of all civilization.
>>672160502
Absolutely nothing
>>672159231
Degenerate tattoo scumbag.
Also a female, i enjoy a nice and quiet home. I also don't watch tv and netflix and it seems that's all women really like to do besides using it as an excuse to be dominated and cumsprayed like the pathetic babymakers they are.
Fuck i hate people, especially women. Not my /b/ros, although i do wish some would kill themselves and livestream it.
I bet Bill nye is a pussy
I pick Zayne Malik
>>672158632
kek
Enjoy being a zombie, u virgin
>>672160373
Jessica beppler
>>672160374
That's becuz they are you jew
>>672160425
let's add this guy to find food and stuff and i think we have a good team
>>672158877
A retarded fake anarchist?
>>672159089
>10 years
>not even once
Kill yourself
>>672160383
Trump would be awful.
>He'd trade the gold bullion for two carrots
>Incest in the bunker
>Wouldn't know how to use a firearm
And what would you do when he bails at the first sign of a fight and takes your supplies with him?
>>672160468
kek
>>672158624
fuk, you beat me to it.
I wouldn't be alone with my preferences
>>672160451
found the nigger
>>672160002
I don't know if this is the right situation for this guy.
>>672159446
Thanks for your service mister hero.
Now please see if you can add an an to that and livestream, thanks!
>>672160817
Is whitey mad because his dick is inferior?
You all are absolute idiots. Chuck Norris claimed.
>Ctrl F
>No Jackie Chan
>ITT full on plebs
You guys are fucked if you cross me with Jackie Chan and a baby wanting no trouble
>>672160713
Forgot him
>>672160713
iron head haynes?
Yamcha claimed
>>672158467
MacGyver, bitches. Zombies are toast.
>>672160965
Nigger you see how hard he is on his son? This dude would eat you if you gave him shit.
>>672159716
What are you talking about? School starts at 8:47.
>>672160965
Wrong. Bruce Lee. Game over.
With this legend
Simon Neil so he can sing to me while I'm being inevitably disemboweled by zombie hookers
>>672160704
>Calls me a virgin
>Thinks "zambies" will ever exist
>u
you're very special in your fucking brains aren't you.
>>672160628
time to close that computer and go outside Billy, there's a whole world to explore beside sharing s your edgy thoughts on forums.
>>672161055
>>672161037
>>672160809
>>672160229
These are characters ye fukin idiots might as well be a full twat and say HURRDRR EYE PIK SUPAHMAN
ISIS
>>672160355
Disgusting
Claimed
>>672161217
>thinking you can fuck that low tier girl
kek
>>672161191
my man. legend
Dad
>>672158632
probably useless, still hot asf.
>>672158947
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>672159538
ok you can have them, but each time something (and I mean anything) dies they play skeptic from start to finnish.
and they're assholes.
>>672160263
Groovy
>>672161217
>taking part by posting survival partner in a zombie thread
>saying this dumb shit
>>672160263
Fuck
>>672161361
Fuck him, a sack of goat shit would be more useful.
this guy
>>672161191
>Blasting through a horde
>WHAT A SPLEDID PIE, PIZZA PIZZA PIE
>Tape knives to each of his fingers
>Laughing survivor.TshirtHelpSign
>>672158877
He's dead faggot
>>672161361
Wawwww hahaha xdDDDDDDD LExddDDDD MEMEMMEMEMEMEME HAHA LE LEAFY IS HURRRR
Are you literally fucking autistic?
How do you even watch this fucking cancer with his repetitive fake stories.
>>672161321
well you got some unkillable fella.
Good pick
>>672161582
Fuck you, I was just about to post him!
>>672160263
/thread
Doo doo do doooooooooooooooo
Doo doo do doooooooooooooooo
this chick is crazy af. perfect zombie killing partner.
>>672159109
there is dried cum in his beard
>>672161232
>every single celebrity isnt an actor
Your partner is Mort Goldman
The maddest cunt ever is claimed
>>672161232
yeah, and zombies are real...
>>672162117
wew lad
This man truly knows how to crowd control. So I'm safe nigs.
>>672161675
You are also safe with me
>>672162165
>be me
>enter thread
>dads claimed
>waifus claimed
>kieanos claimed
mum???!
Dwayne Johnson or Morgan Freeman
>>672160468
This guy knows.
>>672162117
Being this autistic
>zozzle
Eliza Dushku
I'll survive on my own, but someone has to repopulate this shit with me.
>>672161675
>when the zombies don't know that you WILL kick out at 2
>>672162334
>I left my psp in the basement
with the oscar as his weapon.
Niggers.
I already won.
>>672161321
good night chesty. wherever you are
SIMO HAYA
>>672159109
Him hosting HIGNFY was hilarious
>>672162334
>goes into his basement
>enough Doritos and mountain dew to out wait the zombies
>enough vidya to entertain for lifetimes
>piss bottles and shit bucket already in place
please tell me how this isnt the perfect choice?
>>672160355
all yours
so he can remind me how much i hate jews
Why hasn't anyone picked dwayne motherfucking johnson
>>672162832
my thoughts entirely. probably got a few sex dolls as well.
>>672159446
Need someone to lie to you all throughout the apocalypse anon?
>>672162712
>mfw her knees are in better shape then mine
>>672160011
kek, that dude is an idiot.
Varg claimed
>>672160758
so much thought, such little smarts
Also god teir pic incoming, DEADPOOL CLAIMED!
Stone cold Steve Austin.
>>672162832
>has a katana collection just in case one breaches the door.
I would have to admit the weabs would survive and reproduce, and (unfortunately) make more weabs.
Ron Swanson
Dolph Lundgren claimed: dude's a legit genius, built like a tank, knows martial arts.
Dibs on gandalf
Use Bernie to disguise myself as a zombie. He has the looks and smell for it
>>672161634
shhh maybe he doesn't know
>>672162882
yh its got to be him or the rock
>>672160263
Wow, you're right.
yall be jealous motherfuckers because i claimed the tippy top of the A-list.
>BILL FREAKIN MURRAY
>>672162882
Because that idiot is guaranteed to think the zombies can be saved and end up getting himself and a whole lot of other people killed
>>672163363
He died in Zombieland
>>672163220
but snape killed him
>>672158724
Least she won't eat much of your supplies LAWL.
>>672159382
I put a web inside a coffin
>>672162832
Man you know the neckbeard is going to go through 3 litres of mountain dew and at least 1 big bag of doritos a day just by himself.
>Would not even be worth to even be in the same cum smelling dungeon basement with him even if there wasn't a zombie apocalypse/10
>>672163415
not from zombies
just don't let michael cera have a gun and bill murray won't die
>>672160336
right but the 80 year old geriatric thing doesn't matter at all
>>672163415
but not to a zombie tho
>>672160263
Read it in his voice
>>672160263
Hail To The King Baby!
>>672163508
my plan:
>weab invites you into his basement
>kill weab
>eat weab just in case
mfw nobody's picked Ray Mears
together we will live forever
>>672159185
/thread is not for posts you think are funny you retarded newfag, its for when somebody gives a reply to the OP that nothing can beat. Anon wasn't even replying to the OP. Please kill yourself.
>>672163442
and snape just died a few weeks ago.
he obviously wasn't listening when gandalf said STRIKE ME DOWN AND I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
>serves the bitch right.
Zoe Bell.
>Professional stunt, skills would benefit.
>Grill for reproduction.
>She's a Kiwi and a m8 so would not be boring
>>672163062
Bruh. Fedor would put the hurt on some shit. He has probably seen some shit growing up in that area too.
>>672158999
what's wrong with reddit? certainly more productive that this cancer
>>672163638
Didn't even think of that nice catch anon.
>>672163415
yeah but he got to almost fuck ScarJo in Lost in Translation, so...
>>672160567
Yes he can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfUmW_Mf5qc
>>672163495
that looks pretty neato, any idea how much that'll cost me from my local tattoo artist?
any regrets?
>>672163458
il eat her supplies tho lol
>>672159382
spiderweb on your arm means you killed somebody in prison
Careful what color you pick, you might end up getting it cut out.
>>672163765
>She's a Kiwi
Thats a no then
>>672159118
Snap his fingers now all zombies are humans again.
Jesus confirmed for greatest zombie partner.
>>672163910
Well I was referring to my inability, I apologize for the inconvenience
>>672159220
>have lots of guns
>talk awesome
>is clint eastwood
>likes latinas
>probably a mustang
sign me in you niggerfaggot
>>672162712
I want to see her ass
>Iam cerlear about it
>>672159151
good choise
Tay Tay claimed
>>672164181
>implying jesus
>>672159231
something like this is mint perfect. something like 50kg that can just koala around on my back and shit
the game from mars cos hes my /b/ro
At least I can do looking at her precious smile I guess
>>672158947
His brother
>>672164628
that bunny looks zombie already
Chloe grace moretz
>>672159355
kek
don't bring a knife to a gunfight
>i win the thread
>>672159378
atleast you'r gonna got drugged and raped that's good no
Are you all autists?
Steven Seagal claimed
>>672159691
that awful accent tho, probably kill her day two
>>672160263
well well well
>>672165396
good luck spending most of your life hiding indoors with steven seagal sitting in your lap faggot
nobody wants to be outside in a zombie apocalypse other than the 2% of time you need to run and grab some food supplies
the other 98% of the time you can either enjoy being reamed by your bodybuilder fag buddy or be fucking a hot piece of ass who will do anything to thank you for keeping her alive and safe
>>672159775
this guy gets it
>>672163111
Ron Swanson isn't a celebrity
Nick Offerman is though, and he is exactly who I choose to spend the zombie apocalypse with
>>672165396
Harold be praised
>>672165640
This.
>>672160355
for cannibalism? yes
something to trow to the zombies to space? yes
maybe a blowjob? yes fatties knows how to suck
>>672165688
Trips beats dubs, I'm sorry nigga
>>672159311
>you will never have a handsome moviestar husbando build you a 500 yard range in your gigantic California home
Why live?
How can I fail with a genius tech expert by my side
>>672159667
Found Michael Moore. Go troll reddit you fat cocksucker.
my bitch
>>672158759
Yeah he's going to be really helpful as bait. He's almost 80 years old.
>>672163638
Human pretending to be zombie pretending to be human.
Your comment left my mind full of fuck.
>>672165795
whats there to beat? you didn't say the name of a celebrity. Technicality or not you lost the master woodworker.
christian bale
>>672162832
>>672163082
kek
what about talking material like the video store clerk in family guy ya know
>>672160794
He knows how to use a firearm, is in the NRA and is a CC holder so that already puts him above most nogunz celebs here. Also what make you think that you are worthy to impregnate his linage?
>that headline
When did trump ever claim to be in the military? He very publicly stated he was a military school kid though it would be logical to take offense to his claim that it was harder than military.
>>672158467
you all lose now.
>>672161191
>Syndrome of a Down
>>672166185
at least if you're over 10 he wont rape you, so you've got that going for ya.
>>672161073
His son is a failure who had everything handed to him and still fucked it up, you would also be hard on your son if he was this much of a faggot.
>>672158849
You would of nailed it, if he wasn't such a dickless cunt.
>>672163765
love this chick tarantino have good taste
I pick Tarantino, drugs movies and boose, what else I want for the ZA
>>672165832
not even can build a steel melter
>>672159775
>tfw Thompson isn't alive to cover this madcap election
He just needed to hold out, it didn't get better but it sure as hell got entertaining.
>>672159118
>imblying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv8mCBkSP3s
>>672161217
if zombies won't exist then how does your post exist
>>672166404
sensible.
>>672160376
kek
tracey beaker
/thread
>>672158999
jesus is a zombie you dumb fuck
>>672158467
Definitely her, we will procreate another 10 billions population
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU
>>672166803
>tracey beaker
>is old and fat and has a kid now
hope you can carry 200lbs
>>672160786
>>672166964
shes hawt
>>672167054
ty
>>672160263
shows over boys go home.
He would know what to do.
>>672160355
Good choice, you sure run faster than her so you won't get hit.
