Hello Anonymous! Sorry we've been closed for most of the week. I've been busy with some exorcism duties. I might not be around as often from now on.
But for tonight, here I am! Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat.
hi can u take a look at this rash
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k8oYJCTLCT
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>>672081384
I'm uhh... not really a doctor...
Hello there!
I've finally adapted a sleep schedule, go to sleep at 6am and wake up whenever. Seems to work well, I'm not tired all the time anymore.
>>672081661
Well, that's a strange time to go to sleep, but as long as it works for you I guess.
>>672081502
Reimu!!!
>>672081502
please it's really bugging me maybe you can take a look into the future or something it could be my demise u know please help
>>672081926
Ah..? H-hey there, it's been a while.
>>672081879
It's not going to work for much longer though, school will start again next week...
>>672081971
>Anonymous's Rash ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "53".
Uh oh... it hasn't turned violet yet has it?
>>672082227
Then it's no good at all! You'd just have to spend a few days fixing it anyway... what's the point?
>>672082412
it did last week is that a bad thing or what
>>672081123
OK CIA I think i'm on to you now
>>672082600
Seems pretty bad to me, but like I said I'm no doctor...
![[mombassa drumbeats].webm](https://i.imgur.com/vkQDczw.jpg "[mombassa drumbeats].webm")
bump
Am I going to like my current job?
Should I call the garden center back, or did they see the results of the drug test?
>>672082722
Ehehe... no alphabet boys here.
>>672082805
Call 'em back anyway and be sure. But if you give me a name to use, I can check your fortune. Maybe it'll say something about your career too.
>be me
>Rome 2
>Baktria stronk, invade parthia
>3,000 Baktrian vs 4,500 Parthians
>2 hour battle, victory
>by the skin on my teeth
>game crash
>mfw
>>672083101
Ugh... that sucks. It always seems to crash when it's least favorable...
>>672083048
Matthew
>>672082092
Where is Marisa?
>>672083389
>Matthew has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "63".
It looks like you're gonna have some trouble getting adjusted, but if you try hard to learn the ropes you can change it.
>>672083424
She doesn't make it here very often these days... busy busy.
>>672083778
She needs to die. She dumped paint onto my bridge!
>>672081123
OK let me get a fortune. Rezin
How have all of your days been?
>>672083884
That doesn't sound like Marisa... are you sure it wasn't Clownpiece?
>>672083922
>Rezin has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "57".
Ouch... sorry. Still, it's not as bad as it could be. Buy some turquoise jewelry or something and it'll improve.
>>672083632
thx brah
>>672084539
pretty good, unlocked some nice armor and assassinations today
>>672084539
I've been fine, visited my sister who had adopted a new albino bunny for company. I'll send a pic from my phone in a sec, if you want~
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>>672084539
Pretty relaxed. It was my day off from exorcisms, which is why I'm here tonight. So I just lounged around, watched some anime, and played some games.
>>672084623
No problem. Hope it goes well for you!
>>672084539
>>672085010
Here's the bunny, looks a lot like you, no? White hair and red eyes!
It's cute!
.. I'm preparing myself for digging already...
>>672084568
I would know the black and white rat when I saw one
>>672085858
Rolling for Noire.
>>672086089
It's not hard to mimic her outfit, especially for a fairy.
>>672086128
I don't even know who that is. What.
>>672085754
>mfw everyone else calls me a Rabbit
You caught me.
How is everyone this fine afternoon?
>>672086694
bored
>>672085754
cute
>>672086128
and she remains friendless
>>672086320
peashy, shes from V and becomes one who rivals vert in boob size
>>672086805
I see, I see.
...rerolling.
>>672086694
Preeetty decent.
>>672086694
tired
>>672086694
Torrented working copy's of Fallout 4 and XCOM 2, so my day has been a blast. You?
ARMPITS
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>>672087601
yay!
>>672081123
notice me, sampi, notice me
>>672087601
armpit
>>672087507
Don't torrent! Every time someone torrents, EA puts another microtransaction into their games!
>>672087885
-notices intensely-
Here's your shot, lowly kohai. You better impress me.
>>672087601
I see one right here
>>672088139
>>672088047
I'm broke, and I really want to play XCOM 2!
I'll eventually buy it on steam. I'm not that much of an asshole.
>>672088868
...Are you the robot in this situation?
Au.. I've arrived.
Hey Reimu, I wanna play games with you!
>>672089094
How much is it on steam?
>>672089094
But you also said you torrented Fallout 4! That's two!
>>672089280
XCOM 2 is sitting at 60, and Fallout 4 at the same
>>672089277
Hey moon bunny. I hope you're ready to be the life of the party, because it needs one.
>>672089280
If you're awake on Saturday we might be able to not starve if you're up for that.
My name is Bailey. I think we've talked before. I finished geometry and am almost done with algebra. Can you look in the future and see if the navy accepts me?
>>672081123
Where can I find the rarest pepe?
>>672089277
yo
>>672089524
Well, that's a little entertaining at least.
>>672089495
Tell my fortune reimu-chan
>>672089495
Oh..? W-well, okay. In that case, I'll do my best. Let me just...
*Hops into her UFO*
>>672089094
Ah, that game is probably fun.
*Shoots lasers*
>>672089714
Sticky grenades suck..!
>>672089277
Does The Stanley Parable accurately describe the work life?
>>672089435
...Sales are coming... I hope...
>>672089495
Sounds good! Wait, it's not weekend yet? I've lost track of days.
>>672089615
You make one that you never share.
>>672089842
post a name
>>672089605
Hey there, good to see you again. Let's just recheck your fortune...
>Bailey ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "80".
Chances look very high!
>>672089615
Only on Reddit.
>>672089947
Arthur, reimu-chan
>>672089947
... Yes.You say that like ou aren't sure, though. Haven't worked before?
Switching to PC, give me a moment
>>672089435
I haven't even played the FO4 one yet, I might buy it before I ever play the torrented version.
>>672089280
60 for XCOM, 60 for FO4
>>672089924
they work fine for me
>>672090127
Please do. Aside from adding to the greed of the monsters who make up EA, torrented copies also mess up adding mods to the games. And as everyone knows, the mod culture is Bethesda's real backbone.
>>672089842
Just gimme a name and it's yours~
>>672089924
-watches intently-
>>672089947
...it's Thursday night.
>>672090126
I've worked for a few summers, I was just asking for your point of view. How's life otherwise?
>>672090502
I think it's early friday morning.
>>672090032
Thanks!
>>672090083
>Arthur ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "16".
...eep. Sorry... you seem nice, too... wear lots of blue this year. A lot. Hang out with 16 year olds. Try to keep $16 in your wallet at all times.
>>672090502
Could I get one as well?
Hello, could you tell me my fortune? More specifically relating to social relationships. Thankya
>>672090894
Also name is John if that matters
>>672090869
>>672090894
I need names.
>>672090738
Hasn't been much else since I started. We'll see once I have a day off... Which is... Monday.
>>672090502
Stop watching and contribute something!
>>672090417
Moonbunny technology is way better!
>>672081123
Can you give me some fap material?
>>672090867
Okay, OP.
My name is Steven.
>>672091134
Shameimaru Aya
>>672091113
>>>672091113
>John (socially) has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "84".
I think white people are going to cause you problems this year.
>>672091144
What am I supposed to do?!
>>672091246
No, sorry. That's what the rest of /b/ is for.
>>672091332
>Steven has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "64".
>>672091425
>Shameimaru Aya ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "56".
Ooh, wow. The journalism game is gonna be pretty good this year... I hope it doesn't have anything to do with me!
>>672091928
But I am a white people
>>672091928
I'll use that as fap material, thanks!
>>672091928
Aah.. I know! Flash you chest! anonymous loves that.
How about some fortune telling? name is alex.
>>672092040
Doesn't mean they won't cause you problems.
>>672092152
Stop that!
>>672092190
>>672091928
You and I both know what I want as far as reporting on you goes, Miss Hakurei~
>>672092111
There's something here that I'll never understand
>>672092256
Ah..? Why would I do that?
>>672092111
You guys can get off to anything, huh... how's this?
>>672092152
Like this?
>>672092166
>Alex has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "54".
>>672092342
Eh? I uh... I must have forgotten!
>>672092454
Because it's disgusting. It's like Reimu's feet.
>>672092466
>>672092466
I don't see any tits...!
>>672092658
Eh...!? How dare you!? My chest is perfect and beautiful...
When will I get sex
>>672092633
Forgot? But how could you? I've even sent hints through the paper!
>>672092824
No it is not.
>>672092849
>Anony no chin chin has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "15".
Sometime this year, I guess.
>>672092824
Those only come out in the shrine maiden suite, you know that.
>>672092824
>come back
>see this
What the fuck has been going on while I was gone?
>>672092930
O-oh, yeah... I was gonna get around to reading those eventually.
-sweeps a pile of newspapers under a rug quickly-
>>672093163
Not quite into this, but I had some pics of my waifu and thought I would join.
Can you do a Will?
Also, how do we get into this shrine maiden suite?
>>672092152
>>672092454
>>672092824
2lewd
>>672093485
I saw that...
>>672093462
horrible things, run while you can still escape
>>672093602
>Will ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "19".
Ehehe... sorry, it's girls only.
Its nice finally being back on my PC. I can actually play real games now.
>>672093105
You're just jealous because yours are so pathetic and lacking~ you don't have the ample bosom of a bunny...
>>672093163
Tch.. Why am I even bothering!?
>>672093642
4lewd..!
>>672093462
Here, here..
*Brings you into her warm bosom*
>>672093684
Oops...
>>672092824
What's the point in having Reimu when Reisen is here?
>>672094022
I never asked you to flaunt your tits around for everyone else to see!
>>672094022
You have achieved dubs... I cannot refuse dubs..
UNLESS I GET TRIPS!
>>672094054
Does this ring any bells?
"Full coverage! A day in the life of our very own Shrine Maiden!"
It took me forever to get you to agree, and now you just... forget?
Tell me my fortune. I'm real lost in this world.
>>672094274
no trips today, your fate is sealed
>>672094365
Sorry... I guess I'm pretty terrible. Uhh... I don't think a day in my life would be all that interesting to read about, though. I certainly don't have any scandals going on or anything...
>>672094022
No they are not!
>>672094380
name pls
>>672094212
T-tch..! It was implied!
>>672094274
A-are you saying that if I didn't get dubs, you'd have said no!?
>>672094664
You're right. I'm sure they're wonderful. S-so don't talk badly about mine either, okay? I'll bet you're a perfectly desirable woman..
>>672093923
Well, damnit.
>>672094628
If I can turn an incident into a paper, I can turn a day into a special edition! In addition, a reporter reports on what the people would be interested in! And with the sheer number of fans you have, the content doesn't even matter~
>>672094628
What, like the cocaine in the back?
>>672094542
You gotta help me, Chief. You gotta!
>>672095082
No, the dubs just made it impossible to say no!
More armpits.
>>672095082
I would never imply that! Those tits are only for my enjoyment!
>>672095233
Mhm, sorry about that.
>>672095385
Oh.. Wahaha~
*squeeze*
>>672095507
A-ah..? S-so you do like them, then...?
*covers up*
I see...
>>672095281
I suppose that's true enough...
>>672095385
-whispers harshly-
Shhh! The press is here, dammit!
Ah-
-looks around-
Uhh... I don't know about any of that. But maybe one of my juniors is up to something shady that I know nothing about. And maybe they'd like to take the fall for such hypothetical situations...
>>672081123
ready to sleep, how gona be the weather tomorrow?
>>672095385
what are you talking about? there is absolutely nothing in the back other than a bunch of new brooms for you to sweep with, speaking of which the walk way hasnt been swept yet so you could go do that before the boss gets on us about that
>>672096039
Shady?
>>672095385
Oh? Tell me more~
>>672096039
It sound like you're hiding something~ Could this be the reason you "forgot" about our arrangement? Naughty, naughty!
>>672096039
>>672096225
So it's all gone already?
>>672096212
I dunno. It's kinda rainy tonight, and I have work to do in the morning... so that's fun.
>>672095815
Bunnies have lots of soft things I like...
>>672096303
Real Shady.
>>672096326
L-like I said I don't know anything about it... I think that white haired guy is trying to frame me for something! I'm uhh... I'm gonna have to be more careful with who I hire here from now on...
>>672096496
yes the small amount of food that reimu got with the money mr trump donated is already gone
>>672095815
O-oh, um, ha... ha?
>>672096039
I've only been sweeping, I thought it might have been snow or dust. Never can be too sure, though.....
>>672096326
I-it was nothing! I swear! I just sweep and repair things around here! And fly around in my airplane, but that's not my job!
>>672096225
I've swept quite a bit over the past few days, I wish people would wipe their feet before entering....
>>672096807
A-ah... Wow.. I feel like I'm being confessed to... I'll continue to be soft for you, then, okay..?
>>672096858
Such a cute boy~ I like you~
>>672096807
You're stuttering~ Maybe I should go get Miss Satori? I'm sure she'd be glad to assist with my coverage!
>>672096858
And you as well! Seems we have a pair of secret keepers~
>>672097054
It's not like that... umm.. I mean, even if Marisa never comes to visit, I'm still taken... but it's okay for female friends to snuggle, isn't it? Ahem..
-fixes her bow-
>>672096858
Say... Did the broom learn to fly while you were sweeping? Would make sense if you were sweeping fortune powder.
>>672096858
>>672097054
Is this rabbit romance?
>>672097236
Ahh, excuse me for a moment... I have a spell card battle to attend to. Totally unrelated to the current situation and all... umm.. be back soon!
-backs out of the front door smiling oddly-
>>672096858
yes people need to learn to wipe their feet before entering and the wind blows in dirt, leaves and other junk which needs to be swept away
<Intermission>
>>672097551
Running away? I don't think so!
And even if you aren't, I'm not missing prime material!
>>672097777
dem quads
>>672097330
... Y-y-you'd really choose that dumb witch over me...?
W-waaaaaaah... I can't believe you built me up just to tear me down like that..
>>672097342
Every interaction a rabbit has is romance!
>>672097330
When are you going to serve some tea?
>>672097236
The only secret here is the compartment in the back of my airplane! Nothing to hide at all! Just some Baktrian restoration plans, and a statue of Phalanx!
>>672097342
No, I keep my special broom in my airplane. I don't use it much, though.
>>672097573
The floor of this place looks like the floorboard of a British airplane, I should really get to work!
>>672097054
T-thanks, I guess.....
>>672098251
...You just blurted it out... that's no fun.
<Intermission>
>>672098251
yes, yes you should
>>672097949
...These things make me very confused...
Reimu loves the cock!
>>672099145
*places a pair of bunny ears on your head*
Don't be confused, just make love!
>>672099252
L-l-link p-please...!!!
Whew... I'm back. Did I miss anything?
>>672099392
other than bell revealing whats in the secret compartment of his plane nothing of note
I'm guessing... no.
>>672099647
Oh, okay. That's what I thought.
>>672099347
I don't think I can. There must be something I'm missing.
>>672098501
I guess I kinda did. Well, its not a secret anymore! Nothing to report over!
>>672099392
*whispers* Shh, I'm covering for you. The Reporter thinks that the secret was in my airplane.....
>>672099053
What do you do around here, Chief? Stare people down?
>>672099347
Moon rabbits confuse me...
>>672099647
You really thinks that's what I keep in there? Heh.
>>672099745
this guy >>672099252
knows what you've been doing to people who donate alot to the shrine
>>672099943
Eww... what's up with that guy's dick? Those insides look messed up too... that's definitely not mine.
>>672099934
sub in for reimu when she steps out or gets banished when people ask for fortunes, im apparently the chef too and...yes?
>>672099347
http://doujin-eromanga.com/?p=64176
Here you go, weeb
>>672100357
Ahaaaa~ Many thanks...
Goodnight, earth!
>>672099392
I thought you said it was a spell card duel. Not fairy extermination...
>>672099934
I've got my eyes on you...
>>672100614
Why are bunnies useless?
>>672100760
There weren't any fairies involved. Oh umm, I ran into Satori on the way back and she said she'll be going away on a trip for the next few months, so...
>>672100614
No problem.
>>672100773
Why do you look mad?
>>672100773
They aren't! They are good friends!
>>672100760
That stare is really unsettling. Please stop.
>>672100614
Goodnight, rabbit. Sweet dreams, don't let the Messerschmitts bite!
>>672101140
Did she now? I suppose then that if I were to go underground, right now, I wouldn't find her waiting for me?
>>672101253
Does it make you uncomfortable?
bamp
>>672101253
They are useless.
>>672101156
Why do you ask meaningless questions?
>>672101812
In a certain sense of 'underground', I suppose...
>>672101812
reminds me of this stare
>>672101991
Meaningless questions?
>>672102185
THE FUCK IS THAT PIC
Goodnight everyone! Thanks for coming!
>>672101812
It really unsettles me.
>>672101991
You're useless.
~Bell
>>672102464
This isn't over Miss Hakurei! I'll get my scoop, whether you work with me or not... and I'd recommend working with me! When I come back, you'd better not forget!
>>672102185
fixed
>>672102464
Sleep well! It's time for me to go too.
-4.90.3000
>>672102739
Aya! Show us your lovely thighs and supple body!
>>672103553
Image limit's hit, sorry friend! Maybe next time!
