Would you, /b/?
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Would you, /b/?
>>672096295
god damn it Japan
>>672096295
Sauce on pillows?
>>672096576
Oh, that's all I had btw.
So, would you?
Yes I would
>>672096693
yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna have to know where you can get one of these...for research purposes...
>>672096295
Of course I would. That gave me a furious, frenzy and raging massive boner.
You gotta at least fuck em for us...
WTC?
>>672096693
YEEESSS!!!!
>>672096495
>>672096350
Those fucking cheeks are perfect. I'm obsessed with this shit.
>>672096350
>>672096399
>>672096440
MOAR! Fuck them, I wanna cum buckets.
where to get
>>672097485
this
>>672097021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db3AsNjLtwQ
>>672096399
Jesus that thing is a lot bigger than I expected
fuck
>>672096295
>tfw they're like $400 and shipping
also, apparently it's not very good as a hole
but hot damn, that size and jiggle does things to me
>>672097569
I mean, this is pretty nifty and I'm more than down.
But.
I want to fuck my waifu.
>>672096693
Sadly yes
>>672096295
Real question is, why wouldn't I?
>>672097569
this is not it btw
help me am looking for a tutorials
>>672096295
Say... Where would I get one of these Fuckable asses at?
Asking for a friend
Op you selfish cunt, imma need dat link.
>>672096295
I'd have a crack at it.
But holy shit these things are massive.
you can buy these from here www seductivemidnightcandyshop com
thank me later
I'm personally doing something similar.
I have a... Undertale related body pillow, and I bought a Bad Dragon dick with specific colors for said body pillow.
Cannot wait for my donger to come in the mail.
OP, please fuck one. I need that so bad right now.
I need. What are those called? The jiggle ass not pillows
>>672098395
that's a totally different thing
>>672098474
GOD DAMMIT!!!
WHEN WILL PEOPLE BUY BODY PILLOWS RELATED TO MY GAME?!?!
>>672098474
pics with stamp
yeah those things are way too big for the dick size that the average dude who is going to purchase something like this
a thousand fucking dollars? godammit
>>672099269
no, this is legit what is in the pics op posted, the other one was not correct
>>672096693
i would, that looks like the best cock toy i have ever seen
>>672098474
Dude, for real? You can only get off to rubber dicks and tumblr the game?
>>672099315
No dick because it's still processing. There's a Papyrus cover I want to get (artist who did it also did the Sans I currently have). And in the mail coming to me is a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure cover, I'm so excited for this one.
>>672099866
I actually despise the tumblr fanbase, in fact as of now I'm less drawn to Undertale unlike a few months back because of the cancer. I DO like the porn of it, and i still love the -game-, and the character.
>>672100265
So what did you get off BD?
>>672100493
I bought a small Nox the Nightdrake in medium firmness. The colour I chose is 'Duka-Cola Quantum'. Milky white in regularly light, but it glows bright blue in the dark.
First purchase on BD, and I can't take so much in my puss. I heavily prefer masturbation over sex mainly because I have more control (I'm very sensitive and it's easy to hurt my cervix, endometriosis is a bitch.)
>>672100265
FUCKIN' STOP!!!
>>672099274
>>672101032
Get mad, faggot.
>>672100866
Any modifications and/or lube?
>>672101102
Soon... very soon...
they arnt 2d enough for me its to much
>>672100265
>green hair
>undertale
>>>/tumblr/
>>672100866
>I'm very sensitive and it's easy to hurt my cervix, endometriosis is a bitch.
Tits or gtfo.
>>672097021
seductivemidnightcandyshop
25 inch fantasia
>>672101251
Cumtube added, and I bought clear cumlube along with it. <3
>>672101331
My hair is BLUE, thank you.
Where can i buy these jiggly fucking asses and shit, i fucking, need, it.
>>672101499
Your hair looks like someone sneezed in it.
>>672101499
First letter of your name?
>>672096295
WHY IS THERE NO WEBM OF SOMEONE FUCKING THAT THING?!
>>672102176
>Jew and niggers
Cuz of that
>>672102166
A
I'm named after a gem, if that helps.
>>672102176
Get trips and I'll post it.
>>672102176
Because we live in a weird world where no one has posted a picture or video of anything dicklike in it...let alone near it.
>>672102342
Better not be anything related to SU
>>672102301
>>672102442
>>672102468
Seems like they are hiding something, maybe its complete shit.
How do you sell a sex toy without sex?
>>672102442
>>672102502
... It's funny, because aside from all the bullshit the fans have done. I like S.U., it's a good show.
And my name is Amethyst, yes, this is on my birth certificate.
>>672102442
die in a fire beta cucklord
>>672102342
Nah, you're not who I thought you were. Oh well.
Is it Amethyst, by the way?
>>672096295
I wish I had a pillow like that!!!
>>672102442
rolling.
>>672102765
Yup.
>>672102848
The long pillow itself isn't that expensive if you go on amazon. Buying the pillowcases are different...
Fuck I wish there was some videos of someone fucking these things
>>672102691
I stopped watching SU after the collab with Uncle Grandma, the show went to shit
>>672102442
check um.
>>672102606
The only thing I have seen is that some people have a seam line across a cheek. Another person said that line was from shipping and went away.
Are there any videos of somone actually fucking one of these?
i just want to watch one of these get plowed, like redic hard, i like watching dudes fuck toys makes my cooter moist.
>>672096693
Um yea I would, what are these? What are they called n how much?
>>672102999
Nice trips.
>>672103067
Have you fucked one?
Thats what i though...
>>672103057
That's the only episode I hated, it goes back to normal after that episode. In fact it gets really good kinda like what happened at the end of Season 1.
Saw that jiggle, wanked, came
Thanks anons
i would just to know what it was like
>>672103238
I lost interest around when Lapis merged with that huge dude or whatever
>>672103206
No, I did order one.
Yes I will make a quick video of it.
>>672103238
I don't like the additional characters either. I'm pretty sure everything died after season one, it's not enjoyable anymore
>>672102442
faggot
if it was $400 or so I would get
900 too much
>>672103451
I hope to get a body pillow of a few gems. Mainly Jasper and Peridot, maybe Peridot, I dunno.
I have a friend who actually ordered three Bad Dragon dicks with S.U. inspiration. She got one for Amethyst, one for Jasper and one for Malachite (fusion of Lapis/Jasper). Hopefully we'll both get our dicks around the same time and do an unboxing together.
isn't that too large?
I would use it, but not buy it. maybe if it was a gift from my GF.
>>672103555
Trips checked. Plz post lonk, OP
>>672103874
Damn, honestly didn't know this was a thing. SU inspired Dragon Dicks. But hey, you do you.
>>672103908
yeah, too big. unless it's supposed to be amazonion women or some shit.
My question is... Do you need the pillow behind it? Is the ASS enough for you anon?
>>672104077
>>672103696
>>672103397
The video is on my phone so it's going to take a second.
>>672103874
Ew shit show my man
>>672096295
No, because I'm a normie with a girlfriend who comes to troll and laugh at people on this site.
>>672104292
Great for snu-snu
the rinko pillow is literally made for that ass
>>672102468
>>672104386
Leave normie leave!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>672096295
If they ever designed one that looked halfway attractive.
>your waifu is a shit
>>672104255
Well, it's similar to what some dudes are doing with stuff like this in the thread:
>>672096295
>>672096315
I personally have never saw a problem with fictional character fucking. Just don't make it completely your life. Enjoy your personal fantasies, I say. I think this sort of stuff is fun.
>>672104308
Di you have that hd video of modifuckers?
>>672104386
>>672104646
It's not hard to find...
>>672104654
WHAT ARE THESE CALLED? I NEED ONE
>>672096295
I'd tease myself by dryhumping the asses with the panties still on until I cum in my pants.
>>672104731
Can't find a good hd site for this stuff
>>672104623
No, don't get me wrong. Personally, I think it's interesting. And I can't say I haven't jerked it to some R34 before so I couldn't judge either.
I've got something you guys might be interested in. The head is off so it doesn't block the camera from position tracking my rift.
>>672104918
google "20 pounds of pussy"
>>672105013
There's no way these can be real anymore
timestamp it faggot
>>672102442
If singles, post a long webm you fucking it and cumming in it and showing said creampie. A lot of us don't have much, can you just fucking give this to us?
>>672105013
Webm pls
>>672105013
nah im down for more of those asses and where to buy them..
>>672105112
>>672105112
These look so much better
OP WHAT ARE THESE?
Hairy ass arms
>>672105013
what do you use it with on the rift ?
>>672105145
good enough for you?
>>672105287
not to mention pale as fug
>>672105173
I recognize that jerkoff scene https://youtu.be/XiBnWHx8QiQ
>>672105288
MMD hentai stuff, VR porn videos.
I'm also an amateur VR hentai developer.
pornulusrift dot blog spot dot com
>>672105534
lmao are you fucking serious
>>672099274
There's simply not that large demand for Guybrush Threepwood body pillows, Anon.
>>672105403
can i see the head
>>672104846
Just search up "custom dakimakura" or anime dakimakura. You'll find sites, it isn't hard.
>>672096295
will take the right
>>672104577
You are my favorite person today. Thank you
Puss crush that shit anon
>>672105403
Jesus OP, you're really devoted to masturbating
>>672105403
is that a dsdoll? body looks familiar
>>672105713
Here, just check out the production quality shots where I got it from.
http://www.reallovesexdolls.com/real-love-sex-doll-becca/
What
What would you even do
What would you do with all that junk inside that trunk.
>>672100265
I remember you! You posted that pillow awhile ago on another thread. You had a steam too
http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/life-sized-masturbator-toy/
your welcome bros
so do we have a name for OP's pics and possibly where to obtain one? wanna close this tab
>>672105601
Completely
>>672105951
I'm not OP, but that ass was PHAT!
>>672106077
Someone recognizes me!? Yay! And I do have a steam.
>>672106032
just curious, what do you do for a living/how much u make?
cuz that shit cost 2grand+
>>672105534
>cr1tikal
why am i not surprised
>>672106241
What's the name of your steam
>>672106095
>$930
>>672106241
>stephen universe
>green hair
>tumblrtale
>>>/out/
>>672106241
Yess!! You talked about it and I never got your Kik or anything
>>672102999
>Amethyst
That explains the hair.
>>672105672
Dude, Monkey Island is a great game series.
>>672105534
>I recognize that jerkoff scene
>>672106398
Yhea
But i page for perfec object.
>>672106095
Damn near a grand?
>>672106394
>>672106457
My steam if you so desire.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SINISTERSystem/
>>672106462
What explains the hair? My hair is blue, my name is just my name. I wanted blue hair just because.
>>672096295
cleaning looks like it's gonna suck but hell yea i would hit that! something about those fat pussy mounds have me going crazy I just want to bone it.
>>672106714
Well, this IS over 20 pounds of silicone. It's expected, really.
>>672106265
software engineer, $65k, 28, worth it.
it just sucks trying to hide her anytime I have people over lol.
>>672106754
Cool, thanks.
>>672106754
Thanks :) got kik or anything else?
>>672106754
tits or gtfo
>inb4 no
you have blue hair, crave attention, and fuck dragon dildos. as if you have self respect.
>all these newfags forgetting the only rule
>>672098474
>You already know people like you ruin the game so I will not tell you this.
>>672106815
I'll just jerk off with my hand. Mmm but that jiggle tho
>>672106854
sick dude, im starting my 4th year soon.. :D on the road to get my own jk mebz
>>672106854
huh rethinking my life
>>672106815
that's not silicone, too bouncy
>>672106949
Meh, fine. It's SINISTERsystem
>>672107017
It's not like I tell everyone i meet about my sexual fantasies, but okay then.
>>672106993
Nah. What are you gonna do, cry about it? Go find tits somewhere else.
>>672106874
>>672106949
this is /b/ kids, just ask for her to post nudes like a normal person instead of going full gay best friend
>>672096576
It's disturbing how far they go with ads to sell energy drinks and sodas these days.
>>672104577
>Image search
>no results
You....post more good sir. Is it worth it?
>>672107121
fuck you
op pls
my dick is needing this
>>672096295
When will the Japanese finally perfect the female sex robots? I'm getting tired of human females and the robot will be a hell of a lot cheaper.
>>672107225
tits or gtfo
>>672107260
I'd rather ruin my life by having a body pillow collection than have a bunch of retards have my nudes, not like you faggots will even get my nudes in the first place.
>>672107313
Tyrannosaurus keks
>>672107479
its a dude
>>672107483
tits or gtfo
>>672107260
>>672107260
Aw shit, maybe i feel like just talking to someone without sexualizing them for once?
>>672107334
>>672102442
You're welcome.
>>672107549
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter and you will check your privilege, cis scum.
>>672102442
fine here are my trips
>>672102442
You're welcome x2
>>672102442
op dont be a fag
>>672107788
Nice try, but good double dubs tho.
op prove you're still in this thread
Me and the waiting at a hotel atm
Op will surely deliver
>>672106754
Meh, WTF not. Added
Op has to
>>672103193
They cost $1000 no joke. Look on /jp/ if you want more info.
>>672107981
>so beta that even your pillow waifu looks uncomfortable around you
>>672107981
Waitin?
Funding auto correct I meant waifu
>>672107121
Hey hey hey
>>672106095
25 INCHES? THAT'S OVER 2 FEET WTF
Trips?...maybe?...
>>672102442
>>672104337
>>672103555
>>672102999
>>672108177
That's because I was using one pillow because the other is being washed
>>672104077
>>672104337
>>672102442
Where the fuck is that video you cuck I'm about to skeletize.
>>672108177
Lost my shit
>>672102442
Check em
>>672108400
>>672106993
the true autist shows himself
>wer art thou o tit-sama
Fuckin check
>>672108352
I was just about to ask.
>>672104577
Can we please get a webm of that sour getting inserted please? Our diamonds are ready.
>>672108555
GOD SAVE US
>>672108555
post it OP, this white knight faggot just got trips
>>672108555
>>672107981
>nice wifu
>>672108555
Nice trips, but you aren't getting my tits.
Only posted a timestamped pic to show off the body pillow.
>>672108555
Op.....plz
>>672108808
tits or gtfo attentionwhore
>>672108778
>my wifu connection is dropping
>>672108555
o shit, my trips get
>check em
>check em
>check em
>>672102442
Rolling
>>672108808
aint nobody want yo tits bitch we want the rubber asses getting fucked
>>672109022
already got fag
>>672108808
>implying I was rolling for you tits you fucking whore
>>672108808
Don't care about tits, what model did you get off Bad Dragon?
Bruce the Shark?
Stan the T-Rex?
>>672109033
Good, I don't plan on giving out my chest.
Also, where the fuck is OP and the rubber asses. I'm just as pissed.
>>672108778
Thanks
>>672096295
I wouldn't buy it but if someone gives me the chance, and if its clean, fuck yeah.
>>672109154
See here: >>672100866
>>672109154
go be a faggot somewhere else m8
>>672109168
tits or gtfo
>>672109033
This thats all we want
>>672108808
Aint nobody wanna see your A cups. Quit grasping for attention, we wanna see 20lbs of silicone gettin the dickin
>>672108808
Noone cares about your tits. Trips was for the fat ass toy video.
>>672098474
>Undertale related body pillow
Record yourself fucking one
nice pillow
Wer does rubber asses at
>>672108808
frigg off, randy. all we want is the fake giant ass, not your sketchy fucking puss.
>>672109200
>Nicole is my waifu
Are you that Watterson fag
>>672109168
stop posting
>>672109283
>>672109520
what this fag said
GIANT FAKE ASS OR RIOT
no, bcuz I get real life pussy.
>>672109520
this
>>672109587
tits or gtfo
OP wheres that 40lbs of pussy and ass taking some dildo already
Do I have to roll trips again for this fucker?
>>672109280
Go big or go home.
Go Stan.
>>672109777
>>672109777
witnessed.
>>672109777
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>672109777
OH SHIT-
>>672109833
No.
fuck off cuck
dsfargeg bookmark
>>672109777
Oh lawd
Yes.
>>672109777
now this fat jew better show us some fat ass action
>>672105013
Virgin detected
>>672108808
no one cares about your tits fkin whore just suicide u already
>>672109777
its begins
>>672110007
just for the record, I love shy boys
>>672110007
Fuck you
>>672108555
>>672109777
samefag
>>672110007
Please love me.
I'm so god damn alone I'll take love from you, goym.
>>672109465
No...Yes and who is this? ':3
GIANT FAKE FUCK TOY OR RIOT
>>672108808
Go be cancer somewhere else
>>672110191
Thats just more impressive idiot
OP is a fag
>>672096295
>Fresh out the box?
Yes.
get rekt
just show it
>>672105403
well damn
>>672109777
>>672108555
OP Abandoned Us>>672102999
>>672104337
>>672110436
Damn you're good
Once this thread hit's bump limit make a new thread and I'll post it there.
>>672102442
Rollin'
>>672110247
Just an anon that used to browse drawthreads. You look much better than I imagined you would lol
>>672110436
well
>>672110547
Nigger I ain't OP. I'm the Undertale faggot who said this: >>672102999
>>672106398
jesus I could by a toddlers corpse for less than that!!!! This isn't america anymore.
>>672110587
better to tell the truth and be a fag then to continue lying
ITT : op is a massive faggot
>>672096295
OP bought $2000+ worth of plastic pussy.
>>672110722
Give me a pose to make and I'll post it, I wasn't even trying in that pic
>>672110893
wence cometh such a man?
>>672110893
>>672102442
roll
>>672096295
For free? Sure
>>672111112
>off by one
>>672111074
posts zyzz
>kek
>also trips get
>>672111112
>>672111112
o fuck
>>672111112
>1 off
damn
>>672109777
WITNESSED
>>672111074
:3
I'm the guy who said I would post the video if someone got trips (Im not OP btw)
I fucking lied, Check my dubs.
>>672111567
haha this kid
>rollin
>>672109777
>>672111567
kek
Have fun at the hotel with your waifu bro
>>672111727
FUck you faggot.
>>672111747
I'm 22 years old brah
>>672096350
did you ever record yourself fucking these?
I need to see these pussies take dick for research purposes.
somone start a kickstarter so we can buy one of these asses and post some vids
someone screencap all of the trips.
OP is a fag
also
>trips get
>>672112027
this.
>>672112027
indiegogo is better.the mods wont take anything down.
