Face's of /b/ thread?
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Face's of /b/ thread?
Meh, not like I'm sleeping anytime soon
Currently have the middle look going on
Basically just rotate
FBI search warrant we are scanning every single face in our data base for possible pedos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
Me in my glory days
>>672110093
Something tells me the women hanging out with you there are related and not a love interest of any sort
>>672109768
Sorcerer.
>>672110093
Local innkeeper
>>672110233
Cleric who like choirboys a little too much
>>672110259
Rogue all the way
>>672112113
No way that's you! Time stamp
>>672112113
If that is you (I doubt it) you are incredibly attractive
That said, show your tits or get the fuck out
>>672109768
u look like sam smith if he sucked the pubes off his bf
Taken with my iPhone 6
>>672112925
dayyum baby u so fine
>>672112614
not terrible
Me at work.
>>672109768
gay /b/ro couple here
rate us
>>672109768
Douche
>>672110093
faggot
>>672110233
Nu male
>>672110259
Waste of life
>>672112113
tits or gtfo
>>672112614
move out of your moms couch
>>672112718
another faggot
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>672113143
Yo dude you look great, keep it up m8
>>672113239
complete faggots kill urselves
>>672113239
not even you
>>672112264
>>672112579
No tits for you all though, my sincerest apologies
Used this on my business cards, guess it's good enough for /b
>>672113480
Dayum bb
mexifag reporting for duty
>>672113425
Then gtfo cunt
go to sleep everyone
>>672113425
Rip that gay shit out of your fucking nose and you might actually be dickable.
And those newfags don't understand the whole "faces" thing. You're not obligated to show tits here.
>>672110233
Tbh both cute 0-0
>>672113756
that really you?
>>672113756
>that wall just got 10 feet taller
I don't know where my camera is OP, so here is one from a recent photo shoot with my girl.
>>672113425
The time is 5:50 am. You almost got me there, faggot.
>>672109768
Old pic of me and the wife
>>672110607
You are very good looking :)
>>672113835
yah, im from east LA
>>672113849
trumps a faggot ese. he aint gonna build shit cus he wont have mexicans to do it
>>672113787
Actually yes she is cuss this is an anonymous board you fucking cancerous newfaggot kill youself
>>672113767
Eat shit
>>672113425
No tits?
Fuck off, especially with your hipster shirt. I bet you don't even know 4 of their songs, or even what band that is a shirt of
>>672109768
well not the face, but yeah
>>672113987
nice. in an earlier thread, I'd ask if you were circumcised and you seemed to say yes, but it was ambiguous. are you in fact snipped?
>>672113879
I live in the Ohio valley you fucking tard
>>672113988
Checked
>tits or gtfo
I just shaved and got a fresh haircut, so I'm feeling pretty good about this pic!
>>672114027
>No timestamp
kek yourself.
>>672112113
If you take all of that hardware out of your face, you might be able to squeeze a 9/10
>>672109768
I rate you an 8, you're very attractive
>>672114086
wow, women are idiotic. Holy shit, just end yourself.
>>672114086
You live in ohio you should end your life
>>672113997
Grateful Dead boy, I went to Fare Thee Well and I attended Dead and Company in November in Nashville. I don't need to prove anything to you, faggot
>>672113997
this x10
>>672113988
You don't understand the point of tits or gtfo either. There's no need to explain it when it's been said better before, so have an image.
>>672114081
yeh im circumcised. i think most mexicans r
>>672114209
>>672114216
>hivemind
Person should kill themselves
>>672114209
I am sorry that your hatred for women most likely stems from the fact that you're an unattractive shitlord
>>672114316
most third generation and later are, but most from recent immigrant families actually aren't. but then, are you happy you're cut? and were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>672114250
Touche (though still no 4 songs)
You still need to show tits or get the fuck out
>>672114313
>kek
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU CANCEROUS PIECE OF SHIT NEW FAG
me and my boy Chop here to fuck bitches.
Why do we even start these? I feel like I'm the only one posting his real picture. Anyway here's me on vacation last week.
>>672114027
THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS IT.
Even if there is no timestamp, which means you're probably fake.
>>672114445
maybe you should tits or gtfo
>>672110259
I SEE THIS PIC LIKE 2 TIMES A FUCKIN DAY.
get a new pic anon its getting tired
>>672114473
Sugaree
St. Stephen
Black Muddy River
Friend of the Devil
my personal favorites. Fuck you no tits
>>672114445
>Y-y-you're unattractive
Top fucking kek. Post tits or gtfo you slag.
>>672114566
>>672114123
who cares what you think? seriously?
>>672114478
>tries to act like an oldfag
>greentexts kek
>puts a space in newfag
>writes in caps
You have to do better.
>>672109768
Hey guys. :3
Could I get a girlfriend from your country?
>>672114700
>Google.com
>>672114744
I do. I'm a one of a kind individual. You should respect that. Now, post a pic with timestamp.
hey phags
am i kawaii?
Pic is from my friends wedding. I'm wearing my favorite suit. What do you guys think?
>>672113425
Wellll since your real I guess I would have to rate.... 9/10 I'm liking the nose ring.. ever get kinky with that thing?
>>672114745
>defends females online
again kill yourself
>>672114700
No love for their covers? They made good loving their own and did a lot of Dylan songs better than Dylan himself (mainly I shall be released)
I'm partial to Scarlet Begonias, but that's because I listened to it well over 90 times in one day when I was on adderall once.
Also, show your tits. There is literally no reason not to. That way you can no be compelled to GTFO
>>672114937
on a scale of one to kawaii how would you rate me
>>672114879
Did you mother fuck an anvil?
>>672114791
Shit. I'm stupid.
>>672113425
east coast true, just curious, why do you browse /b/, as a woman?
Here comes the rekt
>>672115106
what do you mean by that?
>>672109768
Hey guys! Rate me :) <3
>>672115096
Nigger/10
School photo, but you get the idea!
>>672115049
>implying I'm defending a bitch and not educating newfags on the rules they use incorrectly
>>672114313
Omg 0-0 that makes so much... Dayum haha that's why I rather be a man on the internet. WAHAHAHAHAHA *puts on fake fancy mustache* ^w^ hehe where them boobs at 0-0 or hmm...all I need are cookies tho. But ya.
Everyone here is fuckable*takes out giant pickle* prepare your butts hehe ;)
>>672114316
I truly don't ask to troll btw
>>672115167
I am not easily offended and I find some things here to be entertaining, I browse out of boredom.
>>672115188
Did not see that one coming
>>672115232
>pic related
It's you
>kek
arguing with someone online
you reek of summer
>>672115294
>N-N-Newfags
End yourself mate. I have been here since 97. I have seen them come and I have seen them go. You don't know anything. You're the newfag. Head over to reddit, it would suit you better.
>>672115354
>>672109768
I may or may not know you.
Do you live in Boston?
>>672115518
>>672115354
Who the fuck are you
>>672115232
u square af bruh
>>672115613
>>672115580
Omergurd.... I didn't know I was stupid. Thanks for letting me know ;)
>>672114504
Looking good as always!
>>672115715
>>672115719
"omergurd" ARE YOU FUCKING TWELVE
>>672115645
The names Mario ;) and saving princesses is my game
Jk jk but ya. Im just your local neighborhood hobo. 0-0
I don't understand a few things about these threads
1) why would anyone here want to show their face? Most come here to avoid social stigma and revel in anonymity. Posting a pic defeats both purposes
2) why would attractive people (especially women) come here? This place is for social outcasts. Don't say its not because it damn well is
>>672115815
>>672115708
my face or my mannerisms?
>>672115483
>been here since 97
>4chan was made in 03
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
>>672114027
>> Look mom, they think I'm a girl.
>>672115385
well that's very cute in a very odd way.
you are extremely cute, at least in the face, i thought i should let you know.
i wish i didn't have to die a hkv
>>672115933
1) It's just a face. Try and find one of them IRL.
2) You don't have to be ugly to be a social outcast.
2a) Not everyone who comes here is a social outcast.
>>672115828
Nope. But I can be if you pay me in cookies. ;)
Jk jk noOmg 0-0 that makes so much... Dayum haha that's why I rather be a man on the internet. WAHAHAHAHAHA *puts on fake fancy mustache* ^w^ hehe where them boobs at 0-0 or hmm...all I need are cookies tho. But ya.
Everyone here is fuckable*takes out giant pickle* prepare your butts hehe ;)
Jk jk nooooo. I shall not endorse pedophilia today. 0-0
I like how you didn't catch the sarcasm. XD
>>672115972
>03
mate it was made in 2008
>>672116126
literally die
>>672116048
Haha thank you anon, I appreciate it
>>672115943
more like this?
>>672115943
Ayy lmao
yeee
>>672115943
That's a cool ass snake. Do you have more pics of it?
>>672116227
I second that
These are all lies
>>672116297
You look like Karl from Online
>>672116266
Cunt, I said end yourself. Why are you still here?
>>672116136
Google it m8
>>672116126
Lol oopppppssss 0-0 copied and pasted other shit. >/////< y'all didn't see that
>>672115518
>>672115613
>>672115715
>>672115815
fuckin normie
>>672116418
show me the real deal then? huh
>>672116266
Dubs confirm she knows that she is hot shit.
>>672109768
>>672111794
Druid, reporting in.
>Just played D&D tonight, whooped mythic tier ass.
>>672116266
only continuing this because i had to check the dubz.
anyhow, if i can borrow one more moment of yours, how long have you been on /b/ or 4chan as a whole/ do you browse any other boards
>>672116227
Fucken shit. All the fails today. 0-0 I swear. Stupid phone copying and pasting shit out of nowhere. But thanks for the positive message. ;)
die x2
>>672116586
>>672116136
Haha you newfag, moot created interwebs! Googs it! Kek zozzle blah blah blah
>>672116117
Summer comes early this year
>>672115828
Since my stupid phone is acting up. I shall summarize whatever the fuck I was saying before. No. I'm not 12. I'm 18 0-0 but ya...I do act like a 12 year old. My ex tells me all the time. I cry ;-;
>>672116757
always does anon
>>672116829
Are you a fag?
>>672116829
die x3
>>672116757
Another pearl of wisdom from a retard.
>>672116932
Yes I am TT_TT
>>672116937
Asians are so heartless
Femanon, show us your dick!
>>672116757
>>672116901
Samefag
>>672116932
I mean. I'm bi. But I date more guys cuz guys are easier to get but ya. I guess 0-0 although girls are easy to, especially the desperate lesbians. Ahhhh gotta love the easy targets XD
Looking good guys :)
>>672117179
Show your dick!
>>672116956
Than die with me. It can be like Hitler and that one irrelevant lady ;) you can be the lady
>>672114515
Cesaro?
>>672117012
Omg like tots same 0-0
>>672117125
newfag
>>672117125
>tryharder
>>672116572
I have been browsing on and off for a little over 2 years, not long, I know. Occasionally I'm on /an/ bc animal loving fag, /tv/, and /sci/
>>672117371
lol wrong image
Mb, wanted to post this one
>>672117395
underage and boring as fuck
>>672117395
hmmm.. past bed time?
>>672116397
Because you are irrelevant babe
>>672117262
I don't have a dick. I lost it in the war of 1959...ahhhh damn those vicious dick sucking cannibal gays ;-;
>>672117480
>>672117498
:^)
>>672117564
....show us your stub!
>>672117464
well i'm glad there is some sweet people around here, even if it is a brootal minority. I hope to see you around.
>>672117602
cuck
>>672117602
I love you too. >/////< let me touch your man boobs.
>>672117752
you could at least not do the fucking autismfaces
>>672117395
b& incoming
>>672117469
2
>>672116533
1.5
>>672116532
0
>>672116297
4
>>672116084
2
>>672115096
0
>>672114937
1
>>672114783
0.5
>>672114791
4
>>672114515
3.5
>>672114027
5
>>672113987
2
>>672113425
2.5
>anon who speaks the truth
>>672117557
>Babe
I bet your boyfriend is a cuck.
>>672117602
>>672117704
wtf is that
>>672117808
I've posted that picture literally hundreds of times.
>>672118014
>>672118079
faggot
>>672109768
You're cute
>>672117646
>>672117704
do you know where to find the full length video of this? I tried the reverse image search but didn't come up with anything.
>>672118208
What does it mean?
>>672117803
Shhhhh I gotta let everyone know imma real man :3
>5'9" manlet reporting in
>>672118225
>>672118278
>maximum douche
>>672118409
ugly, in all likelihood, if you felt the need to hide only your face
>>672114879
Holy shit
You're gorgeous
>>672112113
Damn... You're hot
>>672118324
It seems that you are incapable of comprehending my language of stupidity. I shall rephrase it to your standards. My penis is rather small. I apologize since it isn't as big as you hoped. However, I can still satisfy you through various acts of foreplay. ;)
rip me
>>672118499
I know better than to upload shirtless pics to /b/ with my face in. I'm probably a 5/10 face if I'm being honest to you. At least I still get laid occasionally but I know I could swing so much more poon with my body if I only wasn't so depressed.
>>672118079
4
growsomebeard.exe
>>672118755
>checked
>>672118812
>>672118749
than stop being depressed dummy
>>672118861
>>672118641
Thank you anon
>>672118861
That's amazing
>>672118902
If only it were that easy my nig
>>672118902
>>672118666
Nice trips. Also, how many inches?
R8 Faggots
>>672119262
3
>>672119321
Serialkillerdumpingabody/10
>>672118902
I'm trying. Lifting has been my biggest fight against it. It's hard though when your depression feeds of itself. It's impossible for me to get a decent girlfriend when I think about suicide every day.
>>672119470
Every fucking time, sideways
>>672119262
My lil penis is only 1 inch. Other person is over estimating 0-0
>>672119470
2
>>672119321
1.5
>>672119109
2.5
>>672119038
4
>anon who speaks the truth
continued from >>672117860
I guess. I always look creepy in photos.
>>672119371
kek that webm.
>>672119641
7/10
You def had good luck in the genetic lottery.
>>672119627
A 4? Fuck I'll take it
>>672119503
you gotta find a girl that shares the struggle
or a boy, your choice
and you honestly have a fantastic body, I don't think it would be that hard for you either way.
>>672119627
>anon who speaks the truth
Doesn't post picture of himself
>>672117395
Michael Myers is that you?
>>672119888
Trips of truth
>>672118861
How the fuck did that thing survive.
>>672109768
Wes?
found the video of the worms being removed from the guy's intestine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9F1EhfvYpA
>>672119894
joke's on you, you watched the rob zombie movie
>>672115066
dubs of truth
>>672120021
tender paws. automatic reflexes enabling soft landing. redistribution of impact points. increasing time of impact.
>>672109768
Hi goys.
>>672119824
Thanks man. I just find it so hard to show emotions. I constantly overanalyze things and have horrible self confidence issues. I worry I'm going to grow old alone and die and get into suicidal currents of thought.
>>672120244
also the way it fans out, slows it down right before impact. every little bit helps in a major way
>>672120794
Amazes me how evolution can put that instinct in every single house cat. It's nothing short of astounding that cats will naturally do that.
>>672114027
! Ur super supwr hot! Are you lesbian-aa?
>>672120244
good explaination, amazing how it's done all naturally
>>672120794
and yet humans are nowhere near this level.
>>672121127
>and yet humans are nowhere near this level.
Yeah all we can do is split the atom. Nowhere near a cat's level.
>>672121127
we are not made up like a cat. falling is a humans downfall (no pun intended)
Suit de is always an option for me. Should I kill myself?
>>672118493
Lol damn those dudes reacted quick
im falling apart
>>672118997
is that the same knockout guy?
he's got the touch
>>672119809
I don't think I'm bad looking. But idk why so many people try to talk to me in social situations and then I talk to someone for > 1 minute and they make an excuse to leave.
>>672112113
i just wanna fucking rape you. it doesn't even stem from hatred, you just have that vibe. that wounded prey look. i want to manhandle you, rip off your clothes and hold you down as you struggle and protest, begging me to please stop. i want to force my throbbing cock into your presumably trim pussy,as you wiggle uncomfortably, continuing to struggle until you eventually accept your fate and lie motionless,starring off into space with that beautiful dead look in your eyes. i long for you. my body aches for your distress.
>>672123984
You look great but someone is declaring their niggerity upon your mirror
>>672127057
>pepe
bye
